Ryoko – Rima got upset because she couldn't find Kusu-chan, so my emcee this time is Rhythm...
Rhythm – YO!
Ryoko – That wasn't your cue, now shut up…
Rima – Hehehe… I have finally found you Rhythm… -holds giant scythe-
Ryoko – Holy! When did you get that scythe? It's so cool!
Rima – Thank you… now where did Rhythm go?
Ryoko – Rhythm do NOT touch my weapon shack!
-A loud thud, followed by a loud girly scream was heard. Then blood splattered everywhere.-
Rima – Did he die?
Ryoko – Oh, my god! –rushes into shack- RHYTHM YOU MURDERER!
Rhythm - What?
Ryoko – You kill my fish!
Rhythm – Uh… no I didn't…
Ryoko –Who cares, it's a stuffed animal anyway, so… HEY DID YOU NOTICE RYOKO, RHYTHM, AND RIMA ALL HAVE R'S??
Rima – How does a stuffed animal gush blood?
Ryoko – I don't know, oh, when it says something like O-M-G they actually spell it.
Rima – The color of the hallway is the color of the flower or jewel, you'll see what I mean later…
Rima walked into Ailurophile Academy the next week, and she dropped ALL of her books on the floor. Nagihiko, who was walking beside her, gave the 'WTF!?' look, and then he looked up. He too, dropped all of his books.
"O-M-G W-T-F? What happened to the school?" he yelled.
In front of Rima and Nagihiko, were seven hallways. From left to right, the hallways were colored coral pink, red, orange, yellow, emerald green, aqua, and lilac. Nagihiko and Rima looked up, and found each hallway had a name, the coral pink one was Aster Path, cheesy much…
The red one was Rose Route, orange was Amber Track. Rima rolled her eyes. The yellow one was Hyacinth Hall. The emerald green one way Emerald Estate. This time, the two rolled there eyes at the same time. The Aqua colored hallway was called Forget-Me-Not Course… and finally, Lilac Corridor.
"Ha-ha, who named these, you?" Rima asked Nagihiko.
"Rima-chan, are you crazy?" Nagihiko asked.
"Could you please tell me your names?" a woman asked. Rima turned around.
"Ah, Chewbacca-sensei!" Rima smiled. "How come you're a secretary now?"
"CHEWBACCA??!" Nagihiko asked stifling laughter.
"Ah, Nagihiko-senpai, and Rima-chan," Katsumi smiled. Then she shot Rima a glare. "The ONLY one who calls me Chewbacca-sensei!"
"Yeah, continue…" Rima replied rudely. "Or I'll get Mizuki to get a murderer after you."
"Kyaaaaa~! Mizuki-sama~!" Katsumi squealed so high pitched that neither of the teens understood.
"CONTINUE!" Rima pressured.
"You two are in the Hyacinth Hall, room 9-6A." Katsumi smiled.
"Together?!" the teens asked shocked. Then Rima muttered. "Oh, hell no…"
"It's three or two people per room, so don't think of making your roommate pregnant~!" Katsumi glared at Nagihiko.
"WHAT!?" Nagihiko yelled.
"There are separate beds?" Rima asked hopefully.
"Nope, one, it's HUGE though... six by five meters~!" Katsumi smiled. "Oh and Rima-chan, since you live in the Hyacinth Hall, you have to work in the Hya Hya Café~!"
"What the hell is a Hya Hya Café?" Rima asked.
"It's a café," Nagihiko answered.
"Onee-chan~!" Kusukusu giggled and hugged Rima.
"Kusu-chan!" Rima smiled.
"Have you read that book yet?" Kusukusu asked.
"No," Rima replied. "What hallway are you in?"
"I think the Rose Route…" Kusu-chan gave Rima a childish toothy grin.
"We sisters… are separated…" Rima said dramatically placing a hand to her heart and pretending to cry.
"You're such a Drama Queen Onee-chan!" Kusu-chan complained.
"Oh, do you work in the Hya Hya Café?" Rima asked.
"Yeah, I do, as a waitress." Kusukusu said.
"Same…" Rima told her sister. "Who are your roommates?"
"Temari-chan, and Rizu-kun." Kusukusu replied.
"Where is Rhythm?" Rima asked.
"Right here!" Rhythm called out.
"RHYTHM!" Rima yelled grabbing the collar of his uniform.
"Yes?" Rhythm asked as he and Nagihiko winced.
"YOU BETTER NOT RAPE MY SISTER!" Rima roared.
"Scary…" Nagihiko muttered.
Rima sat down on the huge fluffy bed, and smiled to herself. She buried her face into one of the fifty giant pillows. Nagihiko sweat dropped and started to pack out his stuff. Suddenly, Koneko ran into the room.
"Kyaaaaa~! Kawaii~!" she yelled not noticing Rima hidden in a fort of pillows.
"Kiyato-san?" Nagihiko and Rima asked shocked.
"Yeah, that's my name," Koneko smiled. "Wait, who said that?"
"Hehehe…" Rima decided to take advantage of this moment, and pulled Nagihiko into her fort.
"Ow! Ri-" Nagihiko was cut off by Rima.
"PWNED!" she yelled.
"Who pwned what?" Koneko asked.
"Uh… she pwned me?" Nagihiko tried.
"MORON!" Rima yelled.
"A boy, and a girl…" Koneko said trying to put everything together. "A boy… plus a girl…"
"Continue…" Rima said.
"SOMEBODY SCREAM BLOODY MURDER! TWO TEENS ARE DOING IT IN THIS ROOM!" Koneko yelled.
Ryoko – Ha-ha, random…
Rima – ME AND NAGI WERE NOT DOING IT!
Ryoko – Yet you wish you were... -hair dramatically blows around and Ryoko speaks very calmly, as she leans on a window sill looking out-
Rima – I DO NOT! -blushes-