WARNING: Same as usual.
List of things in this story (for now):
AU
Yaoi, meaning male on male action
Mpreg/male pregnancy
Major OOCness, Mostly with Mayuri
Mayuri-centric

They ran through darkness and madness, while their nightmares enveloped them all separately.

"I don't remember the path to Hueco Mundo being so terrifying!" Ichigo said quickly. Everyone nodded like idiots. Kenpachi stopped immediately. Everyone else noticed and did the same.

"What's wrong, Captain?" Ikkaku said looking up at the freakishly tall man.

"This is too damn easy." he said gripping the hilt of his sword even harder. A loud wail came from down the tunnel, in the direction that they were supposed to go.

"Hey! That sounds like Jizo! Come on!" Ishida said quickly.

"Wait, NO!" but it was too late. A large shadow enveloped Ishida and he disappeared. Ichigo fell on his knees.

"Son of a bitch... HE WAS EXPECTING US!" he said slashing at the air with his Zangetsu. Within several seconds, shadows have enveloped every remaining member of the rescue group.

"Comfy?" Aizen said while fluffing up a pillow.

"Me... in this outfit... comfy?" Mayuri said enraged. He was wearing the male Arrancar outfit, but it was too small for him, so his stomach was exposed greatly. Still with no makeup, Mayuri looked like any other person... just pregnant... with twins... and with cat ears and tail...

"Aww... You look so cute!"

"I... hate... you..."

"Aw! I love you, too, Boo! Now, it's time to go night-night, and when you wake up, the kiddies will need to be fed. But, what do they want to eat?"

"Nothing you have for them!"

"Ah ha ha! I said you needed to... SLEEP!" Aizen hit Mayuri on the neck and he was knocked out instantly. Aizen smiled at the sleeping man.

"Yes sleep. My plan is now in action. That pathetic little army they have will never be able to defeat me. I'll just kill them all one by one. Then I'll just have sleeping beauty over here carry my heir, of course after I kill the children he's carrying now." Aizen paced around the room thinking about something intently. "Now how am I going to make sure that Mayuri doesn't try to escape?"

"Why don't I take care of that?" said someone at the door.

"Ahh... You are perfect for the job! Well, commence!"

"God... dammit!" Kenpachi said as he woke up from being unconscious. All he knew about his location was that he surely was in the middle of Hueco Mundo, but exactly where, nothing would come up in his mind. In the distance, he saw a white castle way in the distance. He had no idea exactly what it was, but he knew that it was something important. He stood up and started to walk towards it. He walked several steps forward until he tripped. His legs were weak for some reason. He started to crawl forward, but then his arms gave up, too. He couldn't move. His body was exhausted.

"WelL, I seE yOu are Stukc, eh ZarAKi?" said a voice from in front. Kenpachi used the last of his strength to look up at the figure. The reflection on the glasses obscured his vision.

"Aw... man... my head!" Ishida said out loud. He shut himself up quickly as he heard an echo around him. He was in a large white room. "Am I dead?"

"No, but you're about to be!" a voice said. The sentence repeated within the echo. Ishida looked around quickly as he powered up for a shot. All of a sudden, a large spear came out of nowhere and went close enough to him to cause a cut on his right arm. He attempted to shoot in the direction of the spear, but his arm gave up on him. He didn't know what was wrong. His arm was numb. The cut started to swell up greatly. He quickly ripped off his right sleeve and tied it strongly at the top of his right arm. He didn't want the rest of his body to fail on him. Another spear was on its way. He could hear it coming.

"Dodge, right, now!" Ishida said as he dodged the oncoming spear, but a second one was right next to it, and it cut him in the right lower leg. He quickly ripped off his right pants leg and wrapped it around his knee tightly. He was almost completely immobile.

"Hahaha! I never knew that your speed would have been lost greatly." said the strange voice. It was feminine, but what bitch would want to kill Ishida?

"I may not be able to move, but I still can attack! Crossbow!" Ishida had a blue glowing crossbow in his left hand. He pulled the trigger several times around him. One of the arrows must've hit someone because he heard a sharp yelp. Then, a blue arrow started to move madly around in the air. "Got ya, bitch!" He shot several more times and heard a loud scream. Coming into view was some butterfly wings. Then, a woman with black hair.

Ichigo got up off of the white sand. His head hurt greatly. He didn't know what to do. Heck, he didn't even know where he was!

" Oh Sleeping Beauty! " someone in the distance said singing. " How I have missed you! "

"Who the fuck?" Ichigo said while walking towards the voice. As he got closer, he saw a slender white body with black stripes in a neat form all across it. Its tail was swishing back and forth smoothly, as if it were pleased somehow. The closer he got, the stranger things got. He started to see a kitchen, and that singing thing looked as if it were cooking! It had an apron and a chef's hat. Ichigo was about to scream when he finally noticed who it was when he looked at the long blue hair, tiger-like body, and green mascara.

"Welcome back, honey!" Grimmjow said towards Ichigo. "How was work today?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Ichigo then realized what he was wearing. His bankai turned into a cane, and his robes turned into a tuxedo. "Yep... I'm in Hell..."

"Oh Dear! Do sit down! Dinner's not done yet!" Grimmjow said while ushering Ichigo to couch that he never noticed before. Grimmjow walked back to whatever he was cooking. Ichigo figured that if he was going to get anywhere, he was going to have to play along.

"Well...um...dear, what are you cooking?"

"I'm just preparing some hollows that I caught. Two are for us, and 3 for Aizen, Mayuri, and Szayelaporro."

"Wait, wait, wait! You're giving food to those three?"

"But of course! Aizen's too busy to go hunting, Mayuri's too weak, and Szayel's protecting Mayuri." Ichigo stared at him for a while before looking for a way to leave this place. Spotting a door he ran to it. "I'll be back in a few, babe!" Ichigo yelled as he ran out.

"So you're just gonna stand there and watch me suffer?" Mayuri said as he lay on the bed completely chained down like a wild beast. Szayel just smiled at the struggling man. He had chained him there since Aizen stated that he would be back for some "alone time" later on in the day. The pink haired man began to tease Mayuri about how cute he looked, poked his stomach, etc. "STOP IT!" Mayuri hissed.

"Oh! Someone is getting moody!" Szayel said. He slowly ran his fingers across Mayuri's exposed skin. Mayuri giggled a bit and told him to stop again. The pink haired man brought out a few of his tentacles and began to swirl them gently over and around Mayuri's body. Mayuri loved it. He thought that Nemu loved it after she was raped by those think, long tentacles. He apparently was right.

"Oh dear... more... please... more!" Mayuri said curving his body. The pleasure was twisting his entire form. Mayuri thought about Kenpachi. Is Szayel better? No... it can't possible... there is no way that it could be this way! Mayuri moaned loudly as one of the tentacles ripped of the groin area of his pants, pulled out his large penis, and suck on it furiously. Mayuri began to squeal. Szayel started to laugh, then moaned slightly. The tentacle sucked faster until Mayuri came.

Cum went everywhere. Mayuri was about to faint of intense pleasure if he hadn't came sooner. The two men panted wildly. Szayel licked off some cum that went on him. What they hadn't noticed, though, was that Aizen had walked through the door right before Mayuri came. He was covered, from head to toe, in Mayuri's white, shiny cum. He liked it a lot.

"I never knew that one man could hold so much within him. Let's if you have any more, because I don't like wasting a single drop. Szayelaporro, strip!" Aizen ordered to the Espada. He walked over to Mayuri and unchained him. He slowly pulled the tight clothing off of him. Aizen went to assist, but he just ripped it all off at once. Mayuri was surprised that his tail was twitching madly. Aizen laughed his ass off.

"My my... a tail! Interesting! I should commence some experiments." Szayel said quickly.

"BAD SZAYEL! BAD! WE ARE GOING TO FUCK HIM! NOT KILL HIM! YET!" Aizen said.

"YET?" Mayuri screamed.

"Your children go first. Then you will carry my heir. After that I will dispose of you."

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO! KENPACHI, SAVE ME!"

"What? Is Kenpachi the daddy?"

"Yes!" Aizen stared horrified at the man, who had curled into a ball. He then smiled as he thought of something and bent down in front of Mayuri and picked his chin up so he looked at him. "I might not kill you and the children."

"Really?"

"Yep, as long as you everything I say, of course." Mayuri bit his bottom lip. He was at a loss. If he doesn't follow then both he and his children die. Agree to the terms and he might never leave this place. But does he even want to leave? After a moment of deliberation Mayuri made up his mind.

"I'll do whatever you want. Just don't hurt my kids." Aizen smiled at the man and called the pink haired Espada over to them.

Ichigo continued to run for his life from a mad Grimmjow. The man turned from dangerous to insane and then back to dangerous. He still had the tuxedo on and instead of the desert he was running towards a door extremely far ahead of him down a hallway. He still had no idea what was going on, but all he knew is that if he stopped, he was going to die. There was almost nothing to use to stop Grimmjow with, but every time that there was something that he could use, he used it quickly. It only stopped Grimmjow for about 2 seconds before he continued pursuing Ichigo. He was getting closer and closer.

"So... this is how I die... I'm sorry, everyone..." Just then, Ichigo hit the door so hard that he went right through. He began to fall into an enormous abyss of pure darkness. Nothing is in there. Ichigo closed his eyes and accepted death to the max. Then, after what seems like several seconds of falling hundreds of meters per second, he just stopped. Nothing was there though... so how did he stop? He opened his eyes to notice and open mouth hovering above his face. Drool rushed out like a waterfall, but he moved out of the way just fast enough to not touch it. He inspected the creature that slobbered over him almost.

"N... Ne... NEL?"

"HEY ICHIGO!" said the little green haired girl. A large puff of smoke and a small explosion came, and the fully-adult, busty Nelliel came flying towards Ichigo. Her lips met his as a forced kiss took place between them. Ichigo blushed harshly at the girl's tender kiss and at his hands touching her smooth skin. He didn't know whether to push her off or accept her loving welcome. She got off of him and hugged him with all of her might. Physical strength was lacking on her part for some reason.

"I'm trying more and more to find a way to your world. I got there once by a portal another hollow had made and stole a uniform for girls at your school. Soon I'll be able to be with you forever!" She began to tear up at the thought. Ichigo was stunned by that sight. He was already married to Orihime, but should Nel be his wife of Hueco Mundo? No... He was a loyal man. He liked Nelliel a lot. Her personality was fantastic and the same goes to her body.

"Nel...I'm not in school anymore. I'm already done with college..." Nel looked in horror.

"Impossible... but I remember you just like how you are now! You haven't aged a bit!"

"I have aged, Nel. The last time I saw you was seven years ago." Nel looked at Ichigo blankly. She backed off a bit and fell to the floor. Her body shrank back into her child form. She began to cry heavily.

"ICHI! WHY?" Ichigo flinched. He hasn't heard her cry in years, but it was still as loud and as furious as ever before. He couldn't stop her... he didn't know what to say...

"Nelliel... I'm sorry... I can't think of anything... anything to say... to make you happy..." Ichigo drooped his head. He fell back and onto the thin white sand with a THUMP. The little girl continued to cry for several minutes. She finally began to sob. "Feeling better?" Ichigo said with a small tear running down his face.

"A little..." The short girl said. Ichigo wiped the tear off of his face and smothered his sleeve on her face to clean off the tears and snot. She giggled a bit and walked up to Ichigo. She hugged him again, but lightly this time. Then, Ichigo had an idea. He picked up the little girl by the waist and lifted her up into the air as he lie back down onto the sand. She was confused by the action, but she decided to act like an airplane anyway. After being playful, Ichigo began to speak.

"Nel... I have an idea..."

"Really? This is new... What is it?"

"How about you come back to the World of the Living with me?"

"REALLY?" She smiled and giggled madly. "But... Why?"

"I'll adopt you as my daughter." Nel stared at him. She was astonished by his request. She began to cry again. But these tears were tears of happiness. She forced off his hands from her waist, transformed into her adult form, and cried on his shoulders.

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU!" She screamed with joy as she continued to cry waterfalls. She turned back into her child form and continue to cry into Ichigo's shoulder. After a while she calmed down and the two stayed like that for another 5 minutes.

"I should probably start looking for my friends now, but, I don't want to leave you."

"I can come with you and help fight. Don't worry, I won't hurt myself."

"Ahh... You finally woke up, eh Ikkaku?" Unohana said to the bald man. He was still knocked out from the wild trip through the dark pathway. Byakuya was sitting down breathing heavily. Ikkaku sat up while Unohana was inspecting him thoroughly.

"Where did you get the time to gear that you have?" Ikkaku asked. Unohana ignored him for a moment because she was counting his heartbeats.

"120 over 70... not bad... huh? What did you say?"

"Where did you get the time before we left to grab that gear of yours?"

"Oh... I always carry this stuff with me. No matter what."

"Really? Where is your zanpakuto anyway?" Byakuya said, eyeballing Unohana's empty waist. Not a single sword was there.

"Oh, I left it behind. Why?" Byakuya and Ikkaku stared at her astonished. A captain of the Gotei 13 has left their own sword behind on purpose.

"WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD TO THAT?" Ikkaku said loudly. Byakuya pointed his sword at Ikkaku.

"SHUT THE HELL UP! We're in enemy territory! They could find us and kill us right now as we speak!" Byakuya said. Ikkaku shut his mouth immediately and Unohana wasn't affected by the yelling man at all. She was the quiet one anyway.

"May I just say something?" Unohana said.

"What?" Byakuya replied.

"STOP YELLING BEFORE YOU BLEED TO DEATH!" she yelled. So much for being the quiet one. Byakuya was stunned by Unohana's sudden fury. He then realized what she actually meant. His chest and neck were suddenly bleeding heavily through some bandages that were wrapped around them. He passed out, and Ikkaku and Unohana jumped to save him. "Damn idiot." Ikkaku helped Unohana replace some of Byakuya's bandages and keep pressure on his wounds.

"Karma..." Ikkaku says.

"Shut up!" Unohana said frantically. Ikkaku was astonished. This was a whole new Unohana. She never was like this. She never panicked, she never cried, she never yelled at anyone. She was the complete opposite now. Something wasn't right, and surely, Ikkaku didn't like it. He decided to test Unohana... or whoever it was.

"Unohana?"

"What is it now?"

"What's wrong with Byakuya?"

"Apparently, he suffered severe cuts to the chest and neck areas... uh... and a concussion." There. That's what set off Ikkaku for the next few minutes. He took out his sword and knocked Unohana to the side with a massive bitch-slap. He immediately unleashed his bankai and began to charge it as fast as he possibly could. The woman on the floor slowly got up and quickly turned her head towards Ikkaku. Her look had changed. No longer "The Angel of the Soul Society People", she went full red devil.

Kenpachi was in a huge situation. The masked man with glasses was just slightly more powerful than he was! Kenpachi really did not know what to do! He tried all of his attacks, except one.

"No... If I use it I'll die!" Kenpachi said to himself while dodging the red arrows flying right at him. The masked man began to laugh a bit, but his voice was strange... somewhat alien and robotic.

"MWaHaHa! You HavE nO iDea how Much fUn I'm haviNg rIgHt noW!" The masked man said.

"Hey! Stop your whining, stop the arrows, and face me like a man. Are you even human?" The masked creature giggled in several different tones.

"You RealLy hAvE no IdeA wHo You'RE figHtinG riGht NoW... dO yoU?"

"At least you're intelligent to some extent." The masked thing jumped right in front of Kenpachi and smacked him right across the face. He drew an arrow and pointed it at Kenpachi's head. The spiky haired man just stared with a blank face. His bells rang with a strange gust of wind. They were in a stare-off. Not a single muscle was moving. Kenpachi's sword was several feet away, too far for him to get the blade anyway. The tip of the arrow was just an inch from his face.

The tension was high. Kenpachi began to sweat. He didn't know what to do. He looked around quickly, thinking of anything possible to do. Once he realized that there was only one option left, he was scared.

"Any lAst wORds, ZarAKi?"

"Yeah... beep, beep, beep, WHAT THE FUCK, BOOM!"