"The little whore's pregnant !" Juliet screeched.

"Call her that again and I'll ram this firewood right up your UMPFH," Claire was gladly cut off as Charlie slapped a hand over her mouth.

"What do you want ?" Jack groaned, making sure that Kate was behind him.

"I can't believe you got her pregnant !" Juliet spat at Jack.

"What is your problem !" Jack yelled. "Kate and I are going to have a baby, so get over it !"

"Uh Juliet ?"

"What !!" Juliet spun around to see a hand slap her right across the face. Jack was sure the crack of skin on skin could be heard in New Jersey and he winced. Juliet fell on her ass, her cheek still stinging from the blow.

"Hey that hurt my hand as much as it hurt your thick leathery face !" Chloe snapped at the blonde on the ground.

"Gonna fucking kill you for that !" Juliet pushed herself to her feet.

"Oh try it ! You come for me and I'll kick your godamn head off," Chloe barked at her. "Now listen to me. Jack. Doesn't. Want. You ! Tell me that made it clear enough. They are having a baby together and from what I've seen they're very happy about it too. So why don't you take your skanky ass back to the other side of the island cause no one want's you here !" Chloe finally finished her rant, breathing heavily. Juliet glared for a second before walking (not storming for once) away.

"Wow !" Charlie said and the rest of the beach were smirking slightly at the blondes downfall.

"Thank's Chloe," Kate smiled and Chloe winked at her.

"I've been waiting to do that," she chuckled. "But God her head is thick. I think I broke a bone."

"Want me to take a look ?" Jack smiled.

"Nah. My hand's just fine and dandy," Chloe thanked him and stretched. The rest of the beach had gone on and continued to congratulate Jack and Kate and Chloe turned to Sawyer. He was giving her his usual smirk and she shrugged.

"What ?" she giggled.

"Evil little creature," he kissed her roughly.

"MPFH, baby !" Chloe pulled away, placing a hand on his chest.

"What's wrong ?"

"I'm just thinking about Kate's pregnancy..." she murmered.

"Oh God your not are you ?" Sawyer panicked.

"What !? No !" Chloe said.

"Thank God !" Sawyer sighed in relief.

"If I was, would that be bad ?" Chloe asked him.

"Well I mean I don't want a sprog just yet," Sawyer shrugged.

"So what is this ? That we have right now ?" Chloe asked him, backing away.

"Well it's, uh, great sex ?" Sawyer stammered, unable to find the right words. He could have slapped himself at the hurt look that spread across Chloe's face. "Wait I didn't mean..."

"Oh you made your meaning perfectly clear Sawyer," Chloe said and turned away, walking off.

"Chloe !" Sawyer called after her. "I'm sorry !"

"So you basically told her that your relationship was only great sex ?" Jack repeated Sawyers tale and the dejected man nodded.

"Yup. And before you say anything, I've already called myself every term for idiot in the dictionary. I even went to Charlie for some British terms," Sawyer moaned.

"I'm gonna say it anyway. Fucking moron," Jack muttered.

"I know Doc. The best thing that ever happened to me and I told her our relationship was built on sex..." Sawyer sighed.

"I'm gonna get Claire to slap you," Jack said.

"Why don't you do it ?"

"Do I look like I slap people ? You'd end up with a broken nose," Jack chuckled.

"Are you gonna give me advice or make fun of me ?" Sawyer snapped.

"Well I was enjoying making fun of you, but I think some advice is in order," Jack smirked.

"How about this. A girlie night. Just the three of us ?" Claire suggested to Chloe and Kate.

"Does this mean I can't stay with Jack ?" Kate asked.

"Yes. Live with it for one damn night," Claire smirked.

"I think it's a good idea. It'll take my mind off of that asshole," Chloe sighed.

"How you holding up ?" Kate asked her.

"I'm alright. I miss him like hell, you know waking up in his arms, crap like that," she added bitterly.

"Well a girlie night is definatly in order. You can rant and tell us what the sex was like and we can do the same," Claire giggled. For some reason she couldn't seem to stop and eventually fell onto her side. Kate and Chloe exchanged glances.

"Hide the booze," came the joint reply.

"Okay, so you guys and Sawyer will be outside my tent tonight and make sure he's quiet," Claire warned Jack and Charlie.

"I don't think this is such a good idea," Jack said, looking pensive.

"Oh come on ! You don't wanna know what Kate thinks about sex with you ?" Claire rasied an eyebrow.

"Uh, you've managed to change my mind," Jack smiled.

"Also if you screw up," Claire smacked her fist into the palm of her other hand. Jack and Charlie exchanged glances. "You don't think I can kick your asses ?"

"Well after your whole commando episode, I don't doubt it," Charlie said.

"Well then my work is done," Claire smiled.

"Have you been drinking ?" Jack asked.

"Why ?" Claire eyed him.

"No reason what so ever," Jack shrugged.

"Why are we doing this again ? What if Chloe catches me ?" Sawyer whispered to Jack.

"Hey you agreed to this," Jack shot back.

"I didn't agree, you and Charlie dragged me down here," he argued.

"Get over it Sawyer and shush," Charlie poked his shoulder.

"So Claire exactly what do we plan to talk about ? Or more to the point what do you plan to ask me ?" Chloe eyed Claire.

"Well what's a girlie night if we didn't talk about sex ?" Claire giggled.

"A girlie night without talking about sex," Kate answered.

"I think that question was rhetorical," Chloe smirked.

"Come on guys. I wanna know all the details," Claire smiled.

"Fine. But we wanna know about Charlie..." Kate smirked.

"Damn sly asses. Fine it's a deal. Now lets get started."

A/N: Next chappie, what will be revealed ? Will it be scary, amazing, crazy ? And will I finally stop asking stupid quetions ? Find out next time. Also please reveiw. xxx And remember Jaters. True love does not have a happy ending. True love does not have an ending...