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"Emma, watch out!" The Doctor threw himself a tad too dramatically in front of Emma, blocking the path of whatever was being shot at her. He lost his footing and fell to the ground with a groan. "Ooh, that's weird." He eyed the dart that was sticking out of his chest. He plucked it out and threw it to the side, standing. At least, he tried to stand. It was sort of hard with everything doubling. "That can't be good."

Emma gave him a wary look. His mouth was a bit open and his eyes were darting back and forth. "Are you okay?" That snapped him out of it and he turned to her with a grin.

"Never better!" Jumping up, all the doubles thankfully turned back to normal. "Just had a bit of vision trouble, seeing two of everything. It reminds me of-" He stopped talking, completely frozen as he spotted her. He stayed like that for a while, so she waved her hand in his face.

"Doctor?"

He blinked a few times before giving her a leer, looking her up and down. "Oh, look at you." He grabbed her hips and pulled her against him. She was surprised to feel his excitement against her abdomen. "I'd tell you all the naughty things I want to do to you, but Amy and Rory are standing right there." He leaned down to kiss her, but she put a hand on his face.

"Ha, okay. We're quite forward today." She eased out of his grip. "I'm just going to take a look at this..." She trailed off and bent over to grab the dart.

"She's got a nice bum, hasn't she, Rory?"

"Rory, stop looking!"

She blushed and spun around to see that the Doctor was staring at her, while Amy had her hand over Rory's eyes. "Doctor," she mumbled, handing him the dart. "see if you can figure out what was in this."

"Why?" He threw it over his shoulder. "You're pretty." A sly grin appeared on his face as he pulled her close again. "Pretty...sexy." He dropped his head to her chest, humming. "Have I ever told you that you have the nicest breasts in the whole world? No, universe! Galaxy."

"Is there a drug on this planet that turns you into a horny five-year-old?" The question wasn't really directed to anyone, but Rory gave her a shrug.

"Hands in the air!" Three of them complied. The Doctor, however, kept his hands on Emma's butt. The guard ran towards them, raising his dart gun at Emma.

"Wait!" He actually did hesitate. "Before you shoot me, what on earth is in those darts? Because they've affected him," she pointed to the Time Lord who was now attempting to pull off her T-shirt by tugging it down. "in a really weird way."

"A powerful sedative-"

Amy, apparently, took their conversation as an opportunity to hit the guy over the head with a rock. His body swung to the side, finger squeezing the trigger of the gun in shock before he collapsed. Rory, who'd been accidentally shot by the dart, fell about five seconds after. Amy rushed to his side.

"Why won't this come off?" Emma's attention returned to the Doctor, who was still pulling at the bottom of her shirt. "I've done this before! I've gotten it off before, haven't I?" He looked up at her in confusion. "Yes. Yes, I have because I know exactly what you look like underneath it."

She couldn't help but laugh at him. "Nice to know that powerful sedatives don't knock you out like poor Rory." She ruffled his hair. "Tell you what, you get us back to the TARDIS and I'll help you get my shirt off." All his running and yet, he'd never moved faster than he did that day.