A/N: On request of DemonicMoonBabe, this one's going to be Gannabeth!
-Chocopie09
DISCLAIMER: What makes you think I don't own PJO? Huh? Okay, okay…
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Kronos on…GANNABETH!
"Grover is a thirty-two year old who is secretly impersonating a sixteen year old half-goat. He's hiding from his past crimes, I tell you! It's madness! MADNESS! Satyrs are creepy like that. I mean the whole aging differently from humans. Grover should be losing his fur, and married (well, married for a satyr, because they don't have females…what the hell?! How does that even work?!). Instead, he is flirting with trees that are cloaked with see-through floaty gossamer dresses and eating enchiladas…
"Does everybody realize that Annabeth has known Grover much longer than she has known Percy? For all we know, there could be a little Gannabeth child out there right now. Percy came into Annabeth's life when she was twelve, and Grover came into her life when she was seven. Does nobody see what I see?
"Just between you and me, I think that between all the demigods/gods (both male and female), the random people who just pop into the story, and the bad guys, Annabeth should choose…THALIA! It would be so perfect, you know? 'Cause, like, Thalia is all powerful with her lightning fingers and stuff and she raises white fur puppies in the mountains. And that silky, glossy black hair and those electric blue eyes…okay, I'm getting off topic.
"Who couldn't fall for that? I ask you this seriously!"
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A/N: Ew, ew, ew. Gross. *erases images of Kronos/Thalia and Annabeth/Thalia quickly before permanent scarring of the brain sets in.* Until next time!
-Chocopie09