Previously…

Now how the hell can you crouch and still lean up against the wall like that! Johnny yells in disbelief. Seriously if I'd have done that, I'd loss my balance and fall to my death!

You'll be surprise what our Matt can do! Asha told him.

And so it continues…

Matt slides to the end of the ledge; there at his knee was window with bars. Lucky for him this is an old castle, so he kicks the bars down and carefully goes through the window without falling to his death. When he enters he found pierce and shaundi look at books.

So here where you 2 are! Matt says with a bit a cheer in his voice, the two spun around to see who behind him. They were not going to be fooled again!

Ah no, not another monster! Pierce yelled grabbing a book that he can use as a weapon.

You better get the fuck out before I ram my boots up your cyber alien ass! Shaundi yelled getting in a fight stance. Matt gave them both a confused look, until he remembered what the boss told him earlier about monster like thing that look like him attack them.

Oh, you're talking about that lizard thing! That's not me honest. Matt told them but Shaundi did listen.

Bullshit! She yelled, getting ready to charge. Matt had no choice but say:

YOU AND BERK FUCK ON THE HOUSE CARPET! Matt yelled fearing for his life, but Shaundi did stopith her face red as an apple. She could not believe that he said that out loud! And in front of pierce! And speaking of speaking of pierce he was laughing in the corner, this upset matt to yell:

Whenever you watch Beyonce, Sofia Vergara or even Kim Kardashian you get a boner pierce! Matt told him silencing pierce.

Wouldn't you if you saw their sex tape! Piece respond

Yes but when it's a Victoria secret commercial I tend to lower it down a bit. Matt told him that shut pierce up!

Where are the others? Shaundi asked ignoring pierce's moment of shame.

Your cold shaundi! Pierce yelled at her.

A couple of doors away! We can get to them through the window-just then matt heard loud footsteps coming towards the library.

SHHHH! Matt telling the 2 too be quit. The loud steps were coming closer and closer until it stop. Matt was trying to keep his cool because he knew who was coming and he was it was not good. It was quit until the louder footsteps starting to up again but steps was going away, matt took a big sigh of relief till pierce knock over a stake of book to the floor making a loud noise. this resulting in the footsteps coming back and breaking the door down. The 3 stared at the figure before them! A grotesque-looking guy. The hunchback guy look at them for a while, he then stared at Shaundi and smiled.

MY DOLLY! He yelled jumping up and down like a 5 year old child who just won a stuff toy from the fair.

Matt…shaundi whispered. Who is this guy?

Debilitas, the castle gardener and handyman. Matt told her. Just follow my lead and you won't get hurt. Matt took Shaundi hand and lead her to the door that Debilitas was standing in front of. Slowly matt and Shaundi walk by him not trying to provoke him or anything. Pierce was following them. When they got the door they ran for their lives with Debilitas following them.

( the boss, Johnny and Asha )

I wonder how matt is doing? The boss asks the two only to remember that their MAKING OUT IN THE CORNER! (Horny monkeys!) but Asha stop when she heard the questions.

I hope he's alright. She says rying to get of Johnny lap.

Im sure the alright. He says pulling asha back on him lap. besides what's the worse than can happen? ( oh you sweet naïve man ) just then matt, Shaundi, and pierce burst through the door.

QUCKLY, BLOCK THE DOOR! Matt yelled trying to push the small but heavy book case to the door. Shaundi pushed the nearby couch and pierce help matt with book case.

What is going on? The boss asked a bit worried.

Oh just a fucking giant think I'm its dolly! Shaundi says grabbing a chair to blockade the door. After blockading the door with half the object in the room the trio took a breather, that's when shuandi and pierce notice Asha sitting on Johnny lap.

What the fuck going on here? Shaundi ask pointing her index finger at them.

Their dating, matt replied.

Wait-what!? Pierce said in disbelief.

It's long story and I' tell you all later but right now we must get out of here. Asha told them.

CONGRATULATIONS! ( it's the voice -_- )

Oh god not you again. Shaundi says.

SHAUNDI I SEE YOU MEET DEBILATIS! HE SURE LIKES YOU! IN FACT HE SHOULD GET A SECOND CHANCE AT YOUR HEAT!

Oh fucking god no! the boss yelled realizing what about to come to them.

YES AND THE BE-E-E-E-E- good I'm back! It was kinzie.

Kinzie get us out of here already! Pierce yelled at her.

She can't or it will kill me. Matt told him.

And? Pierce questionably cause matt to feel like shit.

That cold. Johnny replied.

Anyway, kinzie started. I think I can get you out of the system without killing you matt. If I can rewire the next challenge to steelport I can easily open up a portal there! But there are 2 problem.

That is? Boss asks.

1. Genevieve might notice me trying to get into her codes and might try to kill you matt. and

2. Genevieve might rest the whole game all over again.

How do you want to play your cards. Kinzie ask.

The boss looks at matt with worry, her face was beautiful to him and he would never want to see it get hurt but he might just see it cry.

Let's go with number 1 kinzie! What's the plan? He asks. He look at the boss again, she was looking down in sadness.

All of you head towards the ball room, its 2 feet from where you are. Once there I will be able to open a door for you to steelport then head for the broken shely ( I don't know how to spell that place and im too tired to look it up ) and after that your home free.

Great….how do we get to the ball room? Asha ask.

The stairs, matt told her.

No how do we get past debilates? Shaundi ask with a bit of fear in her voice.

How about you use you holy water matt! Kinzie yelled at him.

Oh…right…I complete forgot about that! Matt says as he pulled out forever loved

you had a weapon all this fucking time…and you never use it!? Johnny ask.

I completely forgot about it look let's just go! He says. Un-bearcat the door! I got this! I got this! ( the door was open to Daniella! You'll see why she so scary to matt soon ) I don't got this…he was so scared he couldn't even talk anymore

Everyone look to see who it was, it was just Daniella the maid oh the castle…she look emotionless. She stared at the saints for a while before opening her mother to speak.

Dinner is served, Matthew... Dinner is served, Matthew... she tells him. this resulted in Matt fainting.

( wake up matt! )

When matt woke up he was sitting on red velvet chair that was soft. He was at a table and there was SOUP in front of him!?

Look like you're a wake. Matt look on his left to see asha sitting next to him.

Why are we at the dinner table? Matt ask.

The maid brought us here, if we didn't debilatis would be trying to hug shaundi. Asha told him taking a sip of her soup. This cause matt to feel a bit ill. When look around the table he saw everyone eating the soup, he almost vomit!

What wrong matt? It's just soup. Asha told him. The soup was a very dark red with junks cooked of meat in it and some gold like noodles in it.

Asha, stop eating. He told her. She put her spoon down and looks at him with a bit of worry.

Matt are o-EVERYONE STOP EATING! Matt yelled on the top of his lunges gaining everyone attention from their food.

What's the matter with you kid? Pierce asks.

You're eating people…he told them, they all drop there spoons. Shaundi puked.

Just then Daniella came into the room holding a butchers knife. What's wrong my masters? Is the soup not good? She was staring at her knife. It creep everyone the fuck out.

Um…no the soups fine! The boss told her.

Daniella look at the boss with a disgusted face. She holds up the knife at her causing the boss to get out of her chair and back away.

Daniella leave her alone! Matt yelled

Princess…she says. Blood... Flesh... Woman... You vile creature. You lure men into your filthy body again and again... And you are allowed to do that because you are a precious, precious little princess... Precious... precious little princess. She starts to laugh in an insane way. This causes everyone to leave the room quickly. They ran out the kitchen through a long hall away till they barged into a large light up room.

Were in the ball room! Matt tells them. The ball room was a very big and I mean big golden room with angels painted on the wall. The roof was barely noticeable duo to its height but at the top hanged a golden French Empire Crystal Chandelier it lighted up the whole room. And the roof was painted gold but with a weird design on it. a dragon was on each end of the four corners each of them trying to get a black out figure angel. There was also a huge as window that covered the whole wall. Outside it look like dark rainy clouds.

Good, KINZIE! Asha yells. WERE HERE! No answer.

KINZEI! GET YOU ASS UP FRONT THE FUCKING RADIO AND GET US OUT OF HERE! The boss ordered. But still no answer. I'm suddenly worried.

AND YOU SHOULD BE! The voice (or Genevieve) says. NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE IF SAINTS CAN REALLY FLY!

What does she mean by that? Johnny asks. And then his question was answered when a loud roar was heard.

Fuck me not Paul again. Pierce said but it wasn't Paul.

Just then a the window started to crack until it burst, the roar was heard again but this time much closer. Until it flew into the ball room.

A GAINT FUCKING DRAGON!? REALLY!? The screamed.

Matt and shaundi stared in horror.

ALDUIN!

Kikkie: end of chapter 9! Hope you enjoyed it!

Matt: ;-;

Shaundi: ;-;

Kikkie: what wrong with you two?

Matt: we just really hate alduin

Kikkie: uhhh

Boss: I get why matt scared but you Shaundi?

Shaundi: you have not been shitless till you battle alduin on master mode…when you're high.

Johnny: review.