Rap Battles of FanFiction: Sonic the Hedgehog vs Kung Fu Panda

by jweaks2016

Your favorite characters go head to head to determine who's the best. Original characters and one or two OCs in here. See a character from each side square off against each other to see who's the better rapper. Vote on who won in the reviews, and we'll see which side ultimately won at the end of the book of battles. Rated T for some language (no F bombs though).

10. Rouge the Bat vs The Croc Bandits

Previous battle winner: TIE (3 to 3. Seriously, from now on, PM'd votes will NOT count. Only votes written in the reviews)

RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!

Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda

Rouge the Bat vs. The Croc Bandits

BEGIN!

Rouge

I'm as quick to pick your pocket

As I am to pick your lock and

Slip into your picture perfect world just to piss it off.

A lot of tricks up my sleeve. Yes, I mean to rip you off.

I leave a lot of empty wallets, all away from which I walk.

If you are rich enough, then you ought to listen up!

I'll be quickly stripping you of every single frill and pomp.

Just because you're another name upon the list I got

Doesn't mean that for every penny, I haven't fought.

You'll know who hit you when I leave my mark.

You will never catch this vigilante in the dark.

I'll never let go of my inner klepto

Cuz I've been one ever since the get-go.

I hide in darkness. I've come to creep in.

To steal is no sin. It's just my reason.

Now I'll vanish into the night and leave these fools that're sobbin'.

Don't call me Robin Hood, because I'm only good at robbin'.

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Fung

I'm the leader of Irwin, Gahri and Wall Eye.

Don't forget Lidong and Wong, the small guy.

We'll obliterate this bat into the night sky

And steal her precious treasure by tip-toeing by!

You use trickery and manipulation to get your jewels.

We're the better thieves! What'd you take us for? Fools?

Yeah, she's a mighty magnet. Smell a dollar bill in your clothes.

A gold digger-size from my head to my toes.

And she's lookin' for a prize!

Man, people kill me! Acting like they don't see the dollar size in your eyes.

Hypnotized by the good looks? Yeah, maybe!

But a victim for a good crook? Nope! Not me!

We're better rappers and thieves, not pathetic noobs!

Besides, your raps are just as fake as your boobs.

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Rouge

Just as I suspected, you all are dumb as rocks.

I guess that's what I get for facing six crocs.

You'll never understand the price of infamous fame

Until you treat life like crime's just a game.

When I go breaking and entering, it's all the same!

Steal some gold, spit a bar and amidst will rise a flame!

I'm an outcast, but nobody owns me.

I work alone, but never call me lonely.

When it comes to thievery, you're too slow.

Stealing is an art, so call me Picasso!

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Fung

Oh comrades, are we psycho

To face a thief addicted to lipo?

Who's face looks like it's made of brass

And who's got an artificial ass?

Ha! Nobody's as fast as me!

I clear rooftop gaps so rapidly!

I mean, I practically defy gravity.

I guess runnin' from the law comes naturally!

My squad'll get rich

When we bury this bitch

And we'll rob her grave without getting a stitch!

Pass the champagne and fill me a cup

Cuz we just shut this wannabe up.

WHO WON?

DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!

A new battle approaches! Next up: Blaze the Cat vs. Takami Skyfang REMATCH