Author's note: I guess the reason Nefarious was the only one Cortex double-crossed was because he was another evil scientist. They should know that evil scientists never trust each other.

Yoyo – Blue Burro Bus

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(Intro)

(Yoyo is seen in the Coyotes' power plant, listening to Cortex talk. Although the other Coyotes are gathered around as well, Yoyo is the only one with a smirk on his face.)

"Man. One moment I was skating through the streets of Neo Tokyo with Beat and Gum, escaping the bumbling cops we always had to deal with, and the next moment I was here! This hairy dude named Cortex explained that he needed help with his plan, but some people called the Vigilantes were throwing a wrench in his plan. He said that we'd each need a vehicle capable of massive amounts of destruction."

(His eyebrows raising behind his 3D glasses, Yoyo's grin gets even bigger as he nods quickly. The rest of the Coyotes follow suite, agreeing to help Cortex. Cortex smirks and rubs his hands together.)

"Man, the instant I head 'destruction', my mind was set. I hadn't really been having a lot of fun in the past while, so I knew that this would definitely change that. I quickly agreed to this whole mission and the others agreed shortly after I did. Cortex had this really wicked grin, saying that this was perfect or something. Hey, I didn't care what I was getting into. I just wanted to blow things up."

(Cortex smirks and jerks his thumb over his shoulder. Yoyo looks over and sees the Blue Burro Bus parked nearby. Yoyo pumps his fists excitedly as he climbs aboard and sits behind the huge wheel.)

"My vehicle was gonna be this huge bus. Now this was like those sissy school busses. No, this bus was like a city bus with a cool paint job. Ten times more awesome that a yellow school bus. I couldn't wait to get this thing out on the road and start causing mischief. Heh. A punk with no driver's license, a massive bus and a loaded MP3 player. What could go wrong?."

(The Blue Burro Bus flies out of the open doorway of the power plant and takes off down the desert road.)

(Level 1)

(Yoyo is seen driving the Blue Burro Bus onto the lot with an old, run-down drive-in theatre. Yoyo drives around for a bit before coming to a stop. Yoyo parks the bus and waits for whatever is is he's waiting for.)

"I had to do this pick-up mission at this old theatre that was nearby. It didn't involve any destruction like I had hoped, so I have to admit that I was a little let-down. Well, the destruction would be coming eventually, and that's what made me accept the mission in the first place. I just hoped that I would end up having fun soon, because waiting around for someone to show up really wasn't what I call 'fun'."

(Suddenly, Yoyo sees the Xandu RV pull into the lot as well. Skidd is seen looking around for a Coyote, looking nervous the entire time. Yoyo smirks as he starts the bus again and throws it into gear.)

"Well, well, well. It looked like I was gonna have my fun after all. A Vigilante showed up, probably searching for me. Well, I was going to give him a surprise he'd never forget, because I'm not one that someone can sneak up on. It's a pity that he found that out all too late, because I was now the one doing the sneaking. My first fight was about to begin, and I knew that I would thoroughly enjoy it."

(Yoyo drives the Blue Burro Bus straight towards the Xandu RV, guns popping up on the sides of it.)

(Yoyo goes into battle against Skidd McMarxx and wins.)

(Level 2)

(The Blue Burro Bus is seen on a snowy mountain amongst several old, abandoned machines. Yoyo drives for a bit as he looks around, but he sees nothing. Yoyo scratches his head a couple of times, bur presses on.)

"This old oil mill apparently had some rare material that could help Cortex with some of his resources. He sent me into the mountains to find some of this stuff, but when I got there, I just didn't see anything. I figured that maybe people had gotten there before me and taken a lot of it. I was thinking that the stuff was closer to the machines, so I was getting ready to stop my bus and get out to check stuff out. However, before I could, something caught my eyes."

(Before Yoyo can stop the bus, he hears an engine revving up. Looking in the direction of the engine, Yoyo sees the Thunderbolt driving over. Luigi narrows his eyes as he drives in for the kill.)

"Another Vigilante decided to show up to try and stop me, and he didn't really look too happy to see me. From the looks of things, he wasn't going to let me complete my mission without a fight, and he didn't look like a pushover, either. Well, at least he was alone, so I had a fair chance at taking him down and completing my mission. I wanted to get this done quickly, because I really didn't like all of this scavenger hunting I was doing. The sooner I got off this stinking mountain, the better."

(Changing his direction, Yoyo drives towards the Thunderbolt in an attempt to take him down.)

(Yoyo goes into battle against Luigi Mario and wins.)

(Level 3)

(Driving onto a marsh, Yoyo pulls up to an abandoned house and parks the Blue Burro Bus. Yoyo jumps out and walks into the house, coming back out with a large suitcase.)

"Another mission to fetch something. Sheesh. When was I gonna get to the missions where I could destroy stuff?! Well, I got onto this spooky marsh and pulled up to the rickety shack Cortex was storing his goods. I got what I needed to get and was starting to walk back towards my bus when I heard something that I normally wouldn't in a marsh."

(Yoyo hears some engines revving up and stops his walk back to the Blue Burro Bus. Looking in the direction of the noises, he sees the Livingston Truck and Dakota Stunt Cycle driving over towards him. Yoyo quickly gets back into the bus.)

"Just what I needed. More Vigilantes. This time, there were two of them and they didn't look all that friendly to me. I had what I came for already. I just needed to get out of this swamp, but to do that, I'd have to take care of these guys first. I jumped into the bus again and started it, preparing to take the two Vigilantes on."

(Starting the bus, Yoyo drives into battle. The green-haired punk holds a finger over the button that activates his special, preparing to unleash it.)

"I agreed to join Cortex's team because I wanted to have fun. The way things were going, it was starting to get dangerous. Maybe to keep myself going, I needed to find a better reason to fight, but I couldn't think about that at the present moment. I had to focus on these two Vigilantes before moving on."

(Yoyo goes into battle against Yeto and Blue Monkey and wins.)

(Level 4)

(The Blue Burro Bus is seen parked on an island with a launch pad for a rocket. Yoyo is standing outside of it, leaning against the side. He is seen holding three pictures. One is of Kathy standing outside of the Wonderwagon, the second is Kathy aiming a gun outside of her window and the third is Kathy kicking a defeated Demyx in the side. Yoyo smirks.)

"I had some time before my next mission, so I secretly followed Demyx on one of his missions to see how badly he could get humiliated. That's when I saw her. She was driving that beetle and, like I expected mopped the floor with Demyx. I took a couple of pictures of her and took a good look at them. Boy, she was real hot. That was definitely my kind of girl. I wonder if there would be any way to get Kathy to come back with me."

(Hearing some engines revving up makes Yoyo snap his head up. He looks to the side and watches the Wapiti 4WD and the Moon Trekker drive into view.)

"I was on this island because Cortex wanted this rocket destroyed. Finally, a mission I could have fun with. Unfortunately, as I was preoccupied with my pictures of the girl of my dreams, a couple of other drivers thought it would be a good idea to jump me. I had no idea how they got here, but they seemed intent on taking me down."

(Yoyo quickly jumps back into the Blue Burro Bus and throws it into gear.)

"These guys didn't seem like they were on the same team, so that meant that it was every man for himself. Perfect. With me going against rival gangs and the cops back in Neo Tokyo, free-for-alls is what I do best."

(Yoyo goes into battle against the Kanes and the Rabbid and wins.)

(Level 5)

(The Blue Burro Bus is seen parked at the top of a ski hill overlooking a lodge. Yoyo is behind the wheel, frantically scanning the area with a set of binoculars.)

"I was told that a Vigilante was in the area and Cortex told me to take her out. I went up into the mountains again and had been there for about twenty minutes. Actually, I have no idea how long I was there for. After the first five minutes I lost track of time. I was hoping this Vigilante would be Kathy, but unfortunately, that wouldn't be the case. It wasn't her beetle that finally drove onto the scene."

(Yoyo watches in disappointment as the Samson Tow Truck drives onto the scene with the Chrono Stinger and Grubb Dual Loader behind it, frantically shooting at Haruka.)

"It was that married woman in the tow truck. Meh. She was pretty, I guess. But nothing compared to Kathy. Besides, she was about twenty years too old for me, anyway. Well, she had two more of those free-for-allers tailing her and it looked like she was losing. Hey, I couldn't let those guys take her out. That was my job, after all."

(Driving the Chrono Stinger, Vanilla looks to her right and sees Yoyo. She changes targets and drives towards him. Yoyo springs into action by starting the Blue Burro Bus and driving it down the ski hill to fight.)

"I was hoping to put off the battle a little longer and take out whomever was left when their health was lower, but that rabbit in the old car spotted me and started driving towards me. Looks like I would have to deal with all three opponents at once if I was to complete this mission, which, unfortunately for them, I was very determined to do."

(Yoyo goes into battle against Haruka Hikari, Vanilla and Hoagie and wins.)

(Level 6)

(The Blue Burro Bus is seen parked on the bridge over a dock with several floating platforms. Yoyo is standing outside of it, taking a few pictures with a camera, because Kathy is seen on the ground, moving some supplies from a small building over to the Wonderwagon. Yoyo smirks as he continues to take pictures.)

"Cortex said that we needed to beat the Vigilantes, and to do that, we would need to destroy their supply depot, which was a small building on a dock. I went over there to do what I was told, but unfortunately, there was already a Vigilante there. The good thing was that it was Kathy. I decided to take a few more pictures to add to my collection before going down to complete my task."

(Yoyo gets into the Blue Burro Bus and drives down towards the docks. Kathy sees him and springs back into the Wonderwagon.)

"Kathy thought she could escape, eh? Well, too bad for her. She should consider herself lucky that I would try my hardest not to hurt her. After all, I would never dream of intentionally hurting the girl of my dreams, no matter what the guy in charge tells me. Unfortunately, I was in for a real surprise when I got down to the docks."

(Yoyo approaches the supply shack, but slams on the brakes. He watches as the Thunderbolt, Xandu RV and Samson Tow Truck drive onto the scene, preventing Yoyo from reaching Kathy.)

"Looks like some of my old pals were back for a little revenge. Well, they were out of luck, man! I was so close to accomplishing my goal, and I was absolutely NOT going to go down now. That and these jokers were blocking my way to get to Kathy. I was going to waste everyone here in record time. One way or another, I was going to make sure Kathy came back to Neo Tokyo with me."

(Yoyo narrows his eyes in determination as he drives into battle, hand over the button to activate his special.)

(Yoyo goes into battle against Luigi Mario, Skidd McMarxx and Haruka Hikari. After defeating them, Kathy drives in for a one-on-one battle. Yoyo wins.)

(Ending)

(The Blue Burro Bus is seen driving through the streets of Neo Tokyo. People scream and dive out of the way to avoid getting run over as cops start shooting at it, only to find that the bus is bulletproof. Yoyo is driving it, whistling a cheerful tune.)

"I had won the battle for the Coyotes and had a blast doing it. Cortex made good on his promise and helped get me back home to Neo Tokyo. And the coolest part was that he threw in the radical bus for free! There would have been only one more thing that would have made me happier, and I already had it."

(Yoyo smirks and looks to his right, where Kathy is seen sitting on one of the seats, bound and gagged. Kathy doesn't look too thrilled and looks like she's trying to scream in anger, but the duct tape over her mouths prevents any of it from being said.)

"It took a little persuasion, but I managed to get Kathy to come back with me. She may have hated me then, but she would soon thank me for bringing her here due to this world being so much more advanced than hers. I couldn't wait to get back to the garage and show the rest of the gang my prizes. Hey, no one would miss her, right?"

(Suddenly, Yoyo applies the brakes and stares ahead in surprise. Standing in the middle of the road is a tall man with a unique hairstyle. A long, sharp sword is in one hand and he tosses one of Convoy's warp devices to himself with his other. Yoyo looks at Kathy and sees that she's incredibly perked up now. Yoyo gulps.)

"And you wouldn't believe what happened next! Some maroon is standing in the middle of the road and he wouldn't move! However, I saw what he was tossing to himself. I saw the Vigilante leader Convoy handling those things. As I questioned what this guy was doing with a warp device, I looked at Kathy and saw that she was a lot happier now."

(Reed lunges forward, jumps into the air and swing his sword, slicing the entire Blue Burro Bus in half right down the middle.)

"I put two and two together. Convoy realized that Kathy hadn't returned and summoned someone from her world to get her back. And he couldn't have sent a better person, because I was currently dealing with a very ticked-off boyfriend."

(Yoyo climbs out of his half of the Blue Burro Bus and looks just in time to see Reed grab Kathy and activate the warp device, taking them out of Neo Tokyo. Yoyo passes out.)

(Finish)