The Album of 221B Baker Street

by MrSpockify

A collection of one-shots prompted by my iPod set on shuffle. Knowing me, they'll all end up being Johnlock, but who knows? Anything from fluff, slash, humor, kid!lock, and more will ensue.

10. Star Trekkin' by Dr Demento

Notes: Alright... I guess this had to happen eventually. I apologize in advance for this... I... I don't even know...

Also, sorry for the periods between the verses. I don't know the HTML code to add a space between them. (If anyone knows I'd be thrilled to learn it.)

I'm sorry.

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Star Trekkin' by Dr. Demento

Deducin'

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Deducin', all over London roads,

221b Baker Street, under Sherlock Holmes.

Deducin', all over London roads,

Tracking down a murderer, let's hope we don't explode.

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DI Lestrade, report.

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There's cases piling up right now, up right now, up right now,

There's cases piling up right now. Not my division!

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Analyses, Mycroft Holmes.

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It was cake, but I already ate it, already ate it, already ate it.

It was cake, but I already ate it. I worry about you, Sherlock.

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There's cases piling up right now, up right now, up right now,

There's cases piling up right now. Not my division!

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Deducin', all over London roads,

221b Baker Street, under Sherlock Holmes.

Deducin', all over London roads,

Tracking down a murderer, let's hope we don't explode.

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Medical Update, Dr. Watson.

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Fantastic, Holmes. Brilliant, Holmes. Amazing, Holmes! Sorry.

Fantastic, Holmes. Brilliant, Holmes. Sorry, I'll stop.

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It was cake, but I already ate it, already ate it, already ate it.

It was cake, but I already ate it. I worry about you, Sherlock.

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There's cases piling up right now, up right now, up right now,

There's cases piling up right now. Not my division!

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Consulting Detective, Sherlock Holmes:

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Ah, it's elementary, my dear Watson, my dear Watson, my dear Watson.

It's elementary, my dear Watson. It's for science, John.

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Fantastic, Holmes. Brilliant, Holmes. Amazing, Holmes! Sorry.

Fantastic, Holmes. Brilliant, Holmes. Sorry, I'll stop.

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It was cake, but I already ate it, already ate it, already ate it.

It was cake, but I already ate it. I worry about you, Sherlock.

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There's cases piling up right now, up right now, up right now,

There's cases piling up right now. Not my division!

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Deducin', all over London roads,

221b Baker Street, under Sherlock Holmes.

Deducin', all over London roads,

Tracking down a murderer, let's hope we don't explode.

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Swimming Pool, Moriarty:

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I will burn the heart out of you, heart out of you, heart out of you.

I will burn the heart out of you. That's what people DO!

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Ah, it's elementary, my dear Watson, my dear Watson, my dear Watson.

It's elementary, my dear Watson. It's for science, John.

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Fantastic, Holmes. Brilliant, Holmes. Amazing, Holmes! Sorry.

Fantastic, Holmes. Brilliant, Holmes. Sorry, I'll stop.

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It was cake, but I already ate it, already ate it, already ate it.

It was cake, but I already ate it. I worry about you, Sherlock.

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There's cases piling up right now, up right now, up right now,

There's cases piling up right now. Not my division!

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Deducin', all over London roads,

221b Baker Street, under Sherlock Holmes.

Deducin', all over London roads,

Tracking down a murderer, let's hope we don't explode.

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Deducin', all over London roads,

221b Baker Street, under Sherlock Holmes.

Deducin', all over London roads,

Tracking down a murderer, let's hope we don't explode.

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Notes: Oh, dear... *hides in shame*