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"As You Are All Probably Aware Of, We Are Reliving A Past Experience That Was, For Unknown Reasons, Erased From Our Timeline." Kanaya enunciated very properly and clearly as she spoke, sounding somewhat stiff. Even the way she stood was ridiculously proper, somewhere between a ballerina and someone what had a long straight shaft shoved up their nook. That very thought made Tavros Nitram chuckle to himself.

"We Must Once Again Divide Into Teams To Play The Game, But This Time It Will Include The Humans." Terezi stood up suddenly and walked to the front. Many of them look surprised, but Tavros knew better. The Seer, well, saw a lot more than most of them did. Knew things that they never would.

"You're right Kanaya, but I know more. There are more than just the four humans. four paradox clones were created by one of us," Tavros noticed Terezi's eyes dart around the room and land on Karkat despite the fact that she was blind, "by using ectobiology. There's nothing we can do about them except meet them in the medium."

Tavros wanted to sigh at this very badly. This could complicate things very much. It was 4 variables in and already very complicated and indefinite equation. It was a miracle that they beat the game once, could they manage to do it again?

"Thank You Terezi. Now, I Shall Leave You All To Form Teams. The Red Team Will Be Based Around Humans Rose and Dave, The Blue Team Around Humans John and Jade. We Begin At The Earth Sunrise." With a swish of her skirt, Kanaya picked up the Rose human and left, presumable back to the room that she shared with him and Gamzee.

"Yo, motherfucker, you gotta be on my team." Tavros jumped as Gamzee hung his arms around his shoulders at the exact moment he thought about him.

"O-of course Gamzee. Anything for you." Tavros stuttered. Gamzee only grinned and rested his head on the bull troll's shoulder, pulling the other's smaller form to his. This earned a rust-colored blush.

"Excellent, miraculous. Now, what do you say we rope in the Water Room motherfuckers and call it good?" Gamzee asked, smiling lazily. Tavros nodded silently.

No more need for words, the goat troll grabbed his other's hand and led him towards each member of the Water Room in turn and convinced them to join their team. Karkat, Vriska, and Feferi. It pained Tavros that they had to have Vriska on their team, but there wasn't much to be done about it.

Finally they retired to the Earth Room where Kanaya was speaking with Terezi quite heatedly. The human girl lied in between them, her chest rising and falling softly. The two trolls stopped speaking as soon as the pair walked in. Gamzee, ignoring this face, dragged Tavros over and gave Kanaya their reasoning, which she immediately agreed to.

This all was too easy… Tavros thought, feeling extremely paranoid for a moment, but brushed it off. It wasn't like he could do anything about it. No one would listen to him anyways.

Shortly after, Terezi left to retrieve Dave and Kanaya took Rose to the main room. She told Gamzee and Tavros that she was going to be responsible for watching the humans, so not to wait up for her. Gamzee just grinned lazily and tossed her a syringe of Hive Slime as she left. As soon as the door shut, the highblood turned back to his other, a strange look on his face. Uh Oh.

-Tavros: uh… uhh. UH.

"We have the room to ourselves tonight, what a motherfucking miracle that is. I know what I wanna do." Tavros' cheeks flushed brightly. He knew exactly what Gamzee meant, but he wasn't sure what to do about it. It's not like he did these kind of things a lot. At least not in this timeline.

"Uhm… Do ya think maybe you could wash that stuff off your face at least?" Tavros asked, not looking his Matesprit in the eye. The floor was suddenly very interesting… Until large purple shoes obstructed his view of it. Gamzee tilted Tavros' head upward, smiling with less of his usual intensity, but with more sincerity.

"Sure thing bro. I remember how much you hated me wearing it." With a quick kiss, Gamzee disappeared into their bathroom, leaving Tavros a little stunned.

Gamzee actually remembered their past session and their time before it. He didn't know if his Sopor-damaged brain would recall memories the same way that everyone else's had. Maybe it still only remembered bits. It was useless to wonder though. No one would ever know how Gamzee's brain worked, not even Gamzee himself.

"Don't look so forlorn, my friend. I'll protect you from any motherfuckers who mess with you." Tavros jumped, looking at Gamzee's clean and slightly concerned face. He nodded and dove into Gamzee's arms, hugging him tightly.

"I know Gam. Thanks." Tavros whispered. Gamzee laughed lightly, already changing as he did when they were alone. He got more focused and seemed a little less stoned. It was kind of nice, actually.

Without a word exchanged, Tavros tilted his head up and kissed along Gamzee's neck, then his jaw, then finally, his lips. The kissed slowly at first, the a little faster. The highblood slid his hands up Tavros' shirt and caressed his smooth chest.

He couldn't take it anymore. Despite the fact that he'd only done this once before, in a far off memory, he decided to take control. With a gentle shove, he broke the kiss and pushed Gamzee back onto his bed. Tavros then slowly maneuvered his shirt over his horns, as he did every morning, leaving his upper half bare. Then he finished the job, removing the rest of his clothes.

"You're motherfucking sexy sometimes, Tav." Gamzee said, slipping his own shirt off with much more ease. Tavros smiled and straddled his other's waist, pressing himself against him, skin to skin, and kissed Gamzee again.

Moving slowly and sensually, Tavros, moved his hands down to Gamzee's waistband, and messed with it for a moment before pushing his polka dotted sweatpants down as far as he could without breaking the kiss. Gamzee helped him by lifting himself and kicking them the rest of the way off, leaving them both completely naked.

Suddenly Tavros' confidence dissipated. He wanted Gamzee so bad, but it was like he froze up. He knew what to do, but he just couldn't do it. He started shivering slightly in embarrassment. He couldn't do this. He wasn't good enough for a highblood…

"Don't worry, I got ya…" Gamzee whispered tenderly, kissing Tavros on the cheek and grinning familiarly. Why did I even doubt us? Tavros wondered, Gamzee's caresses erasing his thoughts-mostly.

Kissing him again as a distraction, Gamzee pushed his bone bulge all the way into Tavros' nook, making him gasp and moan loudly. Tavros laid his head against Gamzee's chest, shivering with pleasure as his other slowly pulled out, then pushed back in.

Gamzee swiftly picked up his pace, reducing Tavros to little more than a pile of incoherent pleasure nerves. He pulled the smaller troll closer to him, cocooning him in his arms. Tavros latched his mouth onto Gamzee's neck at one point, biting and sucking and eventually earning a moan.

When they were both close, Tavros withdrew his teeth from Gamzee's neck, cringing slightly at the purple-weeping bite mark.

"Don't worry about it bro. I'm proud of it." Gamzee declared with two final thrusts, making Tavros shiver as his other's genetic material was deposited into his nook.

Tavros sighed happily when Gamzee pulled out, crawling up a little higher to cuddle with his Matesprit. Gamzee laughed and grin, squeezing Tavros against his side.

Tavros looked up at Gamzee's face, examining it. He was one of the only beings who had ever seen Gamzee without his makeup, and it was really strange. His grins were less exaggerated and his eyes shown brighter. Tavros loved it, really. Though, not when his eyes dropped down to the bite makes again.

"You're like a motherfucking book, Tav. These bite marks?" Gamzee motioned to the said wound, "I love them. They were given to me by someone very special." He proceeded to smear his fingers in them, so that it was sure to scar.

This gesture touched Tavros in a way that he'd never known before, and despite the slightly gory nature, he blurted out something trolls rarely said.

"I love you Gamzee."

Gamzee froze and turned his eyes to his lover, almost looking confused. Tavros instantly regretted saying it. Trolls couldn't love. Love was a human emotion, as Karkat had told them so many times. Only hate and pity.

Gamzee laughed and hugged Tavros tightly, surprising him. Then, he kissed him forcefully.

"I love you too, motherfucker. Now how about we clean up before our genetic material starts to get too motherfucking friendly with one another?" Tavros laughed and stood up, pulling Gamzee up with him, crazy grin and all.

-Tavros: Be The Author

"There. PB&J has once again been satisfied." The author chuckled to herself, once again barreling through darkness.

She knew that she had failed the November writing challenge again, NaNoWriMo, but she was still very happy with the direction her story was going. She could do whatever she wanted with the characters. She was their god now.

All the Homestuck. All of it.

The good, the bad, the Vriska. The yaoi and the yuri. The deaths, lives and time. She enjoyed the tyranny that she was granted by this, as she was sure that the brilliant mastermind, Andrew Hussie, did too. All the brilliance.

"Gog damn it, get back to the motherfucking story already." She grumbled to herself after her much needed break. It was time to get down to business and exert her tyranny- this could be very pleasurable indeed.