Fun Times at La Push

Jasper's POV-

"Ok if you want to see what true entertainment, we have to see this." Bella held the tape and looked over at Jake, who gulped.

He was feeling like it was bad but then he got cocky, "Ok well pray tell why you look so confident."

I looked at Bella who now had an evil/devilish feelings wash all over me. Maybe I should burn Alice's clothes…god knows that she takes up half my side of the closet….

I felt Alice stiffen as she swatted me on the head, "DON'T YOU DARE JASPER WHILOCK HALE!"

I threw up my hands in surrender, "Sorry Ali but Bella went evil touchy feeling on me."

Alice glared and huffed. I am in deep shit.

"Yes. Yes Jasper you are. Apparently you are 'sleeping' on the couch." Edward smirked

"Haha!" Emmett laughed mocking Nelson from the Simpsons.

I growled as Jacob coughed and said, "Ok back to the war. Bella?"

Bella shook her head and read the title, "Ninja fail."

Jake gasped, "You wouldn't dare!"

Bella smirked and went over to the VCR and slowly pushed the tape in.

"No!" Jake tried to jump at Bella but was held back by Nessie…when did she come back downstairs?

"Ness please…" Jake begged

"Sorry but this is payback." Nessie glared at Jake. Oh she was pissed.

"You can say that again. She has Bella's temper and stubbornness. She is not letting him live this down." Edward said.

Bella was completely oblivious to our conversation and pushed the tape in…Jake was already in total embarrassment.

"What the hell are you doing?" Bella's voice came on as the camera approached a less wolfish looking Jake. He was in a funky weird position and was breathing deeply.

"What does it look like I am doing? I am practicing being a ninja. I am studying martial arts!" Jake said proudly.

"Well what kind of stance is that? Kick my ass please because I am being a stupid moron? Besides everyone knows I am the real ninja. I have a black belt remember?" Bella boasted.

Surprise was the new feeling in the air. Edward looked at Bella, "You are a black belt?"

Bella nodded, "I was getting picked on in middle school so Renee put me in karate."

"Don't you need coordination for that?" Rose asked

"Well ballet requires coordination and I did that." Bella said

"But you sucked at that." Jake said smugly

"At least I do not get my ass kicked." Bella said triumphantly

Jake scowled

"Oh yea for your information this is called Swan is going to eat mud!" Jake said

"Oh please you cannot be serious." Bella said astounded

"Oh yea watch me I will be a ninja!"

"Jake to be a ninja one must be quiet and stealthy…you are neither."

"I will make you eat those words! Just you wait."

The camera turns off and a new scene appears. Bella is now at a meadow.

"HEY THAT'S MY MEADOW! WHAT THE HELL?" Edward yelled pointing at the scene…oops I sent him outrage waves that was rolling off of Jake…

"Excuse me? I believe that is called our meadow first of all. Second of all I was doing a project for my advance ecology class." Bella said stiffly.

"What was the assignment?" I asked

"Do a nature documentary."

"You had an assignment for summer, that's what you were doing there?" Jake asked

"Yes what did you think I was doing? Hiding from the big bad ninja?" Bella mocked

"What grade where you in?" Nessie intercepted them before they started fighting.

"I was going into ninth and Jake was going into seventh…eighth."

"Eighth thank you very much." Jake snorted

"As you can see the environment in this meadow is very healthy. Look at the leaves…" Bella pointed to one of the flowers.

All of a sudden she stiffened. Closing her eyes she inhaled and then…

"DIE!" Out of nowhere Jake jumped out and took a swing at Bella, but she blocked by taking his arm with both hands, flipped him causing him to land on his back.

"Ow! Damn it!" Jake groaned

Bella smirked, "Ninja rule number one fourteen: Never bite off more than you can chew, or you'll choke."

Once the video ended we all laughed.

"That was a ninja fail!" Emmett was gasping for air.

Jake was growling loudly and stood up. Going over to his box he took out a video and smiled evilly and he asked, "Bells do you remember your rebel days?"

Bella's eyes narrowed and deathly silence filled the room, "The dark days of adrenaline rush because of…"

Jake shook his head, "No the days that Renee forced you to come to Forks because of the influence of Phoenix at one point."

We were all silent as Bella's eyes went from narrow to horror?

"No…you didn't."

Jake's smile grew and he nodded his head, "I believe it was your freshman year of high school. You decided to go against society…"

"Please Jake…do not play it. Please." She was begging.

Jake smirked and walked over to the VCR. Now Bella was mad. Alice and Edward held her back as she tried to tackle him to the ground. Her emotions were out of control, "NO! EJECT THE DAMN THING NOW!"

"Oops my hand slipped." Jake said not feeling an ounce of guilt.

This should be fun.

Ok sorry to end it here. I promise that this story is coming to an end soon. I have a ton of school work to do. I have the scene in my head but not sure on how to type it, but I promise I will type it soon!