Spidey's Life is a Game!

by RebukeX7

Spider-Man's life has never been easy, but what if one day a tournament began with stakes so high that it could mean the absolute destruction of the world as he knew it ? Watch as he and his two unlikely allies strive to reach the top! 5th in the LIAG series! Can be read alone! Crack-with-plot! Spidey/harem, X-23/femharem, eventual Spidey/X-23. Guest reviews deleted automatically.

10. How the Hell do we Win This?

Disclaimer: I don't own shit!

AN: Alright guys it's time for the next match, also someone finally gets their own team about time!

AN: Okay guys before you start I have an announcement concerning this fic (No its nothing bad at all don't get worried.) If you remember the time line posted in the last chapter I went over the entire course of this story. What we are about to begin is what I call an LIAG arc.

Basically it's a story line that will be told throughout the various arcs in the story. We are about to begin the first LIAG arc with this chapter. The thing about LIAG arcs are that they are nearly unnoticeable unless you squint and 9 times out of ten you won't realize that it happened until it's over. Unlike the obvious arcs within the story LIAG arcs can get pretty dark actually, but like I said you barely notice it so don't worry.

Why am I finally revealing a secret about my series (the fact that there are hidden arcs unknown to even Jorn)? Because this time it isn't for you my beloved fans.

This is for me.

This Arc will include: Team Amazing's 3rd and 4th tier matches, ends of the earth, and tier 5

I am going to write this the best I can to see how far I've come so listen up everyone cause I have a story to tell.

LIAG Hidden Arc: Reaper Arc Begin (No not mass effect.)

Thanks for the reviews last chapter, and special shout out to BlueInfernoX for the help also read his marvel hangover story fucking hilarious

Also here's a chance to redeem yourselves if you missed the previous teams. This time for the hints I'll give you the team names.

Team Enlightenment

Team Immortal

Also I was tired as hell when I made this; please ignore the errors until I can get back at this with a clearer head. I just spell checked it so missing words, etc. I'll wait till later to proof read it is like 40 pages.

Chapter 9: How the hell do we win this? (Alt title: The fall of Nyx)

-Avenger's Tower-

Team Amazing ran into the pent house as fast as they could and looked around at the assembled heroes.

"Alright what's up?" Spider-Man asked Captain America in concern. It had literally only been four days there match against Team Despair and they were still drained both emotionally and physically. They were lounging around Peter's apartment when Captain America ordered them to come to the tower, saying it was something that they couldn't afford to miss.

"You all are not going to believe this." Tony said as he pointed at a large screen that had Rebuff shouting as the crowd cheered.

"Wait; are we about to watch someone's match?" Chun-Li questioned making Laura look up at the screen curiously. She had always wondered what it would be like to be part of the "Audience" in this tournament.

"This should be interesting." Laura said as she quirked an eyebrow.

"Alright everybody! It's time for the next matchup!" Rebuff shouted before a picture of a strange man appeared with green skin and long orange hair. "First we have Team Mean & Green with Blanka!"

BGM: Super Street Fighter IV OST Theme of Blanka

"Oh damn, not that weirdo." Chun-Li muttered with an eye twitch.

"Blanka lived in the Brazilian wilderness and created his own brand of ass-kickery by trying to survive the harsh nature! But he's not just any old savage man, oh no, he has developed the ability to generate electricity to supplement his bizarre fighting style!" Rebuff said as the picture faded.

BGM: END

"But that's not all, let's give it up for the one…the only…The Lizard!" Rebuff yelled as the crowd went wild. A picture of a large humanoid Lizard appeared with the tattered remains of a lab coat on its shoulders.

BGM: Bill Nye the Science Guy- Theme Song

"Oh you have to be freaking kidding me." Spider-Man said with a face-palm.

"During an experiment Dr. Curtis Connors accidentally turned into a ferocious reptilian monster who seeks to turn humans into lizards like him. The Lizard is one of Spider-Man's oldest and deadliest foes while ironically, his alter ego is a close friend and former teacher of Spidey's alter ego. "Rebuff said as the females of Team Amazing looked at their team mate in disbelief.

"Seriously?" Laura asked skeptically.

"Can you honestly not catch a break?" Chun-Li asked bemused as Spider-Man turned back to the Captain.

"Okay while I'll admit that it is concerning that the Lizard is in this tournament, I don't see why I needed to come here. Honestly this team looks pretty tame so far." Spider-Man asked making Steve shake his head.

"No son, you see-"Captain America was cut off as Rebuff showed a picture of a large green man.

BGM: END

BGM: Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Theme of Hulk

"They are led by none-other than the Hulk!" Rebuff shouted as Spider-Man actually took a step back in fear. Chun-Li was concerned as she remembered the frightening man during the final battle with Cyclops, and even Laura looked as something had blown up in her face.

"No, hell no, I'm not fighting the fucking Hulk for you Captain. Did you forget that time he nearly soloed everyone?" Spider-Man bit out as he remembered the events of World War Hulk. Spidey then turned to Tony. "It was your fault too, you jackass! If anyone is fighting him it's you!" Spider-Man continued as Tony looked as if he was smacked. (LIAG Helpful info: Tony is a member of the Illuminati, and organization who saw fit to banish Hulk from Earth during the events of Civil war.)

"God, you are an asshole." Laura said as she shook her head at Tony.

"He's the fucking Hulk. That's his introduction, who the hell ISN'T scared of that guy?" Rebuff muttered with a shudder.

"Even that psycho is scared of him!" Spidey said in disbelief.

"Calm down, Spider-Man." Natasha said as she walked over to Spider-Man and placed a hand on his chest, something that wasn't unnoticed by Laura, who had to remember that with the current state of her Healing factor unsheathing her claws would not be a good idea. "This is not why you we're called down here; it's the team that they are fighting that concerns you all."

"Oh that's a relief, but why does it matter could the other team really take down the Hulk." Spider-Man asked skeptically.

"We honestly don't know, soldier." Captain America said with a sigh.

BGM: END

"Today they will be fighting the one, the only-kinda, Team Amazing-"

"What!?" The team asked in alarm, while the other two members of Hulk's team didn't seem too hard, the fact still remained that they had the Hulk.

"-2099." Rebuff finished as the crowd stopped making noise. Hell even they were confused at the team name. "This Team is the only one to have come from the FUTURE! The year 2099 they met up and now they are participating in this glorious event!" That got the stunned crowd to begin cheering once more. Rebuff snapped her fingers as an image of a young woman wearing a loose black kimono with web patterns appeared. (LIAG Helpful Info, nobody got it so I'll say it now the outfit is one of Asuka Kazama's alternate costumes in Tekken 5)

"Oh, okay I can completely understand why this would be concerning." Spider-Man said as if he had an epiphany. "Honestly, she looks exactly like you Chun-Li; only her hair is down." Chun-Li was too stunned to say anything, so she settled for looking on with her mouth open.

BGM: Street Fighter X Tekken - Asuka's Theme (Confidence)

"Chun-Li the second is the great grand-daughter of our own Chun-Li from the year 2099. Her parent's wanted her to be a normal girl and not have to deal with so much fighting so they raised her as a normal girl. Her parents were ruthlessly murdered by employees from the corrupt company Alchemax when she turned ten years old." Rebuff said solemnly. (LIAG Helpful Info: Alchemax is a corrupt mega-corp of the future. It is also where Spider-Man 2099 worked prior to his super hero career.)

"W-what?" Chun-Li whispered as she gaped at the screen. Spider-Man rubbed her back soothingly as Laura grit her teeth.

"Thirsty for revenge, she went to none other than Deadpool for training. He taught her Chun-Li's fighting style along with a few additions and with the blood of her great grandfather flowing through her she became one of the most feared mercenaries in the world. However, even with her success she won't quit until Alchemax is burned to the ground!" Rebuff said with passion as the crowd roared their approval. An image of a man with a blue and red clad skin-tight costume appeared.

BGM: END

BGM: Never Too Late- Three days Grace

"Next up is a fan favorite, Spider-Man 2099!"

"Oh My God." Spider-Man gasped out as Hawkeye gave a whistle.

"Well damn, one thing is for certain he sure has a more badass costume." Hawkeyes said seriously making Wolverine laugh.

"L-look closer at the picture guys." Spider-Man stuttered out. The Avengers took a closer and look a widened their eyes slightly. The futuristic Spidey was standing in front of a larger statue of the original Spider-Man as it rained. The statue isn't what got their attention though; it was what the statue said.

"The Greatest Hero of All."

"He was a former employee of Alchemax before his hero career. When his boss secretly got him addicted to a highly addictive drug in an attempt to gain his loyalty, the young scientist attempted to rewrite his genetic code to remove his addiction, but due to the actions of a jealous co-worker, his code was sabotaged and he acquired spider-powers as a result." Rebuff said as she began showing images of Spider-Man 2099's heroic deeds throughout the future. "He is now trying to take down Alchemax, and as he does it he strives to always do what's right! He's not there yet, but one day he will do his best to take his predecessor's place as the greatest hero of all!"

"Oh man, well his luck seems to fit the criteria of being Spider-Man that's for sure." Spidey quipped, but inwardly he was amazed. The fact that not only was he apparently a legend, but that Spider-Man actually mattered enough to people for someone to take up the mantle was nothing short of incredible.

"I'm more concerned about the team leader." Captain America muttered. That got the heroes sending quick glances to Laura.

"He's right going by the pattern the third member could be one of three things. My descendent, someone who takes on the mantle of "Talon" or someone completely and utterly unrelated to me." Laura said sounding slightly uncomfortable at the first two possibilities.

BGM: END

BGM: Protectors of the Earth- Two Steps from Hell

"The Evangel of Justice, the Eve of Destruction, Evil's boogey man, and Earth's Protector… The Unbreakable Talon!" Laura nearly fell back in shock as she watched with wide eyes as an adult version of her appeared. The woman was standing on a cliff and staring at the sky as eagles soared in the skies around her. "The previous champion of the tournament, Talon returns to keep her title. Long after the golden age of heroes ended Talon remained to fight evil for decades. She alone is the single icon of the golden age of Heroes; she provides hope for both her family and humanity everywhere as she continued to protect everyone for decades and swears to continue doing so for the centuries to come. Her life is not a happy one, but she doesn't care as long as someone needs a hero she'll be there. Let's give it up for the Immortal hero!" Laura's ears actually hurt from how loud the crowd cheered.

"U-unbelievable." Laura muttered as Spider-Man crossed his arms.

"You're right we should see this, I want to know if my lessons actually worked." Spider-Man said seriously as Tony hopped on the couch.

"Well grab a seat no telling how long this will be."

"The matches will be simple. Three one on one matches will take place across New York. Killing an opponent will not leave them dead and they will be returned mint condition at the end of the battle. First team with three points wins, BEGIN!"

~Chun-Li II vs. Blanka~

BGM: Mortal Kombat Theme Song Original

Blanka didn't even get a chance to blink because as soon as both of them appeared on the roof of a building, Chun-Li was on him instantly. The two traded blows as both of their team mates watched the events play out on a large screen from on top of another building.

"Raahh!" Blanka roared as he slammed his fists down on Chun-Li only for her to easily side-step the blow and kick him in the stomach. The force of the kick managed to send Blanka sailing off of the building, but Chun-Li didn't stop there as she darted off the building and followed after the green man. As they were falling next to the building they were previously fighting on Chun-li dived towards Blanka and flipped her body as soon as she was next to him.

"Spinning bird kick!" Chun-Li roared as she slammed her legs into Blanka and sent him sailing into a window of an office building across the street.

*CRASH*

Chun-Li flipped and placed her feet on the side of the building she was falling next to, before launching herself across the street and into the building Blanka flew through. There were screams and sounds of woods and concrete breaking as the two fought within the building.

"Err sorry folks but the comic book company, whose name shall not be mentioned due to me not wanting to get sued, thought that putting cameras in their building would be a good idea…so they decided not to do it. My bad." Rebuff said sheepishly.

-Avenger's Tower-

Spider-Man and Laura looked at each other awkwardly before glancing to a shell-shocked Chun-Li.

"S-such ruthlessness." Chun-Li muttered in disbelief, sure Blanka was an annoying opponent but her descendent was fighting as if she truly didn't care if than man lived or died. Sure there would be no consequences, but the futuristic martial artist, looked as if she could care less about how much pain she was causing Blanka.

"That strength is weird too…" Natasha muttered gaining their attention. "The amount of force she's exerting should not be possible even under peak human level conditions." Natasha explained making the Chinese woman nod her head with narrowed eyes.

"Also there is no way Deadpool could know my fighting style well enough to teach her like that. At most he would be able to tell her how to mimic my movements from what he's seen, yet her style is more refined than my own." Chun-Li began making them turn to her. "It's almost as if she refuses to be hit, I know for a fact that Blanka would have been able to land more blows on me than her." To say Chun-Li was confused would be an understatement, how could second-hand knowledge bring about this much flawless skill? It made no sense!

"Look I see them!" Hawkeye said suddenly as he pointed at the screen.

-Chun-Li II and Blanka-

Blanka stumbled out tiredly as he began bleeding from his multiple wounds. They had been fighting from the 6th floor all the way down to the lobby. Blanka was now standing in front of a car as he tried to regain his balance. Blanka was too tried to prevent Chun-Li from running up to him and grabbing him by his neck with her right hand. The young woman slammed him down onto the car as pink chi covered her hand.

"FINISH HIM!" A voice echoed and Chun-Li released her chi.

"KIKOSHO!"

*BOOOM*

The car exploded from the amount of energy slamming into it.

Chun-Li II vs. Blanka

CHUN-LI II WINSSSSSSSSSS

Team Mean & Green: 0

Team Amazing 2099: 1

BGM: END

-Spectator's Roof-

"Did you seriously just yell finish him?" Spider-Man 2099 asked in disbelief. Talon just gave him a shrug.

"What can I say I got caught up in the moment?" Talon said seriously while Spidey's successor had to wonder if he was the only sane person on the team. Talon frowned as Chun-Li II appeared on the roof alongside an unconscious Blanka. "You were a little too ruthless out there; just because you have power doesn't mean you exploit it." Talon began seriously making the young woman look down. "You know very well your strength is above human level. Pull your punches against those who don't deserve death." Talon growled out.

"S-sorry." Talon walked towards her with a glare before placing a hand on Chun-Li's head.

"Other than that you did fantastic." Talon Smiled as Chun-Li looked up her with wide-eyes. "Remember with great power comes great responsibility." The young martial artist nodded her head making Talon grin at her. "Alright kid you're next." Talon said to Spider-Man before pushing him into the lizard as they both flashed away in a bright light.

-New York: Sewers-

BGM: You're Going Down-Sick puppies

"Son of a-shit it stinks down here!" Spidey-2099 groaned as he held his face.

"Die!" A voice growled out and Spider-Man barely had enough time to glance back before he was slashed in half. The Lizard Grinned mischievously before Spider-Man's body faded from existence. "WHAT!?"

"Heard you coming a mile away ugly, Web-Swing!" Spider-Man 2099 yelled as he swung and kicked the Lizard in his face.

-Avenger's Tower-

"What the hell? That is so not fair!" Spider-Man said indignantly making Hawkeye laugh.

"His tricks are more impressive too!" Hawkeye said between laughs.

"Dude, screw you." Spider-Man groaned.

-Sewers-

"Gahh!" The Lizard growled as he held his face. Spider-Man went to follow up, but quickly found himself grabbed around the throat by the Lizard's tail. The Lizard raised a clawed hand menacingly and prepared the slaughter the futuristic hero. "Any last words?"

"Why do villains monologue so much? You'd think they'd realize it'll only screw them over, like now!" Spidey-2099 shouted as he popped out his talons and slashed the Lizard's tail from his body.

-Avenger's Tower-

"Seriously!?" Spider-Man asked in disbelief and this time Tony joined Hawkeye and both of them were now on the floor laughing their asses off.

"That web-head's not too bad." Wolverine growled in approval.

-Sewers-

"Okay Spidey, he can regenerate limbs apparently and now he knows about your claws." Spider-Man thought to himself as he watched the Lizard's tail re-grow.

"You got lucky, but I won't be caught off-guard again!"

"Again with the monologues!" Spidey-2099 groaned as he barely side-stepped the mutated Doctor's slashes. "What I wouldn't give for that power the original Spider-Man was said to have…what was it called again? Spider-sense that's it how come he gets the Spider-sense and I'm stuck over here trying not to get beheaded!?" Spidey-2099 thought annoyed before flipping over the Lizard and aiming his wrist at him.

*THWIP*

Spider-Man 2099 shot the Lizard in the back with web and swung him into a nearby wall.

"Okay, think web-head. He's durable and can regenerate. How can I incapacitate him without killing him?" Spider-Man thought to himself as he watched the Lizard attempt to remove his head from the wall. "Come one, what would Talon do!?" Spidey-2099 thought before snapping his fingers. "That's it!" Spider-Man began as he rolled up his mask over his mouth.

"I am tired of these games!" The Lizard roared as he freed himself.

"The give up!" Spider-Man shouted as her ran at his predecessor's nemesis. Just as they got near each other, Spidey-2099's costume sparked slightly as the Lizard's claws entered his body. The Lizard's eyes widened in fury as Spidey-2099's body disappeared once again. "Dirt Nap…" Spidey's voice rang from behind him, making the Lizard turn around frantically only to find no one there.

"W-what!?"

"…Spidey Style! Night, Night!"Spidey-2099 said as he leapt from the ceiling on to the Lizard's back and sunk his fangs into the reptilian doctor. The Lizard's body froze instantly as he felt the venom enter his body.

BGM: END

-Avenger's Towers-

"…Seriously?" Spider-Man asked helplessly while Talon frowned as she narrowed her eyes.

"Not sure if I'm flattered…or pissed off." The young clone murmured as she watched the Lizard fall down unconscious.

"This team is something else I suppose." Chun-Li said as they watched Spider-Man 2099 return to the roof with an unconscious Lizard.

-Spectator's Roof-

"Well I'll be damned, nice improvise kid." Talon congratulated as Spidey-2099 pulled down his mask.

"Thanks, sorry bout stealing your move though." Miguel said sheepishly as Talon waved him off.

"Forget about it. You did what had to be done although when I normally use Dirt nap, someone ends up dead." Talon said as she pointed at the still breathing Lizard.

"Yeah…I try not to kill my opponents." Spidey deadpanned as he pulled down his mask. Talon smirked at him before turning towards the Hulk.

"We're up big guy, ready?" Talon questioned making the large man nod his head.

"Hulk always ready."

"Good, also this is this is the first time in twenty years I get to go all out, please fight to kill. It's not like I'll stay dead due to this tournament." Talon said as she took off her jacket and handed it to Chun-Li.

"Hulk no smash puny girl."

"Then I'll make you." Talon said simply.

-Avenger's Tower-

"I see, in the future regress back to my suicidal ways, because there is no way in hell I'm pulling this off." Laura said simply.

"So I wasn't the only one who heard that? I swore I heard something bat shit insane in my ear." Hawkeye said as he gaped at the screen.

"You and me both bro." Spider-Man said and they all turned to see him finish putting his mask on. Spidey began to feel slightly uncomfortable at their wide-eyed stares and crossed his arms. "What?"

"Did you just take your mask off?" Captain America asked for clarification.

"Well yeah, no one was looking so decided to clean my ears, because I just know I heard her wrong." Spider-Man shrugged making the Avengers turn around angrily as they missed one the most sought out secrets in the world.

-Spectator's roof-

"Umm Talon you are an excellent Hero; easily one of the greatest…" Spidey-2099 began. "But that's the fucking Hulk."

"Yeah I know." Talon replied as she performed a few stretches.

"Are you insane?" Chun-Li II questioned seriously as she titled her head.

"Undoubtedly so." Talon nodded her head as she raised her hands she grit her teeth as her nails grew into sharp claws. (LIAG helpful info: Think Sabretooth)

"How come you two haven't disappeared yet?" Spidey-2099 questioned curiously.

"Cause we're fighting here." Talon said simply before leaping forward on all fours and dashing at the Hulk, her claws tearing up concrete as she ran.

"Oh…W-wait what!?" Spidey and Chun-Li stuttered in shock as they watched Talon leap into the air. Hulk swung at her in an attempt to end it quickly.

BGM: Deathwatch- Madworld

*Shtick!*

The Hulk grimaced as Talon latched on to his arm tightly with her claws. Talon grinned as the large man swung his arm furiously trying to get her off.

*Snickt*

Releasing her foot-claw Talon jammed her boot in to Hulk's stomach before back flipping off of him sending her Adamantium claws slashing up his chest.

"Looks like I got first blood." Talon said as she landed on all fours with a smirk as she watched the Hulk's wounds heal. The Hulk growled before leaping in the air he put his hands together behind his head and began to descend quickly, prepared to end the fight instantly. Chun-LI II seemed to flinch slightly as her head whipped up to the Hulk before she back flipped off the building and on to a nearby roof.

"Incoming!" Spidey-2099 shouted before realizing that Chun-Li ditched him. He grumbled as he lifted Blanka's and the Lizard's Body and leaped after his team mate. Talon only smirked as she stood up and raised one hand towards the descending Hulk.

*BOOOM*

"HOLY SHIT!" Everyone watching the fight said simultaneously as the building exploded underneath the Hulk's force.

-Avenger's Tower-

"D-did I just die?" Laura asked with wide eyes before the sound of someone choking filled he rears. They all turned to Hawkeye who was pointing at the screen as if he couldn't believe what he was watching.

"Holy shit, what the hell did you teach her?" Hawkeye questioned as Spider-Man turned back to the screen and released a startled gasp. A blood soaked Talon was still standing with one hand on her hip as she held the Hulk's fists up with one hand.

-With Talon and Hulk-

"I won't break." Talon said with her head down.

"I know we didn't get along kid…but I always take care of own, live on Laura."

"Never again." Talon said as she remembered him. Hulk growled and released a devastating punch at Talon's face. Talon growled and released her own punch, both of their fists collided and a shock wave ripped through the streets.

"My turn." Talon said simply before her eyes boiled red. "This is for you…father"

*Snickt!*

BGM: END

BGM: Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Theme of Wolverine

"Berserker Barrage: Prime!" Talon roared as she began slashing Hulk who growled in pain as she slashed his body. "RAHHHH!" Talon roared as her slashes became wilder 'Faster…Faster...I can't lose!" Hulk slammed his foot on the ground, making Talon stumble, and leapt back as he spread his arms wide. Talon Growled and dashed at him on all fours. The Hulk slammed both his hands together.

*CLAP!*

*BOOOOM*

Talon grit her teeth as she ran into the shockwave, her ears bled profusely but she didn't stop from going at her prey.

"My eardrums were destroyed but I can't let up!" Talon thought with a glare as she leapt at the Hulk only to be caught within his massive hand.

"Fly away!" Hulk roared as he threw her across the city. After a moment the Hulk leapt after her.

-In the Air with Talon-

Talon growled as she flipped through the air.

"Looks Like I'll have to use that." Talon thought to herself as she flew through two buildings. Talon shot a web-line from both of her web shooters at each of the buildings. As they connected, Talon finally landed on the ground and proceeded to run backwards until the cables could no longer stretch. When she could no longer move back she released her foot claws to keep her pinned down to the ground. Talon took a deep breath and left her berserker state; while her eyes turned back to green her skin began to shine slightly with sweat, making her smirk. She had to repress a grin as the Hulk Landed in front of her and charged forward. "Hook…"

"Gamma wa-*sniff*" Hulk's attack was cut off as he smelt the air around him. Talon grinned as she saw his muscles get slightly smaller as the additional strength from his anger began to fade away. Hulk began to walk towards her uncertainly

"…Line…" Talon quickly adopted an injured look the Hulk got closer. "Y-you weren't kidding, you might be too strong for me…" Talon panted as she licked the blood from her lips.

"Hulk didn't mean to injure you too badly." Hulk began as he raised his hand to help her up.

"…and SINKER!" Talon roared mentally.

-Slow-Mo-

"Bye. Bye"

Hulk watched with wide eyes as Talon leapt into the air with her right foot claw aimed at his throat. Talon's body shot at him in blinding speeds due to her releasing her-make shift sling-shot.

*SLASH*

-Slow-Mo: End-

BGM: END

-Avenger's Tower-

"OHHH SHIT!" Hawkeye roared in disbelief as Deadpool and Dante teleported in to the room.

"Please tell me you guys saw that shit!" Deadpool said enthusiastically before picking up a gaping Laura and twirling her around. "You are going to be such a badass!" Deadpool cheered before releasing her. Laura struggle to regain her balance as the rest of the Avenger's watched the screen.

"By Odin's beard did thou watch that bout?" Thor questioned as he entered the room with wide eyes.

"But how come Laura could take those hits?" Captain America questioned making the Avengers turn to the young clone, who just shrugged.

"I'm just as curious as you all." Laura said simply. It was spider-Man who got their attention as he raised his hand.

"I think I know. You see back when Laura's healing factor worked; I had always wondered if she'd want to get something bonded to her skeleton so she could be as effective as Logan. I was going to ask her after she got older and do it myself." Spider-Man revealed making Laura look at him shock. "I guess it's a no-brainer to see that she chose Vibranium…gotta admit it helped her greatly."

"What's bugging me is why Hulk calmed down for no reason. He was acting loopy like some of Jessica's enemies when they get affected by her pheromones." Hawkeye muttered to himself making Laura frown and turn to Logan.

"That doesn't make sense; our mutation doesn't utilize pheromones…right?" Laura questioned making Logan growl to himself as he thought about it.

"Well mine didn't, but Daken's did. If I had to guess I'd say your mutation evolves later." Logan said with a shrug making Laura's eyes widen in shock. (LIAG Helpful Info: Daken, Wolverine's biological son whose dead now could use pheromones)

"I swear it's like Pokémon with all of these additional evolutions going around." Deadpool quipped making the mutants in the room glare at him.

"Gaining another evolution huh, that sounds painful." Tony muttered.

It was at that very moment when Spidey snapped his fingers in realization.

"THAT'S IT!" Spidey shouted as the heroes turned to him. Spider-Man turned to Laura, and his grin was visible from under his mask. "We assumed that the phoenix had taken away your Healing factor, right?" Laura nodded with a frown.

"Yes, but it's still there, I used it during while in my feral state, but it was much weaker."

"Exactly. I bet my mask that if anything your Healing factor his better than ever." Spider-Man said seriously making Laura's eyes widen.

"What are you getting at bub?" Logan growled.

"What if, now bear with me, what if it's too busy adjusting her body for a further evolution to work correctly?" Spider-Man questioned as Laura looked down at the scars between her knuckles with wide eyes.

"It's plausible… we'll have to have Reed perform some tests but other than that you might be on to something." Tony said as he rubbed his chin in thought. Laura narrowed her eyes at the idea of being tested on further, even if it would be by Mr. Fantastic and for her own good.

"Hey, look something else is happening." Chin-Li said as she pointed back at the screen.

-With Team Amazing 2099-

Chun-Li II and Spidey-2099 were both doing their own versions of gaping at their leader as she walked back towards them as if she had not just done the impossible.

"Oh my God you actually did it!" Miguel said in complete disbelief, making Talon snort as she tossed her jacket back on. Chun-Li II continued to watch Talon with narrowed eyes as she held the side of her head as if it were in pain.

"Honestly it was just luck. If he had thrown me anywhere else besides between those two buildings I would have lost. Still it was a great fight." Talon said nonchalantly before sending Chun-Li II a concerned glance

"And a great fight it was!" Rebuff shouted as the crowd roared their approval. "However now that the Hero faction just gained another victory it's time to see how the Villain faction does with their fight. Team Amazing 2099 stay where you are because you guys have just won first row seats to watch Arachnophobia's next battle!" Rebuff shouted as a white barrier surrounded Team Amazing-2099.

"Great I almost forgot about them." Talon growled to herself.

"It's a double feature today folks! Arachnophobia will take on Team Crouching Tiger right here folks!"

"Oh this can't be good…" Miguel groaned as Chun-Li II rolled her eyes.

"Is it ever?"

-Avengers Tower-

"Why me?" Spider-Man asked in despair.

"What's wrong soldier?" Captain America asked in concern as Deadpool patted the web-slinger's back.

"Don't be so down Spidey! Just because a team is name for a villain faction Arachnophobia, doesn't mean that it has anything to do with you."

"Really?" Spider-Man asked in hope making Deadpool give him a thumbs up.

"Really! I mean, what's the worst that could happen?" Deadpool questioned, making Team Amazing snap their heads towards him in horror. "Yup, I totally just said that to fuck you over peace!" Deadpool teleported just as Spider-Man's fist was about to make contact with his head.

"Son of a bitch!" Spider-Man shouted angrily as Chun-Li and Laura seethed in anger behind him.

"Calm down you three, she's announcing the teams now." Natasha said as she pointed at the screen.

"Great, the day Black Widow tries to cheer you up, you know you're screwed." Spider-Man groaned making said woman roll her eyes.

"Team Arachnophobia is a team of three spider-themes villains who all want to jump the bones of the local hero Spider-Man! Two of them are even aiming on getting knocked up!" The heroes turned to stare at Spider-Man in shock.

"I'm done. I quit." Spider-Man said seriously as he collapsed onto the couch.

"Seriously a team of women who want to rape you? What the hell is wrong with this world?" Chun-Li asked in horror.

Chun-Li's frustration meter: 5%

"Is that your new catch-phrase?" Spidey asked curiously.

"You lucky bastard." Hawkeye and Tony mumbled as they glared at the web-head.

"Who would want to be with Spider-Man if they aren't even from this world?" Captain America question in confusion.

"Chun-Li, do you know anyone that would want to have sex with a spider themed hero?" Laura asked making Chun-Li rub her chin in thought. Nearly instantly Chun-Li's eyes widened in horror.

"Kuso! Please anyone but her." Chun-Li growled anger.

"Who-"

"The first member of Arachnophobia, you know her, you love her in some sick twisted way! The fighter that practically oozes lust, give it up for Juri Han!" Rebuff shouted as a picture of the woman kicking a butterfly in half appeared.

BGM: Super Street Fighter IV OST Theme of Juri

Chun-Li's frustration meter: 25%

The image quickly turned to a clip of her fighting Chun-Li in and abandoned building. The heroes watched stunned as they noted the ferocity in Juri's attacks.

"Juri is a God Damned sociopath with absolutely no problems about killing anyone of any age, gender, or race. The Korean woman has gone toe to toe with Chun-Li on numerous occasions sometimes even taking on both Chun-Li and Cammy simultaneously!" Rebuff said before the video went to and image of Juri's foot planted firmly in Chun-Li's stomach. "Despite the hatred Chun-Li has for Juri, Juri only sees the Chinese woman as someone to help rid her of some boredom and has no problems with trying to kill Chun-Li." The crowd watched stunned as a wave of purple energy blew through Chun-Li's back.

"…Damn that's gotta hurt." Spider-Man winced.

"It does." Chun-Li and Laura deadpanned as they glared at him. Honestly sometimes the fact that their team leader could dodge danger so easily pissed them off.

"Watch out Spidey! Juri would fuck and kill you and not necessarily in that order!"

"She would." Chun-Li stated bluntly making Spider-Man face-palm.

"Just great…"

BGM: END

BGM: Holding out for a Hero- Frou Frou

"This next member might open a few fresh wounds for you New Yorkers out there; she just tried to take over the city a few months ago. You love her, you hate her, you love to hate her and she gives no fucks! Give it up for The Queen!" Rebuff shouted as the crowd went silent as a picture of the Queen sitting on a throne with a condescending smirk appeared.

"DAT ASS!" someone in the crowd shouted.

"Shut the fuck up Dave!" Came another voice.

"Oh OFCOURSE!" Spider-Man said sarcastically. "Big butt is back too because no one can stay dead for some strange reason. (LIAG Fun Fact: Spider-Man often makes fun of the Queen's big butt.)

"She's a woman whose main goal is to have her perfect kingdom, with a perfect king by her side." Rebuff said as the picture turned into one of a badly injured Spider-Man kissing her as blood spilled from his mouth.

"Where does that woman get these pictures?" Spider-Man whined as his plan to keep his complete and utter defeat a secret from his team mates went out of the window.

"Seriously…?" Chun-Li looked at him oddly, an expression that was mirrored by Laura.

"In my defense I was barely conscious." Spidey tried to defend himself

"This is a true Romeo and Juliet story ladies and gentlemen."

"The hell it is!" Spidey shouted indignantly.

"It's so tragic, one man's reluctance to step over to dark side and a woman's own pride preventing her from being good. That's all that's standing in between this love story!" Rebuff said as the crowd awed.

"Uh that and the fact that she's a freaking psychopath!" Spider-Man said in disbelief.

"So you admit she had a chance?" Chun-Li teased and Spider-Man managed to pick up on the cold stares Laura and Natasha were giving him.

"I don't know maybe if she wasn't evil, or tried to destroy New York so many times, and you know what I'm going to shut up now." Spider-man nodded sagely as he turned from his snickering teammate.

BGM: END

BGM: Pain- Three Days Grace

A blonde woman was seen running on top of a building at great speeds. When she reached the end she smirked and took to the skies with a mighty leap. As she descended she made a devil's horns with her right hand.

*THWIP*

Spider-Man gaped as he watched her web swing exactly like him.

"Seriously…another Spider-Woman?" Spider-Man asked incredulously as Hawkeye turned to him.

"Seriously how many people did you give your name out to?" The archer asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm with Legolas on this one, it's hard to keep track at this point." Tony spoke up making Spider-Man throw his hands up in exasperation.

"Sorry ladies and gentlemen, but this isn't just another Spider-Woman." Rebuff said as the video switched to an image of a black suited Spider-Man parrying Ero's poisonous stingers with his own. They were face to face and you could see Spider-Man's frustration from beneath his mask while Ero had a cocky smirk on her face.

"Honestly…that looks better than what you're wearing now." Chun-Li said apologetically as she looked and the red and blue clad hero and Laura had to nod her head in agreement.

"Oh shut up. My suit's awesome." Spidey mumbled to himself. "Seriously though, here's another thing I have to chalk as I don't remember because I don't even remember this fight."

"As you may or may not know during the recent battle with the X-men Spider-Man died and then came back to life. However due to our favorite web-head's lack of memory he didn't remember something important about his resurrection. If he died he gets an entirely new body, but his old body would be fated to gain its own sentience and become Ero!"

"SHIT!" Tony and Steve shouted simultaneously.

"I knew we forgot something in K'un-Lun!"

"You guys forgot my body!?" Spider-Man asked in disbelief before shaking his head. "No more importantly how the hell did my body become a blonde woman of all things?"

"You aren't concerned about the fact your body came back to life and wants to rape you?!" Chun-Li asked in disbelief.

"Something like that was bound to happen though." Laura shrugged making her teammate gape at her.

"Fuck this world." Chun-Li deadpanned.

Chun-Li's frustration meter: 32%

"Gotta admit webs, you are half bad as a woman." Logan spoke up with a smirk as he tilted his head at the screen.

"I can same the same for you." Spidey shot back as he pointed at Laura. Logan growled at him while Laura turned away to hide her blush.

"The Last time they fought Spider-Man destroyed her in order to stop her from reproducing, but now she is back with a few new tricks up her sleeve. For one she has embraced the spider within unlike Spider-Man and has gained access to loads of new spider powers!"

"Of course." Spider-Man deadpanned. "Every Spider-themed villain, hero, or anti-hero has better stuff than the original." For some reason Chun-Li thought of Ryu and Ken when she heard Spider-Man's words.

"Add on to the fact that she has access to all of Spidey's forgotten memories; she is well equipped to hurt our favorite web-head more than any other villain! However there is good news for Spidey."

"Oh this I gotta hear." Spider-Man muttered to himself.

"She has realized that instead of creating offspring via eggs sack down some poor victim's throat, she can create stronger offspring the old fashioned way, by getting laid. Guess who she chose to be the daddy." Rebuff said obviously trying her hardest to not burst out laughing.

*Snickt*

"Shit…" Laura muttered as her claws caused her to begin bleeding. She sheathed them and held her hand in pain making Wolverine snort.

"Ya kid we're definitely getting you checked up." Wolverine chuckled as he ripped off part of his costume and covered his clone's hand. Laura looked away when some of her blood got on him.

"Sorry."

"Don't worry bout' it a little blood ain't hurt nobody before." Logan said before frowning as he took a whiff. "Webs might be right though; your blood smells like mine…but different now. It has its own scent as if you were my D-"Wolverine choked as he almost said the "D" word while Laura blatantly gaped at him. "Err close relative." Both ferals released a sigh of relief as Logan changed his words.

"That has to be the most messed up father and daughter relationship ever." Tony whispered to Natasha.

BGM: END

"Alright first up on team Crouching Tiger is…Cammy White!" Rebuff shouted as an image of Cammy with her back turned to the audience appeared.

BGM: Street fighter 4 Cammy Theme

Hell even Dave was stunned into silence. All of the males mentally shut down as they looked at the woman.

"O-Odin's B-beard!"

"Well damn, someone actually beat Trish in that department."

"Dat Ass!"

"She actually just beat Adriana!-no bad Spidey! A skin tight costume was a horrible idea."

"Stars and Stripes!"

"I'd hit it."

"Oh man if I could convince Jessica to wear that…"

The women, minus Laura, narrowed their eyes as they stared at the dumbfounded expressions on the men's faces. Laura for one could completely understand their reactions.

"I'm not sure if it's Logan's DNA or me, but I'd hit it." Laura thought as she stared at the screen.

"This woman hails from the United Kingdom and is a member of the British Special forces known as Delta Red! Her Hobbies include Knife throwing and she's great friends with Chun-Li. Like Chun-Li she absolutely hates Juri, who also demolished her in their last fight by using one of her comrades as a hostage." Rebuff revealed as an image of a smirking Juri standing over a downed Cammy appeared. "Will she be able to exact her revenge? We'll find out!"

BGM: END

BGM: Tekken Tag Tournament 2 - Opening Theme

A young black haired man of Asian descent was crouching in a fighting stance.

"If you know him, you love him! He's Shang-Chi! Or better known as THE Master of Kung-Fu!" Rebuff began as the crowd cheered. "He has mastered an incredible amount of various Kung-Fu styles perfectly; his skill has allowed him to best super humans in combat time after time! I might just be one of the deadliest humans ever."

"Wait let me get this straight; you people actually have someone titled the master of Kung-Fu." Chun-Li asked for clarification.

"Yup, he is a very and…why isn't he an Avenger?" Tony asked sounding confused as he turned to Steve, who shrugged. "You're slacking Steve! Damn it Laura will you take his place already!" Tony shouted in mock exasperation.

"I want to go home…" Chun-Li muttered and if she was any less of a badass shed have cried right there.

Chun-LI frustration meter: 35%

"Shang-Chi is the one who helped Spider-Man develop his fighting style and if I were to put money on it, Shang can use the style better than Spider-Man even without the Spider-sense!" Rebuff said as the image turned to a clip of Shang-Chi training Spider-Man.

"I'll admit it; it was hard as hell to fight him." Spider-Man muttered as he felt the phantom pain in his chin.

BGM: END

BGM: Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Iron-Fist theme

"The latest in a long line of warriors who wielded against the wicked, a master of K'un L'un, He is the Immortal Iron Fist. He channels his anger and energy into his fist, creating a mystical glow." Rebuff said a picture of Iron-Fist practicing Katas on a tree appeared. "Iron-Fist will lead team Crouching Tiger to either absolute defeat or victory!"

"What was up with the short introduction?" Spider-Man questioned out loud as Deadpool teleported back into the room.

"The author was sleepy as hell when he wrote this part; so he said fuck it." Deadpool shrugged while everyone rolled their eyes at him.

"That's understandable, it's not like he's getting paid or anything." Chun-Li nodded her head sagely making every one turn to her in disbelief. Her eyes widened slightly and she looked at Spider-Man in concern. "What the hell did I just say?"

"How about we just pretend that didn't happen." Laura offered making everyone nod.

"Let's get this show on the way! These fights will go just like the last one. One on one until one team has three points." Rebuff explained before snapping her fingers.

-Team Amazing 2099-

Talon lied on the ground and closed her eyes to take a nap.

"Arachnophobia wins this." Talon spoke up suddenly, preventing her team mates from questioning her actions.

-30 minutes Later-

Juri Han vs. Shang-Chi

Shang-Chi panted as he stood shirtless on a pile of rubble.

"Unbelievable! She only uses Taekwondo so this shouldn't be so hard yet it's like she isn't even human!"

"I have to admit you are fun." Juri purred as she licked her lips while her left eye shined purple. "Too bad…" Juri began before bursting forward in surge of speed. Shang released a palm thrust only to hit nothing. "This is the end for you!" Juri shouted as she performed multiple spinning picks as purple chi came from her feet. The more she kicked the higher they went into the sky. At the peak of their ascent Juri hit the kung-Fu master with a devastating heel drop that sent him rocketing towards the streets below. Juri shot forward towards the ground and passed his falling body on the way. She landed on the ground in a crouch and then shot forward, spun, and kicked backwards causing the young man's back to be impaled by her foot. Juri licked her lips and leaned back so she could whisper in his ear. "That felt good didn't it?" Juri questioned before slamming him into the ground.

Shang-Chi: DEAD

JURI HAN: WINSSSSSSSSS!

Arachnophobia: 1

Team Crouching Tiger: 0

-Ero vs. Iron fist-

As much as Iron-fist swung at Ero he couldn't seem to land a punch.

"How could you claim to be the same as Spider-Man when your powers are obviously stronger?" Iron-Fist questioned making Ero laugh.

"Sorry to break It to you but I'm not stronger than him, I just embrace my Spider side while he fears what he's capable of." Ero began as she back flipped away from another blow. "Hey SPIDEY! If you're watching this I'll show you why you should embrace your spider-side especially if you want to take me down." Ero began before grabbing Iron-Fist by his face. The martial artist began screaming in agony as his face and mask seemed to melt.

-Avenger's tower-

"If she has my move set how the hell can she do that move!?" Spider-Man shouted in horror as Laura turned to him with a raised eyebrow.

"What move?"

"The Mark of Kaine, it's a corrosive touch that is exclusive to my Brother, Kaine." Spider-Man muttered making the some of the heroes turn to him in shock.

"Your brother?" Chun-Li questioned

"Well he is one of my clones, but he along with Ben became like brothers to me. Ben was the previous Scarlet Spider, but after he died Kaine took up the mantle."

"Well bub, if he's your clone why wouldn't you be able to do it?" Wolverine questioned and what shocked Spider-Man was that he couldn't think of a reason.

-Ero vs. Iron-Fist-

"I'm not so heartless that I'd make you suffer, so ill end it." Ero said seriously before a bone spike ripped from her wrist and entered Iron-Fist's head.

Iron-Fist: DEAD

ERO: WINSSSSSS

Arachnophobia: 2

Team Crouching Tiger: 0

-The Queen vs. Cammy-

Cammy was in a predicament as soon as her fight started she was stunned into immobility by the loud screech of her opponent. Roughly a half an hour later when she could regain her muscle movement she found that many bystanders were now under her opponents control and standing on the edge of a nearby roof.

"It's quite simple really." The Queen began simply. "Obey me or they die."

"How dare you!"

"Silence. Your Queen is speaking." Adriana interrupted easily. "Unlike many of these peons I actually bothered to look up the rules of the tournament and found that weapons are allowed."

"So?" Cammy questioned when suddenly she felt something bite her neck. She barely noticed the small mosquito flying away as the Queen smirked at her.

"I'm a Queen, darling. That means my subjects are my weapons, and now that I've injected you with e insect gene that includes you as well." Adriana shrugged as Cammy looked at her with wide eyes.

"What!?"

-Avenger's Tower-

"WHAT!?" Chun-Li roared in anger as she saw her friend stumble back in shock.

"Oh…that's not good." Spider-Man muttered.

Chun-Li's frustration meter: 42%

-The Queen vs. Cammy-

"This fight is over." Adriana said as her team mates walked towards her. "Come now, your Queen has work for you."

Cammy was going to refuse but a loud voice rang through her head.

"OBEY!" Cammy gritted her teeth as the voice got louder and louder as she held her head in agony.

"Do I need to ask again?" Adriana questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"N-no your highness." Cammy said as her eyes became blank. Juri looked between the two with wide eyes and gave a whistle.

"Okay, my respect for you has just sky rocketed." Juri said as she poked at Cammy's head only to get no response. "You too the face melting thing was gold." Juri said to Ero who just shrugged.

"Hey you're not so shabby yourself." Ero said as Adriana nodded her head in agreement.

Cammy: BRAINWASHED

The Queen: WINSSSSSS

Arachnophobia: 3

Team Crouching Tiger: 0

-Avenger's Tower-

"And there you have it folks! The end of today's matches, and because minions count as weapons Cammy is now property of Arachnophobia and can be used in later battles!" Rebuff said enthusiastically before fading away.

"Unbelievable!" Chun-Li shouted in fury.

"Hey don't worry when we fight them, we will free her. I promise" Spider-Man said in an attempt to comfort his raging team mate.

"No one deserves to be manipulated like that; we will help your friend." Laura said seriously.

-Spider-Sense: Something's coming-

"Get down!" Spidey shouted as he tackled Laura and Chun-Li down.

"WOO HOO!"

*Crash*

The heroes looked up in surprise as Talon crashed through the window of the penthouse as Spider-man 2099, who was carrying Chun-Li II, followed in behind her.

"Seriously Talon!?" Spidey-2099 asked in disbelief as he let the young martial artist down.

"Sup." Talon said bluntly as if she didn't just crash through a window, making the heroes gape at her. Laura instantly began growling at the woman, making her turn to her younger self with a raised eyebrow. "Calm down kid your face will get stuck like that, and trust me I enjoy my face the way it is." Talon said seriously. It was then that Laura seemed to realize what was going on and widened her eyes in surprise.

"What the hell?" Laura muttered to herself at her random lapse of control.

"Don't worry about it. Wolverine's an Alpha you were cloned from him making you an Alpha as well and my presence instinctively bothers you, because your feral side sees me as a threat to its position." Talon explained as Chun-Li II looked at the younger Talon in confusion; s look that would be mirrored by Spider-Man as he looked at the older Talon if his face wasn't covered.

"Why is my Spider-Sense going off around her? Something isn't right about this Talon." Spider-Man would be quiet for now, but he was going to keep an eye on her.

"What can we do for you uh...Talon?" Steve questioned as Hawkeye groaned,

"This is going to get confusing isn't it?" Hawkeye asked to nobody.

"I just wanted to let you all know that under no circumstances should you look to me for help and if I feel you need it, only then will I help out." Talon smiled. "Can't afford to mess up the time line and all that, you know?" Before anyone could say anything the older Talon gave them thumbs up and ran to another window.

*Crash*

"Not again!" Spidey-2099 groaned as he picked Chun-Li II up and ran after his leader.

"Hey! Who the hell is paying for those windows!?" Tony asked highly annoyed. "Well that was the oddest way to say, fuck you all don't bother me that I have ever seen."

"Alright regroup who has the next match coming up?" Steve questioned as the heroes looked at each other. It was then that Ms. Marvel, Kiden, and Trish walked in.

"That'd be us against Spidey's group." Carol said as they walked into the room.

"Hello Kiden." Laura greeted making Kiden turn to her.

"Hey Laura." Kiden smiled back, but it didn't reach her eyes making Laura frown slightly. "Hey guys I have something to do, I'll meet you all later. Stop." Kiden flashed away in a hurry.

"Something wrong with the brat?" Wolverine questioned making Trish shrug.

"She said she read something that pissed her off." Trish shrugged. "Anyway we're just here in order to ensure that's there would be no hard feelings when we fight."

"Of course." Spider-Man nodded as if it were to be expected.

"Alright, so no hard feelings when you lose right?" Carol asked seriously making Spider-Man gape at her.

"Hey we have a chance…"

"Seriously?" Everyone minus his team mates asked simultaneously, making him slump in defeat. Chun-Li groaned and pulled out her badge with a pout.

"You know I used to be a cop, a good one that participated in fighting tournaments every now and then; why the hell was I cursed to this world?" Chun-Li muttered to nobody. "Wait a second, I am a cop! Spider-Man I'll meet you and Laura later, I have to go get my secret weapon!" Chun-Li said suddenly as she ran from the room.

"Well…that was…sudden?" Laura blinked owlishly.

"Whatever, we need to get ready too. I'll show you that I can beat you Carol, just you wait!" Carol looked at with a smirk before laughing.

"Let's make it interesting loser buys the winner dinner at the most expensive restaurant they can find next Saturday." Ms. Marvel didn't notice the glares she got from Laura and Natasha and continued. "That is if you can afford it."

"You're on." Spidey agreed.

-Three days later: Avenger's Tower: Roof

"Before we start lets learn more about these fine women." Rebuff began as a picture of Trish appeared. Suddenly a wild Deadpool appeared and took the microphone from Rebuff.

"Hey you're cool and all, and I'm going to let you finish, but these are some of the baddest bitches of all time!" Deadpool shouted as a wide-eyed Rebuff gaped at him "And as such I'm doing the music for them!" Deadpool tossed the Mic back at the woman before pulling out another one and teleporting away. It was then that Deadpool appeared on a large screen with backup singers and Dante.

BGM: Fucking Problems-A$AP Rocky Feat. 2 Chainz, Drake & Kendrick Lamar.

They watched stunned as the woman began singing.

"Can't believe you got me up here!" They heard Dante shout.

"Hey you're getting a lifetime supply of Pizza, hush!" Deadpool retorted before beginning. "I LOVE BAD BITCHES THAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM-"

"I'm gonna kill them." Trish and Carol said simply as Spider-Man did his absolute best not to burst out laughing.

"W-well okay then." Rebuff stuttered out before clearing her throat. "As I said we have Trish!"

-Trish-

"A demon who looks suspiciously like Dante's mom, Trish has been Dante's Ally throughout his career and although they might have a hard relation to follow, they always have each other's backs! Trish is literally only in this tournament because she's bored. Deep down, she believes Dante will win it and just wants to pass the time!"

"Honestly it's not so bad…" Spider-Man began as he bobbed his head but stopped when the other team and his own teammates glared at him.

-Kiden Nixon-

"Kiden is an 18 year old girl from Alphabet City, a Manhattan neighborhood. After witnessing her father being murdered as a child, her family falls apart, and she delved into drugs. Before dropping from school she saved her teacher from being killed, however in doing so she actually ruined the teacher's life. She and The teacher would later try to find a place to belong as they met interesting characters such as Bobby Soul, Catiana, Lil' Bro and even Laura herself.

Kiden save Laura from a life of prostitution and with the help of the young clone they took down Laura's former pimp, and the killer of her father, Zeebra daddy! These two's lives have taken different directions, but this tournament brought them back together and its proof that Nyx will always have each other's backs."

Laura wasn't sure but she could have sworn she hear Kiden snort.

-Ms. Marvel-

"After encountering the Kree hero Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers was accidentally subjected to otherworldly radiation that transformed her into a superhuman warrior. She has since established herself as one of Marvel's most powerful and prominent heroes both as a solo heroine and a member of the Avengers

There is honestly too much to go over with her life that is both glorious and dark so I'll end it with a fun fact. Even with their busy schedules Spider-Man and Ms. Marvel nearly managed to establish a budding relationship and care greatly for one another, in the hero community they are best friends but could they be more? Who knows!

"Way to throw me under the bus." Spider-Man thought as both he and Carol looked distinctly uncomfortable. Judging by the slight buzzing in his head, he really didn't want to look at Laura so settle for staring at the sky.

"Also so you Guys don't go too far, if you die you stay dead."

BGM: END

"Thank you, Thank you no applause; just throw money and women." Deadpool said as the crowd went wild.

~Chun-Li vs. Trish~

-BGM: War-Sick Puppies-

Chun-Li frowned when she heard the sound of a motorcycle coming towards her. She turned to see Trish driving at her with a smirk. Chun-Li narrowed her eyes as her hand filled with chi.

"Kikouken!" Chun-Li shouted as she blasted the bike only for the single most badass thing she had ever witnessed occurred. You see when she blasted the bike, Trish wasn't deterred at all in fact she seemed to be expecting it and quickly flipped to a handstand as her bike fell to its side, from there she flipped to her feet on top of the side of the spinning bike, put on her shades, and when the bike finally did stop she was already aiming to gun right at Chun-Li

"S-sugoi (1)-"Chun-Li muttered with wide eyes before diving to the side as Trish began unloading her clips.

~Spider-Man vs. Ms. Marvel~

Spider-Man was web swinging through the city attempting to lose Carol who was speeding after him.

"Oh come one double M you know as well as I do that every time we fight it ends the same way! You get the upper hand because you are so ridiculously over-powered; I lose you in the city and use it to my advantage to land a few solid hits. There is never a winner, but I come out looking better!" Spider-Man said before swinging on to the side of a building, before leaping off of it and delivering a vicious round house kick into Ms. Marvel face, knocking her back a bit. "You see that? That's a front page picture right there!"

"I gotta admit you make a point." Ms. Marvel admitted as she wiped blood from her lip.

"Thank you-*oof*" Spider-Man gasped as Carol speed blitz him and grabbed him in a tight hold.

"So let's go play somewhere else for a bit!" Ms. Marvel shouted before blasting from the city.

"Me and my big Mouth!" Spider-Man shouted as they flew, he attempted to stab her with his stingers, but for some reason they weren't being deployed. (LIAG Helpful Info: According to Ero the stingers can only be used when near chaotic energy. Ero is a being of chaos so she can use hers at will. The green Goblin's insanity was further increased by chaotic mean; get the gist?)

-Sahara Desert-

"AHHHH!" Spidey shouted as he crashed into the sand. "Woman do you not know how hard it is to get sand from this costume!?"

"Cry me a river; do you know how hard it is to even put mine on? That's while I'm grateful for my molecular control." Ms. Marvel quipped.

"Come on Spidey; think your big mouth just lost you your only advantage against someone better than you in every feasible way! That's that Parker luck for you!" Spidey thought before being blown back by a cosmic blast.

"Keep your head in the game!"

Spider-Man groaned in pain as he lay in the sand.

"Seriously after everything I've don I can't get one break? What deity did I piss off and how can I get them to forgive me!?" Spider-Man thought in pain as he watched Carol descend to no doubt knock him out. It was then that a miracle happened.

I actually did the calculations and it was a one in a 33,000,000. 333 repeating of course chance of this happening.

Spider-Man caught a break.

Feeling something beneath his hand in the sand, Spider-Man decided to try out his luck and ripped it from the sand and stabbed forward. At this point Ms. Marvel was too close for her 7th sense to matter.

*Stchik!*

"Ahh!"

Spidey gaped as what looked like one of Laura's claws stabbed itself into Carol's shoulder. The metal itself caused a burning sensation in Spider-Man's wrists and reflexively his right stinger ripped from his wrist and stabbed Carol. The woman fell down into the sand, paralyzed as her shoulder continued to bleed.

"W-what did you do and why can't I heal?" Ms. Marvel questioned as her vision began fading.

"I don't know! Oh shit." Spider-Man muttered as he looked closer at the strange piece of metal. Spidey lifted up his shirt and used his utility belt to strap the blade to his side before lowering his shirt again. (LIAG fun fact: Totally can't remember if this was stated, but Spider-Man does have a utility belt where he keeps web cartridges.)

"What!?" Ms. Marvel shouted as her body became immobile due to Spidey's venom.

"Don't be mad, but I may have just accidentally stabbed you with one of Daken's claws…" (LIAG Helpful Info: Daken, Wolverine's son, had claws that were coated with the metal of the legendary Murmasa blade. The blades metal can cut through anything and even temporarily remove Healing factors. Daken's claws were removed by Wolverine and hidden in an unknown location. Seriously, why aren't there more Marvel fics, you can completely rape its continuity.)

"You Ass-!" Ms. Marvel fell unconscious before she could finish.

"So…I guess we're still on for dinner Saturday?" Spider-Man asked to no one. "Seriously who do I thank for this stroke of luck?" Spider-Man questioned before disappearing in a flash of light.

Miles away Squirrel Girl Sneezed.

Ms. Marvel: Poisoned

Spider-Man: WINNSSSSS

Team Amazing: 1

Blonde Bitches with Attitude: 0

~Chun-Li vs. Trish~

"This day sucks, a battered Chun-Li said as her hand continued to witch in phantom pain. She had gotten electrocuted far too many times for comfort. She was hiding behind a wall as Trish continued to search the streets for her.

"Come on it won't hurt that much!"

"It's now or never." Chun-Li prayed to every god she could think of before dashing at her opponent. As she ran Trish smirked and pulled out her Scythe.

"This is gonna hurt!" Trish shouted as she through her scythe at Chun-Li who ducked underneath it and hopped over a yellow seal, she learned to look out for those, and dashed at Trish. The blonde raised her hand causing a yellow seal to appear, this however made Chun-Li smirk because she had learned that whenever Trish used this move she was unable to move as it was being cast. It was then That Chun-Li decided to use her secret weapon.

A weapon.

Trish watched with wide eyes as Chun-Li pulled out a Glock and aimed it right at the woman. (LIAG Fun Fact: Chun-Li is a cop; Chun-Li is also very skilled at fire arms)

"Wait hold up-"Trish began with wide eyes as she cancelled her attack, however it was too late as at this point Chun-Li was close enough to tackle the woman down as her scythe barely miss their heads.

*BAM*

Next to a wide eyed Trish's head was a smoking crater.

"Give up; I won't miss a second time." Chun-Li promised as she placed the barrel on the woman's forehead. As a cop, Chun-Li quickly learned that some things just might have to be done and that there was no helping it. Spider-Man never thought about it, but he had two members on his team that were willing to make up for his "Weakness" and one of them had a badge.

"Alright you win, damn! I just wanted to fight the boredom I ain't about to die for this tournament."

Trish: Forfeit

Chun-Li: WINSSSSS

Team Amazing: 2

Blonde Bitches with Attitude: 0

BGM: END

BGM: Believe Me- Fort Minor

~Talon vs. Kiden Nixon~

"I-I can't fight you of all people, please don't make me Kiden." Laura said as she gave her best friend a defeated look.

"Then you lose." Kiden said as she circled Laura as she put on brass knuckles. "You know this might actually be our first fight." Kiden mused to herself.

"Just give up; you don't understand we need to win this." Laura said as she took a step back.

"How can you expect to win if you can't even fight me?' Kiden questioned with a raised eyebrow. "What if what happened to that woman Cammy happens to me? Would you let me kill you?" Laura's silence spoke volumes. "Looks like I'll have to save you again, only this time from yourself." Kiden said seriously as she walked forward.

"Don't do this Kiden…" Laura said as she took a step back.

"A Talon is a bone right?" Kiden began while rubbing her chin in thought. "I didn't pay much attention in anatomy before I dropped out, but don't bones get stronger after they break?"

"It's a theory…" Laura began not sure where the conversation was leading.

"Then I'll just have to break you over and over again until you are unbreakable." Kiden said seriously making Laura's eyes widen. "This is for your own good Laura.

"Wait-"

"Stop."

*CRACK*

"GAHHHH!" Blood spilled from Laura's mouth and tears left eyes as Kiden planted her knee firmly in the young clone's stomach.

"I've always had your back, and you had mine. We've helped each other overcome our horrors. Our bond is our lifeline." Kiden said before grabbing Laura's hair. Fierce blue eyes glared into stunned green ones. "But so help me God; I will break it if it'll help you become the woman you're supposed to be." Kiden said before pushing Laura back. "Kill me." Kiden said simply while holding her arms open.

"No!"

"Stop." Kiden flashed away and Laura suddenly felt herself being blown across the street as spectators watched in horror.

"I-I won't." Laura struggled to stand before she felt an unbelievable pain in her back. Kiden stood behind her with her foot in her back "AHHH!"

"Each blow I deliver you is like a knife to my heart Laura, are you really so cruel that you'd let me endure this pain?" Kiden questioned angrily as red began to fill Laura's eyes. Kiden spread her arms again. "Kill me!"

"Grrahh!" Laura rammed her claws into her own chest in order to subdue her feral side. "I-I can't do it! I won't take your life Kiden! "Laura roared as tears fell down her face.

"I'd rather be dead than hurt you Laura. How long will you make me go through this hell? Stop."

*CRASH*

Laura went flying into a car as Kiden walked towards her with blood dripping from her knuckles.

"I've read your bio already Laura, I know about that trip to the future you took." Kiden spoke venomously making Laura's head snap up in shock. (LIAG Helpful Info: Laura and the rest of the team X-Force took a trip to the future where an elderly Kiden was being held captive and trapped into a machine to control time. Kiden's mind seemingly broke from trauma and she begged Laura to kill her or else the future would be destroyed. Laura hesitated and Domino was forced to kill her.)

"N-no."

"My fate was stripped away from me Laura! I begged you to kill me, my last action of free will and you couldn't even grant me that?" Kiden asked in disbelief. "I had to be assassinated because you couldn't stand up to the plate and do what needed to be done."

"Yo what are you doing Kiden!" A feminine voice shouted out in horror. Kiden and Laura turned to see a young brown haired woman and a young black male run towards them with wide eyes.

"Stay out of this Catiana, Bobby if you get in the way you'll disqualify one of us." (LIAG HELPFUL INFO: they are two other members of Nyx.)

"Fuck this competition! If you think we're going to let you go through with this, you're fucking insane!" Catiana bit out as she stepped forward only to be blocked by a force field.

"As I thought, there is something stopping outsiders from interfering in this tournament." Bobby muttered as Kiden grabbed Laura's hand and pressed it against her chest.

"Release your claws and end this Laura. I get to choose my fate and you will become stronger for this. Do not hesitate again." Laura closed her eyes and gritted her teeth.

"Is this what Logan went through when he killed Jean? How was he able to do it? Am I really this much weaker than him?" Laura thought in despair as she felt her claws itching to be released. "F-fine." Kiden gave the girl a sad smile.

"Thank you." Kiden whispered and Laura snapped her eyes open when she felt something press against her lips. "Good bye." However before Laura could end her friend, Kiden suddenly fell forward unconscious. Laura looked up to see a battered Spider-Man panting tiredly. He helped the young clone up before releasing a sigh.

"So my day sucked how about yours?" Spider-Man quipped as Laura continued to gape at him.

"I don't know about hers but I was nearly cut in half with a scythe and electrocuted." Chun-Li said with an eye twitch as she limped towards her team mates.

Kiden: Unconcious

Talon: WINSSSSS

Team Amazing 3

Blonde Bitches: with Attitude 0

BGM: END

-With Team Amazing 2099-

Talon was watching the screen with narrowed eyes before she felt a sharp pain shoot through her body. She looked towards her hand and noticed that it was blinking in and out of existence. The woman quickly stood up and dashed out the apartment her team had rented.

"Whoa what's going on Talon?" Spidey-2099 questioned as he began fading.

"I'll be back!" Talon growled as she ran on all fours at full speed.

-Avenger's Tower: Roof-

"And that's that for today's battle watch guys as Team Amazing attempts to ascend to their 4th tier next week." Rebuff shouted as the two teams stood on the roof. Kiden was pissed off and Laura looked very uncomfortable. Rebuff gave them all a bow before teleporting away as the rest of the Avengers ran up to greet them.

"Listen Kiden, I won't let you lose your control over your fate." Laura began making the blonde look towards her skeptically. "Believe in me Kiden I will protect you. What happened in the future will not happen again, this I promise." Laura said as she placed a hand on her shoulder. Kiden released a sigh and nodded her head.

"Just…if it does happen promise me you will not hesitate again. I refuse to be a puppet, Laura." Kiden said seriously making Laura nod her head.

-Spider-Sense: Something's up-

"I promise." Laura spoke, however as soon as she said those words blood splattered over her face. She and the other heroes watched in horror as metal claws ripped from a stunned Kiden's back. Kiden fell back to see an older Talon standing above her with a sad smile.

"And I keep my promises." Talon said softly and realization hit the young blonde like a ton of bricks. Tears left Kiden's eyes as Talon guided her softly on to the ground.

"Thank you." Talon said nothing as she place two fingers on Kiden's eyelids and closed them.

Kiden Nixon died with a smile on her face.

Talon looked at her hand and noticed that the fading stopped. She stood up and began walking away when she suddenly stopped and no one noticed a cold smirk grace her lips as a Crimson eyed Laura lunged at her.

*SLASH*

Talon spun around and her left foot claw created a deep diagonal gash from Laura's left hip to her right shoulder.

"Sit down, cub." Talon muttered as Laura landed on her back.

*Snickt*

*Clang*

Talon parried a growling Wolverine's claws with her own.

"Why!?" Wolverine growled out as Talon glared back.

"Because history will repeat itself! It had to be done, and I promised her that I would end it before it happened again. Don't be a hypocrite you did the exact same thing to Jean." Talon growled back making the older man relent.

"It was different!'

"It was the same! If I did nothing the world would end. Shit happens, get over it. What are you going to do kill me? I'm possibly the only one that can save my younger self's life right now." The two glared at each other before Wolverine let her go. The horrified heroes watched as Talon began to fade. "Shit I gotta hurry." Talon muttered as she stood over her younger self. Using her claws, she sliced her wrist as allowed blood to pour into Laura's open wound.

"What are you doing?" Spider-Man asked in confusion making Talon turn to him.

"By introducing my blood into someone else I can temporarily give them my healing factor. I can remotely control its healing rate from being as good as mine or completely stopping the healing process. This is part of my next evolution which she won't obtain for another year." Talon said as Laura's wound began to heal. Talon leaned down and whispered something into Laura's ear that made her body thrash in anger. Talon looked at the angered heroes and shook her head. "This is why I won't help you, you are all too soft. It's no wonder you all disappeared." Talon said simply before leaping from the building.

"I'll get you; I swear I will get you!" Laura shouted in fury.

"Bring it on Talon." The older woman smirked as she landed in an ally.

-Avenger's Tower: Roof-

"This can't be happening." Trish muttered as she looked at her downed team mate. Dante wasn't sure what to do right now as the woman barely ever lost her composure, but he settled for placing an arm around her as she wept. "I told her that'd I'd be there for her, so that she wouldn't be so alone in this world yet even with me right next to her I couldn't protect her."

Laura said nothing as she held her head angrily and even Spider-Man was at a loss at what to do, he looked to Chun-Li but she was still staring wide-eyed at the fact that her team mate would one day be able to take out a friend as if it were nothing.

"She was right there…" Laura muttered.

"Its okay soldier, not everyone can leave the battlefield."

"Battlefield? What Battlefield!" Laura shouted in fury as she grabbed the super soldier by his costume. "This was on the fucking roof of the Avenger's headquarters, the fight was over!"

"Laura calm down." Logan tried to reason only to get a growl in response.

"You." Laura spit out as she got into Wolverine's face. "Kiden was one of the few things that was good in this world and she died because of you!"

"ME?" Logan growled back as he glared at her.

"You and that whole damn weapon-X program! If you didn't exist there would be no need to create me! And if I never existed Kiden would still be alive." However when Laura spoke those words it was if she had just realized that fact herself. "We shouldn't even exist Logan."

*Snickt*

Everyone watched apprehensively as Laura unsheathed her claws as Wolverine mimicked her actions.

"Laura…don't do this…"

"We've tried it your way…Now we do it my way." Laura spoke up suddenly as she tackled the mutant off of the building. (LIAG Helpful Info: Laura tried to kill Logan when they first met so that the horrors of the Weapon X program would end)

"Laura!" Spider-Man shouted and was about to follow them when Iron-Man grabbed him suddenly.

"Worry about them later we need you to seal those wounds, Kiden still has a pulse!" Iron-Man informed them making them snap towards him in shock.

"Why did you say something earlier!?" Trish demanded making Iron-Man sigh while Spider-Man webbed up Kiden's wounds.

"My scanners show that the other Talon was still within hearing range and I couldn't risk her coming back. Obviously sense that other Talon doesn't even remember seeing her future self in this tournament, from her initial reaction of coming back, which means that whatever happens in future is still able to be changed. Enough talk for now though; get her to the med lab Spider-Man!" The hero didn't need to be told twice and quickly ran off with the blonde.

"Laura, don't do anything stupid!"

-Night time: Team Amazing 2099's apartment-

Talon was smoking a cigarette as she watched the New York Sky from her roof. After she had told her team the news of what she had done to save them, Miguel had to leave to vent his frustration while Chun-Li locked herself in her room for a bit. Talon used the palm of her hand to put out the cigarette and turned around to the sight of a glaring Chun-Li II.

"What's on your mind kid?" Talon asked with barely hidden amusement.

"You."

"Sorry, but I am much too old for you." Talon smirked as Chun-Li II clenched her fists.

"Reaper." Chun-Li spoke with venom in her voice making Talon laugh.

"That's a name I haven't heard in a while, why are bringing up such an old nemesis of mine?" Talon questioned curiously.

"I remember the story, I was only a kid then but that name means everything to me." Chun-Li bit out. "You were consumed by guilt by something your feral side had done so you opted to finally get rid of it. "You used the Jackal's cloning technology and Doctor Octavius's mind swapping tech and gave your feral side its own body and removed it from you completely."

"Hmm that's correct, there is still a lot I didn't tell the press but you got the gist." Talon said as she leaned back on a wall. "Tell me why are you bringing this up now, and without Spidey here?" Chun-Li II ignored her and continued her story.

"Except things didn't turn out how you planned and your feral side became a body guard for Alchemax's CEO. She became her own person, and took up the name Reaper and killed whoever her boss told her to." Chun-Li continued with a growl as chi began to spark in her hands. "Of course she was later fired when she killed a couple without any orders. She killed…"

"Your parents. And I got their revenge by removing her from existence." Talon said tiredly with a sigh.

"That's just it though, you were going to force Reaper back into your mind and destroy her body, defeating her would allow you to utilize your berserker rage at will." Chun-Li began angrily. "It would later be called the fifty day struggle; it ended when you both fought inside a burning building and only one left walking."

"I think I'm aware of this." Talon said with some humor in her voice. "I did win after all."

"Yes you did win…" Chun-Li began with a nod of her head. "Reaper." The woman in front of her stood still for a bit before bursting out in laughter.

"Tell me, why do you think I'm Reaper?" Talon questioned as she wiped a tear from her eye. "Oh don't tell me it's because of that buzzing in your head." Chun-Li widened her eyes and took a step back.

"Of course you of all people would know about it, hell you saw my grandparents being born." Chun-Li II muttered to herself. "No use in hiding it, yes that is exactly why I think you are Reaper, your younger self doesn't set my sense off like you do." Talon barked out a laugh and shook her head.

"You are a clever little brat aren't you…?" Talon began with a growl as red filled her eyes. Chun-Li took a step back as the buzzing in her head went haywire.

*Snickt*

"But…" Talon began as she raised a clawed hand. Chun-Li head was hurting so much that her nose began to bleed; she was unable to even attempt to defend herself as Talon's hand came down. Chun-Li II waited for the pain, but gasped when her head suddenly calmed down and she felt a gentle hand on her cheek. She looked up with wide eyes, and Talon's face was filled with pain. "You only know part of the story." Talon whispered out. Talon released a sigh a kissed the young woman on her forehead. "Get some rest child you've had a long day, if it's any consolation I'm sorry for what happened to your parents."

"I'll try to remember that." Chun-Li gritted out as the woman patted her on her head.

"Good girl. I'm about to take a nap, so I'll see you in the morning." Talon said as she walked to her room and whistled a jaunty tune.

"C-could I have been wrong?" Chun-Li II questioned before shaking her head. "No something is definitely up with her. What the hell happened between her and Reaper?"

-African wilderness-

A tall black man, wearing white robes stood on top of a cliff and gazed at the stars. He smirked when he heard someone behind him. He turned and smiled at what he saw, a woman wearing a white and red Kimono stood behind him. She had no shoes and pale white skin, also her hair was long and snow white with red highlights; but what caught his attention was the wolf mask that adorned her face.

"Ah, Shiranui, or is it Ameterasu now? What do I owe the pleasure." The man's deep voice said as the woman approached him.

"You know very well what Anansi, don't tell me your web didn't catch the change." The woman spoke with humor. (LIAG Helpful Info: Anansi, or the great weaver, is Marvel's god of spiders. He is affiliated with any Spider- related individual including, you guessed it, Spider-Man.)

"Ah so you wish to team up with me and join this mortal's game? Although that announcer is much more than a mere mortal, I have foreseen it."

"Of course you have Anansi. Fine let us play together."

"We haven't done that since I was a hatchling."

"Or me a cub, but we still need a third member." Ameterasu muttered as Anansi smiled. "Let me guess, you have foreseen this as well?"

"Of course, and I've already enlisted the help of someone willing to teach the third member of this Team Amazing."

"Who?" Ameterasu questioned when suddenly a green skinned woman came up to them from behind the Japanese god.

"Ameterasu, meet Gamora. She has acquired the title Deadliest woman in the Universe, which is fitting if she is going to teach Earth's strongest woman." Anansi revealed making Ameterasu nod.

(WHAT TIME IS IT? LIAG BREAK DOWN!)

The sole surviving member of the Zen Whoberi, Gamora, was saved as a child by Thanos. Through Thanos' augmentation and training she became a highly skilled and feared galactic assassin. Using her new formidable skills and abilities, she gained the reputation and title of The Deadliest Woman in the Universe.

Gamora's martial artist skills are considered to be among the highest in the Marvel Universe as she has mastered 83.4% of most known armed and unarmed techniques from various warfaring cultures. Her fighting skills are so advanced she can defeat opponents who are physically far superior to her. Her skill gives her the ability to outfight others who would be considered more powerful and/or stronger than her. She has engaged and fought to a stand-still the likes of the Thing, She-Hulk, Rage and even Thanos - all of whom are vastly stronger and more durable than she is. She also defeated a whole platoon of highly trained military personal in a short time. She has the ability to paralyze or kill opponents by striking vital nerve cluster points on their bodies. Her preferred weapons are swords and knives. She even has a sword named Godslayer-Damn Marvel why you got so many OP characters?

Gamora has highly enhanced speed, reflexes, agility, senses, stamina/endurance, durability and a healing factor on par with Wolverine's.

Super strength which can be compared to Iron-Man's, which is 100 tons.

She has resistance to reality distortion, Telepath, and can survive in the vacuum of space

What else could Marvel have given this lady, oh I don't know how about a nearly unbreakable skeleton, that'd id have to guess is on par with Adamantium.

Man at this point I'm just watching my Microsoft word as this fic types itself.

(Breakdown over!)

"No offense, but I heard you weren't exactly…humanoid?" Gamora said as she looked at Ameterasu, who chuckled.

"In combat I take another form, but since I am always fighting I like to take a break every now and then. It seems as though that time is over." Ameterasu said before fading into a white and red wolf that howled into the sky.

Oh yes Team Enlightenment is formed.

Omake: 3 days earlier

Utopia: Night

Wolverine was walking around his school when he finally noticed he never cleaned off Laura's blood.

"Kid is going to be the death of me." But before Logan could expand on that thought he was suddenly tackled to the ground by a young red eyed woman with short black hair. "What the hell kid!" Logan growled as he tried to push the predatory Jubilee off of him. (LIAG Fun fact: Jubilee became a vampire. That is all.)

"Mate!" Jubilee growled as she bit him on his neck. Logan growled and tossed her off of him and held his neck.

"Like hell I'm about to be your mate, snap out of it!" Logan shouted as Jubilee licked her lips. The blood she got from Logan seemed completely different than what she had smelled; so different that it actually sobered her up.

"W-where am I Logan?" Jubilee questioned as she looked around.

"You are at the school; you attacked me while growling about a mater or something." Logan said sounding extremely annoyed as his healing factor fought off her venom.

"W-what, oh no not now." Jubilee whispered to herself. "You aren't my mate are you, because that blood smelt intoxicating." Jubilee said with glassy eyes, sure she had a crush on the feral before but for his blood to start randomly affect her, especially when she drank it daily, seemed weird. Logan felt his jaw drop as the pieces started coming together.

"I'm too old for this shit…" Logan growled before pointing at her. "Listen and listen good kid. The blood you smelt wasn't mine, I know who it belongs to, but please try not to over react." Logan said seriously, making Jubilee frown.

"Sure."

"Its' Laura's." Logan said simply and tried to gauge her reaction, and like he expected, she didn't believe him and started laughing her ass off.

"Good one, but come on not only do you two have the same blood I've tasted hers before and while it was good it's not the same." Jubilee said as she continued to laugh; however when Logan remained silent she began to worry. "Logan..?"

"*Sigh* Listen Jubes, Laura is going through an unexpected mutation, and her blood is changing. Her new blood is what you smelt." When Logan got it across that he was not bullshitting he learned that not only could vampires pale they could also faint. "Huh. How about that?"

*Giggle*

Wolverine widened his eyes and turned to see a purple haired girl waving at him.

"Hi! I'm Hsien-Ko." The girl smiled and was beginning to weird him out.

"Have you been there the whole time?"

"Yup! And the night before and the night before that! You're funny when you sleep."

"My God…"

"Wanna play?"

And that ladies and gentlemen is how Logan was dragged into Team Immortal.

END

(1) Sugoi- whoa or anything else that's like amazement i think

Am I good or what? Lol but seriously hope you are enjoying the tale.

Once again I apologize for the grammar I'm proofreading tomorrow but I want you to at least see it.

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~RebukeX7