Authors Note:

(In unison): WE'RE BAAAAACK!

Jaz: Okay, we know we haven't updated in like…a month-ish? But you owe theses new chapters to our friend that we based Alice on, cause it's her birthday and this is her present. Plus, rabid plot bunnies attacked Zelda in maths and gave a real crazy idea that we can't wait to write!

Zelda: Now please enjoy these new chapters while we run from the mad reviewers with the pitchforks and torches. *Dodges flying pitchfork* Run for your life, Jaz!

(In the sewers with the twins, A and BB)

"Do you guys know where you're going?" Questioned A, worrying that they may just die in here if they didn't.

"Of course we do! Now we go right here, right?" said Alex.

"No, we go left!" retorted Alice.

"Right!"

"Left!"

"Right!"

"Le….Ft! MmmRrRrr" grumbled Alice as BB slammed a hand over her mouth.

"Quiet, they'll hear us!" hissed BB angrily.

"Oooooooh, I remember now, we go UP!" Whisper/Yelled Alex.

"….You're kidding right?" A said in an exasperated voice.

"Nope, we climb this ladder and ease the Manhole cover off slowly. Then we wait for the others." Chimed Alice, who had recently freed herself from BB by biting his hand.

(In the vents, with everyone else)

"How much further?" Mello hissed. "This is way too cramped!"

"Teaspoon of cement, princess," Jaz retorted.

"We're almost there," added Tia. "We go down through the next vent."

The group did as instructed and lowered themselves through the next vent they came to.

With stealth that rivalled that of previously mentioned ninjas, they dropped to the floor and scuttled out of sight.

"Good, you guys got here without being heard," whispered Jaz to the group that had come up through the pipes.

"Of course we did, it's us," retorted Alice with an offended tone.

"Okay, the fridge is this way, Near and Jaz go raid it; Mello and Tia, sharp objects in the back corner; Matt and I will look in the confiscated draws for anything else of value; twins, hand everything we give you to BB and A in the tunnels. Let's go people, YOSH!" Ordered Zelda cheerfully.

As they scrambled their assigned areas, Near heard something shuffling behind the fridge. He looked at Jaz, who didn't seem to have heard anything, before peeking behind the fridge. He wasn't sure what he had been expecting to see, but it certainly was not to be punched in the jaw. The punch was quickly followed by a kick to his gut and he dropped to the floor. Before the mystery attacker could finish him off, Jaz intervened.

"Cora? That you?" She questioned, stepping in front of defenceless little Near.

"Jaz? What are you doing here?" A girl of roughly the same age as the twins stepped out from behind the fridge. She had slightly curly pale blonde hair and pale green eyes. She looked around and noticed the others. "You guys raiding?"

"Yep, you too?"

"Yeah…"

"Wanna come back with us and split the goods when we get there?"

"Sure! Help me move the fridge, we're taking the whole thing."

"Okay…Did you have to attack Near like that?"

"Thought he was a ghost."

"Ohh." Jaz had to admit, it made sense. They finished up in the staffroom and headed back to the girls' room.

(Scene Break!)

"So Jaz gets the Tim Tams, Zelda gets all the cake, Tia keeps the Nutella, Mello wants the chocolate, twins want liquorish, Near gets pain meds, I want the jam, Cora has her own little stash and Matt and A have divided the lighters, knifes and other items as fairly as is possible," BB listed. "Any questions?"

"Yeah," Alex said. "Cora, why were you raiding the staffroom? From what I've seen of you in classes you're so…quiet and well…you generally seem to obey the rules." She trailed off at the end.

Cora shrugged. "I was bored. I've got no friends, remember?"

Zelda disappeared, then came back with an olive branch and handed it to Cora. "Please accept this truce and join our little pack of crazies!" Her tone was cheerful, and the boys looked indignant about being included in the statement.

Cora stared at the branch, before she reached out to take it. "I have no idea why or how you have an olive branch in your room, but sure, I guess we can be friends."

"OUR INFLUENCE HAS BEEN EXTENDED! WE WILL SOON BE ABLE TO ACTIVE OPERATION CUPCAKE! TONI, CELEBRATE WITH ME!" Vex chose that moment to take over Alice and Toni was happy to follow orders. It took the others three hours to calm them down. Just as Cora was about to sneak out to her room, Tia realised something.

"We have to get up for school in two hours!" she howled. Everyone quickly attempted to gain some much need rest. The boys vowed that they would never get caught up in one of the girls' crazy midnight raids ever again.

(The next morning)

The girls (in what was definately not two hours) rudely dragged the boys out of their beds. They didn't even lead them to the breakfast hall; instead, they were hauled off to one of the single dorms. They came to an abrupt stop in front of a door with a Tardus poster on it, and then Zelda stepped forward and knocked on the door.

Knock knock knock. "Penny," knock knock knock "Penny," knock knock knock "Penny." She waited for a bit then repeated the action. Knock knock knock, "Pen-"

"FOR THE LOVE OF ANIME, DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU BITCH!" The door was violently ripped open and Cora's head appeared. "WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING OUTSIDE MY ROOM?!"

"Your our friend now! So we had to come and get you so we can all go get breakfast!" Alice was surprisingly cheerful, considering the time. Cora stared at them, sighed and left the room. They six girls and five boys trooped off to breakfast. Mello was the first to ask what was on everyone's mind.

"What the fuck was with that? I thought her name was Cora?" The other boys nodded their agreement.

Cora glared. "Cora's just my nickname. I hate my real name with a passion, so don't use it if you want to live."

Jaz decided to add to the explanation. "Her name's actually Penelope, and the knocking thing's from Big Bang Theory. The girl's name is Penny and this guy, Sheldon, always knocks on her door like that. Since Penelope can be shortened to Penny, that's gonna be a daily occurrence now." She grinned at the end.

"Why doesn't the death threat apply to them?" A complained.

"Because they're the only ones that have actually wanted to be my friends. Everyone else is scared off once they know my back story." Cora explained. Her hand was twitching the whole time.

"...I'll regret asking, but what is you back story?" Matt's voice was wary.

"Well boys..." Cora began as they entered the breakfast hall.

(15 minutes later, on the way to Near and Jaz's HPE class)

"...and then I set the monkeys out; they hadn't got their rabies shots, just FYI; and the zoo demanded that I pay for everything, so I told them 'FISH', ran, got caught and sent here." Cora summed up. The boys only had minor mental trauma too!

Jaz pulled a brain dead Near into class, calling a see ya over her shoulder. She didn't realise that everyone saw her take the chicken egg out of her pocket.

"Why does Jaz have an egg?" B asked.

"Eating in class?" guessed Alex.

"No," Tia said with a smirk. "I'd say it's pairing assignment in HPE...hey Cora?"

"Yeah?"

"What say you co-ordinate the attack to mess up their project as your initiation?"

"Why are you messing with their school work?" A inquired.

"Because we can! I accept the task!" Cora declared. Even Mello felt a little sorry for Jaz and Near...only a little.

Jaz: Poor us, the other's are gonna gang up on us and kill our project DX

Zelda: Who cares? For those that don't know, FISH stands for Fuck It Shit Happens. Next update might be faster...If you guys don't kill us. *grenade lands at feet* FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!

Jaz: Reviews will save our lives! Zelda, HEAD FOR THE HILLS! *EXPLOSION*