Hey guys. I am so sorry for the long wait. In all honesty, I got a bit of writer's block, and then exams got closer and I'm currently busy with homework. However, due to the three or so weeks of waiting I put you guys through, I didn't want to leave you with another week of nothing, so I decided to post a little bit of a parody my friend, we'll call her Ebonyshine, made while reading a bit Fatality. Let me warn you right now that she has never watched an episode of Gravity Falls to this day, so all her information is either information she made up, or information I gave her. She had little help from me so this fanfiction will be very different from my style of writing. Last but now least, the story you are about to read has some strong language, content (no lemons), and is extremly random. You have been warned. Finally, none of the information or material in this fanfiction will actually be used in Fatality.

(Takes place after the prologue)

And now the boring part is over. Time for plotless randomness!

Night of the Living Yippie

Suddenly, Mabel exploded into a pile of blood and guts, spraying everyone with liquified brain matter.

I laughed maniacally. "Muwa ha ha ha! I tricked you all, you little bastards! Now I'm the king of this dank, dark, dismal, urine-soaked hell hole!"

"Noooooo!" Wendy cried, clutching at Mabel's chunky organs, desperatly trying to piece her bestie back together.

Out of nowhere, a griffin swooped down and snatched up Wendy.

"Hee hee hee hee hee!" It cried in triumph, an arrogant grin plastered on his muzzle.

"Dipper! Help meeeee!" Wendy yelped, just as the monster tore her apart.

Looking around at both Mabel and Wendy's dismembered corpses, I sighed.

"What a mess, Robbie, get the mop."

Grunkle Stan walked in, holding a Baggie filled with a strange white powder.

"Dude, what did I miss?" he slurred as his eyes rolled back and he collapsed.

And then...! Everyone died and the triangle thing was like "aww HELL naw!" And saved some people and the people of badness too. So! Evil ruled the world. And evil monkeys rule the world sometimes and there are some pink fluffy unicorns dance on rainbows ALL THE TIME!

"...Oh, and then I got shoes, and hats, and shirts, and I got this super cute-holy shit! What da f*** happened here? ERMAGERD! KURBLEH!" Pacifica screamed.

Dressed in enough rosy pastels to make even Barbie jealous and showing more skin then a strip club on a Saturday night, Pacifica had her favourite fluffy chihuahua (she has ten), Yippie, in her violet leather purse.

She sniffed the air a bit, her nose wrinkling in disgust.

"Ew, what died?" she grimaced.

Robbie snickered, moping the last chunk of Wendy underneath a blanket of ferns.

"Yeah Dipper, what died?"

The griffin, clearly wanting seconds, chose that moment to dive down and snatch Yippie from Pacifica's slutty arms. Yippie, well, yipped as the monster shredded his fat, fluffy body.

"Nooooo!" Pacifica screamed. "Yippie number seven!"

"Muwah ha ha!" I screeched, withdrawing the notebook from my jacket. "Now I will raise my army of the dead! Prepare to die, you little bitch!"

I began to chant the spell, ignoring Pacifica's wails.

A long, eerie howl rang out, and a bloody chihuahua leaped from the brush.

"Yippie number seven!" Pacifica cried. "You came back to mommy!"

And then Yippie attacked.

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So this is just a little bit of the fanfiction Ebonyshine wrote, there's a bit more left but I wanted to see if you guys like it first. My other friend, Bluebird, also helped (she wrote the part about pink fluffy unicorns and KURBLEH). It was all in good fun and the fanfiction is not meant to be offensive, it was just my friends getting bored and looking on my cellphone. So what did you guys think? Did you guys like it? Because if you didn't, I won't post more. If you did like it, I might post it next week when I'm doing exams. Until next time,

-Mallowbloom