A Bel box in Hogwarts

by XxAlysxX

The new DADA co-teacher was weird and overly suspicious. Everything he did stood out even when he didn't have facial expressions and had the worse monotone ever and Harry has had Binns for the last 5 years, that was saying something! Actually Harry was pretty sure that Professor Fran was secretly, or not so secretly, a death eater. It only made sense! Not just one-shots any longer!

10. Chapter 10: Pineapplemares

Disclaimer notice: Nothing is mine. Not Fran and certainly not Harry.

Thanks to:

Kappa Taicho, Trueswipe and Midnight Shadow Girl for favouriting.

Trueswipe and Midnight Shadow Girl for following.

To:

Hakumei Twin Blade: Thanks!

Yume Li: Yes it is but in Katekyo Hitman Reborn canon I'm wondering why they gave him the number 69 as his fandom number. Poor Chrome having Mukuro inside her most of the time...that sounded better in my head.

Also I know they're getting a little short, like drabble short so far but they will get longer.

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Chapter 10: Pineapplemares

'Professor Fran?'

'Yes loud perverted long-haired commander number two.'

'I see pineapples,'

'I think you were meant to say that you see dead people.'

'No I saw ghosts before. I'm seeing a lot of different coloured pineapples...I think the blue one is doing a strip tease, sir,'

'Idiotic perverted feminine commander number two. You're delusional.'

'That doesn't make me feel better,'

'It wasn't meant to but if you want something to cheer you up then you can molest my body then we can go stab the pineapples together.' said Professor Fran with a blush on his face and Harry dare say it...almost looked cute.

'Garrrrrrrrrrr!' screamed Harry as he sat up in his bed sweating.

That had to be the weirdest dream he ever had.

'Mate, you okay?' asked Ron sliding back the curtains to Harry's bed.

Ron had the tomato hat on.

Ron was a tomato.

Ron was a tomato but he just didn't care right now.

'I'm fine Tomato,'

'Tomato?'

'What?'

'You called me Tomato,'

'No I didn't I said Ron,'

'No, you said Tomato,'

'No I didn't but if I did then I'm sorry. The dream I had was really weird and messing with me and I kept seeing pine-...apples...,'

'Harry? What's wrong?'

'Nothing, really,' Of course Harry wasn't going to tell Ron that he was still seeing pineapples even out of his dream.

And there was the blue still stripping while the other pineapples crowd around it stuffing leaves in the yellow flesh...

Harry really needed a psychologist right now.

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Yes, Ron never lost his hat. It's like a permanent fixture. He probably never will.

Also stuffing leaves into the yellow flesh of a pineapple is so totally how pineapples do strip teases.

P.S. Harry gets a new type of torture~!