Hey thanks again for reviews I will reply to them but this is just a random bonus chapter… enjoy and REVIEW… not related to the main story just to the other bonus chapter. Its not that good just… strange I think I may have let my imagination get VERY out of hand not very long sorry.

Disclaimer do not own vk or any characters in it. Or any songs that appear.

TAKARA POV …

Three days since I heard what happened between MY prince AND… Evil with bunches. GRR. For this Evil with bunches would pay… with her life.

cue evil laughter. Just as I headed to the room I shared with… Evil with bunches I was stopped by a giant floating mars bar with weird rubber gloves sticking out the sides.

I gasped as the layer pealed of in the shape of the staircase and out stepped…. Three Giant half Chickens half Squirrels. I felt the earth spin around me. How ugly were these… THINGS? "Clu-iff How do you do we come in hatred Clu-iff? We want to give you this hatred offering of a million yen. Clu-iff"

"Ok-ayyyy backing away slowly WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU COME FROM?!?! I Shouted.

"Uh duh we are Sioucala- Eb- Sehca -Citsil- A -Egarf- A - Cala - Repus or squickens as you might call us or aliens if you are that slow." The Thing replied.

"Whatever minger look I am busy I must shoot my fiancé's one true love so see ya suckers." I shoot the 'borrowed' bloody rose at them.

With that taken care of time to kill… Evil with bunches……… Mwahaha

GENERAL POV.

"Now humans and leeches… I mean night and day class, since the cha cha incident the chairman decided to make as dance class." Yagari drawled.

Rima stared at Senri, he had finally started saying more than jumbled words to her. "Senri be your partner."

"'Kay." He replied.

"Tonight we will be dancing to 'In the midnight hour and purple people eater.' Aido you will be working with Kain." Well Yagari thought as long as I have to do this I might as well get some personal entertainment. "And Kuran with Zero. If our pureblood can handle it."

Everyone in the night class growled at him either for putting them in a yaoi couple or taking the wee out of their Transavanian ancestors. "Keep up if you can dudes and dudette's if you can which I doubt suckers. Lets start. Hit it Seiren" Yagari called.

I'm gonna wait till the midnight hourThat's when my love comes tumbling down"Right grab your partners waist." Yagari called. "AND spin." Dirty looks flung his way from the yaoi guys. Shiki blushed and looked over Rima's head

I'm gonna wait till the midnight hourWhen there's no one else aroundI'm gonna take you girl and hold youAnd do all the things I told you

"Shake your hips."

In the midnight hourYes I amOoh yes I amOne more thing I just want to say right here

"Freestyle." Yagari yelled.

TAKARA POV

After disposing of the Things author thinks heartless cow I walked hurridly into Rima's room. Typical she is not in here probably seducing my poor innocent Senri-Babe-Kun like the succubus she is.

I raced back to Senri- babe-kun's room only to find Takuma in a leopard print Leotard. "Hey Takara looking for Shiki? He's in dance I am just warming up before I…" Takuma drabbled.

I ran down the corridor to the gym when I heard…

General POV

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the skyIt had the one long horn, one big eyeI commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"It looks like a purple eater to meIt was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eaterSure looks strange to me (One eye?)Well he came down to earth and he lit in a treeI said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat meI heard him say in a voice so gruffI wouldn't eat you cuz you're so toughIt was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eaterOne-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eaterOne-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eaterSure looks strange to me (One horn?)

What in the hell the horrified night class glanced at each in shock then Rima shrugged kissed Shiki's cheek for no apparent reason then started making horn signs above her head.I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your lineHe said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fineBut that's not the reason that I came to landI wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Yagari was squeezing his sides the whole of the night class had followed Rima's good influence? Anyway Aido had found a helium canister and the were all making funny monster noises.

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eaterPigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater(We wear short shorts)Flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the groundHe started to rock, really rockin' aroundIt was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tuneSing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boomWell bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eaterPigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eaterI like short shortsFlyin' little people eater Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)

Then Rima noticed that Shiki had fainted she smirked. So even after ten years he still fainted after being kissed?!!!

And then he went on his way, and then what do ya knowI saw him last night on a TV showHe was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em deadPlayin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head

clarinet solo)Tequila

The night class who had made a stage bowed whilst Rima crept out with Shiki. She lay him down under her covers….

TAKARA POV…

Ha they were in I was going to knock Rima out as a lesson but then I saw Rima kiss.

Takuma's terrible singing rung though as I crept to Evil with Bunches Room.

Shes just a devil womanWith evil on her mindBeware the devil womanShes gonna get youShes just a devil womanWith evil on her mindBeware the devil womanShes gonna get you from behind

I crept silently to her bed and shot the bloody rose three times at a blonde object I smirked triumphantly until realised that was Senri's wristband. He was slumped unconscious when Rima burst into the room he stirred as if he sensed her that decided it he was to die with her.

I pushed him into her. "Senri-Babe -Kun this wouldn't have happened unless she," I jabbed a finger at Rima, "Interfered and you could conceal you're emotions you don't deserve me. Goodbye honey."

General POV

Two bullets rang through the air and Rima collapsed into Shiki's arms. Takara's eyes bulged in surprise as the bullet entered her back. Jasper Cullen stepped out of Rima's wardrobe one of her bra's stuck in his hair.

He blew the gun smoke and put it back in a Dora the explorer handbag. "Who the hell are you? And why the hell do you keep turning up in the authors fanfic's?!!" Rima asked standing up weakly.

"YOU'RE ALIVE RIMA!!!" Senri shouted happily.

Jasper continued as if nothing had happened. "The name's Hale, Jasper Hale double o sexy apparently the author thinks so too." He said dramatically.

"Is It dead?" Rima asked.

"Nah I just shot It with enough tranquilizers to bring down ten bull elephants she'll be fine by this time next year. Now if you'll excuse me my work here is done I must go save the vampires of the world remember me as you will. See Ya." Double o sexy replied and he dived out the window.

"Thanks." Rima called.

Senri turned to her, "He is weird in a good way I guess. I am so happy you're with me I thought I lost you." Senri said pulling her into a tight embrace and a gentle kiss. Then blushed. "Er you better get some sleep to get better see you later. So… yeah." Senri mumbled more incoherent words and exited as fast as Jasper.

Rima sat down looking bemused. "This is becoming a regular occurrence," She pondered aloud, then she sighed turning to the broken window, "Its freezing what the hell he saves me so I can catch pneumonia?"

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