AN/ Maybe i can get back into daily updates? Wouldn't that be amazing? I will try my fellow fan fictioners. I will try. Anyways. Here's your update!
"You kissed me."
"You kissed back." He retorts.
"You scared me…." I lie.
"Liar." Damnit, "I knew you were hot for me Kahl."
"My names Kyle…" I mumble.
"Whatever Jew. You want me." He says, going back to his original spot away from me. I lean back a bit so I'm resting on the wall of the tree house and let out a big sigh. Of relief or stress I'm not sure. I don't know what your supposed to think when the person you hate kisses you. "I'm gonna come clean with something Jew…." He starts.
"What?"
"I rigged the bet. You said you could tell the different between Pepsi and coke so I put Pepsi in both." I knew it! I knew he rigged it! He told me he didn't but when it comes to coke and Pepsi I know things. I just know.
"I know you rigged it, I was humoring you." By now our voices are calm, it's weird to have a calm conversation with Cartman. I'm pissed off he rigged that dumb bet, he embarrassed me in front of the whole school but for some reason I finally feel a connection with him?
"Your not mad at me Kahl?"
"No, if I get mad then you get satisfaction out of it, you're a messed up guy Cartman. But you know what Fatass? I've enjoyed myself so far and I'm not going to have you ruin it!"
"Are you guys done?" I look remove my finger which was firmly pinned into Cartman's flabby chest and see Stan at the top of the ladder.
"It's been 7 minutes already?" I ask.
"It's been 10! What have you been up too?" He asks whilst hauling himself up into the wooden structure. The rest of the gang not far behind.
"Ugh- nothing really….."
"Haha, your no fun Kyle!" Kenny says slapping me on the back as he took his seat in between me and the fatass. Praise Moses I don't have to sit next to him.
"So," I start, "Did I miss anything?"
"It was so funny Kyle! Craig squeezed Tweek's ass so Kenny slapped Craig so Tweek kicked Kenny right in the nuts! Then Butters got involved and pulled Tweek's hair so they start fighting causing me to shout 'Bitch figgghttt!'. Then enters Kevin and Token trying to pry Tweek and Butters off of each other. Meanwhile Craig decides now is a good time to get revenge on Stan for egging his house 4 years ago. And I'm just stood there on the sidelines watching all this unfold and I'm all like 'OH. HELL TO THE NO." Clyde laughs taking a big sigh of relief he's finished his long explanation. Completely ignoring Clyde's…in depth explanation of what all the commotion was out Craig speaks up.
"Let's do dares in pairs now." He states. Craig doesn't ask questions, his confidence is peeking and questions are a sign of doubt so you very rarely hear him ask a question. But no one argues with him because we all want to keep out heads.
"Okay," Agrees Kevin, "I'll go with Donovan." He shuffles a bit closer to Clyde who he was already sat next too.
"Well if we are doing this shit. Then I'm going with Tweek." Craig explains placing his arm around our caffeinated friend.
"GAH! Okay…." I let him go with Tweek because I have no intentions on pairing up with him. I can lie rest assured my best friend Stan will be down on his knees begging me to go with him, I just know it.
"C-can I go with you Kenny?" Butters asks.
"Sure buttercup!" Kenny smiles, patting the little blonde tuft on Butters head in confirmation.
"Me and you Stan?" What?! Token! Why! Stan turns to look at me with one of those 'common dude, just this once?' looks. I let out a sigh and agree. Figures I'd be stuck with Cartman? Fan fucking Tastic.