DISCLAIMER: ……guess what?
A/N: Again, this one's under the radar, folks. I am SO SORRY about the delay, we're in the tweaking process now. New chapter should be up by Saturday.
Miroku steps out and stares at the readers.
Miroku: Lady Kagome was supposed to be here today to lead a tour. Unfortunately, she's ill today. **grins** However, I gladly offer MY service-
Sango: (offstage) Just show them the cuts!!!
Miroku: Sigh……
Miroku: **grins** Hello, ladies, might I inquire about your plans for the hour of freedom?
Kagome: **turns to Sango** We have an hour?
**Cast cracks up**
Miroku: What's my line again?
Inu-Yasha: Bloody processed cows….
Miroku: **nods** Oh yes, McDonald's….
CUT!
Kouga: We're leaving
**Gang walks out quietly. One boy trips and runs into another**
** Everyone laughs**
Miroku: Don't tell me YOU'RE a vegetarian
Kagome: Hey, I like meat just as much as the next person, thank you. But those are not cows you're eating on your quarter pounder
Miroku: Which is why I had the fish
Sango: Yanno, I seem to recall the disappearance of the cat that used to hang around out in the back of that place
Kagome: GROSS!!! Sango, you are just SICK!
Miroku: **eating** Quite tasty, Sango. You used your special sauce with the rice, I presume?
Sango: You mean the cat?
CUT!
Girl #1: Did you hear what happened today at lunch?
Kagome: **turns around in her desk** Tell me!!
CUT!
Kagome: Sorry!! **giggles** I had to do that.
Take 2
Girl #1: Did you hear what happened today at lunch?
Girl #2: You mean the fight?
Girl #1: Wanna guess who was in it?
Kagome: **turns around and looks angry** ME!!! It was me, okay?
**Class laughs**
CUT!
**Kagome sitting in class, doing work**
Intercom(aka Inu-Yasha): Attention Higurashi Kagome. Your mother called….she says your Grandfather used your tube of **snicker** hemroid crème. You'll have to pick up another tube on the way home. Oh and you're out of tampons….
**Class cracks up**
Kagome: Inu-Yasha!! **laughs**
Inu-Yasha: Shrine?
Kagome: Yeah, Souta and I live at the Sunset Shrine and I help Grandfather sometimes
**Inu-Yasha moves closer until they are nose to nose**
**Inu-Yasha starts to snicker**
Kagome: What?
Inu-Yasha: This stupid ribbon won't come out!!
**Kagome buries her face in Inu-Yasha's shoulder and laughs**
Inu-Yasha: This is WHY you can NEVER wear your hair like this again
**More laughter**
CUT!
Miroku: Nineteen pounds?
Kagome: Yeah, he's probably heavier than that now. I think if he gets any bigger, he's just gonna have to waddle everywhere
Miroku: Maybe I should come over here more often and use him as a dumb bell when I lift weights
Kagome: I don't know about that, every time Souta picks him up, Buyo kinda.....liquefies and looses his bones and lies like that for the longest time. So you might have a problem picking him up
**Buyo starts to purr REALLY LOUD**
Miroku: If I didn't know better, I'd say Buyo's having an orgasm….hey, he's vibrating too!!
Kagome: What are you doing to my cat?!
Miroku: Well…..
Kagome: KYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Noooooooo!!! **beats Miroku on the head with a rolled up newspaper** SICK SICK SICK!!!!!
CUT!
Sango: Wow, that's pretty bad. And here I was, thinking that you were just faking so you wouldn't have to be embarrassed facing Inu-Yasha today
Kagome: Huh?
Sango: You weren't embarrassed kissing him?
Kagome: WUD?!? I didii' kiss hi'!
Sango: Oh, come on, I saw you two playing suck face….
Kagome: WHAT!?
Miroku: (offstage) Was it good for you too?
CUT!
Sango: You don't think Kagome has the flu do you?
Miroku: I don't think so, from the symptoms you've described to me, it sounds like she just has a nasty cold
Inu-Yasha: **comes over early** Since when did you get your medical degree?
Miroku: (in a country accent) Frum doktersrus.com yuk yuk!!!
CUT!
**Camera zooms in on Inu-Yasha sketching**
**Inu-Yasha shows his paper to the camera without looking at the camera**
BUGGER OFF!!! **above that is a hand flipping a bird**
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. It's been a looooong day.