I'm ba~ck!
Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda! :D
Chapter Ten: Prank Victim Two
This person made there way to the first commanders room and slowly opened the door. They looked around and saw Marco asleep. Perfect. As the person got closer to the sleeping commander, they realized he was asleep on his stomach with the blanket half way on him. The left side of his face was on the pillow and his reading glasses were on and he had a book lying under his hand so it was obvious that he must've fallen asleep while reading.
The person had to get the book away and take the glasses off in order to do what they wanted to do. They crept closer to Marco and decided to take the book first since it was obviously easier. Said book was halfway open so they were able to grab it out from under his hand without much trouble but then Marco's hand lightly twitched which made the person freeze in place. When no other movement was made they just quickly removed the book and just stood there like an idiot hoping Marco wouldn't suddenly jolt awake.
Once again, when no other movement was made the person thought either Marco's a heavy sleeper or just really tired. They then looked at his glasses. Great. How were they supposed to get those off him with his face halfway buried in the pillow? The person just reached for the glasses and hoped for the best.
They grabbed them and started moving them very slowly it was very nerve wrecking. This person was doing a prank on Marco for crying out loud! Sure, almost everyone messed with the guy but depending on the prank you were basically already digging your own grave. Literally.
Suddenly, the person's grip slipped from the glasses due to the fact that the left side of them were wedged between Marco's face and the pillow and they lightly tapped his face. His eyes twitched a little so the person quickly knew he felt that. Without thinking, they just hid under the bed because that's the best place in the world to hide when you're pulling a prank on the first commander of the Whitebeard's Pirates.
"Please don't get off the bed! Please don't get off the bed!" The person desperately begged silently to them self.
"Where's my book?" Marco asked no one in particular while fixing his glasses.
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"I forgot to put the book on the desk! What am I gonna do?!" The person thought nervously practically getting ready to hydroplane out of the room.
The person then noticed that Marco was currently looking on the other side first while still on the bed so they quickly and quietly (because those two words just go together oh so well) laid the book on the opposite side and made it look like he dropped it while he was asleep. Seconds later after the person hid Marco found the book.
"Guess I dropped it while I was asleep." Marco said placing the book on his night stand.
"Yeah, you keep thinking that." The person thought. "Now go back to sleep! Wait, take your glasses off first and then go back to sleep!"
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Next day…
Marco bursted through the mess hall and angrily looked around scanning the place for two specific people. Everyone then looked at him and started laughing. Marco's hair was dyed green, was spiked out like a pineapple and his face was painted like one to complete the look. (A/N: Yeah, yeah it's very common I know :P)
"SHUT UP!" Marco shouted and immediately everyone followed the command. "WHERE ARE THEY!?"
"If you're not gonna help then get out!" said Thatch coming out of the main kitchen with a hungry complaining Ace in his arms.
"YOU TWO!"
Thatch and Ace looked at Marco, took in his appearance and then burst out laughing.
"Whoever got you got you good!" Ace said laughing.
"Yeah, wonder who it was! THATCH!" Marco looked at him accusingly.
"Why I never…! You just accuse me without assuming it could have been Ace?" Thatch said somewhat innocently.
"Don't give me that! You still blame me for messing with your hair do you?!"
"I never blamed you! Actually I never really blamed anybody."
"Thatch, I swear if you're lying…!"
"I'm not lying!"
"It was Ace then!"
"What?! I don't even know how to dye hair!" Ace said offended. "Ask one of the girls!"
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DUH!
Marco and Thatch (he's still kind of ticked off about his hair) stormed there way to Haruta and I.
"Did you two do this to us?!" They both asked making us jump out of our conversation.
"You're asking two girls who are tomboys and can't even tell the difference between pants and jeans and you're asking if we messed with your hair?" I say not exactly answering there question.
"That's no exu…! Then again she's got a point." Thatch said getting ready to argue but then stopped midway when he remembered what Veve said is true.
"She has no point! There girls, Thatch!" Marco argued. "Now did you do this or not?"
"Out of all the other people you guys can blame and you blame us? For all you know it could've been Izou. He's a guy and even he knows more about that stuff more than we do." Haruta said.
"That's a…! Good point."
"She has no point!" Thatch then argued. "There girls, Marco!" He then mimicked earning a glare from said person.
"Look, before you both go on a rampage and whatnot why don't you guys just sit down, relax and eat breakfast? After that, you can both accuse innocent people for bothering you and then we can laugh at you guys some more. There, everybody wins." I said going back to my food.
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"… Well?" I said breaking the silence.
"… Fine. Whatever." They both surprisingly said stomping there way to there usual spots at the table.
They both sat down and everyone continued what they were doing.
That is… Until someone was literally blown off there seat and crashed into the ceiling.
HAHAHA~! Cliffhanger until the next chapter! –Evil laugh-
Thatch: "I'm actually scared. I don't know where you're going with these stories."
Haruta: "O~~h, who goes flying?! I wanna know, I wanna know!"
Me: "You guys gotta wait."
Marco: "I wanna know the person who did this to my hair and face! It's not even coming off!"
Thatch: "Welcome to my world."
Me: "Review, if you dare!" XD