Gingerstar14: ugh.. only four hours to type over 20 fics.... fingers, don't fail me now!!
Too Much
Dapplestar woke to yowling outside of her den. She leaped to her paws and rushed outside, to see Greenfur, Mouseleg, and Brackentail surrounding two cream-colored tabbies with identical blue eyes. Despite the hostilities of the RiverClan warriors, the cats didn't seem ruffled.
"Dapplestar!" Mouseleg turned his smoldering eyes to his leader. "These rogues havvve just invvvaded our camp!" he hissed in his usual slurr. (A/n no clue why he has this its just fun!)
The thinner of the cream tabbies bounced excitedly. "Mon, did 'e tay Dappletar? Das' a leada if I know'd correctly! Id you da leada?" he turned to Dapplestar expectantly. His companion joined him bouncing.
Dapplestar twitched an ear. "What?"
"Eh, mon. Moi name id Costa Kitty, I am Costa Rican but I mov-ed to Jamacia!!" the other tabby purred. "An' dis is moi pal, Jamacian kitty dat mov-ed to Costa Rica! But we beeest friends!!"
"What is wrong with them?" Mouseleg spat, flattening his ears. "Say the word, Dapplestar, and I'll crush 'em to bedding!"
Dapplestar waved her tail for silence. "Costa Kitty, Jamacian Kitty, where did you come from?"
Jamacian Kitty exchanged a glance with Costa Kitty. "Dey deaf, mon?"
Costa Kitty rolled his eyes. "Dat struuupid mon! Dey nono can't talk fine!"
His friend nodded. "Very strupid."
Dapplestar let out a hiss. "I said, where are you from?"
"I am Costa Rican but I mov-ed to Jamacia!!" Costa Kitty screeched. "An' I a-ready explained bout Jamaciain kitty!!!"
Dapplestar let out a moan. "This is too much!"