Hi people =)
Wheeee... I'm hyper today. Anyways... I've only got a few chapters left and it's all done! Okay, it might be rushed and these few chapters lately have been sort of fillers but then I wanted to explain Kina's personality throughout the story so... yeah.
bee-roxs98: Haha, me too. But then... hey, when someone revives you then it's all different. ...right?
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers nor Avril. I own my OCs: Katherine Hart and Chantal Price.
You now that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
And all I wanna do is lose control.
-Smile (Avril Lavigne)
"Kina?" Someone asked as I grunted, struggling to sit up in my bed.
"What the frag? What time is it?" I muttered, reaching out my iPhone and looking at the time. I glanced down. 9:00 am. Damn, I must be lacking curfews. I slept at... like 12:00 because I was up talking sweetstuff with Bee. No, we didn't... you know, do it. Yet.
I pushed off my covers, forgetting I was only in my bra and underwear and there was someone- I don't know who yet, I was still really sleepy, in my room looking at me this instant.
That someone whistled. "You got hotstuff, girl."
I turned around and saw Sideswipe and nearly freaked. I took a step backwards in surprise and tripped on something, falling back. Before I could fall though, Sideswipe caught me by the waist and he ended up looking at my boobs directly. I blushed because he hadn't seen me naked and if this was a generally awkward position to be in and I was just afraid that B-
"Sideswipe! You slagger!" I heard Bumblebee roar outside the door. Sideswipe, freaked, ran out of my room with Bumblebee on his heels. I fell back and watched them run and found myself hysterically laughing at them. But you know, I was still sane enough to pull on a shirt and casual shorts before going to where the autobots were hanging out.
"Hey, where's Sideswipe and Bumblebee?" I asked casually.
"I don't know. Those two have been out for half and hour already."
"Oh, I hope they get back soon," I said, trying not laugh.
"Apparently, they are now in Seattle. I traced their signature," Ironhide said, tad bit annoyed. At that I let out an extremely loud laugh that caught everyone's attention.
"Oh. My. God. That is so epic," I said, giggling. "Who are those anyways?" I said, nodding to some new bots in the room.
"They've come to earth after hearing my message for them. Do try and not to... piss them off, Kina," Optimus said, a little bit concerned.
"I'll try my best. And ladies, any particular someone who you don't me to accidently flirt with?" I asked.
"Ironhide. I'm Chromia, his sparkmate."
I turned to her. "All right, request taken. I'm not even going to flirt with him if he was available. He's too scary for me, I think. No offense okay?"
Ironhide laughed and whirred his cannons as if to prove my point. I held my hand and leaned away. "All right, I rest my case and I have enough proof already, thank you very much."
"No one else?"
"How about Optimus?"
A pink robot stepped out from the chrowd and Optimus' optics widened in alarm, staring at the femme. Ironhide and Ratchet and Jazz stared at each other. "E-Elita? I thought you- I thought you were dead?" He asked.
"I'm not Elita one. I'm her clone. I was trying to make a joke," Fauxlita said, frowning.
I let out my breath. Because, you know, a half human half cybertronian girl named Chantal Price sounded so much better than a hot pink cybertronian clone named Elita... fake or something. I don't know, I just felt like... Chantal... she was a really nice girl. I mean, I had really liked her and she was basically my idol. Or hero, whatever.
"I'm Arcee," A purple one smiled at me. "You must be one of the femmes on earth," she said, seemingly curious at my build.
"Are you checking me out?" I asked, smirking.
"In my glossary, 'check something out' means either 'the point at which goods are paid for in a supermarket or other store' or 'The administrative procedure followed when a guest leaves a hotel at the end of a stay'."
I laughed. "Okay, so check someone out means you are looking at the person to decide their sexual appeal."
She frowned. "Okay. Your earth language is very much confusing."
After a few hours of me watching them training, the door finally banged opened and the still aruging Bumblebee and Sideswipe strolled in. "You slagger! My arm!" Sideswipe grumbled.
"It's not my fault! I found you leaning in on her assets while she was half naked and she looked like she was in shock! How can you blame me for er... thinking you were... taking advantage of her?" Bee finished off.
Every 'bot turned to me and stared.
"Well, he woke me up in the morning and I sleep with my bra and underwear on! Then I turn around and see that sla- okay, Jazz! That beeper sitting in my room on my chair so I freaked and fell!"
"And I caught her around the waist and she a deal shorter than me so don't blame me!"
"You were the smart one to wake her up early in the morning!" Bee retorted.
"Early?" He exclaimed. "It was 9 slagging oclock!"
"...yeah. She normally wakes up at 10."
"Lazy butt," I heard Sideswipe say. I glared and took off my fake glasses and threw them at him. He gave a yelp and covered his chest plates, where I hit him. I laughed. Then, I held out my hand. He frowned and looked at me as if to say, 'what?'.
"I want my glasses back," I demanded.
He looked at me in disbelief. "It was you who threw it at me!"
"Yeah, now I want it back," I said like it was the most thing the world. He shook his head, then picked the glasses up and handed it back to me. "Well, thank you, love," I said as I wiped them on my shirt and put them on again.
"Hey, uh... Bee, do you need to patrol or something today?" I asked him. He nodded glumly. I patted him on the back. "Oh well... I was thinking about going to the mall to get some clothes or something. But then... since you're not available..." I trailed off, trying to sound really really suggestin but then subtle at the same time. I narrowed my eyes at Sideswipe. He caught on.
"Oh! I'm free. You wanna go to the mall, you say?"
Bee glared at him. "You think I'd l-"
"It was just a misunderstanding, come on Bee," I frowned.
"No! What if he does it again? While you're trying on clothes? He might try to-"
"BEE! This is Sideswipe we're talking about! Don't be stupid."
"I'm not being stupid. I'm just trying to not let you get hurt!" He protested.
"Then stop bring childish! I don't actually need your permission, if you haven't noticed!" I snapped. "Come on Sideswipe," I said, waiting for him to transform. Awkwardly, he looked between me and Bee.
"What are you waiting for?" I demanded. He transformer into a red Lamborghini and I opened the door, attempting to get in it. Bee's hand clutched around my arm, wrapping around it completely. It tightened and I tried to pull it back.
"Bee, stop. You're hurting me," I hissed.
Jazz and Optimus stepped forward. His grip loosened and I pulled it away.
"Bee, you need to learn to be less suspective of other people. Be more reasonable," I whispered before I got into Sidedswipe. Did that sound a little inappropriate or is it just that my mind is a bit twisted? I don't know, anyways, Sideswipe sped away from here.
"Why do you do that, Kina?"
"Do what?"
"Do thing he doesn't like," he answered.
"Because he's being unreasonable. I just want him to learn that not every guy that comes within 5 radius of me wants to get in my pants, you know?"
"He was always a little too overprotective..." Sideswipe muttered.
"Yeah, I can imagi-"
"Slag."
"What?" I asked.
"It's Sunstreaker!" He exclaimed.
"What? Then go find him!" I exclaimed. Taking my tip, he sped up again. I clutched the sides of the car. "What the frick? Are you going 200 a mile?"
"No, just 120," he answered.
I rolled my eyes and suddenly Sideswipe screeched to a stop. He transformed, throwing me out in the process. "Slaggit, Sideswipe!" I yelled at him. He scratched the back of his metallic neck awkwardly and muttered a 'sorry'. I sighed and got up, observing the little scratch at my elbow.
"Sunny!"
I snickered. "Sunny?"
"Shut up," a voice muttered.
"Aw, Sunny?" I said again. "Where are you anyways?"
A red cybertronian came out from... somewhere and before I knew it Sideswipe had tackled him to the floor. "Where the frag were you, Sunstreaker? Did you know we were looking for you?" Sideswipe shrieked in a shrill note.
Sunstreaker threw Sideswipe off him. "Why weren't you looking for me, then?"
"I just said we were! And if that... annoying femme hadn't then I might have stopped already! Honestly, Sunny, don't you think you could turn on your comm link or let us be able to trace your signature or something? Because you are just so smart!"
'Who's that... human femme?" Sunstreaker asked, nodding to me.
"Designation: Katherina or Kina Hart. She's as mischievous as us. And very attractive without clothes too. She's the one who wanted to help me find you," he said.
I glared at him. "You want me to throw my glasses at you and make you pick them up again?"
Sideswipe rolled his eyes again.
"Just try," he muttered and I glared at him again. "Sunstreaker! What are you doing?"
"Scanning her," he replied a little too obviously.
I jumped away from my spot, until Sunstreaker moved and pinned me to the ground so I couldn't move. "Frag! Sunstreaker! Stop doing that!"
"She was moving!"
He wrenched Sunstreaker off me and held my in his hand. "Are you all right?"
"Yes, I'm just... dandy!" I said, noticing I was trembling.
"He's not Barricade, calm the slag down, Kina."
"How the frag did you know about what happened with Barricade? And... do you know about the.. d- scalpel too?" I asked, taking a deep breath.
"Well... Bee kind of... told me when he was glitching..."
"Fuck him!" I screamed.
"You haven't yet?" Sideswipe laughed.
"No!" I answered, accidently. Sunstreaker stared at us.
"What kind of bond do you have with that... organic?" He asked rudely and shortly. "Is that... a twin bond?"
Sideswipe and I looked at each other. "What?" We asked unanimously.
"Yes, it is," he answered himself.
"You have alliance with the Decepticons? You must be destroyed!" Sunstreaker roared. He was probably pissed with my bond with Sideswipe, not that he thought I had alliance with the fragging 'cons or something of the sort.
But I lost it anyways.
"What the frag, Sunstreaker? Are you a glitch or something? Me with the Decepticons! Oh yeah, me with the Decepticons then they would be fucking winning right now. I got fragging kidnapped by them you fragger!"
He froze. "You got kidnapped by the Decepticons?"
"No, I got kidnapped by the autobots!" I screamed sarcastically. I heard Sidesipe give a very low chuckle at my very stupid answer. I rolled y eyes at him and turned back to Sunstreaker, crossing my arms across my chest. He looked suspiciously at me for one second, then looked the other way, looking angry and guilty.
"So now listen here. You come with us back to the autobot base. And you stop accusing every slagging person of not trying to find you!"
He glared at me, but he knew I was right. I got into Sideswipe as he transformed and we went back to the base.
No, Sunstreaker doesn't like her. Will probably never. She stole his Sideswipe!
Wow, that was gay...