~ AN- Hey peeps! Again, this is Niori, because Erin's away, I'm again
giving you your author's notes and typing this chapter! Anyway, Jane wants
me to tell you all something, even though it brings her great sorrow. Jane
cannot get with Aaragorn romantically, he *Jane has knife to Arwen's back*
loves Arwen, and since Carla, Erin and I won't let her kill Arewn, Aragorn
still loves her and Jane cannot, I repeat cannot get with Aragorn, he's
Arwen's ~
Chapter 10
In the days following Erin'd fainting episode, everyone (Frodo more than anyone) was still trying to come to grips of what Erin had told them.
" I just don't believe it!" Jane exclaimed.
Jane, Niori and Carla were in Carla's bedroom. Everyone else was somewhere else in the house. Carla was pacing throughout the room, Niori was sitting cross legged on Carla's bed and Jane was sitting on the floor with her back against the door.
" Tell me about it," Carla groaned, still pacing, " I can't believe Erin got pregnant! And with Frodo nun the less!"
" I know," Jane replied, a evil glint had entered her eyes, " I figured if anyone of us would have gotten pregnant at seventeen, I thought Niori would have! I mean, after that episode with Legolas.."
" JANE!" Niori screeched angrily, " Nothing happened between me and Legolas! It's been over a month and you're still teasing me! Why don't you tease Carla, she was there!" Jane shrugged, " Carla would beat me, where abouts you could beat me, but you don't. Anyway, it's just so funny to see you try to defend yourself!"
Niori glared at Jane and grit her teeth.
" Ok," Carla stopped pacing and felt like hitting them both, " Can we get back to the subject?! What is Erin going to do!"
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" So," Carla spoke suddenly. Everyone was sitting in the family room, " How the hell did you guys get to our world anyway?"
Boromir shrugged.
" Hey," Erin asked " Where the hell is Gandalf?"
Frodo laughed " Who knows!" " Hey," Niori said suddenly, looking at them brightly " We can search the internet for inter dimension teleportation!"
They looked at her oddly.
" We might as well try," Jane shrugged " Practically everything is on the internet these days."
Niori sat down at the computer while the others crowed behind her. " OK," she clicked on a site for searching for information and then typed the words inter dimension Teleportation.
Within seconds, a long lists of sites popped up.
Niori clicked on the top site and then suddenly, a MSN conversation popped up.
" Hey!" Niori exclaimed " It's Megan!"
Niori started to type a massage back to Megan when Jane burst out laughing from behind her.
" What's so funny?!" Niori snapped, but Carla had caught on to whatever Jane thought was funny and started laughing too.
" What?!" Niori cried angrily.
" Your name," Jane choked out through her laughter " Look at your name!"
Niori looked to the computer where her conversation was going on. A horrified expression came on to her face and she turned bright red. Niori slouched down in her chair and covered her face.
Everyone finally became aware of what Jane and Carla was talking, and what Niori was so mortified about.
Niori's name on MSN was " Niori Greenleaf, bride of Legolas, Queen of Mirkwood"
The fellowship laughed as Legolas also turned red.
Niori got up from the chair, pushed past everyone and hurried from the room.
Carla sighed and took the seat her cousin had been in. She signed Niori out of MSN and went on to the site Niori had clicked on.
" Inter dimensional teleportation, "the site read " is when one or more people or objects are transported from one dimension to another. This theory is popular in works of literature and in films, but has never been proven. Whoever has been transported can stay in the new dimension for up to two months, then they start to fade. Fading is when the person or thing who has been transported starts to go back to their own world. Their skin seems to go transparent, like a ghost. The properties of inter dimensional transportation. .."
Everyone read what was on the page, then Erin spoke.
" Well, whenever you guys start to fade, that's when you're going back to Middle-Earth."
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Yawning, Niori rolled out of Carla's bed.
The sleeping arrangements had Niori in Carla's bed, Erin and Frodo in a guest bedroom, Carla in her parents room, Jane in the other bedroom, the three Hobbits on the couch and the rest of the fellowship on the family room floor.
Stretching a bit, Niori, checked the time, it was almost two- thirty in the morning and the whole house was quiet.
Opening the door, Niori went out of her cousin's room and made her way up to the kitchen, for a drink of water.
Rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, Niori stepped into the kitchen, getting a big surprise. The fridge door was wide open, and Legolas was rummaging through it.
" Legolas?!" Niori asked, surprise in her voice.
Legolas turned around quickly, and when Niori got a good look at him, had the biggest blush ever cross her face.
Legolas was wearing silk smiley face boxers, Only silk smiley face boxers!
Legolas noticed the way Niori's eyes were wide and remembered what he was wearing
" Umm.. I..," Niori stuttered, finally able to pull her eyes off the Elf " want..glass of Umm..water"
Legolas reached into the fridge and grabbed the pitcher of water and handed it to Niori.
Niori took it and grabbed a glass. Niori found herself again staring at Legolas, and then she realized she was pouring water. Her cup was full and there was a puddle on the counter. " Shit!" Niori swore and put the pitcher down and watched the water drip on to the floor.
" Here," Legolas said, grabbing some paper towel and starting to help Niori clean up the water " Let me help,"
" So," Niori asked " Where did you get the boxers?"
Niori, even though it was dark, she could see Legolas blush.
" When we were at that big place with all the shops," he said, sounding embarrassed " just before we left the place where you bought my clothes, I saw these and liked them, so I took them."
" You stole silk smiley face boxers!" Niori roared with laughter.
Legolas hung his head in shame.
Niori continued to laugh for awhile, then came to an abrupt stop when Legolas clamped a hand over her mouth.
" Shut-up already!" Legolas growled angrily.
Niori nodded and stifled a giggle when she saw the obvious anger on the Elf's face.
Niori gulped down her water and put the glass back on the counter.
She turned to leave, but as she stepped away, Niori, because of her bare feet, slipped on water that Legolas and herself had forgot to wipe up.
With a cry, Niori fell, but as she did, she grabbed on to Legolas's arm, taking him down with her. They both hit the floor, Legolas landing on top of Niori with a dull thud. Niori's head struck the hard floor and her vision blurred. Finally, she realized Legolas was on top of her!
At that moment, Jane walked into the kitchen to get a snack. Jane's eyes widened when she saw Niori and Legolas on the floor. This looked bad.
" Oh my God!" Jane cried " I was only joking! I didn't think you two were actually doing anything!"
Legolas jumped off Niori, and pulled her up with him.
" Jane," Niori said franticly " This isn't what it looks like!"
" Oh my God Niori," Jane cried, eyes wide and voice shrill " how could you, after what happened to Erin?!"
" We didn't do anything!" Legolas protested. " I don't believe this," Jane's eyes widened even more " Niori, he's like a billion years older than you! That is wrong!" Jane ran from the room.
" I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH LEGOLAS!!!" Niori screamed, sending it through the quiet house like an echo. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Erin rolled over in bed. Frodo lay peacefully beside her. After they apologized, the decided it'd be OK to sleep together again (Not like that!) because Erin was feeling a little insecure right now (DUH!).
Erin sat up and looked at the clock, it was two thirty- three AM.
She heard a noise downstairs, like someone raiding the fridge. Erin looked at Frodo. ~ He looks like more of an Angel when he's sleeping ~ Erin thought happily.
" Oh my God!" she heard Jane's ear piercing cry downstairs and it interrupted Erin's thoughts and woke Frodo.
" What was that?" Frodo asked with a yawn.
" Nothing important, "Erin nuzzled Frodo's neck.
Erin kissed Frodo's warm lips. The kiss continued and got more passionate. They were now lying down, kissing each other to no end.
" Erin!" Jane screamed from the doorway " Not you to!"
Erin pulled away from Frodo and pulled the covers up to her chin " Do you mind!" she growled at Jane " We're trying to have some private time here!"
"Niori and Legolas.." Jane started, but didn't have to finish, Erin got the picture.
Erin's eyes widened " Niori is such a copy cat!"
A few minutes later, everyone, who after hearing Niori's scream (Which to them was only " Sleeping with Legolas") was in the kitchen.
Their mouths dropped open at the sight of Legolas and Niori, both of them barely dressed.
" We didn't do anything!" Niori protested loudly.
" That's not what it looks like," Pippin said " It looks like you two.."
Erin walked forward and put a hand on Niori's shoulder. " It's not worth it," Erin told Niori " There's too many risks, believe me,"
" We weren't going to!" Legolas cried.
" I slipped on water!" Niori said quickly " And when I fell, I grabbed on to his arm and brought him down with me, that's all! I swear!"
They looked skeptical, but they finally believed Niori and Legolas.
" Fine, but don't scare us like that!" Carla said, sighing with realif, then Carla realized something. " Legolas, where the hell did you get silk smiley face boxers?"
~ AN- Well, what did you think??? Any good?!!?!? Anyway, since I don't have a clue what Erin want's me to do for a poll question, I'm going to just ask this. Which couple (We're not going to use this, I'm just asking for the heck of it!) is the weirdest couple? EX: Niori and Pippin, Jane and Legolas, Carla and Frodo ETC::. No slashes people!! I mean it! ~
Chapter 10
In the days following Erin'd fainting episode, everyone (Frodo more than anyone) was still trying to come to grips of what Erin had told them.
" I just don't believe it!" Jane exclaimed.
Jane, Niori and Carla were in Carla's bedroom. Everyone else was somewhere else in the house. Carla was pacing throughout the room, Niori was sitting cross legged on Carla's bed and Jane was sitting on the floor with her back against the door.
" Tell me about it," Carla groaned, still pacing, " I can't believe Erin got pregnant! And with Frodo nun the less!"
" I know," Jane replied, a evil glint had entered her eyes, " I figured if anyone of us would have gotten pregnant at seventeen, I thought Niori would have! I mean, after that episode with Legolas.."
" JANE!" Niori screeched angrily, " Nothing happened between me and Legolas! It's been over a month and you're still teasing me! Why don't you tease Carla, she was there!" Jane shrugged, " Carla would beat me, where abouts you could beat me, but you don't. Anyway, it's just so funny to see you try to defend yourself!"
Niori glared at Jane and grit her teeth.
" Ok," Carla stopped pacing and felt like hitting them both, " Can we get back to the subject?! What is Erin going to do!"
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" So," Carla spoke suddenly. Everyone was sitting in the family room, " How the hell did you guys get to our world anyway?"
Boromir shrugged.
" Hey," Erin asked " Where the hell is Gandalf?"
Frodo laughed " Who knows!" " Hey," Niori said suddenly, looking at them brightly " We can search the internet for inter dimension teleportation!"
They looked at her oddly.
" We might as well try," Jane shrugged " Practically everything is on the internet these days."
Niori sat down at the computer while the others crowed behind her. " OK," she clicked on a site for searching for information and then typed the words inter dimension Teleportation.
Within seconds, a long lists of sites popped up.
Niori clicked on the top site and then suddenly, a MSN conversation popped up.
" Hey!" Niori exclaimed " It's Megan!"
Niori started to type a massage back to Megan when Jane burst out laughing from behind her.
" What's so funny?!" Niori snapped, but Carla had caught on to whatever Jane thought was funny and started laughing too.
" What?!" Niori cried angrily.
" Your name," Jane choked out through her laughter " Look at your name!"
Niori looked to the computer where her conversation was going on. A horrified expression came on to her face and she turned bright red. Niori slouched down in her chair and covered her face.
Everyone finally became aware of what Jane and Carla was talking, and what Niori was so mortified about.
Niori's name on MSN was " Niori Greenleaf, bride of Legolas, Queen of Mirkwood"
The fellowship laughed as Legolas also turned red.
Niori got up from the chair, pushed past everyone and hurried from the room.
Carla sighed and took the seat her cousin had been in. She signed Niori out of MSN and went on to the site Niori had clicked on.
" Inter dimensional teleportation, "the site read " is when one or more people or objects are transported from one dimension to another. This theory is popular in works of literature and in films, but has never been proven. Whoever has been transported can stay in the new dimension for up to two months, then they start to fade. Fading is when the person or thing who has been transported starts to go back to their own world. Their skin seems to go transparent, like a ghost. The properties of inter dimensional transportation. .."
Everyone read what was on the page, then Erin spoke.
" Well, whenever you guys start to fade, that's when you're going back to Middle-Earth."
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Yawning, Niori rolled out of Carla's bed.
The sleeping arrangements had Niori in Carla's bed, Erin and Frodo in a guest bedroom, Carla in her parents room, Jane in the other bedroom, the three Hobbits on the couch and the rest of the fellowship on the family room floor.
Stretching a bit, Niori, checked the time, it was almost two- thirty in the morning and the whole house was quiet.
Opening the door, Niori went out of her cousin's room and made her way up to the kitchen, for a drink of water.
Rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, Niori stepped into the kitchen, getting a big surprise. The fridge door was wide open, and Legolas was rummaging through it.
" Legolas?!" Niori asked, surprise in her voice.
Legolas turned around quickly, and when Niori got a good look at him, had the biggest blush ever cross her face.
Legolas was wearing silk smiley face boxers, Only silk smiley face boxers!
Legolas noticed the way Niori's eyes were wide and remembered what he was wearing
" Umm.. I..," Niori stuttered, finally able to pull her eyes off the Elf " want..glass of Umm..water"
Legolas reached into the fridge and grabbed the pitcher of water and handed it to Niori.
Niori took it and grabbed a glass. Niori found herself again staring at Legolas, and then she realized she was pouring water. Her cup was full and there was a puddle on the counter. " Shit!" Niori swore and put the pitcher down and watched the water drip on to the floor.
" Here," Legolas said, grabbing some paper towel and starting to help Niori clean up the water " Let me help,"
" So," Niori asked " Where did you get the boxers?"
Niori, even though it was dark, she could see Legolas blush.
" When we were at that big place with all the shops," he said, sounding embarrassed " just before we left the place where you bought my clothes, I saw these and liked them, so I took them."
" You stole silk smiley face boxers!" Niori roared with laughter.
Legolas hung his head in shame.
Niori continued to laugh for awhile, then came to an abrupt stop when Legolas clamped a hand over her mouth.
" Shut-up already!" Legolas growled angrily.
Niori nodded and stifled a giggle when she saw the obvious anger on the Elf's face.
Niori gulped down her water and put the glass back on the counter.
She turned to leave, but as she stepped away, Niori, because of her bare feet, slipped on water that Legolas and herself had forgot to wipe up.
With a cry, Niori fell, but as she did, she grabbed on to Legolas's arm, taking him down with her. They both hit the floor, Legolas landing on top of Niori with a dull thud. Niori's head struck the hard floor and her vision blurred. Finally, she realized Legolas was on top of her!
At that moment, Jane walked into the kitchen to get a snack. Jane's eyes widened when she saw Niori and Legolas on the floor. This looked bad.
" Oh my God!" Jane cried " I was only joking! I didn't think you two were actually doing anything!"
Legolas jumped off Niori, and pulled her up with him.
" Jane," Niori said franticly " This isn't what it looks like!"
" Oh my God Niori," Jane cried, eyes wide and voice shrill " how could you, after what happened to Erin?!"
" We didn't do anything!" Legolas protested. " I don't believe this," Jane's eyes widened even more " Niori, he's like a billion years older than you! That is wrong!" Jane ran from the room.
" I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH LEGOLAS!!!" Niori screamed, sending it through the quiet house like an echo. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Erin rolled over in bed. Frodo lay peacefully beside her. After they apologized, the decided it'd be OK to sleep together again (Not like that!) because Erin was feeling a little insecure right now (DUH!).
Erin sat up and looked at the clock, it was two thirty- three AM.
She heard a noise downstairs, like someone raiding the fridge. Erin looked at Frodo. ~ He looks like more of an Angel when he's sleeping ~ Erin thought happily.
" Oh my God!" she heard Jane's ear piercing cry downstairs and it interrupted Erin's thoughts and woke Frodo.
" What was that?" Frodo asked with a yawn.
" Nothing important, "Erin nuzzled Frodo's neck.
Erin kissed Frodo's warm lips. The kiss continued and got more passionate. They were now lying down, kissing each other to no end.
" Erin!" Jane screamed from the doorway " Not you to!"
Erin pulled away from Frodo and pulled the covers up to her chin " Do you mind!" she growled at Jane " We're trying to have some private time here!"
"Niori and Legolas.." Jane started, but didn't have to finish, Erin got the picture.
Erin's eyes widened " Niori is such a copy cat!"
A few minutes later, everyone, who after hearing Niori's scream (Which to them was only " Sleeping with Legolas") was in the kitchen.
Their mouths dropped open at the sight of Legolas and Niori, both of them barely dressed.
" We didn't do anything!" Niori protested loudly.
" That's not what it looks like," Pippin said " It looks like you two.."
Erin walked forward and put a hand on Niori's shoulder. " It's not worth it," Erin told Niori " There's too many risks, believe me,"
" We weren't going to!" Legolas cried.
" I slipped on water!" Niori said quickly " And when I fell, I grabbed on to his arm and brought him down with me, that's all! I swear!"
They looked skeptical, but they finally believed Niori and Legolas.
" Fine, but don't scare us like that!" Carla said, sighing with realif, then Carla realized something. " Legolas, where the hell did you get silk smiley face boxers?"
~ AN- Well, what did you think??? Any good?!!?!? Anyway, since I don't have a clue what Erin want's me to do for a poll question, I'm going to just ask this. Which couple (We're not going to use this, I'm just asking for the heck of it!) is the weirdest couple? EX: Niori and Pippin, Jane and Legolas, Carla and Frodo ETC::. No slashes people!! I mean it! ~