This chapter is also pretty short, but I'm bored, this could increase the speed of the story. There may be a time skip or two in the next few chapters. I have a better idea of where it will go now, but suggestions and reviews help
Disclaimer – I do not own Naruto
Chapter 10 -
Tsunade blinked, and stared at Naruko.
"What do you mean!?" Tsunade scowled sending Sasuke a death glare, who was sitting in the chair next to Naruko.
"I m-mean..." Naruko stuttered,
"She means, she's pregnant, Hokage-sama."
"Are you sure!? This just doesn't happen!" Tsunade said panicky as she glared at the Uchiha boy,
"What. Did. You. Do. To. Her?!" She glared at Sasuke leaking killing intent basically suffocating him.
"Do I need to explain?" Sasuke asked smugly.
"Please do, this could be good material for my next novel!" Jiraiya said leaning against the corner of a window,
SMACK,
Tsunade punched him across Konoha, she thought he must have landed near the gates.
"Well, there isn't much I can do, is there Naruko?" Tsunade sighed leaning back into her chair unimpressed.
"Well, you could say 'Yes' that would probably help out a bit Tsunade-obaachan," Naruko said grinning at the now furious hokage,
"Yes? To what?" Tsunade inquired,
"I want you to be the godmother!" Naruto said cheerily looking at Tsunade who seemed to be interested,
"Well then, I say, yes, I will be your first child's godmother, but.." Suddenly Tsunade was right in front of Naruko before she could say anything,
"If it's a girl will you name her 'Tsunade?!'" Tsunade said with a glisten in her eyes, Sasuke was confused, first Tsunade was ready to kill him now she's excited?
"Women, troublesome.." Shikamaru said lazily walking into the office,
"Shikamaru Nara, how long have you been outside my office? And how much have you heard?" Tsunade said getting back on her feet and wandering back to her desk.
"I just got here long enough to hear Naruko is pregnant," Shikamaru said lazily.
"You will not mention anything said in this office outside of this building, nobody else will hear of this. Do you understand?" Tsunade said seriously.
Shikamaru yawned,
"Sure, here's the mission report, congratulations to you two," the lazy man walked out of the office with a smirk on his face and thought, 'I knew you two would end up together even if Naruto was a man.'
After a few minutes of silence after that and an exchange of glares and smiles there was a knock on the door,
"Come in," Tsunade growled,
In walked a tall slender, pale man with black hair, wearing a shirt that reveals his chest walked in,
"What do you need Sai?" Questioned Tsunade annoyed,
"Can't I come to say 'hi' once in a while, hag?"
Tsunade grunted and threw the two pieces of her desk at the boy who splashed into a puddle of ink as they made contact leaving ink on all the papers scattered across the floor.
"SAI!" Naruko screamed,
The ink soon reformed into Sai,
"Hey, dickless, I heard you're pregnant," Sai said with a fake smile,
"Uhh, yeah," Naruko said looking at her feet blushing.
"Sai, what you heard here does not leave this room, if it does I will personally castrate you," Tsunade said glaring angrily at the now emotionless face.
"Hai, Hokage-sama," Sai replied showing his fake smile again.
"You're all dismissed." Tsunade said watching the three leave her office.
Tsunade sighed, 'Damn it Naruko, you're already becoming a baby factory for that brat,'