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AN: Dear fellow viewers I am sorry to the very end of my heart to say that, I Nimiko is discontinuing this fanfic.
Nimiko: Hahaha! Just kidding! Hahaha! You should of seen the look on your faces! (a hand grabs nimiko, and pulls her into the closet)
(walks in with a broken leg, while being pushed through the door by itachi)
Nimiko: (mumbles)
Itachi: I don't think your faithful viewers heard you...
Nimiko: I'm sorry for taking to long to update...(pouts)...
Itachi: What else...
Nimiko: I'm sorry for playing that awful joke on you guys...(pouts some more)
Itachi: Isn't there anything else? (itachi smirks)
Nimiko: Weasels are the most intellegent creatures on the face of the earth, and one day they shall rule us all...
Itachi: Good!
Nimiko: Augh...
Itachi: Don't worry viewers the Naruto cast shall keep Nimi-San in check! (poofs)
Nimiko: Memo to self...Destroy all weasels...(glares, and have a dun dun dun duuuuun theme music in the background)
Chapter 8: December 8th
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"I fade to nothingness, when you're gone. Your sent...Your touchess...Leave me breathless, but now since you're gone I fade away into the dark abyss." Sasuke stood on the kitchen table as some unfortunate souls where forced to watch. "I remeber the first day I saw you--"
-------Flash Back-------
"Hi there!" Said a six year old Sasuke.
"Hi..." Responed a six year old Hinata.
"You know what?" Sasuke asked.
"Ano?" Hinata asked with a bright smile, and a faint blush because the boy every girl her age liked was talking to her.
"When we're older I'm gonna kidnap you, and molest you!"
"...U-Uh...I-I have t-t-to go...I left m-my Eazy Back O-Oven on!..." She eeped as she ran out of the playground, and that's when Hinata developed her stuttering problem.
-------Flash Back Ends-------
"Pop. Sizzle. Bang. Goes my heart. As I re--" Kabuto flipped over the table as he sighed. "C'mon we're going to look for Hinata..." He said with a slight glare.
"Really?! Yay!" Sasuke & Orochimaru squealed.
"Why are you squealing I thought you didn't like her." Kabuto asked.
"Well," Orochimaru said as he ran his fingers though his hair, and tossed it. "I just figured she was just jealous of my beauty."
"Yeah...Yeah...Orochimaru that's it." Sasuke & Kabuto said as they rolled their eyes.
"Anywho." Orochimaru asked while he hugged his carebear plush doll to his chest. "What are you going to do when you find Hinata?"
"I'm going to slit her throat then mines...If I can't have her no one can..."
"Maybe we should reconsider on going to find her." Orochimaru said with a slight sweatdrop.
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"C'mon Ms.Potatoe-Sack-Girl," Tobi chimed as he grabbed Hinata's hand. "We're going to look for a nice wedding kimono for you, and maybe a few lingere items." He added the last part with a giggle.
"Wah?!" She gasped as she covered her mouth. "B-But I'm already married! That's adultery!"
"Well now and days you're consider an adult at the age of 25!" Tobi said as he cuffed his chin. "So it's not adultery." Hinata sighed as she was dragged out the house by Tobi.
"Poor. Poor. Girl." Kisame sighed as he drunk some orange juice. His eyes slowly shifted towards Diedara. He was still stuck in that freaky world. "Poor. Poor. Deidara. He shouldn't of ended it with a yeah." He tsked at the people he pitied as he continued to drink his juice. Kisame watched as Itachi walked into the kitchen. "What do you have in that bag?" Kisame asked. His only response was a perverted chuckle.
"Behold the outfit of justice!" Itachi roared as he whipped out a very skimpy maid outfit. Kisame eyes widened.
"She'll look delectible in that outfit..." Zetsu said as he walked into the kitchen.
"If you touch or even look at her I'll spray you with weed killer." Itachi growled through clenched teeth.
"Hn." Zetsu huffed as he walked out of the kitchen.
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Gaara and the others leapt through the trees with top speed. For once everything was quiet. Well it was quiet until Sakura said something.
"I say we leave Hinata, and go get something to eat."
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Gaara, Neji, and Kiba roared.
"She's a smart kunoichi, she should at least know what to do in this situation!" She yelled back. Neji stopped in his tracks as he rolled his sleeves up, and got in his fighting stance.
"That's it you Cotton-Candy Whore!"
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!" Naruto laughed as he slipped off his branch, and hit the ground with a thud.
"Dude, he just called your wife a Cotton-Candy Whore!" Chouji said with a sweatdrop.
"You're all suppose to be Chuunin act--" Kakashi eyes looked at Naruto. "Well you're all teenagers so act like it." With a huge sigh Neji started running again. Everyone soon followed as they all laughed inwardly about Neji calling Sakura a Cotton-Candy Whore.
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"Oh my god!" Tobi chimed as he held a dress up. "This will match your eyes perfectly."
"Um...Yay?" Hinata said as she crept away from Tobi. Tobi somehow noticed her actions through his one eye opening on his mask, and pulled her back towards him.
"I'm not that stupid."
"So you admit that you're stupid?"
"I'm as crazy as a coconut."
"Wah?" Hinata asked puzzled. "I asked did you admit that you're stupid. Where did this coconut come from. Plus the phrase is, 'I'm as crazy as a fox'"
"I suppose so." Tobi said as he rubbed his mask. Hinata eyebrows rose a little as she then stood in Tobi's face, and examined the mask. "What are yo doing?"
"How do you look under that mask?"
"Haha! I actually can't remeber. It's been awhile since I took it off." He slightly tilted his head towards the left, and said, "Now I'm curious too." Without hesitation Tobi pulled his mask off. The store fell silent as gagging noises could be heard around the area.
"O-Oh m-my god!" Hinata screamed as she started throwing up, and when she started vomiting it started a train reaction causing everyone to vomit. As she was vomitting she choked out, "P-P-Put your m-mask back on!"
"Wah? I-I'm ugly?!" Tobi quickly put his mask back on, and ran back to the hide-out.
"My darling bride is back!" Itachi declared as he opened his arms ready to catch his Hinata in his arms. A vein throbbed on top of his head when he saw Tobi come in by hiself. "Tobi...Where is my Hina-Hime?" He growled behind clenched teeth. Behind Itachi, Kisame was mouthing the words, Run Tobi run! Tobi didn't understand what Kisame was trying to say so he stood there, and sniffled. Kisame smacked his head as he thought to hiself. 'He's so dead...'
"H-Hinata was being mean!" Tobi cried.
"I don't care! Where is Hinata?" He asked again.
"Some store in the vill--" Itachi gripped Tobi's neck as he glared.
"You left my bride in the village by herself?..."
"S-S-She wasn't b-by h-herself..."
"Who was there?" He gripped Tobi's throat tighter.
"T-T---The V-----Vi------Villagers-----" Itachi glared for a few more minutes as he then released Tobi from his grip.
"..." Itachi turned, and left the room as he left for the village. As Itachi left Hidan & Kakuzu walked in.
"What the fuck is going on guys?! Man its been such a long time! Damnit I missed being here!" Hidan yelled in a happy voice.
"Yeah," Kakuzu added. "Can you believe someone actually changed the locks on the other hide-out?"
"Now who would do such a thing?" Kisame asked as he sweatdropped.
"Remeber Kisa-Chan you changed the locks before we left?" Tobi asked. The room fell silent as everyone stared at each other.
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Hinata stumbled out of the store as she weezed for air. "I think Tobi just scared the stutter right out of me." She sighed out. Once she regained her posture she noticed the Tobi was nowhere to be found. "I'm free! I'm free!" She shouted as she started to run through the crowd towards the village exit.
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"I purposely groped Hinata during our fight at the Chuunin exams." Neji said as he ran through the trees.
"Shino and I hooked a mirco camra into Akamaru's fur, and watched her undress." Kiba mumured, Shino admitted with a slight nod, and Akamaru barked.
"I use to undress Hinata with my eyes." Chouji said as he scratched his head.
"I wanted to cover Hinata with Ramen, and eat it off of her slender body. Plus I wanted to gang-bang her with Sasuke-Teme." Naruto sighed dreamily.
"I wanted to use my puppets as bondage for Hinata." Kankuro said unhappily.
"I always pictured her in Lee & mine outfits." Gai admitted.
"I always wanted to practice my taijutsu moves on her." Lee said.
"Let me just say the Sharigan can be used more than one way." Kakashi smirked. "Mmm Hina-Hime..."
"You guys are being troublesome lets just get this over with already." shikamaru sighed. 'I use to grope her with my Shadow Jutsu...' He chuckled to hiself.
"Everything I wanted to do to her when I was younger," Gaara said in his usual tone. "I'm doing to her now."
"Bastard." The guys mumured.
"Wait," Gaara said with a twitch of his eye. "Wait. You guys listed off things you thought was wrong about Hinata..." Everyone became silent as a few coughs arose.
"Ahem." Neji started.
"Huh." Kiba stated.
"I left." Shino remained silent.
"Bark..." Akamaru whimper'd.
"No comment..." Chouji quickly said.
"Same!" Naruto said after Chouji.
"Bondage..." Kankuro chuckled.
"We wasn't there." Gai & Kakashi said in unision.
"I left with with Shino...Well I was dragged away." Lee said.
"I don't remeber what you're talking about." Shikamaru lied as he yawned.
"You guys called her: Mousy, Gloomy, Weak, Unapporchable, Quiet, and Thin..." Gaara slightly hissed.
"To tell you the truth I was trying to break you guys up." Neji honestly said.
"Yeah." The others nodded.
"Is that so?" Gaara asked.
"Looks like it." The boys said.
"Since I need you for searching for Hinata I'll left you live for now, but after this mission I'm going to kill all of you."
"Wait even us?" Temari asked nervously.
"No. Well maybe Sakura."
"What! Why only me?!"
"Because you're a whore." Gaara said emotionously.
"A Cotton-Candy one." Neji added.
"I have to agree." Naruto said.
"What, but I'm your wife!" Sakura fumed. "How can you say that about me?!"
"Well...I was going to ask Hinata-Chan, but she ended up dating then marrying Gaara." Naruto said sadly. "Bye. Bye. Ramen fantasy."
"Shikamaru!" Ino & Temari chimed as they ran beside Shikamaru, and held his hands.
"What?" He asked without even looking at them.
"We're so happy that you didn't have eyes for Hinata!" They chimed again.
"Yeah, whatever you say." He said as he chuckled to hiself. 'Heh. Shadow Jutsu.'
"I'll admit I wish I was Hinata's age. I would of so go Lez for her." Kurenai said.
"Heh. You're not alone!" Ten-Ten laughed. "I found myself flirting with her before. An it wasn't light flirting.
"Temari & I use to fight about who was going to marry her." Ino laughed along with Temari.
"I tried to kiss her before." Sakura admitted.
"Ew!" Kurenai gagged out.
"That's fuckin' nasty!" Naruto yelled.
"You sick whore!" Gaara yelled at Sakura
"Oh my god! I knew that big-forehead of yours was thinking strange things!" Ino said in disgust.
"W-What, but you guys sa--" Sakura gasped out.
"Guh!" Kakashi looked away from Sakura as they traveled through the trees. "That's a horrible image!"
"Gai-Sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensei I'm scared!"
"I'm scared to Lee!"
"I think we're all scared!" Ten-Ten cried out.
"Thanks Sakura for giving everyone brain damage!" Temari yelled as she slapped Sakura.
"B-But!"
"What do you wanna grope Temari's butt?!" Ino yelled as she pulled Temari back to her and Shikamaru so she could finish running with them. "She's ours! Don't you even think about it!"
"Naruto you sure know how to pick them!" Kiba laughed.
'What I wouldn't give for a hott bowl of ramen...' Naruto sighed to hiself.
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"Sasuke what's wrong?" Kabuto asked.
"I-I miss her." Sasuke sighed.
"Awe, don't worry!" Orochimaru softly. "Here, rest your head on your mother's bosom." Orochimaru cooed as he took Sasuke's head, and laid it against his chest.
"Dude, what the fuck?!" Sasuke yelled as he pushed Orochimaru away from him.
"What?"
"Lord Orochimaru..." Kabuto said slowly.
"What's that?" He asked as he pointed towards Orochimaru's chest.
"Oh!" Orochimaru squealed. "I gave myself an early christmas present! I did a body switch with a woman!"
"You what?!" Kabuto & Sasuke choked out.
"Well it was this lady, and she was really pretty, and I wanted to be like her. So I did a body switch. Then I can manipulate my body, and bring out certain parts. In this case it was her boobs! I can do a full transformation! Watch this!" In a poof of smoke Orochimaru was a woman with dark wavey black hair, purplish eyes, with golden like skin. "Call me Maru!" He giggled out.
"Wait...Was the woman you body switched with...pregnant?" Sasuke asked slowly.
"Yup." Orochimaru said in a girlish voice.
"Oh dear god..." Kabuto uttered.
"Hee! Hee! I can't wait until my baby is born."
"Lets just continue looking for Hina-Hime..." Kabuto said as Sasuke and him walked while trying to process everything.
"Wait up you guys!" Oro--Maru said as he...She ran to catch up with them.
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To Be Contiued
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