The Lego Dee-Vee-Dee Chapter 10

*As Lord Business's speech and shot fades, a shot of a double decker couch comes into focus, Emmet, a very green Unikitty, Wyldstyle, Benny, Batman and Vitruvius all pop out*

Vitruvius: Well, we're still alive. (Unikitty: Yeah! *she returns back to her normal pink self)

Wyldstyle: Heh. The double-decker couch. It wasn't totally pointless after all.

Benny: It's the one thing that stayed together.

Vitruvius: I always believed in you, Emmet.

Batman: I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice... ...we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship... ...is gonna come out of nowhere and save us... My gosh!

*Bricksburg cheers as Metalbeard's mighty ship appears from the horizon*

Emmet: Thanks for that Batman, you always know when to invite Karma

Batman: *pulls his cape around himself* Just doing my job

*they chuckle and turn back to the film*

Metalbeard: Avast, mateys! *when the ship draws near, Metalbeard uses the swaying of the ship scoops them up into his ship, he swings himself onto a net leading up to the crows nest*

Benny: Metalbeard! I thought you said we were a lost cause!

Metalbeard: Ye are! Did ye not hear me whole story circumscribing the folly of this whole enterprise?

Emmet: Your "Tale of Woe" at the Dog I believe?

Metalbeard: Aye laddie me Tale of Woe

Batman: Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.

Unikitty: So why did you come back?

Metalbeard: This be-doubled land couch. *the camera pans on it, with a beacon of light emitting from it* I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. *he hops down onto the deck* Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmet: *happy* Oh, thank you.

Metalbeard: Ideas so dumb and bad... ...that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

Emmet: *sarcastic* Oh. Thank you.

Vitruvius: So, Special *everybody looks at Emmet* what do we do?

Emmet: *dead silent for about 5 seconds* Uh... *taps his chin in thought* Well... ...what's the last thing Lord Business expects MasterBuilders will do?

Benny: Build a spaceship?

Business: Yes

Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?

Business: Ye… wait what!?

Unikitty: Marry a marshmallow.

Business: … well you maybe, but not really

Metalbeard: Why, this *transforms into a robo dancer*How-how-how-how how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm?

Business: And I'm officially freaked out now

Emmet: No! It's follow the instructions.

*He is instantly met with groans of disapproval*

Benny: Don't like that.

Unikitty: Sounds weird.

Emmet: Hmm I wonder if I went with this up at the dog how the other Masterbuilders would react

Superman: You'd get thrown off Cloud Cuckoo Land into the sea, you'd be scooped back up but that's how it's done in CCL right Kitty?

Unikitty: Benny made the error of wanting to follow the instructions when building one of his spaceships, *giggles* a bunch of us grabbed him up and threw him off

Emmet: Oh so kinda like a hazing thing?

Unikitty: Precisely

Emmet: Now, listen. Wait, listen. Guys, you're all so talented and imaginative. But you can't work together as a team. I'm just a construction worker. But when I had a plan and we were all working together... ...I mean, we could build a skyscraper. Now, you're MasterBuilders. Just imagine what could happen if you did that. You could save the universe.

Business: Wow, what a speech.

Superman: Indeed, a rousing speech that would instil confidence and bravery into anyone

*Emmet smiles bashfully*

Vitruvius Well said, Emmet. Well said.

Emmet: Really?

Metalbeard: She be a fine speech there, laddie.

*Emmet looks around at his friends*

Emmet: Okay. Somebody get me some markers... ...some construction paper... ...and some glitter glue!

*Everybody heads to the captains quarters to discuss the plan*