Hydro: *Yawn.* God drunks are fun to hang out with!
America: I can tell your really tired.
Sarge: Damn right she is.
Ichigo: Hey where did Maddie go?
Hydro: Quit asking that!
Sarge: Grimmkitty defiantly did appear again.
Hydro: He didn't!
America: Mhmm.
Rukia: FOUND HER!
Hydro: Shit! *Jumps out nearest window.*
Maddie: Oh MORGAN! *Goes out same window.*
Everyone: She's fucked.
Everyone gathered in the middle of the room. Kisuke and Luke had their arms around each other, defiantly in a brotherly way.
"Hey, Luke, how are you two brothers exactly?" Ichigo asked and Kisuke smirked.
"I can answer that question Kurosaki~san," Kisuke said. "We were born from the same mother! And we're twins! We are the best brother pair."
"Hell yes you are," Yoruichi budded in.
"Now that the question is answered. Oh Grimmjow get your Arrancar over here, and how the hell did you get some Arrancar to rebel against Aizen?"
"After the bastard was captured, and they were Vasto Lordes, the pledged to never follow him because they obtained something that he could never give them."
"And that would be?"
"Uhhhh, I don't really know." Grimmjow started to laugh and focused his gaze on his little army of Arrancar. "What did you guys pledge anyway?" One male Arrancar with blonde hair and a white horn sticking out of his head, stepped forward.
"Our lives to stop him, we ourselves were able to achieve something that everyone else said was impossible. And that only "Aizen-sama" could grant us our wish. We proved them wrong, and Aizen is just saying all of that useless crap so they would follow him!" He said gripping his hand until his knuckles turned white. A hand was placed on his shoulder and he turned his head to his side to get a glimpse of Shiro. He smiled, "Well said."
"Thank you." Shiro looked at Ichigo in a determined glare. He nodded as if it was time to say something. But, was quickly interrupted as swords clashed with someone. Everyone turned around to see Elvina fighting Byakuya. Ichigo, Rukia, and Shiro all sighed at the same time. Byakuya had a enough of her and decided to release his Shikai.
"Scatter, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi." The sakura petals went towards Elvina and her eyes widened and falls to the ground while the petals were still in the air, they swooshed past her and she started cracking up.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD THAT'S YOUR SHIKAI!" She cried, clutching her sides to her laughing. Byakuya's vein popped, he silently wondered what this loud and obnoxious Captain's death would be like. Ichigo quickly shunpoed over, scooped her up and threw he out the room. "ICHIGO YOU BASTARD THAT HURT!" She yelled, loudly. She stepped in the door way. "HE HASN'T SAID HI OR HUGGED NEE~SAN!" A hand was placed over shoulder and she turned around.
"Elvina, it's alright," Rukia said softly and then whispered into her ear, "he usually is a bastard."
"Wow what a douche, well I'm off. Bye nee~san." Elvina waved goodbye to Rukia and finally went to where the whole bunch of Captains were. Ichigo and Rukia both sighed. Elvina made it her job to be Rukia's older sister, even if they weren't related.
"So why did you have us stay?" Luke asked wanting to get down to business already.
"Well you see, Kingy and I have developed something, that can and possibly kill Aizen." Shiro said blankly. Ichigo reached into his hakama pants, and pulled out a key.
"What's that going to do? Open locked key holes?" Kisuke asked snickering. Ichigo sighed.
"No Kisuke. It's a high developed device that can capture anyone's reiatsu even if it isn't sensible. I've been working on this for years and I completed a month ago. I had you guys stay behind, because I wanted you guys to assist me in implanting this on Aizen."
"I? What about me I helped!" Shiro whined.
"Ya barely. So will you guys assist me?"
"I see no reason not, Kurosaki~san." Kisuke sang.
"Well, I guess I could go to battle I haven't fought in a long time. Being head of the Central sucks." Luke said slowly sighing. Byakuya nodded as in agreement, as well as Uryu, Chad, and Renji?
"Woah Renji when did you get here?" Ichigo asked just noticing him.
"I've been in the shadows, why wouldn't I stay? And yes I'll help."
"Fine." Ichigo looked over to Uryu and Chad, and he finally noticed that he was missing someone, a certain person who could heal any would and was useless. "Hey Uryu, where's Orihime?"
"Here in America traveling with Tatsuki, in karate matches." Uryu said in a not so nice tone.
"Wait, what's with that tone?"
"You left everyone crying when you left, you left Orihime devastated!" Uryu clenched his hand into a fist. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now!"
"Because you love me, I have super powerful Captains that would kill you after would. And I have a very strong kido master, as a girlfriend." Ichigo motioned toward Rukia.
"You break Orihime's heart again and I'll break you." He turned to leave. "Come on Chad." And Uryu left in his Quincy like shunpo. Chad stayed and was silent.
"Sorry Ichigo, Uryu is kinda dating Orihime and gets protective, but it's nice to see you again." And Chad left.
"Kurosaki." A calm Byakuya asked. Ichigo turned his way to face the long black haired man, his grey eyes shone nothing but coldness.
"Yes, Byakuya."
"Your dating Rukia."
"Yes, yes I am, I should know since I'm dating her."
"Did you ask my permission?"
"Did you think I was dead?"
"Touche." Ichigo laughed.
"Shiro, go back to everyone and well you know what to do."
"Sure thing King. Oh and Queen make sure you kick his ass if he does anything stupid." And Shiro left.
"Oi, Ichigo. How's my little scared of other vital parts student going?" Yoruichi chuckled as she walked over the where a scowling Ichigo stood.
"I'm good Yoruichi-san." Ichigo took the key in his hand and put it back in his pants.
"Rukia."
"What?"
"Get everyone ready and I mean ready like as soon as I get there I'm giving a speech and were leaving."
"Hai, but before I go." She stood on the tip of her toes and kissed Ichigo on the lips, and then shunpoed quickly out of the room. Ichigo was left with a smile, not just because it was in front of everyone, but because it pissed Byakuya off. Ichigo eyes slowly drifted over to Byakuya's face, and he started to silently crack up, and a smile was left on his face though.
"Renji you go too."
"Fine." And Renji left in a shunpo.
"Okay it's time to leave. Grimmjow." Ichigo looked towards Grimmjow.
"What?" He responded back.
"Go there now with your mini army, and stall, fight if you want to. Also do you know how many are in his army now?"
"Uh, about 30? Maybe more, I don't count idiot. But a fight, heh, I'd love to! Okay guys time to go kick some ass!" And Grimmjow opened a Gargantua and his Arrancar left with him.
"Well Ichigo, it seems you are defiantly getting a hang of being a commander." Yoruichi said behind him. Ichigo yawned.
"Ya I've done it for 3 years, and it's very tiring. Okay it really is time to go." Ichigo said as he got a cursing remark from Shiro.
'5 minutes and he'll be there!'
'Okay I'm leaving with everyone now.' Ichigo straightened his clothing out and motioned for everyone to follow him. They arrive at their destination, and it was filled with only one voice. Natalie's...
"OKAY BITCHES! WERE GUNNA GO PWN SOME NOOBS! WE GUNNA GO GANGSTA!" She yelled through out the room. Ichigo sighed and shunpoed around her. He grabbed the back of her collar making it look like he was picking up a puppy by the scruff. "OI LET ME DOWN STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!" All the American Captains started to crack up, and Ichigo's vein popped. He let her down slowly, and well she punched him where the sun don't shine. He grunted and fell to the ground.
"OKAY THAT'S IT!" Rukia yelled shunpoing onto the stage and grabbing Natalie by her neck and started to choke her. "I need those for other purposes, idiot."
"You'd just make other strawberry shortcake children."
"That's enough you two." Renji appearing on the stage, but quickly fell down as Sara appeared too and punched him where the sun don't shine. "Oh come on!" He fell with a shot off pain, and the male Captains stared and swore not to mess with the female Captains EVER again. Rukia and Natalie quickly pulled apart and were done their scuffle. Ichigo slowly pulled himself off the ground and helped Renji.
"Okay, lets go win us the battle!" And his Captains and Lieutenants all yelled in agreement. "But before we go, introductions are needed."
"FUCK NO! LETS JUST GO BATTLE DAMN YOU!" Morgan and another girl yelled. The other girl wore a black kimono her haori was PINK? And her hair red, really short, to the chin... Well at least she matched.
"Miki, what have I told you about copying me in yelling?"
"Jinks you owe me a soda that's why."
"Ugh stop it! Your the Eleventh squad captain, oh now I see why..."
"Cause i'm in charge of the Combat squad?"
"Yup, your combating me in talking."
"Hell ya I am." Both laughed and Sara put both her arms around their shoulders.
"We will kick some asses today!" She said both Morgan and Miki nodded.
"Fine no introductions, but after the battle when we have the after party!" Ichigo yelled.
"FINE!" The trio yelled back. He opened a Sekimon leading to the living world. They all went through and he looked back sighing. His midget was the only one left.
"We'll win I'm sure of it."
"We better, or were all going to die."
Hydro: Awww I didn't get 2,000 words!
Maddie: How did you tie me up? *Is tied up.*
Hydro: Trial and error my dear Maddie, mostly error.
Maddie: Great to know.
I'll try and update twice since I again have a four day weekend, but I have major writers block. BUT! Because it's battle time, I doubt it. Okay please review cause you viewed! oh god haven't said that in a while.