"Raph! Hello? Raph!"
"… Whaddya want, Bonehead?"
"Did I wake you? Sorry 'bout that, man."
"Why did ya?"
"Yeah, about that."
"Casey, tell me that ain't.."
"Good news, I got the diamonds from them. Bad news-"
"Is that sirens?"
"Well, three guesses and it ain't the paramedics! Raph, man, I gotta stash the diamonds!"
"Don't swallow them."
"Right. I'm gonna swallow them, Raph!"
"No, man, don't- dammit!"
"We can return 'em later!"
"I ain't touching those."
"Why not?"
"You dumbskull. Where are ya?"
"They're getting closer, man!"
"One day I'll lose my patience and I'll hit you. In the face. Very hard. Again."
"Yeah, that's nice, but what the hell am I supposed to do?"
"Just stop the freaking bike. They've got nothing on you now."
"Weeeeell…"
"Aw, man! What's wrong with you?"
"Hey, to hell with ya, what's wrong with you?!"
"I ain't the one getting chased down by the boys in blue!"
"They're just so damn stubborn, they're following me everywhere!"
"Geez, I wonder why!"
"I'm not sure I'm liking you're attitude, Mister."
"Case, just stop. You're gonna get yourself killed."
"Aw, Raphie, I'm touched! But high speed driving is what I do best!"
"Get rid of the shellcell first, will ya? Or Leo will kill ya."
"Tsh, stupid Leo. I'll show 'em!"
"Don't be an assbutt, you're gonna crash. Pull over!"
"And give up without a fight? Not Casey Jones!"
"You're not fighting, you're running."
"I never run!"
"You're an idiot.. How long have they been following you anyway?"
"Uhm… Well.. Awhile.."
"How long is awhile, Edward Cullen?"
"Seriously, man? You watched Twilight?"
"Shuttup."
"You shuttup."
"Just stop the damn bike before you crash."
"FINE!"
"…"
"…"
"Oh c'mon, dickhead, you ain't gonna fight them."
"How'd ya know?"
"Put those away, man, you can talk your way out of this. On second thought, maybe you should run."
"…"
"…"
"Dammit, poopface, you're paying for this ticket."
"In my dreams, which I'll be returning to shortly."
"…"
"You got something to say?"
"…"
"Well, when you're done thinking at me-"
"I could have gotten away, Raph."
"I just saved you from jail, halfbrain. And possibly death. Why I keep doing it, I don't even wanna know. I'm hungry, bring down some food."
"I could've just taken him down."
"Yeah, who's side are you on anyway? We talked about this. Need a reminder?"
"No."
"The great Casey Jones, sulking. Forget it, man, you don't wanna die in a crash anyway."
".. Ya right. We're going down swinging, dammit!"
"Ya got it."
"Yeah, you're right! Pick your battles and that jazz! Did Splinter teach ya that?"
"Mikey, actually. Don't tell him that."
"Aww-"
"Ya got problems, man. Why don't ya fix yourself and bring me food, jerk."
"I'm not a dog, bitch."
"Could've fooled me, always whining."
"I don't whine!"
"Fetch. Food."
"Get it. Yourself."
"Nobody wants a bad dog, Case."
"Screw you, man. Pizza good or?"
"… duh."
"Right. Nevermind."
A/N Well, the sleepyhead, talking about Raphael became talking TO Raphael. I have no control.
I really value your opinions - most wanna stick with humor, but think these dialog fics can be capable of more if I want them to(you're so supportive, I love you guys!) – I guess we'll see what happens and agree that if they start getting uninteresting or boring, you'll let me know, won't you? ;) Review, please!