I'm going to try and compensate my lack of updates…
Here's another chapter of the most irrelevant, but still funny facts about the Amazing Big J.
Hope you like it and review it!
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Thanks for all your lovely reviews. It made me truly happy that I managed to make you laugh.
Disclaimer: Don't own them…Don't sue me! Forgive my mistakes they are entirely mine!
JWF 186:
If, by some, incredible space-time paradox John Winchester were to go back in time and fight himself, he would win. Period.
JWF 187:
Guns don't kill demons, J. Winchester kills demons. He uses a gun only distract them.
JWF 188:
JW smile once brought a puppy back to life.
JWF 189:
John Winchester doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
JWF 190:
John can divide by zero.
JWF 191:
When John Winchester falls in water, JW doesn't get wet. Water gets John Winchester.
JWF 192:
John W. doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
JWF 193:
John Winchester can SPEAK Braille.
JWF 194:
JW can build a snowman out of rain.
JWF 195:
When John gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
JWF 196:
John Winchester was offered the role of Frodo in the Lord of the Rings. He declined, saying, "Only a pussy would need 3 movies to destroy a piece of jewelry."
JWF 197:
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Sam Winchester's computer will crash, because he would have to deal with a very angry Dad.
JWF 198:
The only time JW was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
JWF 199:
The last digit of Pi is John Winchester.
JWF 200:
The immigrants come to America to see the Winchesters (They Are a Family Hot as Hell).
JWF 201:
John Winchester does not use spell-check, if he happens to misspell a word, dictionaries will simply change the actual spelling of it.
And that's it!
Is short I know, but I've made it!
200 JWF … I can't believe it, but is here!
Thanks for all the reviews … I have a couple of facts left… I tried to post them ASAP!