"These sausages are mouldy!"
Comes the disappointed cry
Fagin sighs dejectedly and starts to wonder
Why?
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Why are the sausages always mouldy?
Why are they mouldy, oh why?
Why are the sausages always mouldy?
It's enough to make you cry!
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No matter how he makes them
Boiled, fried or mashed
They always turn out badly
And leave him quite abashed
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Why are the sausages always mouldy?
Why are they mouldy, oh why?
Why are the sausages always mouldy?
It's enough to make you cry!
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Even if he cooks them
For the right amount of time
The sausages still aren't that great
(Neither are these rhymes)
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Why are the sausages always mouldy?
Why are they mouldy, oh why?
Why are the sausages always mouldy?
It's enough to make you cry!
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Fagin ponders this awhile
No answer can he give
If sausages are never good
Then it's no way to live!
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Why are the sausages always mouldy?
Why are they mouldy, oh why?
Why are the sausages always mouldy?
It's enough to make you cry!
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He then picks up the toasting fork
And on it sticks some bread
If he can't make good sausages
Then he'll make toast instead
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Why are the sausages always mouldy?
Why are they mouldy, oh why?
Why are the sausages always mouldy?
It's enough to make you cry!