Master Hand waited eagerly in his office, Dr. Mario had told him he was going to make an appointment with the club to see Ness as soon as they possibly could. Master Hand then gave a tired sigh, he wasn't sure how he felt all about this. Ness was one of the most obedient and respectful smashers of the bunch, even including most of the adult smashers, how and what caused him to become this...this...madman was beyond his understanding. Master Hand had always hoped that the smashers would never go through mental trauma, but now he was starting to lose one of his original twelve. Master Hand then heard a knock from the door and straightened himself in his chair.
"Enter.", Master Hand said, Dr. Mario then came in and stood in front of the hand's desk.
"What news do you bring me doctor?", Master Hand asked. Dr. Mario then gave a nervous smile.
"Well, I have-a good news and bad news.", Master Hand then groaned as Dr. Mario pulled on his collar to free himself of the heat that was built up from nervousness.
"The good news is-a that they will be able to see Ness.", Dr. Mario said.
"And the bad news?", Master Hand asked. Dr. Mario then took a deep breath to ready himself.
"They would like to-a see him tomorrow.", Dr. Mario said. Master Hand then raised a finger in curiosity.
"So? What's wrong with that?", Master Hand asked.
"Well... you see...the island is far out and can-a only be reached by an underground railroad that goes beneath the sea.", Dr. Mario explained.
"Can't we catch an airplane?", Master Hand asked only for Dr. Mario to shake his head.
"No, my good-a friend, Dr. Ethun Sia, said that the island is-a too small for a runway, let alone a airport.", Dr. Mario finished.
"Okay, so how long is the train trip?", Master Hand asked. Dr. Mario then went up and whispered the answer to Master Hand, who then pulled back in shock.
"You're joking?", Master Hand asked flabbergasted, however, Dr. Mario just shook his head.
"Sorry, but that-a is what he told me.", Dr. Mario said. Master Hand then groaned as he got himself up out of the chair.
"Tell everyone to meet in the living room, I'll explain what's going on.", Master Hand said as Dr. Mario left the room. "Remember, this is for Ness.", Master Hand said to himself as he took a sip of his coffee and went down to the living room. As he arrived, he found everyone in their seats as he came in and cleared his throat.
"Well, I suppose you guys are wondering why you all are here? Well, it's because..."
"MASTER HAND! YOU'VE GOTTA BAN RYU FROM THE TOURNAMENT! HE'S TOO GOOD!", Sonic suddenly yelled. Ryu then smirked at the hedgehog as he tightened his gloves.
"What? Can't handle a loss, let alone a Shoryuken?", Ryu said smugly.
"Oh, so Ryu won the little tournament today? I guess we had a lot of views today.", Master Hand said. "WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE THROWING ME OFF TRACK!"
"What is it then Master Hand?", Kamui asked.
"Are you letting us go somewhere?", Lucas asked excitedly as Toon Link jumped up at the mention of going somewhere.
"Are you finally going to take us to that amusement park!?", Toon Link asked eagerly.
"NO! LET ME FINISH!", Master Hand shouted as a disappointed Toon Link and Lucas sat down.
"Anyway, I am here to inform you that we are all going to naturalist club off on one of the islands here in Japan.", Master Hand said. The smashers looked at him, then each other, then turned back and booed at Master Hand.
"BAH! WHO NEEDS A NATURALIST CLUB!", Wario spouted.
"Master Hand, that's just dumb!", Ike yelled.
"What on earth are you thinking!?", Dark Pit joined. After a couple of more minutes of booing, Master Hand decided that he had enough.
"SILENCE!", Master Hand yelled as he pointed his finger and lightning shot across the room, scaring the smashers since he rarely shows his true powers. Master Hand then cooled down before clearing his throat again.
"As I was saying, since we believe Ness needs someone to talk to, we are all going there to help him.", Master Hand said.
"But Master Hand, why-a do we need to go? I can-a take care of everything here.", Mario asked.
"Because I don't trust you smashers. No offense Mario, but many people here I cannot leave without my supervision. That is why I am taking all of you.", Master Hand explained.
"Well then, when do we go to bed?", Trainer Red asked.
"Well...in about an hour.", Master Hand said.
"WHAT!?", the smashers yelled in shock.
"BUT IT'S ONLY SIX!", Sonic yelled.
"WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO TO BED EARLY!?", Bowser asked. Master Hand then motioned towards Dr. Mario.
"He will explain.", Master Hand said as Dr. Mario stepped forward.
"Because the train trip we will-a take will be eight hours, and we need-a to get there as soon as possible.", Dr. Mario explained.
"WHAT!?", the room erupted again.
"WHEN DO WE LEAVE!?", Fox asked.
"Sadly, about three in the morning.", Master Hand said. "Don't worry, since we are going to be on a train for quite a while, you can bring some stuff along or your pillow and blanket, just don't bring something that will annoy anyone else."
The smashers then began to grumble among themselves as they shook their heads.
"Alright, but this better be worth it!", Link said as he stood up. "Now I'm going to go get something to eat before I head to bed, anyone coming along?"
"I will!", Snake said as he and every smasher got up and went to the dining room. Master Hand then groaned as he floated over towards the door.
"Tomorrow's going to be a long day...", he said as he went to go get some dinner himself.
"ALRIGHT LOSERS! IT'S TIME TO GET UP!", Crazy Hand shouted as he zoomed down the hallway, making every smasher groan in despair and irritation. The smashers then grumpily piled into the living room with their stuff as they waited for Master Hand, who then floated into the room. Master Hand then sighed in relief by how they were all ready for their trip.
"Good. It appears that you all remembered that no weapons were allowed.", he said as he looked and saw Bayonetta without her guns, Samus in her zero suit, the swordsmen without their swords, and some of the others without their guns or blasters. However, the look on their faces were still something that Master Hand hoped to never see again.
"Okay, onto the bus!", Master Hand said as the smashers piled onto their bus and sat down in their seats. The seats were arranged only in pairs of two from the front to the back, making little group conversations. However, Master Hand then pulled back Ness and made him sit near the front, away from everyone else and near him.
"This is where I need you to sit, just try to go to sleep or find something to do.", Master Hand said as he put on his seat belt and waited for everyone else to do as like wise before pulling off and onto the highway. Thankfully, even though they were on the city highway, not many people were driving and the bus could take up the road as much as it wanted. Master Hand then turned the bus towards the road that led to where the train system was at, at the beach.
"Hey Master Hand...", Mario yawned.
"What is it Mario?", Master Hand asked.
"Is this-a train system similar to something like-a the Chunnel in Europe?", Mario asked.
"Why yes! Only thing is though is that this train takes much longer than that one as you already know.", Master Hand answered as he pulled up to the main entrance. "Everyone get off, we have to go through customs."
The smashers then piled off the bus, more cranky than before. They followed Master Hand toward the main desk, where a couple of workers were at when they noticed them come up to them.
"Hello, how can we help you today?", one of the lady workers asked.
"Hello, we are trying to get to the little island off of here.", Master Hand explained.
"Oh, Sanctuary Island!", the girl beamed back. "Yes, of course now! Please let me see all of your passports and as soon as they pass through the security metal detectors, you should be good!"
Master Hand was then pleased as he pulled out the passports, "Why thank you ma'am! Maybe this day won't be..."
"HOLD IT!", one of the security guards yelled as he began to pat Link down before digging into the Hylinian's pockets. He then widened his eyes as he pulled out something from them.
"What is this!?", he demanded.
"That's my hookshot!", Link said. The guard then narrowed his eyes as he began patting Link down again.
"HEY! WHY ARE WE LETTING A MOUSE ONTO THE TRAIN!?", another guard yelled as Pikachu glared at the guard.
"HOW MUCH STUFF DO YOU HAVE!?", another one shouted as he patted down Snake, who was gritting his teeth in anger at the guard's actions.
"FORGET THAT! WHY ARE YOU BAREFOOT!?", yet another guard asked as Ryu crossed his arms and glared at the guard. Master Hand then slammed himself onto the desk as the girl jumped back. Master Hand then lifted himself up as he gave her the passports.
"Never mind, this is going to be a bad day.", he said with a hint of hopelessness.
"I swear that security is the worst!", Mario grumbled as the smashers piled back onto the bus. They had finally got through security and were waiting to board the bus, which wasn't very long as in a couple of seconds a guard came and motioned them to come forward. After parking the bus, Master Hand sighed and reclined back in his seat before pulling out a sleeping shade (?).
"Alright, we're on board. Now do whatever you want, just do it quietly to make everyone else remain happy.", Master Hand said.
"COME ON LOSERS! I HAVE MARIO KART ON THE SWITCH IN THE BACK!", Crazy Hand yelled as some of the smashers stood up.
"Oh, Mario Kart on the Switch you say? That's wonderful!", Captain Falcon said as he began to rub his hands.
"So you finally put the giant TV screen in the back of the bus? That's great!", Falco said as he and Captain Falcon made their way towards the back. Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi then followed behind them.
"I will have-a revenge on Captain Falcon!", he stated as he and his friends went into the back and picked up their controllers.
"Boys...", Peach said as she pulled out her blanket. However, Zelda had a concerned look on her face.
"Um...Peach?", she stammered.
"Yeah?", the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom replied.
"Master Hand said to bring a pillow and blanket, not all your pillows and blankets.", she said as Peach pulled out all of her bed necessities. Peach then rolled her eyes as she gave Zelda a pillow.
"Oh come now, no complaining since I'm sharing with you.", she said as she and Zelda adjusted their seats and fell asleep. Across from them, the two heroes from Capcom were also entering dream land.
"Goodnight Megaman.", Ryu said as he closed his eyes.
"Technically it's morning, but whatever.", Megaman said as he began to power down. In front of them, two people were duking it out. Well, actually only one person was doing the 'duking'.
"GET OFF OF ME!", Ike yelled as he pushed an unconscious Roy off his shoulder. However, due to Roy being asleep already, he would just rest his head on Ike's shoulder, making the mercenary very angry.
"SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF HIM!", Ike shouted out as he pointed at the sleeping red-head on his shoulder. Unfortunately for him, no sympathy was given since everyone else was doing something else. Across from Ike, two space warriors were also getting ready for some shut eye.
"Man, this trip better be worth it!", Fox said as he reclined his and Samus's seat back. He then pressed a button and made the arm rest in between them go up so that nothing blocked them from being next to each other. Fox then pulled out two pillows and a blanket sheet as Samus let out a yawn.
"I don't need a pillow.", she said as Fox raised an eyebrow at her statement.
"What do you mean?", he asked.
"Well, I was just going to lean up against you, that's if you are okay with that.", Samus then giggled slightly as Fox purred and gave her a mischievous grin.
"Oh, I am more than okay with that!", he laughed slightly as he was about to pull the sheets up when Pikachu ran over and jumped into the seat. Fox then stopped and glared at the Pokemon.
"Hey! Shoo!", he said as Pikachu glared back at him before clinging onto Samus. Samus then facepalmed herself before shaking her head.
"I forgot, he hasn't been spending the nights with me. Will you please let him stay?", Samus begged. Fox and Pikachu then glared at each other before Fox gave out a huff.
"Whatever!", he said in a jealous tone as Samus smiled and looked at Pikachu.
"Goodnight Pikachu.", she said before kissing him on top of his head. Pikachu then smiled before he curled up underneath Samus's chin and fell asleep. Fox then gave a jealous huff as Samus turned towards him and leaned over.
"Goodnight Fox.", she said before likewise kissing him on top of his head. Fox then grinned as he pulled the sheet up with Samus snuggling underneath his chin as he wrapped his arms around her.
"Goodnight Samus.", he said before all three fell into a deep sleep. How the three were able to is a mystery since the commotion that followed was great.
"HEY! DON'T USE THE BLUE SHELL!", Falco screeched as the people in the back began playing Mario Kart.
"I SAID KEEP IT DOWN!", Master Hand yelled, scaring everybody that was still awake. Master Hand then relaxed back in his seat and grumbled to himself.
"What I have to put up with these smashers...", he said before he fell asleep and began snoring. Ness then fidgeted in the front seat, he was all alone and he dared not get up in case of waking Master Hand back up. Ness then quietly got up on his knees and looked over the seat's headrest. Link and Marth were dozing off in their seats, Ike had finally fallen asleep and let Roy remain on his shoulder, Donkey Kong and Diddy were eating a couple of bananas, Shulk looked like he was counting sheep to fall asleep, and Robin was still reading his book as a tired Lucina mouth was moving, probably about how Robin wasn't paying attention to her. Ness then averted his attention to his fellow children smashers, most of whom were asleep, but Toon Link and Lucas were busy playing on their 3ds'. Ness tried to get their attention, but both were too busy that they didn't see him. Ness then collapsed onto the seat in a sideways position as he blinked his eyelids a couple of times. He gave a heavy sigh as he thought about how to get his friends attention. Suddenly, a idea came into his head.
"Of course! I'll telekinetically talk to Lucas!", Ness said to himself as he got back up onto his knees again and looked over the headrest again. The smile on his face growing each second.
"Hey Lucas, can you guys...", Ness stopped Midway through his sentence when he saw the sight in front of him, making his eyes widen in horror. All of the smashers in the back were all pale. Ness was wondering what was going on at first just as suddenly Pit's body began to twitch. Ness saw this and was about to say something, but right when he opened his mouth, Pit's back suddenly arched upward as a geyser of blood soon shot straight out of his body. Ness then screamed when he saw this, Pikachu then rolled off of Samus's lifeless body and it the ground. When he did, Pikachu's head bursted open, sending blood across the bus as his brain matter rolled along the bus floor. Ness then began to feel his stomach tighten when suddenly all of the bodies began to grow even paler as they began to disintergrate right before Ness's eyes. Link's face shriveled up as Ness watched in horror as Link's eyelids suddenly opening up to show his eyes were missing their Iris, only his black pupils remained before his eyes rolled back into his skull. The bodies then began to disintergrate more until their skeletons were revealed as the skin turned to dust, soon remaining only the structure of their bodies. Ness couldn't believe his eyes when all of the sudden the skeletons began to disintergrate as well, leaving only the dust and clothes of the previously alive smashers. Ness remained there for a minute, shocked by what he saw. He then sat back down in his seat and clutched onto his head.
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?", he yelled. Suddenly he looked up and jumped back in fright by the appearance of a mysterious stranger in the seat next to him. The stranger showed no facial features; in fact, there were no body features that Ness could determine from his body. But what Ness did see was what the stranger was in the strange appearance of a shadow. Ness then looked up and screamed when he saw the figure's face, the only detail he could see were the stranger's red eyes and black pupils.
"GAAAHHH!", Ness screamed as he sat in his seat. He was sweating profusely and breathing heavily as he saw that whatever was in the seat next to him was gone. Ness then stopped his breathing when he heard someone else's breathing; in fact, someone else's snoring. Ness then stood up in his seat and looked back down in the back of the bus. Everyone was alive. In fact, most everyone had gone to sleep, all except the villain smashers and the people playing in the back were asleep. Ness then gave a relieved sigh as he wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"Phew! It was only a dream!", he said. He then heard some shuffling as he saw Mewtwo, Wolf, and Wario get up out of their seats. Ness was curious to what they were doing and then focused his telekinesis in on them.
"Come on! Ganondorf said to-a bring every villain into the back!", Wario said as he and the other two walked down toward the back of the bus. However, on the way their, Mewtwo and Wolf walked by Samus and gave a look of lust in their eyes. Ness then narrowed his eyes as he focused even harder at what they were saying as he saw them sit down with the rest of the villain smashers in the back. They were all seated next to a portable cooler which contained some drinks that they themselves laid claims to. Wolf, Mewtwo, and Wario then sat down and cracked open one of the cans that they had back there. Ness then saw their lips moving and focused harder to hear what they had to say.
"Sorry it-a took too long, these two lover boys stared at-a Samus. Too bad they-a don't realize that she will be mine!", Wario laughed as the villains looked at the fat man.
"It is true, that body is too much to resist though!", Mewtwo said as Ness tried to figure out what he meant since he didn't know about certain topics yet at this point in his life.
"Well, why don't you ask Wolf here about her, he's one of the few people who actually know instead of just looking at her.", Bowser said as he chugged his drink. Ness then gave a disgusted look at the mention of Wolf, he remembered how half a year ago Wolf had drugged her. The problem was that Master Hand never said what had happened and was furious he couldn't get rid of Wolf since the villain had prepared a plan. Ness knew that Master Hand hated all of the villains, whether it was Bowser continually kidnapping Peach, Ganondorf still trying to get the Triforce, or Bowser Jr. just causing trouble, but Wolf was always one that bothered the creator due to the cunning of his plan. Mewtwo then looked at Wolf and rolled his hand.
"So, how was it?", Mewtwo asked as Wolf chuckled in response.
"Oh man, that was an awesome night! She was absolutely perfect! And that booty, just right!", Wolf said as he made the perfect hand gestures with his fingers. Mewtwo then shuddered at the thought as he looked like he was enjoying the thought of it. Ness, however, was disgusted and confused by what Wolf had said.
"WHAT ON EARTH!? WHY WOULD HE TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF!? WHAT DOES HE MEAN!?", Ness thought to himself as he pondered in what Wolf had meant. Ness had always wondered what Master Hand had held back from them, saying that it was too evil for them to know at their age. Master Hand said that he wished never to explain it to them, saying that it would ruin their heads. But if their was one thing that Ness hated, it was not knowing what was the answer to something. Ness then saw Ganondorf's mouth open as he refocused his attention back onto the villains.
"While I am still disgusted by what you did, this is no time for that and I simply do not care what you plan to do with anyone else in the future. Right now, we must focus on what we want to do in the future, whether pranks or telling of future plans after the tournament.", Ganondorf stated as the villains began to agree and lift their cans like beer mugs.
"Oh yes! I will-a be soon robbing every bank there is in Smash City!", bellowed as he chugged his drink.
"I'm going to make Fox suffer once this tournament is over!", Wolf said as he smiled evilly.
"I will raise a Pokemon army and we will attack the humans and make them our slaves!", Mewtwo laughed evilly as he drank his bevergae. Ness then narrowed his eyes and turned around to face Master Hand.
"I have to warn Master Hand!", Ness thought to himself as he was about to jump over towards him. But he stopped and instead sat down in his seat and shooked his head.
"And tell him what? That the villains are going to do some evil things when the tournament is over? Your're lucky enough Master Hand still listens to you Ness! It's hopeless!", Ness thought to himself. He then stood up and looked angrily at the villain smashers, who were too busy laughing and indulging themselves. Ness then gritted his teeth at them.
"Enjoy your villainy while you can!", Ness thought to himself.
"Hey you idiot villains, keep your planning down! We're still playing over here!", Ness then heard Falco's voice as he turned his head and sighed in relief. Crazy Hand, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Captain Falcon, and Falco were still playing Mario Kart back there and it appeared that they heard the villains plans. Ness then sat down and blinked a couple of times.
"Well, at least there's people that Master Hand will believe!", Ness thought as he fell into complete darkness.
"WAKE UP LOSERS! WE'RE HERE!"
Ness woke up to the shout of a certain hand that loves alcohol. He then stood up and looked out the window and saw what little if the island he could see at the time. The island was very similar to a tropical island, having a couple of palm trees. Ness then turned his eyes toward a building that could be seen nearby. Ness then realized that it was the hospital that Dr. Mario's friend worked at, the hospital looked updated and better than the one at Smash City, which was already updated itself. Ness then looked towards the back and saw everyone getting up as the train was coming to a stop. Master Hand, who was fully awake, gave a relieved sigh as the train came to a complete stop. Master Hand then started the bus and moved it out of the train as they went to customs. Master Hand then stopped the bus as everyone was getting up. Master Hand stretched his...uh...body as he gave a tired yawn.
"Well, that was much better than it..."
"HEY! KIRBY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?", Everyone then averted their attention towards the back and saw Lucina staring in disbelief as Kirby ate a honey bun. Kirby looked angry as he devoured the treat while Lucina couldn't believe her eyes. Kirby then narrowed his eyes and gave a growl.
"Poyo...", he warned.
"Kirby, I can't believe you! You... you...you took Jigglypuff's breakfast right out of her hand and ate it!", Lucina shouted. Kirby then widened his eyes as he turned around and saw the balloon Pokemon standing there with a saddened face as a tear came down her eye, shocked by what her boyfriend did. Kirby then let out a tear of his own before turning tail and running towards the front of the bus and jumping off.
"WAAAAHHHHHH!", he yelled as he jumped off, leaving everyone confused.
"That's strange, he never eats anything that is Jigglypuff's...", Meta Knight said. Suddenly, Ganondorf came by Zelda and grabbed her by the hand as he began looking around the bus. Zelda was frightened by the action and tried to pull her hand away from him.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?", Zelda yelled. Ganondorf then shot a glare at her.
"I'm looking for a sword so that I can retrieve a part of the Triforce.", he said bluntly. Zelda then widened her eyes in fear as she began screaming.
"NO! STOP THAT!", she yelled as Link came running back to them.
"LET HER GO!", Link yelled as he drew his fist back and punched the Gerudo in the face. Ganondorf then let go of Zelda and stepped back a couple of feet, he held his face in his hand as he shook his head a bit before looking and blinking a couple of times.
"What happened?", he asked as everyone gave him a puzzling stare.
"What do you mean 'what happened'!? You were about to chop Zelda's hand off for a piece of the Triforce!", Link yelled as Ganondorf widened his eyes in shock as he looked back at Zelda. He then looked at the ground and was shaking his head.
"What!? But...but I wouldn't want to gain it from something so... I... I don't know what came over myself. I'm... I'm sorry...", Ganondorf said as he held his head and walked off the bus while everyone else was scratching their heads.
"What the...!? What just happened?", Master Hand asked. Samus was then about to walk out with Pikachu, who she was still holding, when Cloud came by and grabbed her around the waist.
"Hey Samus, let's leave these guys, though you can bring the mouse too if you want.", he said as Samus blushed in both embarrassment and shock by his actions.
"Uh...Cloud... we're..."
"What's going on?", Fox asked as he stood up. Cloud then looked over at Fox and narrowed his eyes at him.
"Stay back you jerk!", Cloud yelled as Fox and Samus gave confused looks.
"Huh!? What do you...GAH!", Fox yelled as Cloud kicked him to the ground and began dragging Samus away from the alien vulpine. However, Samus struggled in his grip.
"Cloud! Stop! What are you doing!?", she yelled as Cloud gave her a confused look.
"What do you mean? We're dating! But Fox over there wants you to be at his feet and cry his name! I'm helping you!", Cloud said as Samus couldn't believe what she was hearing. Fox too was surprised as he stood up.
"Uh... I mean, I do want her to say my name, but in a loving way! And what do you mean you're dating, we're dating! You guys realized you weren't for each other!", Fox said. Cloud then narrowed his eyes as he dragged Samus along with him.
"YOU LIE! SAMUS AND I ARE DATING!", Cloud yelled. Suddenly, Samus forced her way out of Cloud's grip while Pikachu clung onto her shoulder.
"Cloud, Fox and I are dating. Don't you remember that we peacefully broke up? We were saddened, but still happy about the decision since we didn't want to hurt the other.", Samus said. Cloud then looked at Samus before blinking a couple of times.
"What? You guys...we broke...", he said as he held onto his head like Ganondorf did earlier. After a few seconds Cloud opened his eyes and started blushing when he realized what had happened.
"What the...!? I'm...I'm sorry Samus...and you too Fox! I... I felt like...it was all the way back when I first joined...", he said as his voiced trembled off before he made his way off the bus. Fox then walked up to Samus before grabbing her hand as the rest of the smashers were confused by the whole ordeal before everyone got off the bus as they made their way to the customs building. As they entered, they saw Cloud, Ganondorf, and Kirby sitting in some seats as they all shook their heads.
"Hey guys, what's the matter?", Master Hand asked as he was puzzled by what just happened. The three then looked up at the hand as the began to shake their heads again.
"We're sorry Master Hand, but we all felt something weird...", Ganondorf trailed off.
"What do you mean?", Master Hand asked.
"We felt like...like...like our minds were under control from something.", Cloud finished as Ganondorf and Kirby nodded their heads. Master Hand and the other smashers then looked at each other, they weren't sure what to make of the moment. Master Hand then turned around as he shrugged his body.
"Maybe you guys were tired and still in your dreams.", Master Hand suggested. The three then looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
"A good theory, but I don't think that is what happened...", Could said as the other two nodded their heads. Master Hand then sighed as he turned around.
"Well, no time to worry about that, we have to get through customs now."
"I SWEAR I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LEAVE YOUR STUFF AT HOME ONE DAY!", Master Hand yelled at Link who was giving a sheepish grin at the creator. Master Hand was completely red due to anger as he was surprised how much Link actually hid from the first customs security. Master Hand was about to say something else when he noticed someone in a lab coat coming to greet them. Dr. Mario then smiled as he ran up to the man.
"Oh, Dr. Ethun Sia! It's-a so good to see you!", Dr. Mario said as he shook his friend's hand. Dr. Ethun Sia smiled back as he shook back.
"Yes! You too!", the man said. Dr. Ethun Sia was a Japanese man that was about five feet and ten inches tall. He had a mustache that was slightly trimmed and a broad face. His teeth were white and he had his hair combed to the right side of his face. His lab coat was very well kept as well with his hygiene. The doctor then turned to Master Hand and waved his hand.
"And you must be Master Hand! Do tell me why you are here!", the doctor said enthusiastically. Master Hand then did a bow as he returned to his original position and grabbed Ness by the hand.
"We need you to see if our smasher Ness here is suffering from some...uh...problems.", Master Hand said as Ness cringed at that last word. Dr. Ethun Sia then smiled as he took Ness by the hand.
"Oh yes! It is very nice to meet you Ness!", Dr. Ethun Sia said as Ness nervously smiled back. Dr. Ethun Sia then turned around and motioned towards the hospital at the end of the road.
"Come now! We will have everyone participate now!", he said as everyone went down the walkway.
"Participate in-a what?", Mario asked.
"Why, the mental and physical health classes of course!", Ethun Sia said as the smashers widened their eyes.
"But we don't need any of those classes!", Toon Link said.
"No no! It's free! You can do the classes while Master Hand and I will work here with Ness!", he said as the smashers gave him a raised eyebrow.
"What do you mean? What kind of classes?", Snake asked.
"Oh, there's yoga, spiritual, a hot spring, a..."
"A HOT SPRING!?", some of the male smashers suddenly yelled. The ones who did then began to look dreamily into the sky.
"Oh yes! Peach and I enjoying a hot-a spring!", Mario said.
"Oh how! This will be nice!", Ike said.
"Alright! Women without their-a clothes on!", Wario said as he began to drool, making the female smashers angry and disgusted by him.
"Nope! All women smashers will have their own hot spring. The men will have their own as well.", Dr. Ethun Sia said. The male smashers who were daydreaming then lowered their heads in sadness.
"Aw...", Link, Snake, Ike, Fox, and Wario said.
"Hey there, at least you all will be doing yoga together!", Dr. Ethun Sia tried to encourage, but the male smashers gave him sad looks.
"Sorry, but we-a thought we could relax with our-a girls.", Mario said. Dr. Ethun Sia then chuckled as he pointed towards some other workers.
"Those people will help you get ready, have fun Dr. Mario!", Dr. Ethun Sia said as his fellow doctor waved back at him.
"You-a too Ethun!", Dr. Mario said as the workers led the male smashers into a boys' changing room while the girls did like-wise. Dr. Ethun Sia, Ness, and Master Hand then continued down the hallway until they reached an elevator. The doctor then pushed the button as the elevator's doors opened and the three piled in. Dr. Ethun Sia then pressed the button for the twentieth floor, the highest floor in the hospital. After waiting a few minutes, the elevator doors opened and the three went down another hallway until they came up to a door which led into the doctor's office. Once inside, Dr. Ethun Sia then closed the shades as he took off his lab coat, shirt, shoes, and socks as he lit some candles and sat on the floor in a criss-crossed state and motioned for Ness and Master Hand to due like-wise; well, what Master Hand could do.
"So what does this do?", Ness asked as he put his backpack on the ground.
"This will help us clear our minds, come along! Let us clear them.", Dr. Ethun Sia said as he closed his eyes and began to take deep breaths. Ness and Master Hand then followed his actions as they too did like-wise.
"NEVER HAVE I FELT SO NAKED!"
"WELL GET USED TO IT GANONDORF!", a certain psychic Pokemon yelled back.
The smashers were all outside and on some yoga mats as they began to do some yoga stretches. However,some people like Ganondorf were surprised by what they had to wear. Just like the Wii Fit Trainer, everyone was in yoga shirts and shorts and was barefoot except for the Pokemon and Koopas which did not need clothing. Some of the smashers were having trouble adjusting to the new clothes.
"Man, this feels weird.", Ike said as he carefully walked over toward his mat, making sure his toes which were now uncovered didn't step on anything that could harm them.
"It is-a indeed weird sometimes.", Luigi said as he lifted his foot up and did a yoga stretch.
"I don't think I have been barefoot outside in such a while.", Ganondorf said as he stepped onto his mat and stretched his muscles, still feeling uncomfortable in his shirt and shorts.
"Well, for some of us this is normal!", Bowser said a he lifted his foot up and attempted to do the quad stretch, only to fall down and fail miserably.
"Well, I don't mind!", Wolf said as he stretched out his back.
"That's because you have feet that are padded and made for this! Even Fox isn't having that much issue like us soft feet!", Dark Pit said as he swung his shoulders in a circle.
"Well, I guess I'm just lucky.", Wolf said as the rest of the villain smashers just shrugged their shoulders as they watched the hero smashers begin yoga...and fail miserably at it.
"Come on, do the quad stretch!", one of the yoga instructors said.
"Gladly!", the Wii Fit Trainer said. However, most of the smashers were having a hard time.
"Almost, almost...", Mario said as he pathetically tried the quad stretch. But as soon as he lifted his foot off the ground, a snap was heard from his back, which made him cry out in pain.
"AAAAHHHHH!", he yelled as he let go of his leg and rolled onto the ground. Link was busy doing the yoga tree pose in order to gain balance.
"Balance, balance, bal...AAAHHHH!", he screamed as he suddenly fell down and onto his face, failing the pose. Fox was busy doing a split on the ground, but was having trouble holding it.
"Come on, hold it!", Fox said tensely as he wrapped his hand around his foot and held onto his pad while he felt all the pain in his legs.
"Hey Fox, don't you usually do a split kick, why are you having trouble?", Sonic asked as he was doing the tree pose. Fox then looked up as he gave a tensed look.
"Those are just for a few seconds, this is for a couple of minutes.", he explained.
"So why are you doing it if you are in so much pain?", Sonic asked as he nearly fell off balance.
"Because I want to remain flexible.", Fox said.
"Why?", Sonic asked.
"Because of Samus.", Fox answered as he looked at her, she was having no problem doing some yoga stretches.
"Oh...but she's already extremely flexible, why do you have to worry?", Sonic asked.
"Because I want to be somewhat as flexible as her.", Fox answered.
"Why is flexibility important with you two?", Lucas asked as he was doing a perfect split.
"Yeah, I hear Mario saying he needs to get more flexible. What does that mean?", Toon Link asked while he held his yoga bridge position.
"Let's just say that it helps alot in your relationship.", Cloud said as he had trouble holding a sideways split.
"How?", both Lucas and Toon Link asked.
"You'll understand when you're older. Now help me Link and Fox, my legs have cramped up!", Snake said as he was stuck in a split position. Link and Fox then groaned as they stood up and grabbed one of Snake's legs, Fox at the front leg and Link at the back leg. However, the villain smashers took notice of this.
"He he! You busy remember how-a funny Fox's voice was when Wolf kicked him in the balls?", Wario asked as he tried pulling his shirt down, but to no avail because of his fat. The villain smashers nodded their heads as they remembered the incident.
"Yeah, why?", Bowser asked. Wario then grinned evilly at them.
"Watch!", Wario said as he snuck over towards Link, who was crouching behind Snake. When he was right behind him, Wario lifted his foot and and stomped hard onto Link's tendon. Link then shot up as he held onto Snake's leg.
"AAAAHHHHH!", Link yelled as he pulled Snake's leg back, making the soldier feel his leg in pain.
"AAAAHHHHH!", Snakd also yelled as his other leg suddenly shot up in pain and kicked Fox in between the legs. Fox's pupils then shrunk again as he rolled over in pain all over again.
"OOOOOOWWWW! WHY DOES SOMEONE ALWAYS KICK ME IN THE BALLS!", Fox yelled as his voice went all nasally again while the villain smashers laughed at him.
"HE HE! THAT'S TOO FUNNY!", Bowser said as he wiped a tear from his eye.
"HA HA! SUCKS TO BE YOU!", Bowser Jr. antagonized.
"HEH HEH! I always like it when someone gets kicked there, their voices always get so high and nasally!", King Dedede said as he grinned at Fox who was still hanging onto himself while rolling over.
"So, you like it when they-a get nasally huh?", King Dedede then turned around and saw Dr. Mario standing right in front of the him. King Dedede's eyes widen in horror as he saw Dr. Mario draw his foot back.
"NOW WAIT! DON'T YOU DARE...OOOOOOWWWW!", King Dedede yelled as Dr. Mario kicked him in the exact same spot as Fox. King Dedede then fell down and began to cry tears of pain.
"OOOOOOWWWW!", WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU!?", King Dedede yelled as his voice went from his usual Texan accent to a high squeaky voice. Dr. Mario just grinned as he watched Dedede cry in pain.
"That's-a for tattling on-a me.", Dr. Mario said smugly.
"Come everyone, let us clear our heads by achieving perfect balance.", one of the yoga instructors said.
"By clearing our heads of both good and evil?", Ryu asked.
"Not like that, like this!", the instructor said as he literally stood up on one foot and began to hum to himself to clear his mind. The smashers then looked at each other and shrugged as they began to hold different yoga positions. However, most of the smashers were having trouble keeping balance, literally.
"WHOA!", Megaman yelled as he fell down onto the ground.
"ARRRGHHH!", Fox, Falco, and Wolf yelled as the three simultaneously fell down.
"LEG CRAMP!", Snake yelled as sat down and began stretching his leg. The instructor looked up at the noise, but smiled at what he saw.
"Ah! Someone who has achieved perfect balance!", he said as the smashers looked back and saw Pikachu balancing on his tail while giving a broad smile.
"Pika! Pika pika!", he said cheerfully at the praise he got.
"Showoff!", Fox grumbled as he got back up onto his legs.
"Stupid mouse!", Link said as he set his foot down.
"How can-a you achieve perfect balance!?", Mario said as he stood up from where he had fallen earlier.
"Man, I wish he was as fat as when he first joined, then he wouldn't have perfect balance!", Captain Falcon said as Pikachu smirked at them.
"Naw, I like how things he has gotten. Though he would still be cute.", Samus said as she stood up. Pikachu then jumped onto his feet and ran over toward Samus and ran up her leg onto her shoulder. Pikachu then rubbed his head underneath Samus's chin as Samus held onto him.
"Pikachu!", the Pokemon said.
"Yes, you are cute!", she said.
"Alright, we all are stretched out, let's go running now!", the instructor said as he turned around and started jogging towards the beach. However, he soon stopped running when he realized that he didn't hear anyone following him. He turned around and saw everyone just standing there. The instructor then lifted his thumb and pointed towards the beach.
"Come on! We must go jogging now!", he restated.
"In our bare feet!?", Ganondorf asked in a disrespected tone.
"Yes!", the instructor said, "It will help you feel the earth."
"But what if we get hurt?", Lucas asked.
"Or if our clothes get sweaty?", Sonic asked since he was made to wear the clothes since he was barefoot like everyone else.
"Don't worry! And by the way, you will probably have to do an extra lap around the island because of your speed.", the instructor said to Sonic. Sonic then grinned as he was complimented.
"Why thank...wait a minute, we're jogging around the whole island?", Sonic asked.
"Yes, the trip around the whole island will be one mile, a good workout for your body and spirit. Now let's go.", the instructor said as he made his way down to the beach. Suddenly, a female instructor came along beside him.
"But remember, we must run with our feet, no levitating, flying, or swimming. I say that because of you.", she said as she pointed towards Mewtwo and Squirtle. Squirtle had a sulking face on since he loved the water. Mewtwo, however, had a shocked face.
"WHAT!?", he yelled, "I have to run!?"
"Yes, or it will be counted against you. You don't want that do you?", she asked as Mewtwo gave her a scowl, but complide as he came onto the beach.
"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!", he yelled though.
"Get used to it!", Ganondorf smirked as they waited for the signal. Soon, the signal was given and they began running.
Ness sat on the floor with his legs crossed as he, Master Hand, and Dr. Ethun Sia began meditating. Ness then closed his eyes as he focused even harder.
"Congratulations! You've done it!", Ness then opened his eyes only to see that they weren't in the same room. In fact, it looked like they were on a different planet! Ness could only see bright green, blue, and yellow as Dr. Ethun Sia suddenly floated up and began moving his arms around, making what appeared to be magical circles forming around where he moved his hands.
"What is that?", Ness asked.
"This is our mind, where power is greater than ever! Try it!", Dr. Ethun Sia said as he motioned towards his guest. Master Hand then moved his fingers as green circles appeared. Ness then took a deep breath as he focused his hands and made some finger motions as well as bright colors glowed all around him.
"YES! That's very good! Let's continue.", Dr. Ethun Sia said as he went back to meditating, followed by Master Hand and Ness.
"Well that wasn't so bad.", Ganondorf said as he took a drink of water. He, Dr. Mario, Captain Falcon, Marth, Ike, Link, Zelda, Samus, Meta Knight, Pikachu, Shulk, Luigi, Peach, Red, Megaman, Snake, Ryu, Cloud, and Bayonetta were done running and were relaxing. They waited on a platform that they got to by a beach sandstone staircase. On the platform was tables and chairs since where they stopped was right next to the hotel on the island. They were waiting on their fellow smashers as they had a drink.
"Yeah, it actually felt good!", Bayonetta said as she stretched her arms.
"And this guy was first again!", the instructor said as Pikachu gave a hearty smile.
"Pikachu!", he said.
"I'm surprised we made it!", Pit suddenly said as he, Dark Pit, Palutena, Squirtle, and Wario came up to the others. Wario then noticed some fruit and immediately ran over towards it.
"How are you feeling?", Ike asked as Palutena took a drink of water. She then shook her head as she set the water cup down.
"This goddess must start running more.", she said.
"Almost-a...*huff*...there!", the smashers then looked down and facepalmed themselves as Mario, Sonic, Bowser, Fox, Falco, and Wolf came running up the stairs at a slow pace as they gasped for air. Once they got up, they all collapsed onto the ground. The instructor then came up and gave them a confused look.
"I thought you three were runners?", the man asked as he pointed at Mario, Sonic, and Fox. The three then vainly tried to stand up before collapsing. They then crawled over towards the drink table and grabbed a cup of water.
"That's-a only in the tournament.", Mario said as he took an unhealthy gulp before grabbing his stomach in pain.
"Hey, I had to do two laps!", Sonic wheezed.
"But you still lost!", Snake laughed.
"By who?", Sonic asked. Snake then pointed at Pikachu as Sonic and Fox then stood up and glared at the Pokemon.
"YOU!", they both shouted as Pikachu stuck his tongue out them as they grew even angrier. Samus then picked the Pokemon up and hugged him.
"It seems that you are doing an excellent job Pikachu!", she said cheerfully as Pikachu gave her a big smile.
"Hey, we're doing great aren't we?", Sonic asked as he motioned towards the ones who just arrived.
"Nope.", the instructor said as he wrote their scores on his phone while the ones he said were bad gave sulking expressions.
"AARRGGHHH!", the smashers then saw Mewtwo come up the steps as his eyes looked like they would bulge out any moment. He then sat down and used his telekinesis to grab a cup of water.
"GUH! How do you lower life forms run like this!? This was terrible!", he exclaimed as he rubbed his feet.
"I know! I was apparently too slow!", Sonic said flabbergasted.
"Come now, let's meditate while we wait for the others.", the instructor said as he sat down and began meditating. Everyone else then followed as more and more smashers finished and joined them. Soon, almost five minutes had passed when one Koopaling came running up the steps.
"So...*huff*...how did I...*wheeze*...do?", Bowser Jr. asked as he leaned against a chair.
"Not bad, about seventeen minutes, typical for someone your age.", an instructor said.
"See son? You did well!", Bowser said cheerfully.
"Come meditate with us, there's one person left.", the instructor said as Jr. walked over to Bowser and sat next beside him. The smashers and the instructors then began to meditate, and meditate, and meditate some more, and meditate, and meditate...after about an hour, the instructor then began to get irritated.
"Okay, we have been out here an hour, still waiting on one person! Who could possibly be this slow!?", he angrily yelled.
"LOOK! THERE!", Pit shouted as everyone saw on the horizon a blue dot coming. Once the dot was in sight and recognizable, the smash villains then facepalmed themselves.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!", Ganondorf yelled as they recognized their colleague, the one and only extremely fat King Dedede.
"I...*huff**puff*...don't know...*huff*...if I can...*puff*...make it!", the penguin yelled as he was moving at a slow rate while the smashers were glaring at him.
"DEDEDE, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING US!", Roy yelled as King Dedede collapsed onto the floor and wheezed for air.
"Well, it can't get any worse than this...", Link said.
"Actually, it-a can.", Dr. Mario said as he looked at King Dedede's time. "Dedede, your-a time is an hour and twenty minutes, your-a best time yet. The smashers then widened their eyes and immediately facepalmed themselves and groaned.
"HOW on earth did they let YOU into this tournament!", Marth yelled as King Dedede looked like he could faint any moment.
"We still have-a no clue!", Luigi said as the rest of the original twelve besides Ness nodded their heads in agreement.
"Come, we have one more exercise.", the instructor said as the smashers got up as the smash villains had to drag King Dedede along with them.
"This exercise is interesting!", Master Hand said as he, Ness, and Dr. Ethun Sia were levitating what appeared to be above the smash mansion. Ness couldn't help but look around and spot all of landmarks that he knew in my city.
"Come along Ness, clear your mind!", Dr. Ethun Sia said as he took a deep breath.
"Okay!", Ness said as he took a deep breath and followed. "This is so great, I can't help but feel..."
"Ness..."
"Ness then shot open his eyes as he looked around and nearly fell backwards by what he saw. Next to an unaware Dr. Ethun Sia sat a black shadow with red eyes and black pupils. Ness blinked a few times to make sure he wasn't hallucinating before narrowing his eyes and pointing at the figure.
"YOU! YOU WERE THE ONE IN MY DREAM!", Ness shouted.
"Ness?", Master Hand and Dr. Ethun Sia asked. Ness then let a surge of energy build up in his hands as he focused his attention on the shadow.
"I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN!", Ness exclaimed.
"Ness!?", suddenly Ness felt himself being pushed back as he rolled on the carpet floor. From what his eyes could tell him, he was out of his meditation and back into the real world again. Ness then started getting up as he shook his head.
"Are you alright Ness? I'm sorry I had to push you.", Ness then looked up, only to jump back in shock. Half of Dr. Ethun Sia's was his normal face and the other half was all black and an eye that was red and had black pupils!
"Ness, are you alright?", Ness heard in two different voices. Ness then grabbed Dr. Ethun Sia and threw his against the wall and pinned him there with his telekinesis.
"GIYGAS! I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!", Ness shouted. Master Hand then stood up.
"NESS!"
"NOW IT'S TIME TO...OHHHH!", Ness said as Master Hand whacked him behind the head and made him fall unconscious as Dr. Ethun Sia was then let go of the boy's telekinetical grip. Master Hand then picked Ness up as he turned around towards the doctor.
"Are you alright?", Master Hand asked as Dr. Ethun Sia nodded his head.
"Yes, but I now see your problem..."
"That's-a it?", Mario asked as he and the rest of the smashers looked at a thirty foot tall platform. The platform also had different branches going out, each with their own pads used in gymnastics. The instructors at the top nodded their heads.
"Yes, just jump up as high as you can.", the said. However, the smashers just shook their heads.
"But me and-a Luigi always clear hundreds of feet when we-a jump!", Mario stated. The instructors then gave a sly grin.
"Yes, but you only have one jump to do!", they said. The smashers then facepalmed themselves.
"Of course there was a missing detail.", Falco groaned.
"Now, show us how high you can go!", one of the instructors said as the smashers took a step back, leaving Mario in front to go first. Mario then shrugged his shoulders as he jumped up. Mario made it to the fourth highest platform as he grabbed the ledge and pulled himself up.
"Not bad, next!", soon Little Mac came and jumped up to the second lowset platform as he pulled himself up.
"For a boxer, that was alright, next!", King Dedede then came up and bent down as he focused on all of his energy.
"Come on, you can do this!", King Dedede shouted as he gave the highest jump he could possibly do...just making it to the two feet platform, the lowest platform. The smashers just facepalmed themselves as King Dedede began to cry. The rest of the smashers followed with Fox, Link, Captain Falcon, and Snake making it to the nine feet platform, the fifth highest platform. Ganondorf then made it to the twelve foot platform as he pulled himself up where he found Pit and Dark Pit.
"Gef off!", Dark Pit said coldly as he pointed at a nervous Pit.
"But Pitto, we made it together!", Pit pleaded.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT AND GET OFF!", Dark Pit yelled as he kicked Pit in the chest, making the angel fall to the lower platform. Mewtwo and Wolf then made it up to the sixth platform as they watched Pit fall to the lower one.
"I'm not even going to ask this one.", Wolf said as they looked down and saw Pikachu jump and make it to seventeen feet platform, the seventh highest platform.
"CURSE YOU!", Fox and Captain Falcon yelled as Pikachu smirked and made some faces at them. Samus then stepped forward and jumped to the twenty-seven feet platform, the ninth platform. Peach, Zelda, Bayonetta, Cloud, Fox, and Pikachu then cheered her on.
"Oh, looks like we have a champion! Too bad none of you can make it to the tenth platform, the highest platform.", the female instructor said as the last two smashers were left. Luigi then stepped forward as he prepared himself.
"Come on, come in!", Luigi said as he let himself go and soared up to the thirty foot platform, the highest platform where the instructors were at. The instructors had their jaws drop as the smashers began cheering Luigi on. Luigi then put on a confident smile as he did a little dance.
"Oh yeah! Go Weegee! Go Weegee!", he said as the instructors looked down at the final smashers and snickered to themselves, it was Wario.
"Want to bet he only makes it to the lowest platform?", the make instructor said.
"Deal!", the female instructor said. Wario hear this and grinned as he steadied himself.
"Prepare to lose-a all of your money!", Wario shouted as he jumped and made it to the twenty-five feet platform, the fourth highest platform. The instructors jaw dropped again as Wario laughed while Mario was fuming.
"ARE-A YOU KIDDING ME!? EVEN WARIO WAS FASTER AND COULD JUMP HIGHER THAN-A ME!", Mario yelled. Wario was laughing intensely when he noticed Samus and widedned his evil grin. He then reached out his hand and grabbed her foot and began pulling her.
"HEY! LET GO!", Samus yelled as Wario continued pulling.
"CONTINUE THAT AND I'LL KILL YOU!", Fox yelled as Wario continued pulling, however, receiving a kick from Samus because of it.
"LET GO OF THE BABE!", Snake shouted.
"ENOUGH! LAY YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!", Mewtwo yelled as he used his telekinesis to grab Wario and make him let go. Mewtwo then floated Wario down to where he was as he glared at the fat man.
"No one in our group is allowed to touch Samus but me, period.", Mewtwo warned as Wario glared back at him.
"HEY! ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE HER!", Wolf exclaimed as he grabbed onto Mewtwo, making Mewtwo lose focus on Wario as Wario landed on the ground and tackled them, making the three fight as the rest of the smashers got off the platforms while the instructors looked at them.
"What are we going to do?", the male instructor asked as he looked back. Wario grabbed Wolf from behind as Wolf kicked Mewtwo underneath the chin.
"Don't worry, they'll come eventually.", Marth said as the other smashers went to get changed for the hot springs.
"Hot-a springs here we come!", Mario said as he and a bunch of the hero smashers came running out of the men's room and towards the hot spring. However, they stopped in their tracks when they saw the villain smashers already there with Mewtwo, Wolf, and Wario separated. The hero smashers then cursed to themselves as they set their towels to the side and hot into the hot spring. The hot spring was bubbling and all nice in warm as the heroes relaxed in the nice water.
"Ahh...so relaxing after a hard-a workout.", Mario sighed happily as the hero smashers nodded in agreement.
"Yes, even if Zelda can't be here, this is still good.", Link said as he stretched his arms along the edge of the hot spring.
"Man, if only the other babes could be here...", Snake said as he began to daydream.
"Pervert.", Sonic chuckled as Snake was brought out of his trance.
"YOU'RE DEAD WHEN WE GET BACK!", Snake yelled at Sonic who was laughing.
"Not as dead you will be when we get to fight!", Bowser yelled at the hero smashers. The hero smahsers then glared at Bowser, then every villain smasher as they saw they too were glaring at them.
"Oh yeah!? You can-a forget about it Bowser!", Luigi spat.
"Pika! Pika pika!", Pikachu shouted at Mewtwo while shaking his paw at the psychic Pokemon. Mewtwo then galred at the mouse while having his eyes turn blue instead if their normal purple shade.
"Don't you dare come between me and my plans inferior rat!", Mewtwo said venomously.
"I'm going to make you suffer Fox!", Wolf spat at his nemesis as Fox growled back at him.
"You've already caused enough damage!", he shouted as two workers came by and gave confused looks.
"Guys, maybe we should keep this down?", Cloud asked.
"HAH! I'll never listen to you weakling!", Bowser said with an evil smile.
"Too bad he who fails to listen is one to ignore!", Ryu said. The villain smashers then glared at him as Mewtwo pointed a finger at Ryu.
"Hey now! You shut..."
"You guys are-a too noisy!", Wario exclaimed as he got up and left the hot spring for the men's room.
"WARIO! DON'T INTERRUPT ME!", Mewtwo yelled, "As I was saying, you..."
"Hey, why did it stop bubbling?", Lucas asked. The adult male smashers then looked at the water and noticed it stopped bubbling.
"Huh? Why did it stop?", Wolf asked. Suddenly, the two workers came up to the smashers.
"Wait, did you guys say it was bubbling?", one of them asked in a British accent. The smashers then nodded their heads as the man looked at his colleague.
"Bob?", the man asked.
"Hey, the timer says it stopped about half an hour ago.", the man said in an American accent. The smashers then widened their eyes in horror as they looked back at where Wario had gone.
"But that means...", Fox said in a scared tone. Snake then looked at the workers and cleared his throat.
"Exuse me, but do you guys have any soap?", Snake asked.
"Yes, but only a bar.", the British worker said. Snake then looked back at the smashers and gave a huff.
"Well, I guess that's what it means...", he said.
"What what means?", Toon Link asked.
"It means...EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!", Snake suddenly yelled as he ran towards the men's room as the rest of the male smashers followed him.
"Well, thank-a you for all you could do.", Dr. Mario said as he shook Dr. Ethun Sia's hand.
"No problem old friend.", the man smiled as Master Hand beeped the horn.
"Oh! That's-a means I have to go! We'll-a keep in touch!", Dr. Mario said as he waved goodbye as Master Hand pulled the bus around and onto the train again. The train then took off as Master Hand groaned in his seat.
"Well, so much for that idea.", he said.
"Yeah, too bad you couldn't enjoy watching these losers work out!", Crazy Hand laughed as the smashers glared at him.
"Hey! Uncool!", Peach yelled.
"Why couldn't he-a workout!", Wario grumbled as he was walking back to his seat with a drink. But as soon as he took another step, Luigi and Cloud kicked him, one with his own butt cheek to kick as Wario fell down. Wario then stood up and glared angrily at them.
"WHAT-A WAS THAT FOR!?", he yelled.
"FOR THE HOT SPRING!", they both yelled.
"Smashers, how about you all SHUT UP!", Master Hand yelled as the smashers remained quiet as ever. Master Hand then grained as he looked at the still unconscious Ness.
"We better find out what's going on and soon!", he said.
The smashers then pulled up to the smash mansion as everyone got off and went to their own beds. Master Hand carried Ness to his bed and tucked him in as he turned out the light and closed the door before floating down the road to his and Crazy Hand's room.
"Ness, please get better soon!"
(Author's note)
Wow! Eleven thousand words! The most in any of my stories! That's an accomplishment! Anyways, to make this short, thank you for keeping up, but I may not be able to upload in about a month, just be patient as usual. Thank you all and please send me your reviews, I would love to see them. Until next time, au revoir! I don't own any of the characters, all characters belong to their respective owners.