(Ok I have this out a little early because I will be working during Valentine's weekend and I won't have time to update sorry)
Hikira: *smiling happily* hello people and Happy Valentine's Day
Cat:*dully* yeah happy most painful day of the year
Hikira: as you can tell she not happy about it one bit
Cat: why are you so happy you're usually as depressed as I am on this day?
Hikira: I HAD CHOCOLATE ^///^
Cat: that explains a lot, how much did you have?
Hikira: I had that stash that Dark keeps hidden in the back of the closet
Dark: umm Hikira that wasn't regular chocolate
Hikira: oh shit was that the alcohol chocolates
Dark: yeah how many did you have?
Hikira:*shyly* the whole stash
Dark:*anime fall* why
Hikira: hey they were really good
Dark; T___T it took me forever to get those…great now I have to steal more from Bakura
Hikira: anyway we are going to see how the Yugioh character celebrate valentine day
Cat: I call YamixYugi and SetoxJoey
Hikira: alright I get BakuraxRyou
Dark: hey why am I stuck with MarikxMalik
Cat: too slow Dark
Dark: damn it anyway don't you work today
Cat: I'm on break
Hikira: so on with the show
===with Cat===
Cat: ok so I'm gonna see what Kaiba and Joey are doing since they are the easiest guys, oh there they are *points the camera at them*
Joey: so Seto where are we going
Kaiba: you'll see
Joey: if you are going to buy me another dog costume then I'm gonna kill you
Kaiba; *chuckles* no I'm not ah here we are
(They stop in front of a candy store)
Joey: Seto what are we doing here
Kaiba; like I said puppy you'll see
(They go inside)
Cat: my yaoi senses are tingling, I wonder what Kaiba has planed *sneaks over to the candy store* the door is the obvious way in. Let's try the vent *sneaks in the air vent* ok I'm inside so let's see what Kaiba and Joey are doing *pointing the camera at them*
Joey: *laying naked on a table* ahhh Sseto
Kaiba: *pouring chocolate on Joey's chest* I bought the whole place for the day so we can have some privacy
Joey: Seto oh that feels nice
Kaiba: that's good, because I am going to eat you up Joey
Cat: *drooling*
Kaiba: now how to make you tastier I could pour some cameral on you so it would match your hair *kisses Joey chest* or I could use strawberry sauce.
Joey: oh god Sseto
Cat: *sneeze* ow I bif my founge
Joey & Kaiba: *looks up at the air vent* WTF
Joey: is that Cat
Kaiba: grrr Cat*throws a bowel at the air vent*
(Air vent collapse)
Joey: *covers himself up*
Cat; ahhh *falls and hits the ground* oww that hurt *looks up at Kaiba* umm I can explain this time
Kaiba: oh really *cracks knuckles*
===with Dark===
Dark; *in disguise*ok I really don t want to do this but i have to cuz aibou will probably kick me out of the house if I don't *sigh* so let's just get this over with and see what the stupid bastard and his lover are doing *points the camera at them*
Malik: Marik thank you for taking me to the beach
Marik: it was nothing beside you owe me for tonight
Malik: *sigh* I knew you would say that
Marik: anyway let's just enjoy the beach
Malik: *nods* yeah it's great the weather is warming up now, maybe we can go swimming
Marik: or skinny dipping
Malik: we can try that
Marik: after maybe I can give you a sex on the beach
Dark: gah this guy is a pervert
Malik: hmm ok good thing no one is here
Marik: *looks at Dark* hey is that girl recording us
Dark: oh shit forgot to hide
Marik: hey knock it off yaoi fan girl
Dark: shut it you stupid pervert
Malik: hey Dark why are you recording
Dark: stupid Valentine's Day thing
Marik: in that case *kisses Malik passionately*
Dark: THAT IT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR PREVERT ASS
Marik: bring it on bitch
===with Hikira===
Hikira: oww my head is killing me *groans* so I finally found Bakura and Ryou right now they are having dinner at a Olive Garden and they are about to get dessert let's see what kind they picked*points the camera at them*
Ryou: mm that was great thank you Bakura for taking me here
Bakura: your welcome it's kind of a make up for…you know the…beatings
Ryou: you didn't have to Bakura I've already forgiven you
Hikira: aww this is so cute
Bakura: I know but still I can't to forgive myself
Ryou: Bakura *holds his hand*
Waiter: sir your dessert a cherry cheesecake
Bakura: thank you
Waiter: * places cheesecake and leaves*
Ryou: wow these look really good
Bakura: not as good as you Ryou
Ryou: *blushing* Bakura
Bakura: Ryou…you are a wonderful person and I am good you saved me from the darkness from inside me heart
Ryou: *blushing more* it was nothing
Bakura: and I wanted to ask you
Ryou: Bakura are you going too
Bakura: *gets on one knee* I'm not good with this type of stuff so *pulls out a box* Ryou will you be my hikari forever
Hikira: OMG NO WAY
Ryou: *tearing up* Bakura of course I will
Bakura:*place silver ring on Ryou* thank you my hikari *kisses Ryou passionately*
Hikira: *cell phone going off to kitty Cat dance* damn it aibou *answer phone* mushi mushi
Cat- Hikira there's been a slight problem
Hikira: you just ruined a perfect yaoi moment, what happen this time?
Cat- Kaiba found out I was spying on him and well…I'm in jail
Hikira: again
Cat- yeah
Hikira; aibou that's the third time this month
Cat- Hikira please bail me out the guys in here look really scary
Hikira: hang on aibou Dark is calling me
Cat- HIKIRA PLEAS DON T-
Hikira: *press button* hello
Dark- hey Hikira can you pick me up
Hikira: what happen to your bike?
Dark- stupid bastard Marik stole it
Hikira: Dark did you get into a fight with Marik again?
Dark- he started it
Hikira: fine but, we have to hurry aibou is in jail
Dark- again
Hikira: again bye *hangs up phone and leaves*
Bakura: looks like little Hikira was spying on us
Ryou: *eating cheesecake* I wonder if they already spied on Yami and Yugi
===with Yami and Yugi===
Yami: oh Ra aibou I love you
Yugi: hmm more Yami
Yami: oh god Yugi
Yugi: ah I love you so much Yami
Yami: *panting* Yugi *panting*
Yugi; *pant* Yami that was so great
Yami: I know, I wonder how come the girls didn't try to spy on us
Yugi: doesn't matter *snuggles with Yami* I'm just glad I have you to myself
Yami: little possive aren't we Yugi
Yugi; hmm only on Valentine's Day
Yami: Happy Valentine's Day aibou
Yugi: you too Atemu
Yami *smiles and kisses passionately*
===with Cat===
Cat: *behind bars* R&R I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH
