First of all... I AM SO DAMN SORRY BECAUSE OF NOT UPDATING MY MOM TOOK MY LAPTOP AWAY FROM ME GODSDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING SORRY I WASTED A WHOLE FUCKING SUMMER SORRY SORRY SORRY

but now you have got me and all is well UvU

well... that was sarcasm. But, anyways, thanks for everyone who favorited, followed... and ACTUALLY FREAKING REVIEWED thank the gods so yeah please do that UvU

But anyways, I'm still sorry for the huge cliff-hanger on the last chapter and you were itching to find out what happened next. So, read on!

Oh, and the disclaimer: I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON! ANNABETH DOES! (try to find where I got that awesome disclaimer :D)


Travis POV

It was 11:30, and we were well on our way back to camp. Me and Connor-Okay, okay, Annabeth! Calm down, sheesh!-Connor and I were rubbing our hands together with anticipation. This was going to be the best April Fool's day in the history of Camp. Ha! We'll go down in history (well, I have already gone down a lot in History... geez, Katie's going to smack me when she hears I got a F- sorry. ADHD, y'know, the works.

ANYWAYS

Yup, that's my new manta. ANYWAYS, Leo and Nyssa were driving the ship, me and Connor were sharing our prank ideas with the others, and Percy and Annabeth-let's not talk about them.

ANYWAYS

We decided to throw a confetti bomb from the Argo, and make everyone think it's some kind of surprise attack from the Romans or something, although that would be impossible, but trust a demigod to think whatever you want them to think. And then, when they finally get out of their cabins, they'll see confetti everywhere. We stoll-I mean, stole- the banner from the Hephaestus cabin, and yes, it's random prank time! We've already set up various pranks everywhere, from booby traps (filled with worms) to fake floor to random triggers for a fake fist especially aimed for your face. This. Was. Going. To. Be. Epic. Of course, everyone would be mad at us and go chasing us around Camp and getting revenge, but it'll be worth it. At least the Hermes Cabin has the common sense to not fall for it.

SPEAKING OF WHICH

Yes, I change mantas every minute. You'll have to deal with it. SPEAKING OF WHICH...

"Hey, want to hear a joke?"

"HEY!" Leo's voie blasted from the loudspeaker. I was surprised he was listening. "THAT WAS MY LINE!"

I shrugged. "Did you hear the prank that Arachne pulled on Percabeth?"

"I have a feeling I'll cry for this one," Annabeth said warily, yawning.

"What?" Piper chimed in, completely poker-face.

"They totally fell for it!"

"Okay," Jason said. "I don't know whether to laugh or to cry." Piper rolled her eyes.

Piper smiled. "Want to play jokes? I'm not that good at jokes, even at the influence of Leo, so I'll crack a riddle." This time Jason rolled his eyes.

"Socializing time, Pipes?"

"Yuh-huh. So, what is so fragile, when you say its name, its broken?" We all thought for a split second, and Annabeth snapped her fingers.

"Silence. When you say its name, its broken. When you say 'silence', silence is broken."

Piper laughed good-naturedly. "I don't blame you for being the daughter of Athena. I have a feeling you're going to get all of these right."


Okay, I would love to be a evil guy and just skip to the part where all the action starts, but then my fangirls-okay, okay! Also Piper's fangirls, will be diappointed, so throughout the trip we were basically asking riddles like:

'There are ten oranges, and you give one orange each to ten customers. In the end, you still have one left in the plate. How?'

'That's actually quite easy- the last customer could've just took the plate with them.'

'What? How-'

'We-we're here!' Nyssa's voice came out from the loudspeaker. I figured she was pretty damn tired, after driving that... monstrosity. Sorry, Leo. Had to use that.

But- oh, baby, the camp was going to having a big surprise.


LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A HALF-

Sorry, wrong script. Look, I didn't want to end the story like that- :( I'm really stuck, so, ideas? :) I'll try to update ASAP, but with school and exams swallowing me... ugh. *shudders* but, hang on, and stay tuned!

See you soon (hopefully),

~Seven