A/N I want to quickly acknowledge the fact that AAderpette helped me with the previous chapter and she wrote the lines from:
Loki: I see . . .
To
Loki: Your beard complimented your dress well.
This is sort of continuing from the previous chapter. Please review ^_^
Tony: So, Loki, where's your brother right now?
Loki: For Odin's sake Tony, Thor is not my brother! The God of Thunder is currently attending to matters in New Mexico.
Tony: So then he won't know that we're talking about how you have both genitals?
Loki: But we're not talking about that.
Tony: We could be. So tell me, you can sleep with guys AND girls? Wait; if you sleep with a guy will you get preggers?
Loki: #here we go. Males can sleep with both genders without the need of both genitals. And what is "preggers"?
Tony: It means pregnant.
Steve: Who's pregnant?!
Tony: Loki, I don't know, apparently he can get pregnant.
Loki: I never said such things!
Steve: Wait . . . does this have anything to do with all those horse posters in Loki's room?
Loki: What were you doing in my room?! Also, I am NOT pregnant!
Tony: But say if you and I were to copulate and I was the one who put it in, would you get pregnant?
Loki: . . .
Steve: . . .
Tony: It's a fair question.
Thor: WHAT IS THIS TALK ABOUT COPULATING WITH MY BROTHER
Tony: . . . eep
Steve: . . . hello . . . Thor
Loki: NOBODY is copulating with me Thor!
Tony: Thor seems jealous.
Steve: Leave them alone, Tony.
Tony: But Loki hasn't answered my question yet :(
Loki: I could get pregnant, certainly. I am the God of Mischief and a being who can change form and gender and I did once to save Asgard.
Tony: And then you gave birth to Sleipnir.
Loki: #H8
Thor: Are we still discussing Norse Mythology? Because I don't feel overly comfortable with that subject.
Loki: Nor do I.
Tony: Aw, Loki and Thor are so adorable, aren't they Steve?
Tony: Steve?
Clint: He's off shelping shomeone.
Thor: I do not understand.
Steve: I do! I understood that reference – that one weird RAC commercial. Also, I haven't gone anywhere, obviously.
Tony: I'm a little disappointed, I was hoping you'd gone to shower.
Steve: Why would you want me to go take a shower? Do I smell?
Tony: . . . yeah, go take a shower Steve.
Clint: Tony, stop trying to take advantage of your boyfriend. Steve, he just wants to join you in the shower.
Loki: I do not know about the rest of you but I could have lived without that information.
Tony: Says the guy who blurted out that he has both genitals.
Clint: Wait; Loki has both?
Thor: Yes, but please do not tease him about it.
Clint: And how exactly do YOU know about this, Thor? ;)
Thor: Please do not tease me either.
Tony: Hm, not denying anything there, Thor.
Steve: Tony, come on, you've got your licks in, now let's leave them alone.
Clint: . . .
Tony: . . .
Thor: . . .
Loki: . . .
Steve: #For God's sake you people have completely dirty minds #that doesn't even mean what you think it means! #I wasn't insinuating anything #how do I manage to associate myself with you all every day #what happened to nice, clean and innocent conversations between friends #what has this world come to
Tony: Whoa, Steve, calm down. And I'll leave them alone but I'll be expecting you to get a few licks in later tonight ;)
Clint: . . .
Thor: . . .
Loki: . . .
Steve: . . .
Tony: For your information, I was totally insinuating something there.
Phil Coulson: Yes, I think we realised, Stark. Now are you going to keep harassing the rest of the team or get back to work?
Tony: Sorry, I forgot that you still have that fanboy crush on Steve. I'll try not to rub it in your face that he's my boyfriend . . . oops ;)
Steve: Tony we've talked about this.
Phil Coulson: . . .
Clint: Wait, you've talked about Phil being jealous of Tony?
Phil Coulson: . . .
Steve: No, we've talked about Tony being nicer to everyone. Obviously, he hasn't listened to me.
Tony: But it's hard to hear you when I'm down there doing stuff.
Phil Coulson: . . .
Clint: . . .
Loki: On that note, I think I shall take my leave of this conversation.
Thor: You are right, brother, anyway, Jane is calling me, I must depart!
Phil Coulson: If you guys are going to be immature, I'll talk to you later.
Steve: . . . Guys! No! Don't get the wrong idea! He meant down in his lab! Down in his LAB! HIS LAB! GUYS!
Tony: Just looks like it's you and me, Steve ;) What do you want to do?
Steve: . . .
Steve: . . . *makes out*
Tony: . . .*groans in pleasure*
Clint: nonononononononono stop! Stopstopstopstopstopst I'm still hereeeeee . . . argh my eyeeess!
Steve: Oh god, we forgot about Clint!
Clint: Why can't I UNsee things?!
Tony: There, there Clint.
Clint: Get your gross, touchy hands away from meee!
Steve: Tony, you knew Clint was still there, didn't you?
Clint: *wailing in the background* where's that disinfectant!
Tony: No, I had no idea, Steve.
Tony: No idea at all.