(A/N: Welcome back to Black Widow Bakery my loves! Last time on Black Widow Bakery, we saw our crazy blonde anti hero and his arch rival's assistant, Christa do a little bonding with each other in the hospital ! How sweet is that? Now Armin wants Christa, Christa is in the closet about wanting Armin, and Ymir still wants Armin's secret formula! But before we check back in on these crazy kids, let's see how Sasha Chan is doing with her restaurant hmm?)
Chapter 10 Pony Pie anyone?
Blood curdling screams could be heard in the basement of Sasha's restaurant as she backed one of her poor customers up against a corner. The tall dark haired male sweated and peed himself in fear as Sasha advanced closer to him with a large butcher knife in her hand."no! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" the young man cried pitifully as he peed his pants some more. "relax silly,I'm not going to kill you!" Sasha chirped smiling psychotically."y-you're not?" The tall man asked quivering.
"Of course not! I'm just going to use your body to make yummy delicious stew!" She exclaimed. "Now hold still please, I need to get this juust riiigghhhtt" she said holding up the blade"HELP! HHEEELLLPP!SOMEBODY HELP M-" SLASH! Blood splattered everywhere as Sasha violently slashed the man's throat.
Making absolutely sure the man was dead, she stabbed his torso a few times for good measure. Once she was done with that, she Undressed him, skinned him, trimmed the corpse's fat, gutted his organs out and butchered him up. Chopping him into pieces. Once she got that out of the way, she went back upstairs to go cook the man's meat.
While she let the seasoned cadaver meat sizzle in her pan, she went upstairs to go clean herself up and put on some tight fitting blue jeans and a sleeveless pink blouse. It was at that moment when she heard her boyfriend come through the door. "Hey Sasha! Armin's back!" Connie said in excitement. "wow that was fast! Where is he?" She asked."he's out front with his creepy cat" Connie replied. "Come on!" He said pulling her downstairs. Armin was currently slurping down a fresh smoothie while chatting with Eren.
"Hey Armin! You look nice today!" Sasha said smiling at her favorite friend/customer. "Why thank you Sasha!" Armin said straightening out his fancy big black and white striped bow tie. He wore a white long sleeved lolita blouse with black ruffles and lace , A black and white striped vest and matching black and white striped mini shorts that also had black lace decorated on them. A black clip on top hat sat on top of his head."did you guys still want that blackberry pie and cheesecake I promised you guys yesterday? " he asked.
"Sure!" Sasha beamed happily. She loved Armin's sweets! "Okay, I'll be right back!" He said. hopping off his stool, he went across the street to his bakery with Eren and Mr Whiskers following suit. "I'm so glad to be out of that hospital, those hospital gowns were itchy!" Armin cringed. "At least you got to be around some cute nurses" Eren replied. "true, but I'm just happy to be back ho-" before Armin could finish his sentence he was tackled to the ground by a girl with humongous pink curly hair, knocking the wind out of him.
"ARMIN!ARMIN!ARMIN!ARMIN! YOU'RE REALLY BACK! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!? I HEARD YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL-" Armin clamped a hand on the girl's mouth making her shut up. Her pink pony ears twitched in a happy hyper manner as she sat on top of Armin."ugh..Bonjour Pinkie Pie.." Armin groaned sitting up. Pinkie Pie was one of Armin's regular customers that came to his bakery quite often. She loved his birthday cakes, cupcakes and donuts the wore pink overalls with the legs cut off at ass length so it showed off her balloon cutie mark with a hole in the back for her pony tail to pop out and a yellow tank top underneath. She wore pink lip gloss pink nail polish and pink sandals giving her a cute summer look.
"Damn Pinkie give him some air, he just got back after all" Eren grunted prying the pony girl off of him. "Thanks Eren" Armin muttered brushing himself off."Hee hee sorry! Got a little carried away is all" Pinkie chuckled in a cheerful manner. "It's okay" Armin replied smiling."you want the usual right?" he asked."YEAH!YEAH!YEAH!" Pinkie squealed bouncing in a happy hyper manner making Armin giggle. "Okay, come in, I was about to open up shop anyway" he said unlocking the door with his keys.
As he was getting Pinkie Pie seated in his shop he couldn't help but notice how much the pony girl's hair and tail resembled cotton candy. "Here you go Pinkie, I'll be back with your order I'm a sec mmkay?" He smiled."Okay!" She smiled. Bouncing in her seat and taking out her phone, she started talking to her friends Rarity and Rainbow Dash, popping their ears off as she waited for her then went to his oven and pulled out some freshly baked cupcakes.
By the time he came back with Pinkie Pie's order, he noticed that Rainbow Dash and Rarity had came in and joined her at her table as well."hello ladies" Armin smiled sweetly at them."Sup?" Rainbow nodded."Armin dear you're looking Marvelous as always darling" Rarity smiled. Rainbow dash's rainbow hair was styled in a spiky punk like ponytail with her blue pony ears pierced up. She wore tight skinny jeans,rainbow colored converses, rainbow suspenders and a baby blue T shirt that revealed her cleavage and pierced belly button. Her blue Pegasus wings stuck out in the back.
Rarity on the other hand, wore a fancy lavender sun hat, a fancy lavender dress with a white sash tied around it, a white ascot and milky white glass purple hair and tail was styled in elegant curls."thank you Rarity" Armin smiled."what can I get you two?"he asked taking out his notepad."iced tea and cherry cheese crêpe for me dear" Rarity said."Excellent taste Rarity" Armin muttered."just gimmie a cheesecake " Rainbow Dash said kicking her legs up on the table and laying back in the chair.
"Okay" Armin replied ripping out the note and taking it to Eren "order up Eren!" Armin said giving it to the boy."sir yes sir!" Eren replied fetching the sweets. "I'll be right back okay ladies?" Armin said smiling at the three pony girls."of course darling take your time" Rarity said taking out a fancy fan and fanning herself.
Going over to the nearby windowsill, he carefully grabbed the remaining cheesecake and blackberry pie that Sasha had wanted. Once he did that, he walked out of the bakery and headed back over to "Sasha's Bistro".
"BABY BACK RIBS!" He heard Connie say from across the street."GET YOUR BABY BACK RIBS PEOPLE!" he continued."For a limited time only Sasha's Bistro will be serving hickory smoked baby back BBQ ribs for the summer! Perfectly grilled and seasoned to perfection!Get them while they're still here folks!""Hey Armin!" Connie smiled seeing the blonde. Him and Sasha sat outside cooking baby back ribs on her grill.
"it's about time you came back here!" Sasha beamed spotting the treats Armin brought. "Hee hee, sorry..I got a bit sidetracked " Armin said sheepishly."here you go!" He said handing it over to the brunette. "Thanks Armin!" Sasha said in delight. She was so happy she was practically drooling! "Well, I better get back to Eren, I don't want to leave him with those girls all by himself" he replied. "See ya!"
"Bye Armin! I'll make sure to save you some ribs!" Sasha waved watching the blonde leave. As he left the shop, he noticed Christa in "Fantasy Pastry" spraying and cleaning off the windows. "Hmm I wonder how she's doing over there?" Armin muttered to himself. He blushed and smiled a little as he thought about Christa some more. Getting ever so curious, he started making his way over to her.
XxxwithChristaxxxxx
Christa sighed to herself dreamily as she rubbed the washcloth repeatedly in circles against the already clean window. The memory of what her and Armin were doing last night stayed stuck in her head. His taste, his touch, his teasing, his gentleness, that French..that cutie mark..she wanted more! "And he smells so nice and sweet.." Christa mumbled to herself out loud. "Why thank you bunny" she heard a familiar voice say from behind her."eep!" The petite woman squeaked in surprise.
Turning around, she saw Armin smiling at her."Bonjour Bunny" the male lolita giggled softly. "Need some help?" He asked."oh! Um that's alright, I think I got it" Christa replied looked up at the window and noticed that she actually missed a spot."wait, I think you missed a spot" he replied. "Here, hand me that rag real quick?" he asked holding his hand out to Christa. Christa nodded and handed the damp cloth and spray over to the boy.
Armin then stood on his tippy toes and started cleaning the spot Christa had missed. All the while he was doing this, Christa was silently checking him out from behind blushing. Those itty bitty lolita shorts really did very little justice in covering him up."it's rude to stare Christa " Armin smirked looking over his shoulder at her catching her gaze."oh no I wasn't staring!" Christa denied quickly shaking her head."there was just a butterfly sitting on your cupcake is all" she said "Surreee." Armin snickered in a teasing manner squeezing out the rag.
"So all jokes aside little bunny, I was wondering.."He started."Y-yes Armin?" Christa asked genuinely curious. "Well..I was wondering if you wanted to hang out sometime today?" He asked."I really want to pay you back for that nice pie you baked me..it was a really thoughtful gesture " he said."and I enjoy your company too." He admitted. Christa thought about it for a moment and blushed. It would be nice to get out and get to know Armin a little bit more."okay " she agreed. "I'll see if I can find a way to get out today" Armin perked up a bit and smiled a little at this."great!" He said. Armin then leaned over and pecked Christa on the cheek smiling.
"Je vous vois plus tard, mon petit lapin!" Armin chirped walking away."w-what did you say? " Christa called back."I said I'll see you later my little bunny!" He repeated in English this time. A moment later Ymir could be seen popping her head out of the front door watching Armin leave with her mouth wide open in shock."Christa baby you are a GENIUS!" she said popping out completely and glomping Christa."R-really? I am?" She asked."hell yeah! Getting chummy with Strawberry Shortcake so he can spill his secret formula to you! Why didn't I think of that!? Keeping your friends close but your enemies closer! GENIUS!"
Christa smiled sheepishly and just grinned nervously. "Eh heh heh right..That's exactly what I've done.."
Xxxback at Black Widow Bakeryxxx
Armin made his way back to his shop in deep thought about what he wanted to give Christa in return for that pie. "It has to be something really good...but what should I make her?" he wondered. His thoughts soon ceased when Eren stopped him at the door. "I wouldn't go in there if I were you" he said nervously. "What? Why? What's wrong?" Armin asked raising an eyebrow. "Eh heh heh..well you see,your mom is here" Armin's eyes widened in alarm now at the sound of that. Walking past Eren, he saw his customers gathering around his mother with hearts in their eyes as she showed everyone his baby pictures smiling.
"And this is when he was in kindergarten wearing pull ups and braces! It took forever for the poor dear to get potty trained.. " Caroline cooed."he had a very weak bladder" she whispered."AAAAWWWWWWW!" The girls in the shop replied."OH MY GOD!" Armin screeched totally mortified. Caroline stopped and turned towards the direction of her son's outburst."My little baby!" Caroline squealed seeing Armin in the doorway. Rushing over to her son, she enveloped him in a hug, squishing him with her large breasts. She wore a blue sundress with white polka dots, a sun hat, blue pumps and some lipstick. Her ridiculously long blonde hair was down and in waves.
"It's nice to see you too Mommy" Armin muffled out still sandwiched between his look a like's bosom. "Ohhhh just look at my precious doll!" Caroline squealed. "It seems like yesterday you were sitting on your hello kitty potty playing with your little easy bake oven, and now look! My little doll is running his own shop!" she smiled."your grandpa and I are so proud of you!" she said squeezing him tighter in her embrace.
Giggles could be heard throughout the shop as Caroline did this."Mum! You're sq-squishing meee!" Armin croaked losing oxygen. Eren pried the blonde out of Mama Arlert's bear hug."so what brings you here ?" Eren asked."Armin's grandpa and I figured it would be nice to visit the town and-" she stopped mid sentence however, when she took another good look at Armin's outfit."ARMIN ARLERT!" Caroline yelped "what on EARTH is your FANNY doing hanging out!?"
"Aw Hell.." Armin muttered. Eren snickered as he watched Caroline pull out a ruler and hold it up against Armin's lolita shorts. "THESE ARE ONLY FOUR INCHES LONG!" She said."you go upstairs right now young man and put on some decent respectable clothing!" She said. Not wanting to hear anymore of his Mom's two cents, he grumbled as he made his way upstairs to change into something else. "The poor boy is going to catch a cold if he keeps going out like that" Caroline muttered to herself.
Two minutes later, Armin came back downstairs wearing baggy blue jean overalls and a white long sleeved thermal shirt, feeling totally butt naked and exposed without his lolita get up on."awwwwwwww!" The customers whined. They were clearly disappointed with how Armin wasn't showing any more skin, but still thought he looked adorable nonetheless. Rarity on the other hand, was bawling and sobbing in outrage at the outfit over at her,Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash's about a fashion disaster.
"Much better!" Caroline chirped." Well, I better go back over to your Grandpa's and see if he's alright so i will see you two boys later" she said."goodbye Eren" she said pecking Eren on the forehead making him blush."goodbye sweetie pie" she said kissing Armin on the forehead while tickling his side's making him giggle."bye Mom" Armin replied."Keep up the good work!" Caroline replied taking a cupcake and heading out the door.
"Hey Armin.." Eren started. "Say something sexual about my mom Eren and I pray to all holy Maria I will rip your ding a ling off and put it in Mikasa's and Mr Whisker's cat food" Armin warned. Eren immediately Shut up and went back to work while Armin just chuckled in amusement going back upstairs to change back in his other outfit.
Xxxxthree hours laterxxxxx
The tea shop was slowly starting to thin out leaving only a few women, Armin, and Eren in the shop left. Armin was busy scrubbing tables while Eren handled the cash register. Mr Whiskers and Mikasa sat in one of the plush love seats in the restaurant with Mikasa playing and pawing at her little red kitty scarf and Mr Whiskers playing with his toy mouse. As Armin silently scrubbed in circles he was still wondering about what to make Christa.
"I should make her a cake.." He mumbled to himself. "But what kind of cake?" He thought. As he thought of what kind of special treat he wanted to make her, his gaze fell on Pinkie Pie, who was giggling silently to herself while enjoying some more of Armin's cupcakes. If you looked really closely at her, you could tell she was getting a bit hyper and feeling the effects of the tastey sweets. A light bulb appeared over his head as he got an idea.
"Hey Pinkie Pie!" Armin chirped smiling.
Pinkie got up and bounced over to Armin with a happy hyper smile on her face."Yeah Armin?!" she asked. "Want to play a little game with me?" He asked."OH MY GOSH YES YES YES I LOVE GAMES!" she squealed."sweet, it's called pin the tail on the pony" he smiled sitting up and leading her to his upstairs apartment."ohhh awesome! How do you play?"
"Oh don't worry, you'll see..." The blonde smirked evilly locking the door.
(A/N:NOOO PINKIE PIE DON'T DOIT DAMMIT! RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CANNN! Er *ahem!* that was Chapter 10 people! :-) watch out for Chapter 11!)