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ANYWAY, IT'S JUST CLAY!

JG: Can a death metal band put the hurt on a top notch fighting force? Who will emerge victorious in our 22 team James Bond Henchmen Battle Royale? And will our insane fire ant take out the robotic General? Find out tonight on-

CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH

(Cartoon, Anime, Movie Edition)

Johnny Gomez (JG): Hello folks and welcome to another death inducing episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. I'm Johnny Gomez-

Nick Diamond (ND): -and I'm Nick Diamond. I'm very excited for the fights tonight, Johnny!

JG: I can tell. For those of you wondering why Nick is so happy, we gave our co-anchor, Inferno, the night off so he can prepare for his big fight tonight against General Grievous.

M. Night Shyamalan: What a tweest!

Nick sighed heavily.

JG: As you can see, our guest co-anchor for tonight is director M. Night Shyamalan.

M. Night: I'm excited to be here tonight guys! I hope to put lots of tweests on things tonight!

Nick again sighed and pounded his head into the table.

JG: Well, we can only hope so.

ND: God I hate my job.

JG: Um want to tell them about what's on our fight card for tonight, Nick?

ND: Sure, Johnny. First we have popular death metal band Dethklok taking on the Ginyu Force in a battle to determine who is more "badass", as our combatants put it. They will have a fan requested guest referee in the form of Iruka Unimo.

JG: Our second fight is something rather special and unique. Every henchmen from the 22 official James Bond movies is here tonight and will be battling in a massive 22 team battle for the title of Ultimate Henchman. It will be the most combatants we have ever had in a Deathmatch, at 134 fighters.

M. Night: WHAT A TWEEST!

ND: Ok, THAT DOES IT! I can't stand this stupid moron!

Nick, in rage, shoved M. Night off his announcer's chair and let him fall to the concrete below.

JG: Nick, what did you do?

ND: I got rid of an annoying co-host.

JG: Oh, okay. And our main event, as I've already said, will pit our own Inferno against General Grievous. For those who are not aware, let's take you back to two weeks ago when this rivalry began.

(The flashback tape begins to play)

JG: Two weeks ago, we had our fight between the kids of Ed, Edd, n Eddy and General Grievous. Inferno did not like Grievous from the start, calling him several names before the match even started. He continued to insult him during the match. After the match appeared to be over, Inferno still had several choice words for him. He challenged Grievous to a match which the General accepted.

(Flashback tape ends)

JG: Well, for now, let's get back to our first fight of the night.

ND: Oh yes, Johnny, what an amazing fight we have in store for the fans tonight! The 5 man band of Dethklok will be taking on the 5 man fighting squad that is the Ginyu Force. But how did this fight start Johnny?

JG: Well, Nick, apparently Dethklok were at Mordhaus, their citadel, simply watching TV, when front man Nathan Explosion stopped on a particular anime named Dragon Ball Z. On the show, they watched the ridiculousness of the Ginyu Force with their poses and stupid wagers. So, Nathan decided that they should fight them in order to restore the balance of "metal" the Ginyu Force broke by their very existence.

ND: And let's go down to the ring.

Closing Note: I know this is a stupid place to end, but I want consistency between episodes.