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This chapter was really hard to write because of three reasons.
Numero uno
I am annoying someone for hacking a website I go on
Numero dos
MY DAD IS PLAYING A VIDEO GAME THAT IS REALLY LOUD!!!
And Numero tres
THERE IS ANOTHER THUNDERSTORM AND I KEEP LOSING THE SIGNAL!!!! IT ISH ANNOYING!!!
Don't worry, the next time Tsukia see's Mello he will get his arse kicked. XD
This chapter includes... Lots of randomness. Tsukia annoying Near out of boredom, and the possible answer to why Matt wears goggles. And something that no one ever thought would happen. o.o
Here it ish.
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"So, did anything happen while I was gone?" I asked, walking over to the albino. Today's giant tower/toy/building/lego thing was a town of some sort made out of dice.
"Where were you...?"
"Just writing a letter to my brothers. Amazingly they've managed to survive without me." I shrugged. "That lady, Lidner said she would mail it for me."
He nodded, turning back to one of the monitors. "Nothing has happened as of yet."
"Hmm... So I'm guessing we're going to be here for a while?"
"Obviously."
I sighed, sitting down backwards in one of the chairs and spinning around in a circle on it. "This is boring..."
"I have to agree." He said without looking at me. (Nu!! More rhyming!!)
"You know your gonna go blind if you stare at that monitor for too long."
"No I won't."
"Yes you will."
"No." He sounded a little irritated. Good. I'm bored. Irritating the supposedly emotionless albino is fun.
"Yeessss..."
"No."
"Yeeeeeeeessssss!!"
Near sighed, finally turning to face me. "How could I go blind?"
"You could burn your eyes into charred little bits. I'm serious!" He didn't look convinced. "Why do you think Matt wears goggles?!"
"Because he wants to see everything in weird neon colors...?"
"No it's so he doesn't burn his eyes out of his head when he plays video games."
"Your a liar. That isn't physically possible."
"How do you know? Did you have someone stare at one of these monitors for a really long time?" I asked, grinning to myself.
"No b-"
"They could sue for that, you know."
"I never-"
"And then when they do and take you to court Kira could find your name and kill you-"
"I. Did. Not. Make. Anyone. Stare. At. A. Monitor. In. Order. To. See. If. They. Would. Go. Blind." He said each word slowly, trying to get his point across.
I stuck my tounge out. "Choo no fun."
He shook his head and instead went back to his dice tower.... City... Thing...
I sighed, leaning back in my chair and closing my eyes.
And now we wait... For a very long time... Wow I'm bored...
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Click.
My eye twitched. "Why do you do that?"
"Do what?" The albino asked, stacking another wooden block on his most recent creation.
"Build stuff."
"Because I want to."
I rested my head on my hand. "Well that's a specific answer."
"Yes. Just like your quetsion."
Click.
"You have a talent for irritating people."
He shrugged, adding a triangle shaped block to his tower.
"What if it falls?"
"Then it falls. Hand me that cylindrical block."
I handed it to him, watching the formation of the Near's newest creation take shape.
Click.
"Won't you be mad? You've spent so much time working on it..."
"Of course. But what would be the point? If I get angry and make a scene it will still be on the floor in pieces. I simply don't see the point in making a fool of myself and letting my emotions get the better of me."
We both knew we wern't talking about block towers anymore.
Click.
"But isn't it good to use your emotions? I mean, without them people wouldn't be able to tell right from wrong." I said.
"... True. But too much emotion leads you becoming reckless. When you become reckless you make unnessicary mistakes."
"... Yeah... I guess your right..."
CLACK!
I looked up at the noise. Suddenly the entire tower fell.
Slowly Near got up, looking at the giant pile of wooden blocks. "Hm. It fell." Then he turned around and started to walk away.
Glancing over my shoulder at the ruined creation, I got to my feet and followed my friend.
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"Tsukia?"
My arm twitched.
"Tsukia?"
"... Go away..."
Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my leg. My eyes shot open. "YOU LITTLE BASTARD!! YOU KICKED ME!"
Near twisted a lock of his hair. I could tell he was trying not to grin. "You were sleeping." The albino said innocently.
"Like hell I was!"
"You drooled on the sleeve of your jacket." I glanced at the offending drool. "That is not drool!"
"Then what was it? Your brain cells?"
I stared. "Oh... My... God..."
"What...?"
"DID YOU JUST MAKE A JOKE?!"
He sighed, shaking his head, and began working on his dice again.
"This is truly a glorious day... Near uttered his first joke..."
"Director, this is L. Get me N." L?
Great... What's wrong now...?
"Right." The FBI director said, holding the cell phone up.
"N, I'm sure your aware of our current situation. I need you to do me a favor. Can you notify the airlines, police and military on your end not to take any action yet?"
I tilted my head to the side.
"What's he thinking?" Rester said. "I never realized he was this unreliable.."
"Hmm... Well we put him in charge. Whatever he says goes." I shrugged. "He must have something planned. I mean, he must be somewhat smart if he's leading this."
"Alright, L. We'll locate the landing site and keep survailence over the area using our satalite video feed." Near said, still building with dice. "If there's anything else we can do... Please don't hesatate to let us know."
"In other words leave me the hell alone so I can play with legos." I muttered, earning a glare.
Near+Joke=Apocolypse... o.o
Nya my cat yelled at me the whole time I was typing this... X.X
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