1 Piece Screwed up Rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"Vice-Admiral Brancha!" The Marine Captain that came to pick up the bounties quickly saluted the red haired woman who just snorted and pinned him with a glare. The rest of the marines immediately saluted as well and looked terrified.

"At ease. I'm not a marine anymore." Brancha said sneering since she recognized a few of the marines as ones that cheered when she was sold to the Dragons. They didn't like her being in charge over them simply because of her 'freaky' powers in their minds since most were from the East Blue.

"I'm here to turn over these two for the bounties." Brancha said not wasting time as she hooked a thumb at the two still knocked out Baroque Works agents who were quickly identified by the terrified marines.

"That's 30,000,000 for the woman and 40,000,000 for the man. Your total is 70,000,000 Beri. Haven't lost your touch have you?" One of the lieutenants that had actually respected the woman said with a grin as he quickly searched the stack of bounty posters for the two.

"So you left the marines to become a bounty hunter?" One particularly cocky looking Lieutenant asked sneering at Brancha who favored him with a completely blank expression.

"I was sold by the marines to the Dragons because of my powers. A pirate raided the slave ship and freed me. I refused to join the crew and they gave me a boat and some supplies to live off of until I made it to some other island." Brancha said and she wasn't technically lying. Amande had freed her and offered her a spot on Big Mom's crew but she didn't want to work for Big Mom. She wanted to work for Amande who gave her a place to stay and a boat and helped her get settled into her temporary home on Nuts Island.

"Of course since cocky rookies like you are making it to being a lieutenant then it's a good thing I'm not coming back. I'd knock you down to petty officer in a heartbeat." Brancha said making the man bluster and fluster before a loud moan distracted everyone and made the men blush.

"Are they still going at it? They've been at it all night!" Brancha asked in disbelief and earning a snort from Usopp who had been with her eyeing the marines distrustfully. Nami was waiting for them to hand Brancha the bounty money, then she was going to rob them blind. She was the thief of the crew after all.

"You think they're bad now? You should have been around before she was pregnant with Pix. They went at it for days at a time. Honestly none of us were surprised when she ended up pregnant, we were more surprised that she didn't have triplets or more." Usopp said making more than one marines blush or get a nosebleed at that information before there was a loud pleased scream.

"They're trying for triplets now." Brancha said dryly and not bothered by the scream. She had heard them all night although usually it was Luffy's name she was screaming. Amande wasn't going to be able to walk or talk for a while Brancha was sure.

"At this point I think they're going for Octuplets." Usopp said just as dryly.

"Is anyone going to warn them that the little princess should be waking up any minute now?" Brancha asked making Usopp tilt his head slightly as if listening for something.

"Brook's got em. Hopefully they'll actually stop this time." Usopp said with a sweat drop.

"Wouldn't they when he barges up to them?" Brancha asked as three petty officers went to fetch the money, not knowing that Nami was silently and invisibly following them.

"They've literally gone at it like rabbits all night on top of a roof where anyone can see and watch. You think they'll care if one of us approaches? As long as we don't try to touch either of them, they aren't going to care about us walking up. Trust me pretty much all of us have walked in on them in the most random of places and they never stopped before." Usopp said and now more than one marine was trying to stop their bloody noses while the petty officers returned with the money, never noticing Nami throwing bags of Beri and bars of gold into the sea where Laboon and the two Fishmen crewmembers were waiting to grab them and move them to the boat.

"Well since she stopped screaming, moaning, and begging him to go faster or rougher I think they stopped." Brancha said only for another pleasured cry to pierce the air and making her eyebrow twitch.

"Now I think they stopped." Usopp said amused as Nami gave the signal that she was done, sneaking back off the boat and tapping Usopp and Brancha on their shoulders.

"Whatever. We got the bounties so let's hurry up and get back to the boss. Anyone know where we can get a small training sword for the little princess?" Brancha asked hefting the bags up easily and carrying them over one shoulder, causing the marines to look horrified and nervous since it took three petty officers to carry it. She didn't make Vice-Admiral level for her pretty face, or her powers really since she didn't get them until she was a Rear-Admiral.

"Are we really going to buy a three year old a wooden sword?" Usopp asked with a small sweat-drop but he wasn't surprised. Not with who exactly the girls parents were, not to mention most of her aunts and uncles.

"Well I'd suggest a dull sword but she has to get used to the weight of wooden ones first. She's still little so she'll grow into a bigger and heavier one soon." Brancha said struggling and making Usopp give her a flat look as they walked away and the marines quickly booked it. They wouldn't realize they had been robbed for a while yet but better safe than sorry to get away from them now.

"Where's mommy and daddy?" Pixie was asking when they got back to the boat.

"We're right here princess." Luffy said jumping onto the boat with Amande looking tired but pleased in his arms. Their outfits were messed up, their hair was in a mess, and there was a distinct scent from the two of them but Pixie didn't notice.

"Baby sister?" Pixie asked looking at her mothers stomach as Luffy settled her into a lawn chair while Nami began to steer them away from the islands through the fog.

"Your baby brother or sister is just fine sweetheart. They're still safely inside of mommy where they're warm and happy." Amande said rubbing her stomach as Pixie crawled up into her lap and placed her ear to her mothers belly.

"Can't hear?" Pixie asked frowning cutely at her mothers baby bump.

"That's because I'm not far enough along for them to kick yet. Just wait a few more weeks and you can feel them kick." Amande said just as they were getting out of the fog.

"So it wasn't all just a dream?" A familiar voice asked from the top railing and earning startled looks from the others while Luff just laughed.

"Ms. All-Sunday!" Vivi said alarmed and scared at the sight of the known face of Baroque Works.

"Robin!" Luffy said happily waving at the archeologist who gave a fond smile.

"You know Ms. All-Sunday?" Vivi asked her brain about ready to fry at that knowledge.

"Course. She's our spy." Luffy said blinking at Vivi who was gaping now in disbelief.

She just buried her face in her hands and silently gave up when there was a loud squeal from Pixie who rushed up and glomped the womans leg earning a fond laugh from the archeologist assassin.

"Aunty Robin!"