Total Humor Island
Episode 10: A dirty one.
Lindsay had a pet beaver, which she called Beaver. Tyler had a pet rooster, and he called it Cock.
One day, Beaver was out in the field, when it looked like it would rain. Beaver didn't want to catch a cold, so she ran toward Lindsay. Lindsay opened an umbrella, but the wind blew it away. Lindsay and Beaver were getting wet now.
Tyler had taken Cock out for a walk, when he noticed it was starting to rain. He took shelter at a gazebo. The same gazebo shared by Lindsay and Beaver.
Tyler had noticed Lindsay was a little wet. So, he took off his jacket and gave it to her. Cock noticed that Beaver was a little wet, so he started crowing at her.
The wind was blowing hard now, and the rain was hitting Lindsay again. She was wetter than before. So, Tyler dried her off with his undershirt. Beaver was wetter now, so Cock began to hiss.
A tree branch had fallen into a puddle that had formed near the gazebo and the splash it Lindsay head on. She was soaked now. So, Tyler took off his pants and used those to dry her off. Beaver was also soaked. This made Cock so angry, he had a heart attack from the fury he had, and died.
The moral of this story? When Lindsay's Beaver gets wet, Tyler's Cock gets stiff.