I don't own anybody. This chapter has a lot of insanity in it. So beware.
"Numair! What are you doing Alanna?" Daine asked in horror. She turned on the lights and Alanna was shocked to find that she had Numair at swords tip.
'Sorry! sorry! I didn't mean to." She said, sincerely apologetic.
Numair grinned, then winced. "Alanna, you really do pack a mean punch! Hey, why am I saying that. You're THE Lioness." Alanna cocked her head to a side and raised an eyebrow.
Daine burst into laughter. When both of them shot an amused glace at her, she stopped for a bit and said, "What? Alanna, you've become too good at that! You look so much like George." Numair began to laugh too.
Alanna took out her sword and waved it around. Both Numair and Daine stopped instantly. Alanna rose with a satisfied expression. Then Numair brought up a good point. "I don't think Alanna will actually kill us, and even if she does loose her sanity, which is highly possible, we can easily overpower her. Why are we worried?"
Daine began to laugh some more and doubled over. Alanna began to laugh too. Numair just left the women to it and walked out. Alanna grinned at Daine and went helpless with laughter. Just as he stepped out the door, some thick you-don't-wanna-know-what-that-is-liquid went down his shirt. He grimaced and came back into the room which had gone silent. Most people would think that it was because they were scared, but it was only silent because Daine and Alanna were laughing too hard to make any noise. Numair fixed them with such a stern look that the grim reaper would have fled, but Alanna just asked, "had a nice shower?" before collapsing in giggles again. Numair shook his head and lost himself to a grin.
"What was that anyway?" he asked.
Daine and Alanna stopped. Then, they lost themselves to temporary insanity again. They roared with laughter when they heard Numair's dismayed yell from his room. It had been a good day. Daine thought, we had fun, and I'm not a widow.
You know, I wrote this chapter after one of my more violent friends had bashed me on the head, hard, so I hope you enjoy my lapse of sanity. Yea. Review!