Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or A Very Potter Musical, however much I wish I did.

After everyone finished eating, they went back to the chairs, with Sirius now sitting on the couch with James and Lily had moved back the winged chair, Peter got up to play the next video.

Draco: Hey, Potter. Hey, Potter. Potter, Potter.

"Him again?" groaned James.

Harry: What Malfoy?

Draco: I drew a picture of you.

"He drew a…picture of Harry?" said Remus slowly.

Someone: What?

Draco: You see what's happening to you in it? It's you getting hit in the head with a Quaffle.

"We should start drawing pictures of Snape and give them to him!" laughed James. Sirius and Peter laughed while Remus chuckled lightly and rolled his eyes. Severus glared at the four boys.

Goyle: -laughs-

Draco: Don't you feel foolish? Look, that's me. That one, that's me and I'm in the background laughing and pointing at you. We're having a right good time aren't we? Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater. It's rather good. It's actually quite good. It's, it's probably the best I've ever done. Actually, can I have that back? Wait, no, I'm taking it! What do you think of that Potter huh? I've stolen your favorite drawing.

"I don't think that was his favorite drawing." said Peter bemusedly.

"No, Peter it wasn't." said Remus patiently. The other three Marauders knew Peter could be a little slow on the uptake, but he was still one of their best friends. To them, once you were a Marauder, you always were a Marauder!

Look, what do you think of this? No! (rips paper) Goyle, paste it!

"Is he really that foolish?" sneered Severus. He thought Malfoys and Slytherins were supposed to be intelligent.

Now look what you've done Potter!

"And he has the nerve to blame it on my kid!" roared James.

"Yeah!" agreed Sirius at once. "No one blames my godson!"

Lily rolled her eyes for what seemed like the hundredth time. "It's just a play! Harry hasn't even been born yet!" she said exasperatedly. Sirius and James looked sheepish at once and became silent.

You wait until my father hears about this.

"Of course, straight to his Daddy," scoffed James, "Just like any Malfoy."

He'll say, 'Draco, you god damn little poofer, why don't you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human?' And then, he will pull down my diaper and scour me for the mess I've made in it and spank my cheeks as red as cherries.

"What the hell?" choked out Sirius through his laughter.

"Maybe I like Lucius Malfoy just the tiniest bit more," laughed James, "That is hilarious!"

Neville: (mouths) Wow.

Harry: That really sucks Malfoy, but I just can't believe you still wear a diaper.

Draco: All respectable wizards do. How do you expect me to use a potty? I could fall into one of those monstrosities.

"Does he honestly think he's going to fall in?" questioned Remus humorously.

At least, I can draw.

"Aw hell no!" yelled Sirius, "What 'chu going to say to that Herman?"

Hermione: You know what Malfoy, leave Harry alone. I mean, it's not like that drawing's that good.

"Oh snap! This is going to be good!" cheered James, encouraging a fight. "Why isn't it playing?" he asked curiously.

"James," said Lily slowly, "The video automatically stops when you talk.

"Oh" was all he said, before looking down, flushed.

Draco: Not. That. Good? Let's see you try to draw something better you little Mudblood?

"Hey!" shouted Lily angrily. "You can't call her that! It's an awful name that you should never call anyone," she said this looking pointedly at Severus who felt guilty immediately. Why did she have to keep reminding him of that horrible day?

Ron: Hey!

"Thank god someone will defend her!" sighed Lily.

Yeah Herman, let's see you draw something right now in front of everyone. (everyone pressures her to draw something)

"Never mind"

Harry: Just stop it! This is no way to go about this. Okay, (singing) Hermione can't draw…

Everyone: Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw! She only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a "How to Draw" book. Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw. (repeats while Remus talks)

Remus: I screwed up Slytherin's got the field, what the hell's going on here? Stop dancing, guys stop. Hey, this song isn't even that funny.

Sirius began singing at once. "Hermione can't draw! Hermione can't dr-" He was quickly quieted by a well-aimed silencing charm from Lily. Sirius crossed his arms and glared at her; Lily smirked.

Ron: Oh yeah? Let's see you sing something right now in front of everyone.

"Moony sing for us!" begged James. Sirius was silently pleading, though Remus wasn't sure if it was for him to sing or unsilence him. He sighed and unsilenced him.

"I'm NOT singing."

Everyone: Lupin can't sing, Lupin can't sing (Remus: I don't' have to sing for you.) , Lupin cannot sing. (Yes, yes I can sing.) He only reads books and cannot sing. (I'm Remus Freakin…alright!) Even if he's reading a "How to Sing" book.

"Prove that you can sing, Remmy!" said Sirius. "Prove it!"

"Don't call me that and no," he said firmly. "I told you, I am NOT singing."

Remus: Alright, alright, guys. Guys! Remember how Hermione can't draw! Follow me!

"That was kinda mean," said Peter quietly.

"Yeah, Remus," agreed Lily, "that was mean!"

Everyone: Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a "How to Draw" book. Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw.

(Snape dancing with Ron)

Snape: Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?

Ron: Yeah! (high-fives Snape)

"Woah kid!" cried James, "don't even associate with Snivellus over there!" He jerked his thumb over to Severus, who did his best to ignore him. He was only here because of Lily and to watch the musical.

Hermione: Do I have somewhere to be? No. (drops cat and begins singing)

"Poor kitty," said James sadly, shaking his head.

"Cats are stupid," said Sirius plainly. "Me and cats don't – get along very well," he said tentatively. What he didn't say was that it was because he was an illegal dog anigmus; it would probably come out as a fact during this play anyway though.

All my dreams, I'm chasing after. They don't need all this laughter. I'd take a grain of salt, a stiff upper lip,

"She's boring," said Peter. "How are you supposed to have fun like that?"

"I don't know!" said Sirius incredulously.

It's not their fault I'm not as hip. Wake up kid; you know you're more than this. I'm the smartest person that I've ever met.

"She's so egotistical!" laughed Lily. "Kind of like someone else in this room." She spoke this while sneaking a look over to James. He noticed she was looking at him and messed up his hair at once. She rolled her eyes but smiled.

So why do I allow myself to possibly forget? There's so much more I know how to do, so much more than all of you.

"She really thinks she knows more than everyone?" asked Severus scathingly.

The only thing I wish I knew was how to make them see the girl that I can be. I am the coolest girl in the whole wide world.

"Sorry," chuckled Remus, "but no Herman."

I know it but I can't show it at all. I am sick and tired of low, not higher. This is where I should belong. It's about time I prove them wrong. Give me a shot, to show what I've got. I'm a hell of a whole lot more than this frizzy hair, these frumpy clothes I wear.

"Why doesn't she just wear something different?" questioned Peter curiously.

No, I'm looking like nobody you've seen before. Cause I am the coolest girl in the whole wide world. I know it, below it all. I am done with losing, on with choosing the coolest girl on the face of the planet, the coolest bitch on the earth, god damn it!

"Right," said James slowly. "You just keep telling yourself that."

The coolest chick you've ever seen or heard, so you can try to bring me down but sorry guys I'm sticking around.

"Please go away," begged Sirius.

I've thought about it and I've found that I am the coolest girl yeah!

"So," said James, "I guess I'll start the next part."