Author's Note- I know the first installment was a little disjointed and confusing but it was made on the rule of funny and such. I hope this one is still funny but a little more focused. I do use two people who are actually real for one scene and I have the utmost respect for these people and their countries. So please don't kill me.
Mama Caro Chapter 2
"Frieda, Neville," Sette and Quatro screamed as the pair was plucked out of their slumber party by a flaming chicken.
"What happened," Lindy and Megane called out as they rushed into the room.
"We were just about to play truth or dare when a flaming turkey appeared and kidnapped Frieda and Neville," Vivio replied.
"What are we going to do?" Einhart asked.
"Mom is out with everyone else dealing with the Huckebein crisis," Sette said.
"I'll go call headquarters," Lindy said.
"I'll see if I can get through to Lucretcia," Megane added.
"Where could they be," Vivio asked softly.
"Earth," Ixpellia replied.
"Why Earth," Lindy asked.
"Well Frieda and Neville are originally from Earth and they both remember some scary mages killing their parents. Plus, there were those letters a couple years back," Ixpellia replied.
"Yeah, what the hell kinda school is Hogwarts anyway, we couldn't find any explanation for it," Vivio said.
"What if it is real and they didn't take our lack of response for answer," Ixpellia explained.
"We need to go to Earth then," Sette said.
"That's all well and good but we won't be going anywhere without a ship, and we don't have a chance at getting a ride until your parents come back," Lindy explained.
"Crap," the girls muttered.
"Um, I know where we can get a ship," Quatro said softly.
"What, where," the others asked nearly jumping on the child cyborg.
"We are not stealing a ship," Lindy said forcefully channeling her inner admiral.
"It wouldn't actually be stealing, since well the previous owner died in it, and well she is related to Vivio," Quatro replied.
"You're not talking about what I think you're talking about," Megane gasped.
"Um, yeah I found it when I was being a bad girl, before I was punished. I don't know what the hell I would have used it for but I'm glad I got a chance to grow up with Cinque mama." Quatro explained.
"Sweet, now we can go save Frieda and Neville," Vivio exclaimed.
"You are not going to fly an ancient super weapon to Earth," Lindy ordered her arms crossed stomping her foot in frustration.
"But we need to save Frieda, and Neville, and now we have a way to get to Earth," Sette said.
"Do you even know how to fly a ship," Lindy shot back.
"I do," Ixpellia piped up. "It was required training in my kingdom, and aren't you an Admiral Lindy, so you should know how to fly a ship."
"Former," Lindy cursed under her breath.
"Perfect," Einhart said.
"And I can run the ships computers," Quatro added.
"You're going to do this regardless of what we say," Megane said.
"Yes," Sette replied.
"When in Belka," Megane shrugged as the girls quickly packed up their stuff.
"Let Operation save Frieda, and Neville begin," Quatro giggled.
"Maximum power," Vivio chanted.
"Absolute destruction," the rest chimed in.
That is so wrong…. who in the world decided Nanoha should raise children….. dooh!
The group easily made it to the buried cradle on the outskirts of the city flying low to avoid being picked up on the capital city sensor net. While still incredibly tight Quarto easily broke through the security systems she herself had set up in her former life.
"So how do we turn this thing on," Vivio said bouncing around the throne room before plopping down on the throne. "I am Kasier Vivio, and I command the cradle to take off." A loud rumble sounded throughout the ship as energy arced across the throne shocking Vivio. "Argh, that hurts like a starlight breaker," Vivio groaned as the other girls stared at them.
"Um, Vivio," Lindy asked staring at her granddaughter.
"What, moma says it's wrong to swear and nothing hurts more than a starlight breaker," Vivio said with a deeper voice.
"Quatro is that supposed to happen," Sette asked.
"I don't know," Quatro replied as the ship began to move.
"Hey why am I big," Vivio exclaimed examining her Amazonian form clad in a dark blue bodysuit.
"I'm not the only one," Ixpellia said happily shifting into an older form in a sexy Chinese dress.
"Me to," Einhart added dressed in short skirt with thigh high socks. Megane and Lindy could only stare in shock as three young girls pranced around as adults, while they were still kids.
"Incoming transmission," Quatro said opening up a screen above the throne.
"This is Admiral Lowran of the TSAB identify yourself," Letti ordered.
"Sorry about all of this Letti, but it seems the kids have gotten it into their heads to rescue their friend who was just kidnapped by a flaming bird of some sort," Lindy replied.
"Lindy, what the hell is going on? Where did you find the ship, better yet what the hell is it, and who is flying it," Letti replied as the real life Star Wars prop glided into the upper atmosphere.
"It's the Cradle of the Saint, the Flagship of Belkan Empire," Quatro explained. "Don't worry I promise to be a good girl this time. We are just using it to find Harry and Neville so please tell mom not to spank me this time. It's for a good cause I swear," Quatro pleaded subconsciously covering her behind.
"Ok, were in orbit now, what's next," Vivio asked as they looked down on Mid Childa.
"You need to stand down and wait for a boarding party," Letti ordered.
"I agree with you Letti, but I don't think that they are going to do that," Lindy replied pointing to the girls.
"Now what do we do," Einhart asked.
"You need to set the coordinates for Earth and then have the ship enter dimensional space for the trip to Earth," Ixpellia ordered.
"Ok, I've set our arrival point for behind the moon," Quatro said.
"Alright time to go," Vivio and Ixpellia said.
"Sorry about all of this," Lindy said as the massive space battleship faded out of existence.
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The last thing Albus Dumbledore expected when he sent his trusted Phoenix to recover the boy who lived was to end up with a rather angry girl and an equally enraged boy. "Who the hell do you think you are you bastard," the girl screamed fighting tooth and nail.
"Calm down Harriett your safe now," a large man said.
"The hell you say," Frieda roared slamming her head back into the man's face. "Neville are you alright," Frieda called out.
"I've been better," Neville replied fighting against two older women.
"Can you do that," Frieda called out as she continued to fight against the man's freakish strength.
"Yeah, can you," Neville replied as he closed his eyes relaxing.
"Once you get me out of here," Frieda replied as she stopping fighting.
"Now then, that wasn't so bad, was it, we are only want to help you. My name is Albus Dumbledore the head master at…" Albus explained as a roar exploded in the room as Neville transformed into Garyu. Despite being physically weak the wizards were quick on the draw and their magic firing off a number of red jets of magic stunning the pair of mages.
"An animagus as his age, just what the hell is going on Albus," Minerva asked sharply pushing herself off the ground.
"The girl is Harriett Potter and I don't know who the boy is," Albus replied.
"And you thought it was a good idea to send Fawkes to collect them," Ponma said as she checked over the new arrivals.
"It's long past the time that Harriett attended Hogwarts. She needs to learn how to use his magic properly if we stand any chance against Voldemort," Albus answered.
"If she is already an animagus like her companion then there is little we can teach her, I fear," Fitwick added.
"You are in big trouble you stinking pile of dragon dung," Frieda groaned having caught the tail end of the conversation, her time spent as a dragon having increased her magical resistance.
"What, how," Minerva gasped stunned that the girl was already up and moving around.
"If that was a stunning spell, you really need some training," Frieda remarked. "Hey Neville you alright," Frieda called out.
"Yeah, just don't make me eat any of Wendi's cooking," Neville replied.
"Um, Miss who are you?" Ponma asked.
"Frieda Ru Lushe, and who the hell are you," Frieda shot back now fully awake.
"I am Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," Albus replied. "And you are," Albus asked gesturing towards Neville.
"Neville Alpine, and you are in for a load of trouble when my mom finds out," Neville replied crossing his arms over his chest.
"I'm afraid you are mistaken Ms. Potter," Albus replied. "I don't know who you think your mother is but you were kidnapped from your relatives by a dark witch and I was simply rescuing you before any lasting damage could be done."
"It is Frieda Ru Lushe now and my Earth relatives tried to kill me, and if Caro is dark, then the entire freaking universe is a pit of wretched villainy." Frieda shot back.
"I might be an Alpine now, but I was once a Longbottom, and if you try anything else I will bring down the weight of my former house against you. Frieda is under my protection and the Longbottom clan might be a shell of its former self, but it is still more than enough to deal with the likes of you." Neville growled moving next to Frieda.
"Neville Longbottom, impossible he was kidnapped years ago," Minerva gasped.
"Not kidnapped, I left to escape being abused over and over by my family," Neville replied.
"I'm sure it wasn't like that," Albus said. "Your grandmother has been most distraught over your disappearance." Albus explained.
"Like I care you….." Neville groaned while Frieda grabbed her head in pain.
"Stay the hell out of my head bastard," the pair roasted as pink and purple energy blasts blew the headmaster and his potions professor against the wall.
"Neville if you would do the honors," Frieda asked.
"With pleasure," Neville exclaimed quickly shifting into Garyu form and blowing a hole in the wall.
"See you later," Frieda smirked leaping out the hole in the wall before shifting into dragon form as Neville hopped on his back.
"Incredible," Minerva gasped.
"What the hell is going on," Ponma asked.
"I have no idea," Fitwick said in awe of the raw power the pair possessed.
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"So now what," Neville asked now riding on Frieda's back.
"I don't know," Frieda said as she cut through the skies like a jet fighter.
"We are not going to my relatives," Neville said.
"Agreed," Freida replied. "Hey what about Vivio's grandparents don't they live on Earth.
"Yeah, and they make the best cakes," Neville added. "Isn't their bakery called the Midoriya or something?"
"Yeah and I think it's in Japan," Frieda said turning east.
"You're not going to make it are you," Neville asked growing nervous.
"Nope, we are going to have to trade off flying until we get there," Frieda replied. "And if you touch anything," Frieda said turning her head back towards Neville.
"Unspeakable pain I know, but I'm more worried about what Sette and Quatro will do to me," Neville gulped.
"Hey mom I think some of Nanoha's friends are visiting Earth," Kouya called out as he entered the kitchen.
"Why," Momoko asked preparing the days pasteries.
"A dragon just landed in the back yard," Kouya replied.
"Ok, just tell your father to pick up some more meat later today," Momoko replied as she went out back to check on their visitors. She arrived in time to see Frieda glow pink as she shifted back into her human form. Note to self tell Nanoha and Vivio to explain more in their letters…..
"Um, Mrs. Takamachi," Frieda asked.
"Yes," Momoko answered.
"Hi, I'm Frieda Ru Lushe, I'm one of your granddaughters friends and we ran into a little trouble and ended up on Earth by accident," Frieda explained.
"So could we stay here for a few days until we can get a ride home," Neville added.
Momoko gave them a bright smile. "Sure any friend of Vivio's is a friend of ours."
"Thank you," Frieda and Neville replied their stomachs rumbling loudly.
"Sounds like you're hungry. Let's get you something to eat," Momoko said leading the pair back into the house.
"Hey mom look who also came for a visit," Kouya said.
"Frieda, Neville, you're alright," the girls exclaimed rushing towards their friends.
"Um, something tells me things are going to get interesting around her for a bit," Miyuki asked watching the happily reunited friends.
"That's the understatement of the year," Lindy said walking in after them with Megane.
"Lindy, where are Nanoha and Fate," Momoko asked.
"On an extended mission," Lindy replied.
"Not that I'm not happy to see you, but what is going on," Momoko asked.
"An unknown mage kidnapped Frieda and Neville from Nanoha's house on Mid Childa bringing them here to Earth. Your granddaughter and her friends managed to find an ancient battleship and use it to travel here in order to rescue them. However the ship they used is also a Belkan super weapon and the act of flying it here destabilized the surrounding space so we will be stuck here for a while until the distortions calm down. We were able to message the TSAB and I have been put in command until such time as normal dimensional travel can resume." Lindy explained.
"And what about the mage or mages that tried to kidnap Frieda and Neville," Momoko asked.
"Absolute firepower, maximum destruction," Vivio replied pumping a fist in the air.
"Befriending beams," Einhart said repressing a shudder.
"Divine I'll smack the stupid out of you buster," Ixpellia added with a shrug.
"Snack time," Frieda said causing everyone to turn and look at her. "What Voltaire always said humans taste good with Belkan barbeque sauce," Frieda said shrugging her shoulders.
"Kouya, go tell your father he might have to do some cleaning," Momoko ordered a hint of steel in her eyes.
"Um, excuse me is this a bad time," a well dressed older Japanese man asked stepping into the Midoriya stunning the Earth Natives.
"Emperor Akihito," Momoko exclaimed dropping to her knees, along with Miyuki.
"Are you an emperor or something," Vivio asked stunning her grandmother.
"Vivio," Momoko hissed in embarrassment.
The man chuckled, "There is no need to kneel Mrs. Takamachi."
"Yeah, we hate it when people do that," Vivio, Ixpellia, and Einhart said in unison.
"Hahaha, I have to agree with you on that one," the Emperor chuckled. "May I ask what countries such cute princesses hail from," the emperor asked.
"They don't exist anymore," Einhart replied sadly.
"Descendents of Ancient Belka presume," the Emperor said surprising everyone.
"Yes, I have knowledge of TSAB, thanks to your daughter Nanoha and her best friend Fate Testarossa. They helped my family out of a sticky situation," The Emperor explained
"Emperor Akihito, if it is not presumptuous of me to ask, just what did my daughter do," Momoko asked.
"There was an incident with several mages who were unhappy with the current state of world affairs and attacked the palace, over running my guards. Your daughter just happened to be flying overhead and over assistance, and I must say that my grandchildren love their new Koi pond." the Emperor explained.
"Please tell me it wasn't a starlight breaker…" Lindy muttered.
"No it was only a divine buster, but Ms. Testarossa used something called a trident smasher to kill the large beast they brought with them, before threatening them with extreme bodily harm for ruining her alone time with Ms. Takamachi. That seemed to do the trick as they surrendered on the spot to the avenging black angel." The Emperor replied.
"So that's how Fate mama got her nickname. Go mamas," Vivio cheered.
"Can they solve anything without blowing things up, and I thought Fate was such a nice girl," Momoko muttered.
"Um, Mr. Emperor sir, you didn't come to just tell us a story," Quatro asked.
"No I am here to help our newest arrivals to Japan, and do a favor for Lizzy, and please call me Akihito or grandpa," the Emperor replied.
"Ok, gramps then what are you really here for," Quatro asked. "What he told me to," Quatro said to everyone's stunned face.
"We're not in trouble are we," Sette asked.
"No, I'm just here to let you know that you are now all citizens of Japan and welcome you to my country." Akihito said handing each of them an ID card. "Oh and Ms. Ru Lushe this is for you," Akihito said handing Frieda a hand written letter.
"Thank you," the girls replied.
"A moment of your time Mrs. Takamachi," Emperor Akihito said pulling the woman aside.
"Yes," Momoko said.
"A former TSAB admiral, a Mr. Gram informed me that the girls might be here for a while and I have already moved to have the girls enrolled no questions asked in a regular or magical school of your choosing should you choose to do so. Also, while Japan does not have much in the way of a magical world, which was driven to extinction during the Meji Revolution, I am not without magical resources. Please inform your husband that your home will be protected. His excellent skills at cleaning important things will not be needed and please tell your daughter that my grandchildren are looking forward to flying again the next time she is home," Akihito explained.
"Thank you," a stunned Momoko replied.
"No, I just happy to be able to be able to repay the debt my family owes your daughter," Akihito replied. "If it's not too much trouble might I be able to but a few treats for my grandchildren."
"Certainly," Momoko said moving behind the counter.
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Ms. Ru Lushe,
I feel I must first apologize to you for the impolite way that my magical subjects have treated you recently. Their behavior is beyond unacceptable for a British citizen, and I would like nothing better than for your mother's trainer to become friends with them. It has also come to my attention that the leaders of the British Magical society have been lying to me for years and that my magical community is going through some unpleasantness. The heart of that unpleasantness is a wizard by the name of Lord Voldemort, who seems to think that all non magical people are no better than cattle. I have also been made aware that certain members of the magical community seem to think that you are a mystical savior that will be able to defeat this wizard and his forces. I am loath to think that a young child would be forced to fight an adult's war, so if you could put me in touch with the TSAB it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your time Ms. Ru Lushe, and should you ever wish to visit England there is a bed at the Palace for you.
Sincerely,
Her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth the Second
"Wow," Sette gasped looking down over everyone at the letter.
"Wow is right, I didn't know Earth had a native magical population," Lindy said.
"So what are we going to do," Vivio asked.
"Wait for the distortions to end and contact the TSAB," Megane said.
"Go smash the bad guys," Ixpellia asked tentatively.
"Really," Einhart said eying Ixpellia.
"What, mom doesn't let me have any fun. She still thinks I am some kind of invalid. At least you got to enter the inter mid tournament," Ixpellia replied.
"Yeah mom can be real strict sometimes to," Quatro added. "And I bet we can take this guy. Just let me and Sette at him, I'll use my silver curtain to slip into his base and then have Sette sing and that will take care of the problem.
"My singing is not that bad," Sette grumbled.
"Don't worry it's an acquired taste," Neville said patting Sette on the shoulder.
"Thanks," Sette said a slight blush on her cheeks.
"I'm all for leaving these people to rot, but…" Neville said.
"I don't want the non magical people to suffer either," Frieda added. "Yeah those guys that kidnapped us were jerks who need a Strada enema. I couldn't look at mom again if I knew I might have been able to stop another Orrusian Inquisition, and did nothing," Frieda said.
"Yeah, me to," the other's said having caught tidbits on the news when they were younger or over hearing their parents talking about it.
"We'll show this Lord Voldemort you don't mess with Mid Childan girls," an excited Quatro cheered.
"We're agreed then," Frieda said.
"Maximum Fire power," Neville exclaimed.
"Absolute destruction," the girls cheered as Momoko and Emperor Akihito came back.
It doesn't matter how many times they say it… it is still wrong…..
"Mr. Akihito do you know how we can get in contact with Queen Elizabeth," Freida asked.
"Yes, why do you need to contact her," Akihito asked.
"Well, this Moldeshort's guy is being all evil and we want to help stop him since the TSAB will be out of contact for a while because of how my friends came to help me," Frieda explained.
"Are you sure about this," Momoko asked.
"We'll be fine grandma," Vivio replied. "I have the armor of the saint which mom can't even break with a starlight breaker, Einhart can catch and throw magic back at people, while Ixy is really good at healing stuff, plus we can go big." Vivio explained as the three girls shifted into adult mode.
"Sette and I are built to withstand high power magical combat and are way stronger than we look, plus I can go invisible," Quatro said disappearing from view.
"I can control anything I throw," Sette said guiding a few knives around the room.
"And Neville and go into Garyu mode while I have dragon mode. That bearded jerk won't know what hit him," Frieda added.
"Do your mothers know about your adult modes girls," Momoko said as the girls returned to their real bodies.
"No," the trio replied.
"Well it's not like I could really stop you, but do you think you could try and keep them out of trouble Lindy," Momoko stated.
"We'll try," Lindy replied.
"Ah Lizzy sorry to bother you at this hour but I have someone who would like to speak with you," Emperor Akihito said into his cell phone. "Here," Akihito said handing the phone over to Frieda.
"Hi, your majesty, I'm Frieda," Frieda said into the phone. "Ok, grandma Lizzy. Yes, I am going to help you out. Don't worry my friends are coming to. Lord Moldewart won't know what hit him. Well Vivio, Einhart, and Ixpellia are all related to Ancient Belkan Kings and are super powerful. Quatro and Sette are combat cyborgs built for anti mage combat. Lindy and Megane are full fledged combat mages, and Megane can summon an army of insects. Neville can tun into a kamen rider insect thing and I can go dragon on them. Yep no problem. Can we really visit the palace, awesome! OK," Frieda said ending the conversation and handing the phone back to the emperor.
"So what's the plan," Neville asked.
"Grandma Lizzy wants to meet us at Buckingham Palace next week, before we travel to Hogwarts. "Oh, and she wants a couple of Momoko's cakes to," Frieda added.
Momoko had the good graces to slump into a chair overwhelmed by the day's events and she hadn't even had her morning coffee yet. "I just had to have a daughter who turned into a magical girl," Momoko sighed.
"So how are we going to get there?" Neville asked ignoring Momoko's frustrations.
"Well I could just teleport us using the cradle," Quatro said.
"I'd rather not have to fly all the way back to England," Frieda moaned.
"You'll be flying on my personal plane so you needn't worry about the travel arrangements and your entire family is welcome to join them should you desire," Akihito answered.
"Cool," the group exclaimed.
"You needn't worry Mrs. Takamachi your daughter and granddaughter are a credit to their nation," Akihito said. "Thank you again for the pastries and I will be in touch over the travel arrangements," the emperor said leaving a rather large tip before leaving.
"How does Nanoha deal with all of this," Momoko said quietly.
"Starlight breaker," Lindy replied.
"That sadly explains a lot," Momoko groaned.
Omake- This little outtake got stuck in my head while writing this chapter
"Well this is just great," Colonel O'neill groaned as they stared down the approaching Goauld fleet on the far side of the moon from the bridge of the Prometheus. "So what's the plan Carter," O'neill asked.
"Hope the Asgard make it in time," Daniel replied.
"Sir I'm picking up an enormous energy reading," Carter said as the space between the Prometheus and Goauld began to shimmer. A massive blue and gold triangle began to emerge from the darkness of space completely blocking their view of the enemy.
"Colonel O'Neill I was under the impression that Star Wars was a work of fiction was it not," Teal'c asked staring at what could easily pass for a real life Star Destroyer.
"So was I," O'Neill replied.
"Sir the ship is hailing us and the Goauld," Carter said as the view screen flared to life.
"Surrender at once and bow before your god," Anubis said glaring at the young girl on the view screen.
"Um, who are you," a pink haired girl explained.
"I am Anubis, ruler of the Goauld, and your god," Anubis replied.
The pink haired girl turned away from the screen. "Have any of you heard of the Goauld, or a god named Anubis," Sette asked.
"That snake bastard is still alive I was sure I got him with my marriage the last time I was awake," Ixpellia replied.
"You lie I have never been defeated," Anubis shot back.
"Hi, remember me," a grinning girl with auburn hair exclaimed her cute face filling the monitor. "Well your choice in bodies certainly hasn't improved since the last time you tried to invade Gallea. The Dark Queen of Gallea at your service," Ixpellia said waving into the monitor.
"I remember these guys tried to interrupt Claes, and Olive's fun time once," Einhart added as another young face joined Ixpellia on the monitor.
"So their bad guys right?" Vivio asked.
"So it's ok if we shoot them right," Vivio asked.
"Yes they are one of the few beings that have a shoot first ask questions later policy from the TASB," Lindy said.
"Main cannons fire," Quatro yelled in the background. All along the side of the ship glowing white dots began to form as the energy from dozens of hybrid magical and plasma cannons began to fire. The Goauld mother ships were hopeless against the onslaught as their shields held briefly before failing as the high energy beams sliced through the ships like a hot knife through butter.
"Sorry about that, but they're bad guys," Vivio explained.
"Um,… who are you," Daniel asked.
"Vivio Takamachi and I'm sorry about all of this," Vivio replied as the ship vanished.
"Sir we are receiving a message from the Asgard," Carter said.
"What is it," O'Neill asked.
"Thor said and I quote, the Asgard will continue to protect Earth from the Gouald, but we will not get in the way of White Devil or her Family," Carter explained.