Know Your Stars: Winx Club
Summary: I ran out of the fairies and specialists for now, So I'm doing the witches until more new episodes offer new fodder, here's Darcy.
Disclaimer: Your cat's a liar because my cat said so.
Tenth Victim: Darcy Trix
The voice was tapping its fingers on the desk in its hidden room waiting for a new victim. It seemed that the supply of fairies and specialists had run dry and the voice was in dire need of new amusement. So with nothing better to do, it opened a door in another area hoping to catch something fresh.
At that same time Darcy was wandering around the computer generated meadow in the rehab center for what seemed like the billionth time- it was really only the thousandth- that day when she found a door between two trees. Hoping that it was a way out the brunette witch swung the door wide open and rushed inside. Big huge humiliating mistake.
"Welcome to know your stars. Now sit down and state your name." Announced a disembodied voice.
Darcy snorted. "Why should I?"
"Because if you don't I'll mention the real reason you left Riven."
The mind messing witch just shrugs. "Hey it's his problem, not mine."
"Just sit or I'll mention that whole deal about you and Nakago."
"But if you know about me and Nakago then why do you need my name?"
"Just do it or I'll say it and bring Soi out here." The voice threatens
Darcy sighs and sits down. "Darcy Trix."
"Thank you, Darcy Trix- she once tried to capture the Trix rabbit and steal his pants."
"Uh the Trix rabbit doesn't wear pants. He's naked!" Darcy points out.
"That's because you stole them."
"I doubt he even had pants in the first place."
"Sure he didn't Darcy."
"He never had pants! I've been eating that cereal for years and he has always been naked!"
"So, you like to picture the Trix rabbit naked? Do you have fantasies about the Trix rabbit?"
Darcy just looks disgusted.
"Uh huh. Darcy the pants stealer, she hypnotized Riven because Musa turned her down."
"I what?"
"You hypnotized Riven to get revenge on Musa."
"Well, that does sound like fun, but no I haven't."
"Right." The voice replies dragging out the 'i' "Darcy Trix, she is planning on turning Icy into a cute furry animal and taking over the world dominance operation."
Luckily for Darcy, Icy was somewhere back in rehab and although the ice witch sensed that someone was talking about her, she couldn't tell who it was.
"I would never even consider doing something like that to Icy!"
"Even though she's the reason you're in rehab?" asked the voice.
"Good point."
"Darcy, she used hooked on Phonics to trap Riven and she plans on using it to take over the coven."
"That makes no sense at all. Hooked on Phonics is supposed to teach you how to read- not how to take over."
"Okay, Darcy, she wrote Taking over Covens for Dummies."
"Really?"
"Yes you did." The voice is annoyed now because Darcy isn't flying off the handle. Sighing, it tries again. "Darcy, she wishes she could dress as well as Stella."
That did it. "What the bleep! Why the bleep would I want to be like Stella! That bimbo doesn't even know which end is up on her Sun staff- let alone how to dress!"
Stella comes in wearing her Winx outfit and looking peeved. "Solar Flare!"
"Apparently she does know which way is up on her sun staff." The voice comments.
Darcy looks like burnt toast and falls to the floor- she is carried out by two guards and released into the meadow from where she came.
"And now you know Darcy Trix."
End!
Thank you to my twelve wonderful reviewers:
Totally Ashley- Either Icy or Stormy. Wolfscout- Thanks, TwinxBloomSparx- Thank you for reviewing the first chapter- I hope you enjoyed the rest of it. Smilin Star 13, Can't Think. Lita Maxwell,-but of course. Clueless97- Actually I feel sorry for Cedric- he did eat a cactus. Kikii Ember- That story was random and funny. Charmed Millie, Ikey, Ragnarok Destroyer- But only because I can't go back and annoy Riven. PurpleNova823- Thank you so much!
Okay- so which one of the Trix do I annoy next? Or should I go for Lord Darkar? Review and vote please!