The Summoning Scroll With Foxes

"Okay lady I don't know what your problem is but you need to chill it before I... uhh I... ground you" 'I better just play along with this dad thing for now' Naruto said and thought "Awww I don't like getting in trouble though" Kosuya said in a kiddish tone. "Well then stop cussing her out for now... unless you can teach me a cool jutsu." Naruto said in a cool tone, but to his suprise everyone was asleep even Kosuya and she was sleeping in his tent, so Naruto did what he does being the nice guy he is slept in a tree for the night. But he heard Kosuya say something just before he climbed up the tree "Alright, Goodnight dad"

The next morning Haruko jumped on Anko and Anko is very grouch in the morning so she wrapped Haruko in snakes. "Awww what did I do?" Haruko asked as she ate the copperheads "WHAT THE HELL YOU WAKE ME UP BY JUMPING ON ME AND EAT MY SNAKES." Anko yelled so loud it woke Mimo and Naruto up. "What are you two yelling about?" Naruto asked in a groggy tone. The two females pointed at the other one and yelled "IT WAS HER FAULT" the blonde leaf nin just sighed and walked to get water, but he forgot he was in a tree and landed on Kosuya hearing several cracks and snoring. "Dammit" said the blonde shinobi, "She is almost like an exact replica of Tayuya in every way even the way she sleeps" YAWN came from Kosuya as she woke up, poked her head out of the tent and yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN ANNOYING SHITHEADS!!!" Then went back to sleep for a few more hours.

Meanwhile in the Village Hidden In The Mist. A young boy by the name of Inari was hiding in a pot from the homo-nin that was hitting on him, 'good I think I lost him' "Lost who" said the masked gayboy "you know that hurt when you ran from me, not phyiscaly but right here" and pointed to his heart and started crying, and then he heard a crash with a cat meowing in fear and Rikku going through a wall along with the pictures of the boy she drew, then haku looked back to see Inari gone and a puff of smoke. "Dammit I'll fuck him one of these days." "How about a big guy that could give you a bunny." said a guy with a cleaver on his back, Haku's eyes lit up with joy and stars, Rikku just layed down on the sandy ground "awww they look so cute together"

Back with the weird team "omph" came from Kosuya's mouth as her 12 year old father jumped on her "Come on, you promised you would teach me a new jutsu." 'Since she won't wake up I'll take her cap thing' Naruto reached for the black cap with silver tube things and as soon as he touched it her glistning yellow eyes that rivaled his own blue eyes in the bottomless pit they consumed open and bared her teeth and the most noticable was the oversized canines. In a dark growl emited from her mouth "Don't touch the hat" and punched him in the face so hard that the flames on the sleeve looked like they were on fire and he landed into a tree with a bloody nose that soon stopped bleeding, he made a mental note, 'Okay note to self don't ever touch her hat and she is not a morning person' Then Kosuya went back to sleep like nothing just happen'd

3 HOURS LATER

"Oooooh Jiraya-sens is going to love this" Mimo whispered to herself while watching and taking note about a mad Anko wrestle a sugarhigh Haruko who just acts like a snake and slithers out of Anko's grip, snakeless shinobi was getting pissed and so she finally closelined the bitch to knock her out. Strange thing was that Haruko was snoring "aw well I need to change my tampon." Anko said as she went by the river to do her feminine dutys.

YAWN It emmited from Naruto's tent which Kosuya was inhabiting at the moment since she kicked him out last night by beating him there. He learned never ever crawl in a tent with a girl, at first he thought the only reason why Tayuya got mad was because she's always voilent but he learned that it wasn't just Tayuya who got violent if you crawl in her tent as he found out on first B rank mission with Kin. Naruto visibley shivers. "Ah isn't it a wonderful day?" Kosuya says gleefully, Naruto was thinking

'I thought she wasn't a Morning person Ughh this bothers me'

Why not ask?

'Because I'm afraid she'll hit me'

Whimp

'WHAT DID YOU SAY FUZZBALL-TEME!!!'

You heard me I called you a whimp The nine tailed demon said in a booming yet calm tone

'I'll show you who's the wimp' Naruto said calmly or at least trying to be calm.

"Hey Kosuya." Said the fox container "hmmm"she groan/hummed, Naruto just gulped and prayed to god that he was not about to get his ass kick,"Well I was just wondering, why are you so moody?"

You lived a good life

'I'm only 12'

I said good, not long

"Well" she said scratching her nose, "I guess I was born like that." Kosuya continued cheerfully, Naruto just did what only he could do, give the Naruto dumbstruck look.

'HA, see fuzzball I did have the guts'

I had to coax you into doing it

'No you didn't you just insulted me'

Coaxing, insulting, same thing

'Your mean'

I am proud to be

"You know Kosuya your strange" Naruto pointed out. "Ahhh yes I get that alot, so you wanna learn that new jutsu I promised to teach you" Kosuya said as she played with his face (Just like Jiraiya did) "Oww " the blonde shook his head "I thought you were kidding." Naruto exclaimed. Kosuya shook her head "No way when I say I'm going to do something I'll do it, that is my nindo" 'Wow she is just like me' Naruto snapped out of his thoughts "Ok so what jutsu are you going to teach me?" Naruto asked exidectlily throwing his arms in the air, "Kuchiyose no Jutsu" Naruto just jumped for joy.

'hmm, Something smells familiar about her, her scent its like a canine of somesort and a feline, Oh god how could I be so stupid, The canine is the coolest thing in the world, a fox, but what is that feline smell, it smells so familair, oh well, I'm going to make me some country fried steak'

Yo Naruto

'Yeah what'

Imagine me a oven and some country steak and maybe alfredo sauce, Oh oh and some patatoes and oh and a hammer.

'What the hell have you gone redneck and what the fuck is the hammer for?'

I am offended, but no and also imagine me up a KFC. The hammer is for mashed patatoes

'and what good will this do for me'

Nothing dumbfuck.. erh... I mean Naruto, I like food

'Whatever...fuzzy

Thank you. WAIT WHAT DID YOU CALL ME

'I am cutting the link but you got what I'll get you those things

"SO WHAT I'M I GOING TO SUMMON, hopefully not something as stupid, Oooh is it a crocidle, snakes or is it a summoning contract with monkeys" the over sugar high ninja blabbered out, the the older girl with whisker marks just rubbed his head to mess his hair up "Are foxes cool enough for you?" the pink headed ninja replied with a smile plastered on her face. "OH FUCK YA" the blonde shinobi yelled out, "okay then now the summoning for foxes is much different than regular summoning, you see it is much like the Rashomon Gates usually you need two people two summon one gate, unlike Orochimaru who can summon three with both hands so thats what your gonna do okay." "what?!?" the loudmouth nin yelled "ughh" Kosuya sighed "You have to put blood on both hands and summon, but for you I'll show how you showed me so I could get the concept of it" She bit here left thumb rubbed the blood on here right palm and the the same with the right thumb and left palm and made the tiger seal and held it in place then red chakra enguled her hands, she slammed her red hands in the ground and yelled "KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU"

'How could she learn this'

POOF smoke rose and cleared, Naruto coughed and opened his eye's and saw a golem fox who had no fur just spike pointing backwards and the paws were stuck in the ground for some reason and the eyes were like any foxes with the black around the eyes but the black was part of the eyes and they all just glowed a bright yellow that rivaled Kosuya's yellow eye's, the tail was like a pincone and the face was like a triangle pointing down and on top of that head was Kosuya who whispered in the foxes stone ear and could of sworn that it started sweating the fox nodded and Kosuya clapped her hands and the foxes paws were out of the ground, "Wooowww cool" Naruto said as the fox opened its stone chest like a drawer and pulled out the fox signing contract which had a shape of a foxes head on it in ink "Naruto sign it" Kosuya sayed with a grin, Naruto opened it, the bottom and top was decorated with Uzumaki swirls and Fox heads and looked at the first and second socket area's where you were suppose to sign your name and they were empty and the third column just said Uzumaki Kosuya "hey Kosuya how did you sign the contract and why are the first two columns empty" Naruto asked with his eye's closed "Well the first column should be signed by you and the second column should be signed by momma and you taught me how to summon it and Kyubi taught you how to summon it." she explained "Now sign with your blood smootherd on each hand and sign you name in blood."

'What is she talking about. wait she says Naruto is her father then she must be from the future, that explains it, man I really need to pay more attention'

"U-zu-ma-ki-Na-ru-to Altright done now apparentley I focus my chakra until it glows and" Naruto slams his hands in the ground "KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU" POOF Kosuya snickered "Hey whats so funny" The smoke cleared all it was, was sperm, fox sperm. Kosuya snickered and stated "I tried it with my chakra to and thats also what came out on my first try, that day you had to explain to me the birds and the bee's because I asked you what it was and you said 'Its uhh mayonnaise" So I went over to it and almost went to touch it and eat it but luckley you stoped me and you had to explain." "And how old were you?" Naruto asked she then dismissed the fox she summoned and turned back around to Naruto "about 4 years old 2 years after I wanted to become a ninja so you taught me a clan jutsu" Kosuya smirked, Naruto had an idea his first idea ever

"Okay suppose you are from the future do you know any other clan jutsu's." Kosuya nodded her head " I know all our clans jutsu even found out that our bloodline lets our bodies handle intense conditions and our legs can make us go the speed of light and you didn't want me to know but one day you had to go on a mission for a week and so you left me at the Akatsuki so grandpa Arashi and the others could take care of me and he taught me the bloodline limit" Naruto fainted at who she said his father was.

2 HOURS LATER

Naruto jolted up and asked "So can you teach me it" No one was their in the hospital room but Kosuya "No you'll have to learn the others on your own" Naruto looked down " oh and dad I'll see ya later" His head Jolted up "Why" "well I got to train and since I'm not classified as a ninja I can go train and find a way back to my time but by the time you learn Rasengan I will be in Iwa so by then look me up and I'll teach you a new jutsu so Nyah" She said and stuck her tounge out as Nine tails whipped around her then bounded together to make an egg like shape and started glowing red then shrunk away into nothingness.

Mimo bursted through the door "Naruto we have a mission."

A/N: their you go guys, I am rather proud of my self on this chapter. Oh well lets see what you guys think so review, flame whichever you want. Next chapter 'The True First C Rank Mission'