A/N: Time for the Chunin Exams! I promise that the preliminaries will be great but don't expect the same matches since I already have a plan for the Finals. Anyways thanks for the 100 reviews and I'm sorry if I didn't reply for the last 9 chapters. Enjoy!
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Legend
"…normal..."
"…thoughts..."
"…Kyuubi & Inner Sakura talks/Jutsu..."
"…Kyuubi thinks…"
Chapter 10: Some Filler and the First Exam
Somewhere on the way back to Konoha…
"Satsuki!" yelled Naruto.
"Hn?" hned Satsuki.
"If possible, can you teach me the Swallow Drive?"
"Why exactly?"
"It looks so cool and I do need taijutsu. Especially since I can't even lift Shadow Fox."
"Well first off, how many of the chakra gates can you open?"
"The gates? I haven't trained my body to withstand the amount of pressure the gates leave off. But I should open the same amount. I say up to the third gate."
"Hmm, well I can't teach you but I know somebody who taught me."
"Really…wait. Is it Super Fuzzy Eyebrows?"
"Super Fuzzy Eyebrows?"
"Maito Gai, or as he calls himself: Konoha's Prideful Green Beast!" Naruto yelled while striking a pose.
"Don't do that!" Satsuki whacked his head. "Super Fuzzy Eyebrows, that's good. It's not Fishbowl Head; it's actually a close friend of mines."
"Fishbowl Head, that's good. Who is it?"
"You probably know her already."
"Okay…anyways, since you're staying in Konoha where are going to live?"
"Where else but your place. Our house got destroyed by the Kyuubi no Kitsune, I already got kicked out of my apartment shortly after I got my ninja status on hiatus because I made too much noise, and Arashi was still single and lived in an a apartment."
"Ah yes, it was a nice looking house."
Normally by the end of the week the group has already reached Konoha by now if they didn't take directions from an eternally lost boy.
Somewhere…
"Where are we?" asked Haku.
"RANMA! Get back here!" yelled a tomboy with a mallet.
"No way! Ack, cold water." said girl-type Ranma.
And soon came yells from fiancées and rivals, explosions, and Happosai stealing a copy of Icha Icha Paradise from Naruto under his nose.
"This place is so fucked up." thought Pinky
"I don't care, this is wasting my time." thought Moody.
"Wow, this okonomiyaki is really good." thought and ate Garbage Disposal.
"Hmm, that purple haired chick has one hell of a chest" thought Scarecrow.
"Wow, sake and pocky in vending machines. This place is great!" thought Future Drunk/New Itachi.
"Damn, that old man is worse than Ero-sennin. HEY, that fucking bastard stole my copy of Icha!" thought Moron.
"Nerima is just as chaotic as ever." thought Furball.
Somewhere else…
"RANMA! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!" yelled Ryoga in what it appears to be F City (insert yells, cheers of Lord Il Palazzo, and a really loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!").
About 3 days later in the right universe…
"Wow, Konoha looks the same." said an amazed Satsuki.
"Anyways I have to give my report to Hokage-sama. Satsuki, I expect you to do the same." Kakashi said.
"Yeah yeah." Satsuki said as Kakashi disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"I need a shower. Later." said Sakura.
"Whatever." brooded Sasuke.
"I'm heading back to the apartment. I'll see you later." said Haku.
"Okay then, now tell me who's teaching me the Swallow Drive." said Naruto.
"First off, take me to Nemuri's place."
"Huh?"
At Nemuri's House of Style…
"Oy, Nemuri-neechan!" yelled Naruto with no reply or the usual zzz's.
"Oh great, she fell asleep again." groaned Satsuki. "It's Lollapalooza again."
They each searched through the store but they couldn't find the narcoleptic.
"Damn, we searched through the whole store and we…" Naruto huffed while sitting on a pile of clothes.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." zzz from somewhere.
"…find her under me."
They threw off the clothes and found her sleeping like a log.
"I'll handle this." she sighed before taking a deep breath and yelled "MAGGOT! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT OF BED AND DROP ANG GIVE ME 500!" which Nemuri immediately stood up.
"HAI, IZUMI-SENSEI!" Nemuri yelled, doing a mock salute. However before she did the push-ups, she realized she wasn't 13 any more. "Huh? Naruto-kun. What brings you here?"
"Ask Satsuki-oneechan." Naruto points at Satsuki.
A long pause before…
"SATSUKI-CHAN!" Nemuri yelled before giving Satsuki a bone-crushing hug.
"Ack! Nemuri, I can't breathe." Satsuki said, turning blue before Nemuri broke off the hug.
"Sorry, anyways what brings you back to Konoha?"
"First I like to be an active Jonin again since I'm nearly broke. And second Naruto here wants to learn the Drive techniques."
"The Drive techniques huh? Alright but first of all, how many pounds are you wearing?"
"About 300 lbs."
"Perfect, meet me tomorrow at your training spot at 3:00 P.M."
"Alright, I'm heading to Ichiraku's. Anybody up for ramen?" offered Satsuki.
"ME!" waved Naruto.
"You're paying for it. I'm broke."
"…damn freeloading cheapass Jonin." pouted Naruto.
"Nemuri, how about you."
"Sure."
And so they went to Ichiraku's where Nemuri chose Shrimp Ramen, Naruto with the usual 15 bowls of miso ramen with pork topping, and (much to the dismay of Naruto, his finances, and his now-thin wallet) Satsuki chose two bowls of the Full House Special (it's an extra large bowl with everything in it).
"You want to make me pay for your Full House special?! But that's the most expensive thing on the menu. What kind of sister are you?" said Naruto.
"The freeloading kind. Now shut up or I'm kicking out of your room and claim it as mine." said back Satsuki with Naruto pouted in return.
"Damn cheapass, freeloading, room-stealing sister."
"They're brother and sister alright." thought Nemuri.
The next day (nothing else happen except that Haku has a new roommate) …
"Alright Naruto, pay attention. The Drive techniques rely on fast combos followed by a finisher. With practice you can keep the rhythm going but try to not to keep it too long. The Drive also requires you to open the first gate so if you use it you have only one shot to take out your opponent. The Drive has two techniques: Swallow and Buster Drive. The other techniques are whatever you come up with, just as long as you keep the rhythm. You already seen the initial form of the Swallow Drive so all I need to teach you is the Buster Drive. Watch."
She rushed in to a nearby tree and unloaded a fury of kicks at the tree and ends it with a chakra-enhanced kick, sending it out of Konoha and into Otogakure airspace.
"W.O.W." Naruto is all bugged eyed with a O for a mouth.
"She's good for a narcoleptic." agreed Kyuubi.
"This is the basic form of the Buster Drive without the use of the first gate because right now I don't need all that power. Since I've been using the technique longer I'm able to pull off more combos and also keep the opponent within the battlefield. The other techniques are whatever you can come up with. Now let's see how well you do the Buster Drivewithout the gate." Nemuri lectured.
"Okay!" Naruto said. He released the weights on his body and did his variation of the Buster Drive, all up to the finisher where instead of sending the tree out of Konoha he messed up a bit and accidentally sent it straight up into the sky.
"Oops."
"Hmm, interesting. If you could combine that with the Swallow Drive, you would have one hell of a technique."
"What, you never tried?"
"I have, but I rely on how much pain I inflict to whoever I fight on the ground. Now then, the Drive is powerful but like the Lotus it will strain your body. Now practice and I'll see you later." Nemuri left and walked 3 feet before falling asleep. Naruto sighed, picked her up and dropped her off at her place.
And so nothing much happened in the next few weeks except Satsuki tried cooking.
"What the hell is this?!" yelled Naruto.
"What, never seen Satsuki Style Curry of Heaven?" said Satsuki.
"I'm not eating this! Not only is it pitch black but it's also spicy as hell! And there's a freaking turtle in there!"
"You'll eat it or otherwise I'm taking Gama-chan away from you, no, I make sure that you will not have ramen for the next 3 months." She threatened which proceeded with a loud yell that can be heard all around and Naruto face all red while being face first in curry.
Somewhere in Rain country…
"Deidara, did you hear that?" asked Sasori.
"Yeah, someone ate some really spicy curry. I think it's the curry of life, yeah." said Deidara.
"Who would be stupid enough to eat that, besides you." said Sasori which made Deidara's eye twitch.
"Who are you calling stupid?"
"In this case you."
"At least I know that the true beauty of art is in a fleeting moment, yeah."
"No, true art is forever like a puppet and not some stupid chicken that explodes."
"DON'T CALL BOCO STUPID! AND AT LEAST I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE! YEAH!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALING OLD?!"
And soon enough it turned into their usual debate that required Kiryu, who was walking by, to use a technique that drove both of them into the air and in front of 'Leader'.
A week later…
"I keep telling you that we should kill the demon brat right now!" yelled a drunk.
"Yes, if we kill it now we'll be heroes!" slurred another.
"YEAH!"
They were about to head out of the bar but a certain blonde stepped in and kicked one of the drunks squarely in the face.
"OW, what was that for bitch?" yelled one of them.
Satsuki approached him and grabbed him by his shirt.
"Listen, if you ever threaten my family again I will personally see that I will kill you." threatened Satsuki.
"And who gives you the right to tell me that bitch!"
"His sister, also known as the cousin of the late Yondaime Hokage. Now unless you want to see the Pearly Gates early, I recommend that you leave him alone." Satsuki said with malice in both the tone of her voice and in her eyes. Seeing this side of her they backed off and left the bar. She sighed. "I never thought I have to show that side of myself again, or see my own brother ostracized like this."
"It's a sad sight really." said Haku as she walked in.
"Guess you know the pain of being alone huh?"
"For a while until I met Zabuza and Naruto-kun."
"You must really care for my brother huh?"
"I guess, after all he did take me in after Zabuza died."
"He may be an idiot but he has a good heart. It's too bad that the rest of the idiots can't see that. Alright how about I treat you to a drink."
"But I'm only 15."
"What, can't hold your own alcohol?"
"No, they reinforced underage drinking after some stupid looking Genin went on a drunken frenzy."
At 6 different points in Konoha Neji, Tenten, Lee, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke all sneezed at the same time. And so another time skip to the day of the Chunin Exams.
Naruto is walking some alleyway to the bridge where Team Seven meets when he's followed by a box with eyeholes.
'A box with holes. Must be Konohamaru. I know it's you Konohamaru, no rock has perfect edges and eyes!"
Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon came out of the box.
"Heh, as expected from my rival." grinned Konohamaru.
"Oh, it's just you guys. What do you want?"
"You promised us that you play ninja with us." said Moegi.
"Can't, I got to meet up with my team."
"What?! But you promise us you would play with us!" yelled Konohamaru.
"Ah crap, once again if I agree I'll be wasting my time. If I refused they'll just bug the hell out of me. Fine." Naruto agreed feeling defeated.
"A ninja playing ninja. How twisted is that." said a depressed Sakura.
"Let me guess, Sasuke turned you down again." Naruto asked which made her even more depressed.
Konohamaru takes a look at Sakura and gets some sort of idea. "Oh I get it bro."
"Huh?"
"She's your…you know." said a sly Konohamaru, raising his pinky up.
"HUH?!" Naruto yelled while Sakura twitched.
"Yeah, isn't she your girlfriend? I mean I don't know what you see in her but whatever floats your boat." Konohamaru smirked, unaware of the fact that Sakura is fuming in pure I'm-going-to-kill-you-fucking-ass kind of anger.
"Uh Konohamaru…" Naruto was cut off.
"I mean look at her ugly forehead. It's about as big as an Akimichi." said Konohamaru, once again unaware of the fact that insulting Sakura about her forehead is as big as a taboo as calling Ed short.
"Konohamaru-kun." said a concerned Moegi.
"What?"
"Look behind you." said a scared Udon. He looks behind to see Sakura in full Inner Sakura mode (Right now she unconsciously used her Uchinaru Sakura no Jutsu to bring out her inner self) a la Battousai mode.
"Bro, what do we do now?" said a scared shitless Konohamaru.
"Easy, RUN!"
As soon as he said that the quartet ran full speed in the opposite direction while Sakura chased after them with a mallet she pulled out of hammerspace.
"Bro, control your bull of a girlfriend." said Konohamaru which of course made Sakura gone full Battousai combined with Akane.
"Konohamaru, shut up and run!"
"GET BACK HERE!" yelled Sakura.
" NO WAY!" said the four.
"…and to think that I moved out of Nerima just to see this again." sighed a random bystander.
Now normally it'll take a lot to scare Kyuubi of anything but seeing Sakura as she is…
"Kit, run like hell! I haven't been this scared since Sanbi and Rokubi sang Sonny and Cher!"
Sometime later Naruto tripped.
"Save yourselves!" pleaded Naruto.
"Okay!" said the three as they ran off.
"I didn't mean it literally; I only meant it as a dramatic effect!"
Unfortunately Sakura caught up with Naruto and with one mighty swing she launched Naruto straight ahead into Kankuro, knocking both of them out.
"Kankuro, are you okay?" said Temari.
At this point everything else can be found in the anime/manga, besides Naruto and Kankuro completely unconscious, so there's no point in writing. So we'll jump ahead to a few hours later.
"Sorry I'm late but I saw a magpie on a wall and I was hoping to receive a message." lied Kakashi.
"LIAR!" yelled Sakura and Naruto.
"Uh yeah. Anyways I know it seems soon but I nominated you guys for the Chunin Exams. Here are your applications."
"I LOVE YOU KAKASHI!" hugged Naruto.
"Get off, I don't swing that way." said Kakashi.
"Even in this life he does something stupid as this." sighed Kyuubi.
"Even though I nominated you guys, it's up to you if you want to take it. That is all." said Kakashi as he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
A little later on the three went to where the Chunin Exams are held to see it packed. Since Naruto already knows what happened he instead went to the third floor to take a nap until the start of the First Exam.
In the belly of the beast Naruto is currently watching Kyuubi playing Twilight Princess.
"Hey kit, do you have a plan for confronting the fruitcake?"
"Yeah" said Naruto in a serious tone. "It's impossible for me to fight him right now so I plan to run before he bites Sasuke and lure my team away. That way I won't have to kill him and face that living hell again."
"Good plan. At your level you can take on a Tokubetsu Jonin but that's still not enough to take on a Sannin. Hell you can barely take on Frosty."
"Thanks for the positive reassurance." said Naruto sarcastically.
"Don't be like that, just train as hard as you can until the time is right."
"Time for what?"
"You'll see in four chapters."
A little later the room starts filling up and the Rookie Nine meet up again.
"Sasuke-kun!" yelled Ino, latching herself on Sasuke.
"Pig, get off of him!" yelled Sakura.
"Make me forehead!"
"Do us a favor and shut the fuck up." said Shikamaru while Choji is eating more chips.
"Yahoo! Found you!" cheered Kiba as Team 8 made their way to where everyone else is.
"Ano…where's Naruto-kun?" stuttered Hinata.
"Yeah, where is the idiot?" asked Shikamaru.
"The dobe is over there sleeping like a log."
"Heh, I got an idea." smirked Kiba.
Kiba went over to Naruto, hoping to pull off some trick. Unfortunately…
"BOOYAH FOX! Marth wins again!" yelled Naruto, hitting Kiba in the face.
"Ow, you asshole!" pained Kiba while holding his nose.
"Oh, sorry Kiba. Didn't see you there. Hehehehe "
"You best stay quiet. You're attracting attention. Name's Kabuto." said Kabuto as he walked over. While Kabuto talks Naruto glares at him.
"Damn bastard, I swear first chance I get I will rip out his guts, stuff it in his mouth, force him to swallow, and repeat the process over and over."
"Don't worry; we'll take out the Fruitcake's bitch before he ever reaches the Preliminaries."
"What do you have in mind?"
"Hehehehehehe." Kyuubi said with an evil gleam in her eyes.
"…and as you can see we have shinobi form Fire, Wind, Waterfall, Rain, Rock, and Sound who are here to take the exam…hmm interesting."
"What?" said everyone.
"Well apparently we have 3 Genin from Kirigakure."
"Yeah, so?" said Sasuke.
"Well among the hidden villages Mist is among the poorest villages and they did used to hold their version of the graduation exam. Mist has got to be desperate to send some of their shinobi to the Chunin exams."
At another part of the room said Mist-nin trio, which consists of a single male and two girls are overhearing their conversation.
"How rude. Calling us desperate." said one of the girls (Looks no older than 15 and no taller than 5ft.3. She's wearing a light blue open jacket with a light blue shirt, blue pants with sneakers, glasses, and earrings.) while reading a thick-bound book.
"Ah, don't let it get it to ya Shiori (Guidebook or Bookmark, reference to her hobbies in reading)." said the male (14, 5 ft.5. Wearing a blue shirt with khaki shorts, a straw hat, sandals, and hippie style sunglasses.)
"Says you Kisanji (relaxation). He called you desperate too." said Shiori.
"I know but unlike you I don't let petty insults like that get to me. And call me Sanji." said Sanji.
"Why you…" threatened Shiori.
"Shut up you two." said the other girl. (15, 5ft 6. Wearing a dark blue sleeveless shirt with ripped jeans, standard sandals, black headband, a fang earring on her left ear, and carries a large zanbatou covered in bandages. Her hitai-ate is tied to her left leg.).
"Sorry Nami." apologized Shiori.
"Yeah yeah." said Sanji.
"Why do I even bother." said Nami.
Just then a huge cloud of smoke appeared in the front of the classroom and as sson as the smoke cleared it revealed none other than Morino Ibiki.
"Alright maggots, listen up. I'm Morino Ibiki and from this point on I'm your worst nightmare." said Ibiki with a sadistic snigger.
While Ibiki was talking about the rules of the First Exam…
"Ha, this will be a piece of cake!" Naruto mentally cheered.
"You sure? Last time you passed by spewing out random heroic nonsense and at the Jonin Exams you were sweating buckets when you couldn't figure out the trajectory of (insert extremely complex equation)." stated Kyuubi in the middle of MGS4.
"Don't worry, after all I was a Jonin/ANBU." thought a 'proud Naruto.
"The exam will last one hour and…BEGIN!" said Ibiki.
"Okay let's see…next one…this one is a cryptogram…next one..." thought Naruto.
"These questions…they all require book smarts and experience a genius like me has. For an idiot like Naruto…" thought Sakura.
"Heh, I don't any of these." smirked Sasuke. "And what's up with the last question?"
"AH HELL, I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS!" cried Naruto mentally.
"And so the great Jonin known as the Shadow Fox learns that he's a moron. Join us next time in Death & Rebirth of the Blond Idiot!" announced Kyuubi.
"STOP WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND HELP ME OUT HERE FOX!"
"Nope, you're on your own. Of course I don't know the answer either but I won't tell him that. "
"Stupid fox."
"This test encourages cheating, which even Naruto won't be stupid enough to try. I know he won't try but…" thought Sakura.
"Alright, I have to act calm and CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT!" yelled Naruto mentally. "But how, I got nothing to cheat with!"
For everyone else Kiba used Akamaru to spy on everyone else, Shino used one of his bugs, Tenten used a ceiling mirror she placed earlier which Lee used to reflect on his hitai-ate since all he has is taijutsu, Dosu from sound used the sound made from the writing of the pencils, Neji uses the Byakugan to see through a body while Sasuke used Sharingan and struck gold with the person he copied. Ignoring who got disqualified Gaara used his Third Eye to view a paper from a distance while Kankuro used Karasu while asking to take a leak. The mist-nin Shiori simply used her book smarts, Nami used the reflection of some really transparent water she created to see another paper while Sanji simply relaxed and took a nap. Back with the distressed blond…
"40 minutes left and I still got nothing!"
"Naruto-kun, you can look at my test." whispered Hinata.
"Huh?"
"You can look at my answers."
"Huh, what? Oh right she has a crush on me like last time. Ano, why are you doing this for me?" he whispered, neglecting the fact that he said the same thing last time.
"Because…I don't want you to disappear here." she said while twiddling her fingers. "And it wouldn't be the Rookie Nine if there weren't all nine of us."
"Heh, I see. JACKPOT!" He was about to take a look when he remembered about the examiner and the rules of the test. "Sorry but I don't need to cheat."
"Huh?"
"Besides if you helped me cheat then you'll be in trouble as well and I don't want that to happen as well."
"Oh, I see. I'm sorry." Of course her heart points with Naruto rose a little with that little speech.
"Don't worry. Damn me and my stubbornness. I feel like standing on top of nowhere and yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" complete with Pedro style twin waterfall crying.
"And the idiot loses again."
While Sakura finished writing…
"Looks like the forehead has stopped. For once I'll acknowledge your big head and your smarts. Time for my jutsu." Ino thought.
She performed the seal for Shintenshin no Jutsu and tried performing it on Sakura. However Sakura dropped her pencil and went to pick it up. Instead of hitting pinky she instead hit the blond idiot.
"Damn, she hit Naruto." thought Shikamaru. "Guess I'm on my own."
"Great, we're doomed." thought Chouji.
Inside the mind of Naruto…
"Where am I?" said Ino.
"Inside the idiot's mind." said Kyuubi in her full demonic glory while playing Metal Gear.
"Who are you?"
"Don't tell anybody because if he goes so do me. I am the one and only Kyuubi no Kitsune."
"You're the fox that…"
"Yup and if you're wondering I'm a chick."
"No, it's just that I don't feel any malice."
"Believe me; being stuck in the kit's gut for 22 years will do that to you."
:"Huh?"
"Nevermind, besides you won't get any answers from me and you're wasting chakra. But before you go." Kyuubi approached her and gave her a kiss.
"Huh? Why am I feeling so hot all of a sudden? And why are her lips so soft." She thought before Kyuubi broke off the kiss.
"You know, I always wanted to try that on a mortal. Not bad, guess the Tenjin will be making an appearance soon. First stop, Kurenai."
Back outside…
"Damn, what was that." thought a confused Ino. (A/N: If you were hoping for a Yuri scene you may have to wait a while until I try to write it out since I can't write a lemon yet. Of course I do have to post it on adultfanfiction dot net since I plan to bring it out in its full glory)
Near the end of the test…
"Times up! We will begin the 10th question." announced Ibiki. He waits a while to see the faces of the Genin. "However, before we give it to you we must first see if you willing to choose to take it or not."
"Take it?" thought Sasuke.
"Choose? What happens if we don't?" said Temari.
"If you choose not to, then your points will be reduced to zero and your whole team fails."
"What?! Of course we'll take it." said a random Genin.
"You didn't let me finish. You can accept the question but if you fail, you not only fail the exam but also we'll ban you from any future Chunin Exam."
"What kind of stupid rule is that? We seen other guys who took the test before!" yelled/barked Kiba/Akamaru.
"He he he. It was unlucky for you guys that you got me as your proctor. My rules my way. This is why I gave you the option of quitting because if you quit then you have the opportunity to take it again. Now then let's begin the 10th question. Those who want to leave raise their hands"
While some Genin raise their hands…
"Damn if I fail I stay a Genin forever. If I leave then Sakura and Sasuke will skin my ass alive!" thought a distressed Naruto.
"Idiot! Did you forget last time!" yelled Kyuubi.
"Huh?" He remembers what happened last time. "Goddamn! I'm such an idiot."
"Damn right idiot."
After several teams decided to back out Naruto starts to raise his hand.
"Naruto...!!" thought Hinata, Sakura, and Sasuke.
"HA! I'LL NEVER RUN! Even if I become a Genin forever I will become Hokage no matter what!" yelled Naruto while standing on the desk, complete with the sunset background of the crashing waves on the rocks.
"Geez, we didn't have to see that." thought everyone else minus Sanji who's just woke up and Lee.
"OH! Naruto-kun's burns with the bright flames of youth!" cried Lee.
"Kit, how the hell did you do that?"
"I have no clue."
"Hm, this kid's moral outburst and Gai's background brought everyone's worries into pure confidence. And yet there are still 78 more left. No point stretching this any further. Alright those left standing………………………………………………..you pass!"
"Huh?!" said everyone else except Naruto.
"Ha, just like I planned."
"Idiot, you already did this."
"By the way, what happened between you and Ino?"
"He he he."
When she let out that small perverse laugh Naruto put 2 and 2 together and…
"What happened?" said Sakura.
"The idiot got another massive nosebleed." said Sasuke.
"Naruto-kun…" said Hinata.
Just then somebody broke through the window while throwing two kunai tied with a flag complete with the words Second Examiner, Mitarashi Anko, is Here! And standing in front of it is none other than Anko in her standard fishnet clothing with nothing under it complete with an orange skirt, trench coat, shin guards, custom gloves and pineapple style purple hair.
"This is no time to be celebrating! I'm your second examiner Mitarashi Anko, now let's go! Follow me!" she yelled with her fist in the air. However she didn't grasp the mood in the air and instead made a fool out of herself.
"Bad timing." said Ibiki.
"She's just as worse as Naruto." thought Sakura.
"78? Ibiki, don't tell me you passed 26 teams. You must be going soft." said Anko.
"It seems this year's bunch were an exception." said Ibiki.
"Whatever, it doesn't matter because by the time I'm done with them there will be less than half of you left."
When she said that the mood in the air turned into fear and worry.
"My blood boils in excitement. This should be fun." said Anko with a hint of pleasure in her voice and eyes which creeped out the Genin more. "The exam will start tomorrow so ask your Jonin sensei about the time and place. Oh and Pinky?"
"Yes?"
"Tell Kakashi I said hi." Anko said with more sadism. "That is all, Dismissed."
And so they left the room with Sasuke once again dragging Naruto's body to his apartment.
A/N: Nothing else to say.
Jutsu list:
Swallow Drive – see chapter 9
Buster Drive – It's basically a series of ultra-fast kicks and punches followed by a chakra enhanced finisher
Uchinaru Sakura no Jutsu (Inner Sakura Technique)
Shintenshin no Jutsu (Mind Transfer Technique)