Disclaimer: Do I still need to say it?
Pet part 2
"John! You'll be so glad to know I got rid of Zappy for you."
"Thank gawd!"
"I got a different pet instead!"
"I'm afraid to ask."
"It's not a fish!"
"Shark... whatever. So what did you get and will I be staying with Sherlock again after seeing it?"
"You're going to love him! I named him Mr Snuggles because he's so affectionate."
"Snuggles?!"
"He's got this long tail he loves to flick around and hit stuff with when aggitated, the most precious little tongue and these adorable claws that love to tear up everything around him!"
"Did you get a cat? It's a cat, right? A regular house cat and not a tiger, right?"
"Come on, John, I have to introduce you to Mr Snuggles!"
JW
-Time Skip-
JM
"You are forbidden from ever owning a pet again!"
"But Jawn..."
"NO! You are in no way a responsible pet owner, not to mention your choice in pets!"
"Mr Snuggles was just being friendly..."
"It killed eighteen people!"
"They weren't very important people..."
"How did you even get hold of a Xenomorph anyway?!"
"One of my minions was getting uppity, and I had this egg in the freezer-"
"Stop! I don't want to hear it! No more pets, Jim, and I mean it!"
"Alright, John, no more pets. How about I take up gardening instead? There's this little shop selling cuttings of something called an Audrey Two, it might be nice."
"That sounds good, Jim, there's very little trouble you could cause with a harmless little plant after all."