A/N: Okay. So this is a shorter chapter, but I wanted to get it out there. I'm so behind. I'm getting my grades back from my first quarter of law school and APPARENTLY I am merely AVERAGE so I should probably stop DEVOTING SO MUCH TIME TO FANFICTION and actually DEDICATE MYSELF TO MY STUDIES but that will PROBABLY NEVER HAPPEN.
In related news, I love you all and your reviews validate me and my odd pseudo-Russian ways. I have no idea where the Babushka thing came from but I'm glad you guys share my bizarre sense of humor. Thank you so much for reading.
Also, many of your responses were "ARGH CAS JUST MAKE OUT WITH DEAN ALREADY YOU CONFOUNDING WOMAN", which I expected, but there were also quite a few "Whew! I'm glad it wasn't that simple for them to get together! That would've been anticlimactic!" To which I have to say…
You thought it could possibly be that easy?
Oh, you dear thing. You are so, so unprepared for what I will unleash.
*evil laughter*
Enjoy the chapter!
*more evil laughter*
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