INAPPROPRIATE EXTREME PART 1: A/N: Wow guys, I have never seen so many inappropriate requests. Anyways, in case you didn't see my review, the inappropriate ones are still going until chapter 10 (not including the rules), so don't worry (sorry for the confusion). Also, every 10th chapter or some sort of anniversary (e.g 3,000 views special) and then I'll make a chapter where you can leave inappropriate requests, so I'm not dumping them completely. There are times where they made me laugh too, Orangebird124. Happy reading! (I'll warn you when the inappropriate ones come up)
After Riley went to bed..
"Okay, Joy, would you rather have an annoying Irish accent that annoys everyone or have a really soft voice that no one would be able to hear?" Disgust asked, walking up to the star with confidence. Joy leaned back at her, and they stared face to face.
"Well, if no one could hear my voice, it would be really useless, so Irish accent it is!" Joy laughed, imitating an Irish accent. She pretended to drink some alcohol and patted Disgust, as she was green. (stereotypes)
"Joy, that's both annoying and racist." Disgust scoffed, shoving her hand away. Joy rolled her eyes, then turned around and faced Anger.
"Okay, I've got one for Anger," She said this with a devilish smirk, "Would you rather have Fear screaming and cuddling you-"
"Beanpole screaming and cuddling me? Yep, I'm choosing the other option." Anger said, side glaring at the raw nerve. Joy tutted and shook her head.
"You haven't let me finish! As I was saying, would you rather have Fear screaming and cuddling you, me cheering, Disgust gagging, Sadness crying or listen to the gum commercial for 24 hours, 7 days a week?" The star asked, staring at Anger's shocked face, "Not so easy now, eh?"
"I'm still saying that commercial. I can't stand that beanpole." He said his last word with a growl of aggression. He clenched his fists with a dark grin and turned to Fear, who was standing near the console like it was his child. "Beanpole! Would you rather have greenie slap you or me kick you in the shins, which I might do very soon..."
"Um.. Uh," Fear stammered, staring at the green one then the red one, "Disgust slap me. I don't think she would hit me very hard. No offence." He said with a apprehensive laugh, before the green one could actually slap him.
"Don't underestimate me, stick figure." She growled, glaring at him (ooh). Fear immediately regretted saying that and cowered back.
"Anyways!" Fear piped up, with his fragile voice, leaping over to the memory shelf, "Joy, would you rather watch The Lion King or Bambi?" The star looked thoughtful and tapped her foot.
"Hm.. Probably Bambi, although the The Lion King has some good songs!" The star said, clapping her hands, "Sadness! Would you rather play the piano or the guitar?"
"The piano.. It's a softer instrument," The teardrop replied, from her favorite corner (I sort of know how to play the piano, but I'm more of a drummer). Her head was lying back on all her soft pillows, their size blocking out the sound from her sad sighs. "Joy.. would you rather to the Swedish song Spikarnas Lovsang (I don't have a swedish keyboard, sorry), or the Finnish song Ihan sama vaikka mokaa?"
"Ihan sama mokaa, it's way more upbeat!" Joy cried, having a dance (that song sounds like it's from anime).
THE INAPPROPRIATE EXTREME STARTS NOW
She twirled around and pointed at Disgust. "I've got a good one for you! Would you rather have Anger do you missionary or doggystyle?"
"You're kidding," She scowled at Joy, crossing her arms. Anger looked quite disturbed; almost like Fear. Disgust scoffed. "Oh, Joy. Fine, doggystyle, although I would never want to. Here's a good one for you: would you rather touch yourself or engage in BDSM with Fear?"
"Oh.." Joy blushed, going red in the face. Maybe even redder than Anger. Fear was shaking and grabbing the memory shelves like children, almost ignoring the fact that they could collapse. "Um.. touch myself. They never said it had to be that part of your body." Joy reached over and touched her arm. "See! I'm touching myself!" (Can't stop laughing. You have to read a few times to laugh really hard.)
"No. Just no." Disgust groaned, face-palming and shaking her head. She looked up and faced the block, who was still recovering from before. "Redface, would you rather go streaking in Imagination Land or have Dream Productions secretly film you showering and change your clothes for one of their projects?"
"You have a dirty mind, Disgust," Anger scoffed, crossing his arms and giving her a joking stare. Disgust rolled her eyes and put her hands on her hips.
"I blame the reviewers (not this again). Now answer, dumbo." She said, gesturing him with a 'I bet you can't answer look'.
"Well, I suppose streaking in Imagination Land. At least I won't be caught on camera. Although that would be very unlikely for me to even think about doing that," He growled, his gaze settling on Fear, "Since we're doing a lot of rude ones, beanpole! Would you rather walk around Headquarters naked or at Dream Productions?"
"Ahh!" Fear squealed, banging his head on the memory shelf, causing the memories to shake. He waddled backwards, getting all dizzy and mumbled, "Dream Productions," Before passing out on the spot.
"Anyways," Disgust said, staring at the unconscious Fear, "Sadness, would you rather look up porn online or create a porn film with a random with a random Mind Worker?" The teardrop sighed as she pressed her arms deep into the cushion, like it was her personal protection.
"Look up porn online. I don't think a random Mind Worker would want to make a porn film with me." Sadness sobbed quietly, lying on her front, so all that could be heard were muffled sobs. Disgust stepped into the spotlight again and pointed at the yellow emotion after giving Sadness a brief look.
"That's great, Sadness. Here's another one for Joy: would you rather take a dump on the console or look up porn on the internet? And don't even think about doing either of those things." She scoffed, as the star brushed out her dress like Disgust did.
"Look up porn on the internet. Why would I want to poop on the console? That's so gross!" Joy said, making a disgusted motion, almost barfing.
"Who are you and what have you done with Joy?" Disgust asked, taking a step towards the yellow one, with a small smile. Joy laughed, mentally applauding her overreacting Disgust skills.
"Okay, I've got one for you, Disgust. Would you rather engage in BDSM with Fear or Anger?" The star asked, grinning at Disgust's face. The broccoli glared at her, crossing her arms.
"Fear, because I'd probably have a better chance at being the dominant," Disgust answered, turning to Anger with a look of satisfaction, "Blockboy! Would you rather masturbate with Sadness or Joy?"
"When are we ending these inappropriate ones?" Fear asked, who had recovered from fainting. Sadness handed him a pillow, which he sat down on and let out a sigh of relief and laid back against the wall. "Thanks Sadness."
"Who knows? Asked greenface," Anger answered, biting his lip, "Oh, and I'd.. masturbate with Sadness. I'm not explaining why," The teardrop burrowed her face deep into her pillow, causing the brick to raise an eyebrow. "Okay then.. BEANPOLE!" He barked, causing Fear to fall off his pillow and wave his arms like a psycho, "Would you rather send a nude picture of yourself to Joy or to ALL the Mind Workers by accident?"
"Just to Joy.. I can't imagine.. All those mindworkers.." Fear stammered, clutching the pillow like a dolly and rocking back and forth. Disgust stepped forward.
"Okay, this one is for Sadness," She looked at Sadness, almost with sympathy, "Please don't have a complete meltdown after this. Would you rather have a nightmare about Fear or Anger sexually assaulting you? Sorry, ya can't say neither." (I'm too flipping polite to use the actual R word).
"I can't say neither.. But I can say I don't know.. Because I really don't.." Sadness moaned, her pillow getting wet with tears, "Maybe Fear.." When his name was mentioned, Fear blushed a bright scarlet (thanks to J.K Rowling for using that colour about 30 times in Harry Potter).
"And the last inappropriate one for the day, Disgust," Joy said, facing the green emotion, with her hands on her hips, "Would you rather kiss Anger's butt or Fear's butt? Oh, you can't say neither."
"Jeez.. Kiss Redbutt's butt. No more said," Disgust answered, flicking her hair, "Now, Joy, would you rather watch Cinema Sins tear apart your favorite movie or watch Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation criticize your favorite game? Also, you have to name what your favorite game and movie are." (Everything Wrong with Inside Out is actually longer than Everything Wrong with Twilight. What the actual fudge!)
"Hm.. Well, Yahtzee speaks really fast.. So I'd wouldn't be able to understand it if he criticized Little Big Planet or Undertale. Oh, and my favorite movie is.. Hm, anything comedic!" Joy answered, with a grin. (Another random thing: Inside Out came 2nd out of 100 for best family movies, according to Rotten Tomatoes. Just behind The Wizard Of Oz. Curse you Dorothy).
"Okay, Anger!" Joy said, leaping gracefully over to the brick. She seemed to be the only emotion capable of such leaps. He scowled and stared up at her. "Would you rather watch the SpongeBob episode 'Stuck in the Wringer' or the entire Twilight (sigh) Saga film adaption from beginning to end?"
"I can't stand Twilight! Watch SpongeBob," Groaned Anger, rubbing his head and gritting his teeth in frustration, "Beanpole! Would you rather have an anxiety attack or a panic attack?"
"Um.. Probably an anxiety attack.. I get them all the time anyway," He said, leaning against the wall with his elbow. He had given Sadness back her pillow and was standing, his legs shaking a little. "Joy, would you rather be able to slide on a rainbow or jump on clouds?"
"Ooh, both?" Joy asked, with a big toothy grin. She walked over to Sadness' corner and helped her sit up like she was the queen, "Sadness! Would you rather live thug life or do a mega dab, whip, and nae nae?" (best one yet)
"Um.. Live thug life, I can't dance," Sadness answered, sitting on top of her largest cushion, her head drooping and her hair covering her face, "Disgust, would you rather play Yandere Simulator or play Kagome Kagome?"
"Ugh, I'll take demons over gore," The broccoli snorted, with a subtle puke face, "Okay, this a roleplay one for Fear: it's 5:00 am you're running out of power at Freddy's Pizzeria-"
"NO!" Fear screamed, running around like a maniac, almost bumping the idea box. Anger punched him in the guts, causing him to gurgle and pass out. Disgust scowled.
"Great job blockbrain, now he's knocked out. We're going to have to wait until he wakes up." The broccoli started, glaring at the red one. He glared back, and they ascended towards each other until they were nose to nose.
"Well, it's not my fault he was running around like a psycho! You came up with the question!"
"Yeah, but I barely mentioned it!"
"Well, he's Fear! He'll scream if you talk about Jangles!"
"He might've calmed down if you didn't punch him!"
"CALMED DOWN?! He's Fear for fudge's sake! Are you blind?"
"No, but I think you are."
"Okay, okay! Enough arguing!" Joy called, stepped between them, shoving them apart with her bright yellow energy. "It's just a game, he'll wake up in a bit! He always does. Now, to pass the time, Anger, would you rather-"
"Actually, I've got one for Stupidbrick over here," Disgust said, patting his bald head and crossing her arms with a evil grin, "Would you rather be choked and suffocated to death or kill yourself with your own fire?"
"I'd never kill myself with my own fire!" Anger snapped, his head getting steamy. He clenched his fists and glared at the green girl. "Would you rather eat broccoli pizza or eat food off the floor that's past the five second rule?"
"Ugh! Stop taking lessons from Joy!" Disgust groaned, her face going pukey. She stepped back and crossed her arms. "I would never eat broccoli pizza!" She cried, running out of the room.
"Ha ha, got her there." Anger said, nodding, the corners of his mouth twitching. Fear awoke from his fainting got to his feet and looked around.
"So, what's happening?" He asked, scratching his head.
"Oh no.. Now Disgust's gone.. We can't do Fear's would you rather.." Sadness sighed, shoving her face into her pillow, her sobs drifting through the air.
"WAIT! Did Disgust run out of the room? Oh no, you know what happens when she does that!" Fear screamed, leaping into Anger's arms. The brick chucked him backwards, where he landed in a pile of purple memories with a crash.
"Alright.. Moving on, Anger, would you rather listen to Disgust's block names or let her call you Onision, who is practically a psychotic hypocrite that's emotionally unstable and a exploiter?" Joy asked, staring down at the red one.
"Disgust calls me block names anyway, so.." Anger said, shrugging.
"Speak of the devil," Joy said, pointing at the entrance, where they saw Disgust. However, she wasn't standing up proudly, ready to give them all extremely tough ones that would make memories that lasted for years. In fact, she looked kind of scared. "Um.. Disgust, are you okay?"
"Fine," She replied, her mind obviously elsewhere, "Now, where was I? Oh yeah.. Fear, it's 5:00 am and you're running out of power at Freddy's Pizzeria. It gets darker and darker in your office. Soon, you realize that all the animatronics are gone, but you could run right out the door, but you could get caught. But then again, sitting still and not doing anything could keep you safe, but there's the risk of losing power with Freddy and Foxy. Which would you rather do?"
"Um.. That's hard.." Fear tapped his chin, deep in thought, "Probably.. Um.. Stay.. with FREDDY AND FOXY!" He cried, hiding back in his pile of memories, making sure every inch of his body was hidden. Anger laughed, but oddly, Disgust didn't. She was looking elsewhere, at the console.
"Ok! I've got one more for Disgust, and that's it for the night," Joy said, looking at Disgust, "Would you rather have to go on the console and act like a monkey for an hour straight or act like a western cowgirl for an hour?"
"Western cowgirl.." Disgust mumbled, not taking her eye off the console idea slot. Joy clapped her hands and weaved around her co-workers, ready to instruct them.
"Well, I've got Dream Duty tonight, so off you go!" She chorused, as the emotions left the room. Disgust was the slowest, trudging away. She stayed behind, hiding behind a memory shelf as the yellow one pressed a button, sending the colourful orbs down to Long Term.
"Another great day!" Joy sang, running up to the console with a big smile. Her eyes immediately set on a idea lodged in place. "This one again? I put you away, little buddy!" She said, putting the little idea bulb into the box. "How did it get back in there?" Her eyes set on the idea slot.
"I should've known.." Mumbled the green girl, running off to her room.
A/N: Yes, I know the idea plot seems a little useless in the story, but it will make sense later. Trust me guys. Anyways, I'm having a lot of fun writing this story. It's probably among one of my favorites that I'm writing, along with this other story. Here are the credits:
-Gunrim77881 (nice ones, I like listening to new songs)
-Korrasami88 (BAMBI. The Lion King is too sad)
-Guest (thank you for that.. Lovely one)
-SimpleCracker (Woah, calm down! You're going to turn the reviews into a YouTube comment section!) (Anger; What?! No we're not!) (Me; ….)
-Anonymous (Um.. nice ones?)
-Orangebird124 (Hello! Sorry for the confusion, you can leave dirty ones next chapter too)
-The Creativity Queen 101 (I didn't get your one for Joy, sorry)
-Gamer Spice (I chose Joy only because she's Joy.. she likes those things..)
-HollyAnne1084 (Yes, I'm going to the Sunshine Coast in my own country. It's during my school term though, which bugs me because I miss out on work and fan fic writing)
-Crystal Ball (Lol, Google Chrome can be a thug sometimes).
REVIEW REPLIES
StarNerve- I'm glad to hear you like those games. Anger is perfect as a rebel, and it would be interesting to see what the other emotions are. Anyways, I can't believe you live down under as well! That's so freaking coincidental okay... Also, thanks and it's awesome to hear you love this story.
Thanks for reading and see you next chapter!
~Ponystories