Hahaha.
Disenchanted:
We don't own the Twilight
series.
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It's
MIKE'S TURN!!
Know
your stars...know your stars...know your stars... Mikey Way-
Mike:
Um, I'm Mike Newton.
Mikey
Way... is awesome.
Mike:
I SAID I'M NOT MIKEY WAY! I'M FREAKING MIKE NEWTON! CHRIST!!!
Okay,
fine. No reason to get offensive to some pplz by exclaiming
"CHRIST!" Mike Newton... loves Bella.
Mike:
Just between you and me... I'm only being a pest and being around
Bella because Edward is already around her all of the time
and...well... I LIKE EDWARD MORE.
Edward: EEWWWW COOTIES!
Mike:
Huh?
Edward: COOOOTIIEEEESSS!! -runs away crying-
Bella: No!
No, don't cry!! -runs after him-
All
right then... Mike Newton... is the inventor of Fig Newtons.
Mike:
Er... I have no response.
But
you just responded.
Mike:
...crap!
Mike
Newton... MIIIKKEE Wazowski!!
Mike:
I'M NOT IN MONSTERS INC.!! -is dressed in a Mike Wazowski costume ...
that would be the round green one with one eye and horns...-
Mike
Newton... Has a plushy collection...
Mike:
Do not! -cuddling a random labrador plushie-
Mike
Newton... has an actual real life bishie closet, where he keeps
plushies of such people as Kyo Sohma, Edward Cullen, Yuki Sohma,
Bella Swan, and Snuffles (refer to Emmett's chapter for Snuffles
being vaguely mentioned).
Mike:
Okay, now THAT one I can own up to. It's very manly to have a bishie
closet...
No,
it isn't. That's what rabid fangirls do sometimes. (NOTICE THE
SOMETIMES!!)
Mike:
Okay ... well, that was embarrassing.
Mike
Newton... is a golden retriever pup.
Mike:
I... am? -wags long, blonde tail...that's creepy-
Mike
Newton... Is a jealous beanie baby...
Mike:
I'm not a beanie baby!
Mike
Newton... cawazy.
Mike:
GRRAWWR.
Mike
Newton... likes to make up sounds, even though that's the vampires'
jobs.
Mike:
MEANIE!!!
Mike
Newton... IS A GRIZZLY BEAR! EMMETT, COME QUICK!!
Mike:
Wait, what?
Emmett: GGRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWRRR!!!! -tackles Mike-
Mike:
I- (gasp) AM NOT- (gasp) A FREAKING BEEARRR...
Random
person: Daa bears. -runs off-
And
now you know Mike Newton, the crazy, jealous, Fig-Newton-inventing,
slightly yaoi-ish, Golden Retriever/Grizzly Beanie Baby who isn't
Mikey Way (darn my luck...) or Mike Wazowski, is offensive, has
a bishounen (sp?) closet, makes up sounds, and has a plushy
collection. -.-
Mike:
You don't- (gasp) KNOW ME! OWWW GET OFF EMMETT! YOU'RE CRUSHING
ME!!
Emmett: -hiss-
END
NEXT
TIME: Jessica!!!
TO ALL READERS... -.- thanks for reading... we love you too. O.o