Esmeralda, the Ear'Quessir.
Author's Note: Well, I decided to grace you with a new chapter, even though I should be writing another paper for history. Good for you huh? You should feel special. Heh. Anyway...you know what to do.
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bubblymuggle4: Ahaha...that song is pretty stupid but if you want somethign to laugh at, there you go. Did anyone dance to it? Ahah oh boy. That reminds me of my homecoming weekend, our football team sucks, we lost like fourty two to seven or something. But everyother sport is goood, it's crazy. Thanks, it sucks really bad cause my moms is trying to get me to stop playing thinking I'm going to ruin it to where I can't walk and I'm like NOOOOOO!! I'll die! So now I'm fending my parents off, trying to still be able to play sports. Ugggh. Thanks again! I'm glad you like it!
Hallows07: Thanks, I'm glad you like it! Ahaha, I'm gonna try to update as much as possible, but I don't know how well I can fit that in with my scheduele and stuff. But I'm trying!
Chapter ten: Snow angels, like me.
Legolas hasn't spoken to me since my song. That was three days ago, we're almost to that big mountain we have to go over. Says Captain Greybeard. Why we have to go over the mountain, is the fault of these stupid birds. We were stopped on this little mountain thing, minding our business when prancy boy yelled something about Crebain, Dunalnd, coming! And we all dove to hide. Unfortuantely I dove into the same bush as Legolas wihch was as akward as could be. Then Gandalf said that way was being watched, so now we have to go where it's cold. Great. Anyway, as I was saying, it's kinda scary not having Legolas even throw an insult. He just sits there and glares at me...I will be the big person here, and admit I'm frightened. Out of my mind. Gimli's no help, always saying things like, well maybe we shouldn't have put his dad in it, he was the one who put it there! Arggg...oh well. I'll see what happens. Floppy hats talking.
"We will reach the foot of the mountains in two hours time, we must rest now and then continue." Gandalf flopped down on a rock and pulled his pipe out. I wonder if he knows smoking is bad for him. I'm not gonna tell him if he doesn't, he might cast some wierd spell on me. I sat down by Legolas, who just ignored my exsictense. Honestly, it was just a joke, why is he taking it so seriously? Man, what a nerd.
"Legolas, what is your problem?"
"I don't know what you are talking about Esme." he quickly glanced at me and then continued to stare foward, ignoring me. Now I don't take to being ignored very well, this is not gonna work. I jumped up in front of him and stuck my face in his.
"Now listen here buster, that song was just a joke, chill out, you know wish you had a song to sing about me. In fact, I'll help you make one. Just stop acting like a little bitch." He pulled back from me, got up and left. Just then gandalf said it was time for us to resume our travels. What the hell. We had only been there like two minutes. Wierd old man. Great, I still have to travel with a moody elf, some annoying hobbits, two gurmpy men, a wierd wizard, and a stupid dwarf. What company. I think I'll have better luck talking to Bill, even though Sam won't let me near him. Posessive little freak. I grudginly gathered my pack back up and started walking towards the slowly sloping foot of that stupid mountain, Cards-Are-Us or something. Caradhras. Thats the one. Pfoohy. This is going to be a miserable walk...all up hill, in the snow, wearing only a cloak. Atleast I'm an elf. I don't have these problems...Mwuahaha. Ahem. Anyways...
"What are you thinking about lass?" Gimli asked sending me wierd looks, I guess I laughed out loud.
"Errr...nothing really. Sorry...Heh." I sent the fellowship a cheeky smile and ran up the front. I'm ready to be done with this.
We finally reached Caradhras, and I couldn't even see the top. It was HUGE. I mean, I know all mountains are big, but this was like, the biggest I'd ever seen. It made the hobbits look like specs of dirt beside it. Wait, why are they so far away? AHHHH THEY LEFT ME! I sprinted to catch up with them yelling the whole way there, causing Gandalf, Legolas, Aragorn, and Boromir to glare my direction. I sent a furivtive glare at Boromir, I never even spoke to him he has no right to glare at me. Stupid men. I flipped my hair over my shoulder and started to climb the mountain leaving them behind. I hate snow, I just don't like it at all. Especially when you want to get somewhere fast, and then you can't because it's causing you to have to slow down because you can't get through it. Thats whats happening now, me and Legolas are the only ones who can get through the snow without any issues, everyone else was burried almost to their heads in the snow. The hobbits were currently being carried by Aragorn and Boromir. Making them even slower. Great. This is going to take FOREVER.
"Oh come on, this is ridiculous!' I shouted marching back to were the men were carrying the hobbits, I grabbed Pippin's arm and prepared to continue on, only to sink into the snow with the extra weight. "Good Lord, how much do you weigh Pippin?" He started sniffling, sensitive prick. "No, I didn't mean anything by it. Stop crying. DON'T CRY DAMN IT!!" I felt him be pryed out of my grasp to see Legolas shaking his head while rolling his eyes, holding him before continuing to walk on the top of the snow. The nerve of that elf. I scrambled out of the snow and was about to run after him when I heard a commotion behind me. I turn to see Boromir holding something that was glinting in the sun, he was staring at it intensely, Aragorn could be heard yelling his name. That must be the Ring. Boromir is ignoring him. No one is moving, guess that means I have to take action to stop this. I balled up some snow into a ball and lobbed it right at his head. It hit him square in the head. He snapped out of his trance and turned around to send a murderous glare in my direction. I placed my hand on my hip and raised my eyebrow.
"Boromir." Aragorn said, I noticed his hand resting on his hilt. So maybe he did have it under control.
Boromir turned to face Frodo and Aragorn, "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... Such a little thing." Ignoring Aragorn he continued to stare at the ring in his hand. I prepared another ball only to have Legolas put his hand on it to stop me from throwing it.
"Boromir, give Frodo the Ring." Finally Boromir snapped out of his trance and looked Frodo in the eye.
" As you wish. I care not." Frodo snatched the ring From Boromir, who merely ruffled Frodo's hair, which I could tell Frodo didn't like, considering the glare he sent at Boromir. Aragorn took his had off his hilt and continued on following after Boromir. I sent him a questioning look and he just shook his head. I'll find out later what this is about. I turned to follow after them only to hear something over the wind. It sounded like a voice. An evil one.
"Legolas, tentanya? "(Legolas, do you hear that?) I sent him a panicked look to see him carrying the same expression. He ran to the front and listened to the voice a little longer.
"There is a fell voice on the air!" he shouted looking back at Gandalf. My mouth fell open. Did I not just ask him that? Arrg.
"IT IS SARUMAN!" shouted Gandalf running to where Legolas was standing. What the hell? Saruman isn't here, or is he? I started looking around us, only to see a few rocks falling, I jumped out of the way and turned to face Gandalf who was chanting out in some strange language against Saruman. We'll see who wins.
"He's trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back!" shouted Aragorn shielding Frodo and Sam. I noticed Boromir doing the same with Merry and Pippin. It would ahve been cute if we weren''t in this situation. Hell, its cute now, I cracked a smile, only for Boromir to give me a strange look.I just turned away and faced Gandalf who ignored Aragorn's comment. Suddenly a lightning bolt struck the top of the moment, bringing down a torrent of rocks and snow. I didn't have time to move before I was smashed into the wall, between someone's chest and the rocky moutain side. My face was smushed into a very tight, rock hard stomach that smelled of pine trees and grass. I took in a big breathe in, boy did this person smell good. Then I felt their stomach moving up and down as if laughing.I looked up to see Legolas looking down at me smirking.
"I saved your life just now. And all you do is smell me."
"I could have done it myself. And yes, you smell good. Now, can you get off me?' I asked trying to act unbothered, but being that close to Legolas had made my heart beat faster, and my face flush, why I don't know. He's just a loser. I shoved him off of me to see Aragorn and Boromir pulling the hoobits out of the snow. I noticed Gimli was missing and was about ot point this put when a snow covered figure popped out of the snow. The sight of Gimli covered in snow made me laugh. I was leaning against the side of the wall laughing when I heard Frodo say we were going to go through the mines. For some reason Gandalf looked distressed by this call. Oh well, atleast it will be warmer there.
I started to march back down the mountain, just to feel something wet, cold, and icy go down my tunic.
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM! GET IT OUT! IT"S COLD OMG!!" I was jumping around in circles before finally the thing fell out of my tunic. You know what it was? A snowball. A snowball of all things. I heard someone laughing and turned to see none other than Legolas with a snow covered hand, laughing his ass off at me. "Why you little,..." i said before marching over to him. I was about to bop him on the head when he grabbed my arm to keep me from hitting him.
"Now, you didn't think I was gonna let you get away with that little song of yours now did you?" he smirked when I couldn't come up with an answer. I ripped my hand out of his grasp and continued down the mountain, hearing nothing but his laughter, his beautiful, melodious...WAIT STOP! What am I talking about? His laughter isn't beautiful, or melodious for that matter. Although it realyl is. His eyes are pretty to- NO!!!! I don't think those are pretty either. Arrrghghhh...that stupid pansy. HE finalyl caught up with me still smiling. 'You aren't that surprised are you?"
"Don't talk to me. I'm cold, thanks to you." I said through chattering teeth. He laughed a little and shook his head. Little did he know, he was gonna get it when we got off this mountain, no worries. He would get it.
Author's Note: So? What'd you think?