(Ok I have this out a little early because I will be working during Valentine's weekend and I won't have time to update sorry)

Hikira: *smiling happily* hello people and Happy Valentine's Day

Cat:*dully* yeah happy most painful day of the year

Hikira: as you can tell she not happy about it one bit

Cat: why are you so happy you're usually as depressed as I am on this day?

Hikira: I HAD CHOCOLATE ^///^

Cat: that explains a lot, how much did you have?

Hikira: I had that stash that Dark keeps hidden in the back of the closet

Dark: umm Hikira that wasn't regular chocolate

Hikira: oh shit was that the alcohol chocolates

Dark: yeah how many did you have?

Hikira:*shyly* the whole stash

Dark:*anime fall* why

Hikira: hey they were really good

Dark; T___T it took me forever to get those…great now I have to steal more from Bakura

Hikira: anyway we are going to see how the Yugioh character celebrate valentine day

Cat: I call YamixYugi and SetoxJoey

Hikira: alright I get BakuraxRyou

Dark: hey why am I stuck with MarikxMalik

Cat: too slow Dark

Dark: damn it anyway don't you work today

Cat: I'm on break

Hikira: so on with the show

===with Cat===

Cat: ok so I'm gonna see what Kaiba and Joey are doing since they are the easiest guys, oh there they are *points the camera at them*

Joey: so Seto where are we going

Kaiba: you'll see

Joey: if you are going to buy me another dog costume then I'm gonna kill you

Kaiba; *chuckles* no I'm not ah here we are

(They stop in front of a candy store)

Joey: Seto what are we doing here

Kaiba; like I said puppy you'll see

(They go inside)

Cat: my yaoi senses are tingling, I wonder what Kaiba has planed *sneaks over to the candy store* the door is the obvious way in. Let's try the vent *sneaks in the air vent* ok I'm inside so let's see what Kaiba and Joey are doing *pointing the camera at them*

Joey: *laying naked on a table* ahhh Sseto

Kaiba: *pouring chocolate on Joey's chest* I bought the whole place for the day so we can have some privacy

Joey: Seto oh that feels nice

Kaiba: that's good, because I am going to eat you up Joey

Cat: *drooling*

Kaiba: now how to make you tastier I could pour some cameral on you so it would match your hair *kisses Joey chest* or I could use strawberry sauce.

Joey: oh god Sseto

Cat: *sneeze* ow I bif my founge

Joey & Kaiba: *looks up at the air vent* WTF

Joey: is that Cat

Kaiba: grrr Cat*throws a bowel at the air vent*

(Air vent collapse)

Joey: *covers himself up*

Cat; ahhh *falls and hits the ground* oww that hurt *looks up at Kaiba* umm I can explain this time

Kaiba: oh really *cracks knuckles*

===with Dark===

Dark; *in disguise*ok I really don t want to do this but i have to cuz aibou will probably kick me out of the house if I don't *sigh* so let's just get this over with and see what the stupid bastard and his lover are doing *points the camera at them*

Malik: Marik thank you for taking me to the beach

Marik: it was nothing beside you owe me for tonight

Malik: *sigh* I knew you would say that

Marik: anyway let's just enjoy the beach

Malik: *nods* yeah it's great the weather is warming up now, maybe we can go swimming

Marik: or skinny dipping

Malik: we can try that

Marik: after maybe I can give you a sex on the beach

Dark: gah this guy is a pervert

Malik: hmm ok good thing no one is here

Marik: *looks at Dark* hey is that girl recording us

Dark: oh shit forgot to hide

Marik: hey knock it off yaoi fan girl

Dark: shut it you stupid pervert

Malik: hey Dark why are you recording

Dark: stupid Valentine's Day thing

Marik: in that case *kisses Malik passionately*

Dark: THAT IT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR PREVERT ASS

Marik: bring it on bitch

===with Hikira===

Hikira: oww my head is killing me *groans* so I finally found Bakura and Ryou right now they are having dinner at a Olive Garden and they are about to get dessert let's see what kind they picked*points the camera at them*

Ryou: mm that was great thank you Bakura for taking me here

Bakura: your welcome it's kind of a make up for…you know the…beatings

Ryou: you didn't have to Bakura I've already forgiven you

Hikira: aww this is so cute

Bakura: I know but still I can't to forgive myself

Ryou: Bakura *holds his hand*

Waiter: sir your dessert a cherry cheesecake

Bakura: thank you

Waiter: * places cheesecake and leaves*

Ryou: wow these look really good

Bakura: not as good as you Ryou

Ryou: *blushing* Bakura

Bakura: Ryou…you are a wonderful person and I am good you saved me from the darkness from inside me heart

Ryou: *blushing more* it was nothing

Bakura: and I wanted to ask you

Ryou: Bakura are you going too

Bakura: *gets on one knee* I'm not good with this type of stuff so *pulls out a box* Ryou will you be my hikari forever

Hikira: OMG NO WAY

Ryou: *tearing up* Bakura of course I will

Bakura:*place silver ring on Ryou* thank you my hikari *kisses Ryou passionately*

Hikira: *cell phone going off to kitty Cat dance* damn it aibou *answer phone* mushi mushi

Cat- Hikira there's been a slight problem

Hikira: you just ruined a perfect yaoi moment, what happen this time?

Cat- Kaiba found out I was spying on him and well…I'm in jail

Hikira: again

Cat- yeah

Hikira; aibou that's the third time this month

Cat- Hikira please bail me out the guys in here look really scary

Hikira: hang on aibou Dark is calling me

Cat- HIKIRA PLEAS DON T-

Hikira: *press button* hello

Dark- hey Hikira can you pick me up

Hikira: what happen to your bike?

Dark- stupid bastard Marik stole it

Hikira: Dark did you get into a fight with Marik again?

Dark- he started it

Hikira: fine but, we have to hurry aibou is in jail

Dark- again

Hikira: again bye *hangs up phone and leaves*

Bakura: looks like little Hikira was spying on us

Ryou: *eating cheesecake* I wonder if they already spied on Yami and Yugi

===with Yami and Yugi===

Yami: oh Ra aibou I love you

Yugi: hmm more Yami

Yami: oh god Yugi

Yugi: ah I love you so much Yami

Yami: *panting* Yugi *panting*

Yugi; *pant* Yami that was so great

Yami: I know, I wonder how come the girls didn't try to spy on us

Yugi: doesn't matter *snuggles with Yami* I'm just glad I have you to myself

Yami: little possive aren't we Yugi

Yugi; hmm only on Valentine's Day

Yami: Happy Valentine's Day aibou

Yugi: you too Atemu

Yami *smiles and kisses passionately*

===with Cat===

Cat: *behind bars* R&R I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH