Whats up motha fuckas!!! now I know I haven't updated in a while and you may be lost in the storyline, well I have one word of advice for you...go back and read that bitch son!! I would tell you why I haven't updated but excuses are for bitches..I'm out, enjoy this chapter peeps.....
Chapter 10: Let's get this motha fucka started!!
In the Hanskage's office, the Queef Village Jonin were discussing what teams were ready to take the chunnin exams. "Team Keemkashi is ready" Keemkashi said. "Team Pots is ready" A man wearing a green leotard said giving the Hanskage a thumbs up. "Team Nate is ready" Nate Sensei said. "Team White Lady is ready" a white Jonin said while Nate Sensei glared at her ass, 'Nice and flat, Nate Sensei loves that pancake booty!' he thought. "Are you jits fucking serious? Excluding Team Pots, all of your teams are composed of first year Genin." The Hanskage said. "That just shows how much confidence they have in their teams!" Pots N Pans said with a sparkling smile. "Fuck that I'm just hoping Thomas dies during the exams, that way I don't have to deal with his constant bitching" Keemkashi said. "Fine I'll allow it, only because I wish to see Thomas die as well" The Hanskage declared.
Later that day Keemkashi gave each member of his team the news about the exams and that they would start 3 days from the present time. "I can finally prove that one day I'll be the Hanskage!" Corey said. "Yea and I'll be able to prove that I'm a good ninja" Thomas said with a look of hope in his eyes. "Except your not" Jandro said, watching all of Thomas' hope go down the drain.
It was know time for the exams. Corey, Jandro, and Thomas met at the bitch ass academy, and made their way to the exams competitors room but before they could make it inside they were stopped by a teen in a green leotard and a single bulging muscle that ended at his knee, he had a weird hair cut, and to be perfectly honest, he looked like a penis from far away.
"Who are you? Big Dick Playa?" Jandro said getting into a fighting stance. "I am Cock Lee and I wish to fight the one you call Corey" The teenage penis said. "Fuck that. I got this pussy" Thomas said walking forward. "Thats what I'm talking about." Corey said doing a Renegade Alliance handshake with Thomas which was weird because they normally don't get along in my story.
Thomas ran toward Cock Lee but before he could do anything, Lee kicked him square in the jaw. "I am sorry for doing that guy whose name I do not know" Cock Lee said to Thomas whose eyes turned that familiar purple. "I guess its my turn" Corey said, stepping forward and taking Lee's attention off of Thomas, who saw this as a chance to attack. Thomas punched Lee in the back of the head, he then proceeded to monkey stomp the shit out of Lee, but Cock Lee gained the upper hand once again by kicking Thomas into the air. Lee then jumped into the air after Thomas but stopped after he heard a familiar voice.
"Cock Lee, get over here" the voice said. "Oh shit, was that Scorpion?" Jandro said. Jandro, Thomas, and Corey all looked on in confusion as Cock Lee was now begging for forgiveness from a big ass turtle with a headband with two eye holes cut out, on its face. "Ninja turtles are real?" Thomas whispered.